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academic punk
01-01-2005, 02:13 PM
please God make it stop

chunkashin!!
01-01-2005, 02:20 PM
Well, what you could do is, Get drunk again and then stay awake till you sober up. or try and make some obscure homemade cure....

chunkashin!!
01-01-2005, 02:25 PM
Or you could lie down in a room and stare at the celling for ages.

academic punk
01-01-2005, 02:31 PM
you're not helping

lms2
01-01-2005, 02:34 PM
Just try telling yourself its the price you pay for having too good a time.

Take a small drink of your poison from the night before, and resign yourself to a day of rest and relaxation while you try to remember the stupid shit you did the night before. The hang over will go away... the stupid shit will haunt you forever!

chunkashin!!
01-01-2005, 02:37 PM
drink more, Go on, Do it.

chunkashin!!
01-01-2005, 02:40 PM
Or face the fact, There is NO cure for a hangover.

guwapo_rocker
01-01-2005, 02:45 PM
More booze and naked Asian chicks!!!!

Or try this...

http://www.usabutikken.com/products/ExcedrinXS.jpg

Works every time!!!!

academic punk
01-01-2005, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by chunkashin!!
Or face the fact, There is NO cure for a hangover.


is this fun for you???


sadly, the most constructive thing here so far is LMS's avatar:

One day I'll fly away
Leave all this to yesterday

That is, at this moment, my mantra.

chunkashin!!
01-01-2005, 02:55 PM
Sorry, Fuckin-ell! You must be bad, well the ultamite cure for a hangover I know of is IRN BRU and pain killer but as far as im aware of, USA dosent have IRN BRU... Try drinking energy drinks, or lots of water just to piss out whatever's left in your system...

Constructive? this is the roth forums... Check out a katydid Insult spree forum, THATS CONSTRUCTIVE!

academic punk
01-01-2005, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by chunkashin!!
Sorry, Fuckin-ell! You must be bad, well the ultamite cure for a hangover I know of is IRN BRU and pain killer but as far as im aware of, USA dosent have IRN BRU...

see? you're still not helping...

Try drinking energy drinks, or lots of water just to piss out whatever's left in your system...

Constructive? this is the roth forums... Check out a katydid Insult spree forum, THATS CONSTRUCTIVE!



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! nice one! but at the moment, that jackass's "repent! repent!" horsepoo might just work on my added mind.

and no one wants that...

ODShowtime
01-01-2005, 03:03 PM
pot

academic punk
01-01-2005, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by ODShowtime
pot



HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coyote
01-01-2005, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
please God make it stop

Greasy and salty food. With plenty of (non-alcoholic, per preference) liquid.

Some Texas BBQ style food might work...

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 03:32 PM
I drunk last night too but dang you went overboard dude lmao. Anyways you need some veggie soup or russian soup you shoulda taken aspirin last night before bed then taken another with some water about 2 or 3 hours later then it wouldn't be so bad.

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 03:33 PM
btw what the hell did you drink i was drinking mixed

julia
01-01-2005, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Little_Skittles
btw what the hell did you drink i was drinking mixed

ur not supposed to be drinking yet

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 03:53 PM
it's a small town we do worse stuff than just drinking ;)

julia
01-01-2005, 03:54 PM
I drink too so I can't really say anything

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 03:56 PM
lol how old are ya?

julia
01-01-2005, 03:57 PM
15

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 04:01 PM
haha alright so what's the strongest thing you drink?

julia
01-01-2005, 04:01 PM
crown royal, how about u?

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 04:06 PM
rum and depending on what kind if it's like just plain i mix it in but other wise na and then me and tyler were gonna try to get some mike's hard lemonade and wine coolers and some jack daniels and play drinking games.

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 04:06 PM
so yeah i'm still pretty weak lol

julia
01-01-2005, 04:07 PM
what do u drink like only beer and wine?

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 04:08 PM
for now yeah.

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 04:08 PM
are you more expiremental?

julia
01-01-2005, 04:11 PM
kinda if I feel like trying new things

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 04:18 PM
alright that's kewl.

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 04:18 PM
Do you do anything else that might be illegal?

julia
01-01-2005, 04:20 PM
like what?

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 04:25 PM
mj, ectasy, morphine?

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 04:25 PM
or for you sporty types steroids?

julia
01-01-2005, 04:25 PM
no drugs just drinking

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 04:28 PM
ok.

julia
01-01-2005, 04:33 PM
u do drugs don't ya?

Nickdfresh
01-01-2005, 04:42 PM
There is no cure, but try drinking A LOT of water before you drink. Dehydration causes much of the hangover.

Alcohol dehydrates.

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 04:51 PM
not yet no.

julia
01-01-2005, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Little_Skittles
not yet no.

thats good

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 04:56 PM
yeah.

julia
01-01-2005, 04:59 PM
would u do drugs though?

