First time laid in '05

[Bob_R]

Let's all use this thread to note our first time getting laid in the year 2005.

I'm especially interested in the ladies notations.

Please note the date and time. Details are welcome. Location and length of activity are not necessary.

As the creator of this thread. I'll go first.

Not yet this year.

Hopefully tonight.

Happy humping.

[loss of fools]

1st jan 2.30 am ish

[julia]

Jan. 1 1am

[Northern Girl]

Well, the two teenagers beat us all !!

[Bob_R]

Too straight forward and honest I guess? :confused: :rolleyes:

[Bret]

Jan 1 as soon as the clock struck midnight I inserted my cock into her pussy.

Jan 1 again late night.

[jojo2371]

sadly like the song says i was "too drunk to fuck "

[julia]

Originally posted by Bret
Jan 1 as soon as the clock struck midnight I inserted my cock into her pussy.

Jan 1 again late night.

somehow I don't believe the first part

[jojo2371]

hi julia ,havin good new year so far ?

[julia]

it aint bad so far

[scottydabodi]

12:05AM EST Jan.1, 2005. Twilight Zone marathon was on Sci-Fi. Any other questions? Yes, she's from Asia.

[Katydid]

I had a duck I raised from a hatchling. And she laid her first on New Years. So I knew she was a hen then. SO I changed her name from George to Georgetta. Although she had never been around a drake.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Katydid
I had a duck I raised from a hatchling. And she laid her first on New Years. So I knew she was a hen then. SO I changed her name from George to Georgetta. Although she had never been around a drake.

Stop trying to get the waterfowl to fuck you.

They have standards too:D

[scottydabodi]

AFFLACK!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
AFFLACK!!!
:D

[teamaa104]

got in a fight with my girlfriend around 10 o'clock....
thats the end of that tale

[Fabulous Shadow]

LMAO!

UMMMMMM... For once I have nothing to say!

[Dan]

I was a Nun and got none.

[THUNDERROCKS]

Boy dan, let me tell ya how absolutely stunned we are that you again got no pussy. Wow, really dan. Big shocker.

[Dan]

Originally posted by THUNDERROCKS
Boy dan, let me tell ya how absolutely stunned we are that you again got no pussy. Wow, really dan. Big shocker.

Joe Thunder,Know surprise what you got up to.How's your boyfriend anyway?

Have you recover from your badly skined knees yet?

That what you get from too much ass in Joe.

[NightProwler]

evh fanatic should just be honest and admit that he has never had sex.

Not with a woman anyways.

[DavidLeeNatra]

I got some of these yesterday...told her "you might as well JUMP!"

[Carmine]

January 1st....about 2:15am!

[aesop]

Originally posted by teamaa104
got in a fight with my girlfriend around 10 o'clock....
thats the end of that tale

You couldn't recover in time?? Too bad...

...Make-up sex is typically the best sex

[aesop]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
January 1st....about 2:15am!

Congrats Carmine!!! Way to 'hit the ground running' in '05!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
Congrats Carmine!!! Way to 'hit the ground running' in '05!

You know it bro! I had to take her away for the night....but, when your married, paying $500 to have sex with your wife has become routine! LOL!

[aesop]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
You know it bro! I had to take her away for the night....but, when your married, paying $500 to have sex with your wife has become routine! LOL!

LMMFAO!!!!!!
I hope that didn't work out to about $166.67 dollars a minute...Plus dinner and gas...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
LMMFAO!!!!!!
I hope that didn't work out to about $166.67 dollars a minute...Plus dinner and gas...

LMAO....no, divide by 3, carry the 7, add $29,50...plus the champagne...dinner was included.....as was breakfast.....wait, we did it 3 times. Your figure is correct!

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by NightProwler
evh fanatic had sex with my Mom


You're Mom is more than a woman. She is a beautiful person "inside" and out.

[NightProwler]

you're?

you're = you are.

you meant YOUR, kid.

Why aren't you in class today LEARNING instead of in here getting schooled?

[Bob_R]

Because YOUR Mom wants me to continue to fuck her!

[NightProwler]

Why lie, kid? you don't know my mother any more than you know which of your mother's countless johns sired you.

I'll prove it: Where does my mother live?

LOL

you don't know shit kid...stop PROVING it.

[Bob_R]

Kid. LOL nutbag.

OK, I don't know shit about you just like you don't know shit about me. And, now that I've hit a nerve and got you all riled up it's time to say good-bye.

I'm not going to play games with you. Afterall you started with me.

Have a nice day. :)

[NightProwler]

I know that you are chickenshit, liar, and a dumbass.

And I do not believe that you have ever had sex. Not with a woman anyways.

"Hit a nerve"?

LMAO

I did that with my first response to you, that is why you started your tantrum.

Scurry off now.

[Bob_R]

Whatever dickbreath. :rolleyes:

[NightProwler]

Go brush your tooth...or get a tic tac or something. your own breath is making you delusional.

[Bob_R]

Ok, VHLinker

[NightProwler]

I started with you because you are a pathetic liar.

Whine on...

[Bob_R]

You got it Linker. Sammy rules! :D

[NightProwler]

That is about as true as you claiming to have been with a woman.

[Bob_R]

For the last time: Your MOM is more than a woman!!

She is a beautiful person "INSIDE" and out!!

She has alot of energy for a woman her age

[aesop]

Jesus...Another hijacked thread...

...Won't you tell me...Where have all the good times gone?

[NightProwler]

I DID hit a nerve when I called it the first time: you have never actually had sex, not with a woman anyways.

you never did answer that question about my mom, kid. PROVING what a chickenshit liar you are.

[kentuckyklira]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Let's all use this thread to note our first time getting laid in the year 2005.

I'm especially interested in the ladies notations.

Please note the date and time. Details are welcome. Location and length of activity are not necessary.

As the creator of this thread. I'll go first.

Not yet this year.

Hopefully tonight.

Happy humping. January 1st,

cock in mouth 5:30 am

cock in pussy around 5:45 am.

Took me till saturday January 2nd 7:00 pm to get rid of the chick again.:mad:

[Katydid]

Originally posted by teamaa104
got in a fight with my girlfriend around 10 o'clock....
thats the end of that tale

It would never get old seeing 3 piles of shit on your head.

[ALinChainz]

But you're the only one who has the shithead pic don't you?

Please drop dead Katy, and soon.

[Ozzy Fudd]

Not that i'm late or anything but the 5th was it for me Best part she Went 4 times i think that made up .....some. Who The Fuck Needs that Fuckin Blue pill .......NOT OLD OZZY !!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by NightProwler
I DID hit a nerve when I called it the first time: you have never actually had sex, not with a woman anyways.

you never did answer that question about my mom, kid. PROVING what a chickenshit liar you are.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=355770

[NightProwler]

rikkie

you the blonde or the brunette?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by NightProwler
rikkie

you the blonde or the brunette?

Fast response from you, huh?

Face it...you haven't been laid in a while, have you? Those two are probably good pickins for your kind.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=338243

[NightProwler]

There you go again...posting your baby picture but NOT answering the question.

Ifd you actually had a sex life of your own, you wouldn't feel your need to fantasize about mine, kid.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by NightProwler
There you go again...posting your baby picture but NOT answering the question.

Ifd you actually had a sex life of your own, you wouldn't feel your need to fantasize about mine, kid.

That's it. Your stupidity has reached an intolerable level.

We're sorry to do this.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=349719

[NightProwler]

"death"?

LMAO

ALL a coward such as yourself could EVER do is fantasize about that.

I see you're posting your "girlfriend's" photo now.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by NightProwler
"death"?

LMAO

ALL a coward such as yourself could EVER do is fantasize about that.

I see you're posting your "girlfriend's" photo now.

I see you finally figured out that complicated your/you're thing.

Do you like my girlfriend? I've been with her for years now.

[NightProwler]

I learned the your / you're (you are) thing a long time ago, kid.

When will you learn to answer a question?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by NightProwler
I learned the your / you're (you are) thing a long time ago, kid.

When will you learn to answer a question?

You didn't tell me if you like my girlfriend!!!:mad:

Here are her tits.

[Figs]

Not yet, but very, very soon.....

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Figs
Not yet, but very, very soon.....

Keep plugging away buddy...you'll reach the mountain soon! LOL:D

[Figs]

I'm trying to scrape together the 100 bucks....

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Figs
I'm trying to scrape together the 100 bucks....

LMAO!!! Come back home....you only need 50!

[Figs]

Good one! True, Manhattan is overpriced....

[Carmine]

Manhatten...you got the broker fee, assessment fee, shipping and handling, and cab fare all rolled into that price! Cut out the middle men....unless there middle women, of course, and are included in the overall package price!

[Figs]

Yes!

Last night!

Begging actually WORKS!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Figs
Yes!

Last night!

Begging actually WORKS!

Persistence Figs!! Atta Boy!!:D

[Figs]

Thank you, kind Sir.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Figs
Thank you, kind Sir.

Anytime!!

at this rate....you are looking at a kick ass 4th of July!!;)

[flappo]

round the back of asda in totteridge high street , march 12th 2.17 am , big blonde bird with big tits and a fanny like a beehive

turned out to be jimmy saville's dad

[Nitro Express]

I actually don't remember when I first had sex in 2005. All I know is I got laid on St Patrick's day and shot green cum all over her ass.

[jojo2371]

um u mite wanna see a doctor nitro ,saint patty's day or not i think green cum mite be a sign of gonorhea

[jojo2371]

j/k grats man u had a better saint patty's day than me bro!

[Rikk]

LOU? Oh LOU??