Little_Skittles
01-01-2005, 05:06 PM
hahaha yeah i would. Like jeff hardy said amuse your body and abuse your body because one day you are going to lose your body.

julia
01-01-2005, 05:10 PM
u like jeff hardy? do u watch wrestling or read poetry?

chunkashin!!
01-01-2005, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
There is no cure, but try drinking A LOT of water before you drink. Dehydration causes much of the hangover.

Alcohol dehydrates.

And (If you can manage) to drink before you sleep, it seems to help LOADS too, and if you'r sick, it comes up alot smoother. Water is a BIG thums up.

Matt White
01-01-2005, 05:20 PM
Hangover cure?

Pedialyte! Sounds crazy, but it WORKS!

All you youngsters be CAREFUL with the drinking. It's all fun and games untill somebody gets hurt!:lookie:

lms2
01-01-2005, 05:25 PM
Skittles you are grounded. Soooooooo grounded!

I think maybe you need to stick to your neopets and dollidolls sites.

Apparently you are not quite ready to handle hanging with the big dogs without lying about yourself and your interests... if you intend to head in the direction you are implying to Julia you wish to take.... pack your bags kiddo cause I don't intend to support you while you do it. :D

Oh yeah... and happy new year.

julia
01-01-2005, 05:33 PM
don't worry I'll keep him in line

lms2
01-01-2005, 05:36 PM
her :D

julia
01-01-2005, 05:39 PM
oh

academic punk
01-01-2005, 06:53 PM
oh, sweet jesus. Have I somehow created a thread - when all I ws looking for was a hangover cure!!! - for two juvenile delinquents to attempt to hook up with each other.

*SIGH* ...I guess Dave'd be proud...

academic punk
01-01-2005, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
Hangover cure?

Pedialyte! Sounds crazy, but it WORKS!

All you youngsters be CAREFUL with the drinking. It's all fun and games untill somebody gets hurt!:lookie:


What the HELL is "Pedialyte"? That sounds like something that moight have something to do with Michael Jackson's current legal entanglements.

you know, after to much of the "Jesus Juice"...

ODShowtime
01-01-2005, 08:46 PM
gatorade too actually.

We used to talk about the gatorade hangover institue with scientists studying people with sensors and shit while they're sitting on the couch sunday afternoon drinking gatorade all hungover

Dan
01-01-2005, 09:11 PM
Hair Of The Dog.We say we will never drink again but what happens.

Take a long walk or Run a couple of Kms.

Bacon and Eggs.

Drink lots of H2O

Sleep it off,take the phone off hook.

rustoffa
01-02-2005, 02:00 AM
Carry your monkey ass straight on out to the driveway, or wherever your S-10 is parked.

Get on your wind-sprint horse and jump over the hood (tire-to tire).

If you clear it, the dopamine and adrenaline inluxes will fix you right on up.

If you come up short and eat shit, you'll be scraped up, possibly mildly concussed....shake that shit off and go back inside.

Bactine is the wonder drug that works wonders...find that plastic bottle of joy and disregard any so-called "instructions" on the back.

Spray whatever abrasions you might have down with it and cast off all feelings of guilt. (guilt's a killer)

Promptly treat the little magic bottle of Bactine like it was Afrin....

Spray that shit up your nose like no tomorrow-breathe deeply.

*FWA-BAM*

Hangover is over.

Rikk
01-02-2005, 03:25 AM
The key is to throw up before you go to bed. Drink to the point of needing to throw up. Then vomit as much as you possibly can. Then drink three tall glasses of water, force yourself to eat something, then go to bed. It's very hard to do this when drunk, but fuck does it help. When I mean eat something, I don't mean something acid-y. I mean something solid. Eat a bowl of dry oat bran. Then wash it down with tons of water.

You'll have to piss a ton, but it helps. Throwing up the evening's drink before lying down makes your wake-up about 10 times better. Of course, it's the Dana Plato approach to drinking, but it works.

Matt White
01-02-2005, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by academic punk
What the HELL is "Pedialyte"? That sounds like something that moight have something to do with Michael Jackson's current legal entanglements.

you know, after to much of the "Jesus Juice"...

"Pedialyte" is a kiddie medicine for "the trots". It re-hydrates you. And, because a hangover is primarily caused by DE-HYDRATION....Presto!

Sounds crazy, but it works.

jojo2371
01-02-2005, 01:01 PM
gatorade is good for a hangover ,no lie of course nothin is better then beer for a hangover -if it the cause its the cure and that aint no lie friends !!!!!

jojo2371
01-02-2005, 01:02 PM
lol matt white has a point that pedialyte does work wonders !!!!!!!!!

classicdude
01-02-2005, 08:00 PM
:confused: I've hear that "Chaser" product advertised like crazy on the radio...seen it at the drugstore for like $6.95 a package, but have never tried it myself. You're supposed to take it the night you are abusing the alcohol (like tonight, for myself :) - 'bout 6 or 7 double Bacardi/cokes and counting). But re-hydrating yourself is a good bet. Drink lots of fluids the next day, and nothing too acidic.