Happy Birthday Max ! Chapter Two [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

Northern Girl

01-05-2005, 06:46 AM

Max,

I hope you have an awesome day and it's the start of a wonderful year for you.

You're a great guy and a great friend; and I really appreciate it from the heart of my bottom. :D

Cheers !

MAX

01-05-2005, 11:54 AM

Yo G, ;)

WOW!!! Another one? Thanks for the kind words, for being so nice and supportive of me the past bit. You truly are a wonderful friend and may this year also bring you everything you deserve. You are a great person and don't ever forget that. :)

Your friend,

J

ALinChainz

01-05-2005, 11:58 AM

Does make ya all warm and fuzzy huh bro?

Cheers Max!

:D

MAX

01-05-2005, 12:02 PM

Thanks Al!!!

Katy even wished me one. lol.

Carmine

01-05-2005, 12:04 PM

Happy Birthday Max! Cheers!

I'll be joining you at 34 in 6 months.

nosuchluck

01-05-2005, 12:24 PM

happy birthday

scottydabodi

01-05-2005, 02:51 PM

HAPPY FUCKEN BIRTHDAY MAX!!! Keep rockin'!!

Rikk

01-05-2005, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Cheers !

I want to fuck you.

Rikk

01-05-2005, 07:57 PM

MAX, I already left you a birthday message in the other thread started by idiot.

So fuck you if you think you're going to get another HAPPY BIRTHDAY greeting from me...;)

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=351612

Northern Girl

01-05-2005, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
I want to fuck you.

You sweet talker, you !

MAX

01-05-2005, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
You sweet talker, you !

Yep, he sure doesn't beat around the bush does he?

Rikk

01-05-2005, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Yep, he sure doesn't beat around the bush does he?

Most people that know will me will tell me that I was never known for my subtlety.

Rikk

01-05-2005, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
You sweet talker, you !

How you doin', baby?;)

MAX

01-05-2005, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
Most people that know will me will tell me that I was never known for my subtlety.

I've learned that over the years.

Rikk

01-05-2005, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by MAX
I've learned that over the years.

But seriously, bro...HAPPY BIRTHDAY. You have been a great friend and I hope you get everything you could hope for starting today.

As Bill and Ted once declared: "Be excellent to each other."

You deserve a great fucking birthday, bro!

Your buddy 'til the very end,
Rikk

MAX

01-05-2005, 08:48 PM

Thanks Rikk!!!

Today's been great and I appreciate all of the well wishes. You know that you are a stellar bro as well.

Your friend,

Jer

rustoffa

01-05-2005, 08:59 PM

Happy birthday MAX!

Next time you're stuck on one of those Alta chairlifts with an old lady sportin' three-foot rental planks, think happy thoughts!
:D

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/dangerous_goods/playmate.jpg

MAX

01-05-2005, 09:03 PM

Thanks Stoffa!!!

Luckily, the ball and chain skiis as well. :)

Speaking of hitting the slopes, I thought you were going to bail through here in Dec and we were going to go?

My gosh, you know how many titty pics I've received today? Do I really come off as that big of a horndog? :confused:

Rikk

01-05-2005, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by MAX
My gosh, you know how many titty pics I've received today? Do I really come off as that big of a horndog? :confused:

Everyone knows, boy. It's no big deal. We'll be posting naked pics of GUWAPO for you tomorrow.

MAX

01-05-2005, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
We'll be posting naked pics of GUWAPO for you tomorrow.

Please don't. :eek: I was referring to women, let alone HUMANS!!!!

Rikk

01-05-2005, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Please don't. :eek: I was referring to women, let alone HUMANS!!!!

MAX

01-05-2005, 09:24 PM

Did he just corner a rodent on the hill?

Nickdfresh

01-05-2005, 09:30 PM

Happy B-Day again MAX! Carmen says she misses you very much! She wants to sing another verse! And the washing machine's spin cycle feels really, really gooooooood!

MAX

01-05-2005, 09:35 PM

Thanks Nick. :)

I'll give Carmen a friggin' spin cycle. :)

rustoffa

01-05-2005, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Thanks Stoffa!!!

Luckily, the ball and chain skiis as well. :)

Speaking of hitting the slopes, I thought you were going to bail through here in Dec and we were going to go?

My gosh, you know how many titty pics I've received today? Do I really come off as that big of a horndog? :confused:

The finger is getting better...no fingernail growing yet, guess I need to hunker down on the jello shots. Hopefully a trip by late season.

The only positive aspect of being relegated to nail salon visits is eventually exploiting the sweat shop mentality of the asian chicks and insisting they leave the dust mask on.

As far as the titty pics go, I'd say embrace the generosity with vigor and unbridled pervertedness.
:D

MAX

01-05-2005, 09:54 PM

Oh, I loooooove the pics. :) No complaints from moi. lol. Let's not even get me going on fingernails today.

guwapo_rocker

01-05-2005, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Please don't. :eek: I was referring to women, let alone HUMANS!!!!

What? Idiot!!

Rikk

01-05-2005, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
What? Idiot!!

This is a first.

Man, you're bitter!!

NOW YOU'RE PISSED OFF BECAUSE MAX DOESN'T WANT TO SEE NAKED PICTURES OF YOU??? :eek: :eek:

Guwapo, I think you really need to consider another forum. This place doesn't seem to be doing well for you.;)

MAX

01-05-2005, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
What? Idiot!!

Cry us a river you fuckstick.

Northern Girl

01-05-2005, 10:44 PM

Originally posted by MAX
he sure doesn't beat around the bush does he?

Actually he does! :D

Northern Girl

01-05-2005, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
How you doin', baby?;)

I'm just fine. You're having a busy night.

Rikk

01-05-2005, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I'm just fine. You're having a busy night.

I'm actually arguing with a delusional old man about whether or not I dislike Hagar. It's hilarious. I've been stalked by a woman before, but never a mullet-wearing, tank-top fashioned old fuck.:p

MAX

01-05-2005, 11:24 PM

Suuup NG?

Thanks again for the thread. :) I really appreciate it. Hey, laugh at this one, it's been snowing like crazy here today. No walking the dogs. Did you have a nice day?

J

Matt White

01-05-2005, 11:29 PM

Here's the obligatory nudie shot MAX!!!:)

MAX

01-05-2005, 11:31 PM

Hahahaha!!!

Silicone Valley. :D

Northern Girl

01-06-2005, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Suuup NG?

Thanks again for the thread. :) I really appreciate it. Hey, laugh at this one, it's been snowing like crazy here today. No walking the dogs. Did you have a nice day?

J

I had a great day. Organizing a long girls' weekend for my birthday in early March. Not for awhile, but something to look forward to. Gotta plan earlier, 'cause there's a bunch of us going. Always a blast!

I'd rather have your snow that this friggin' cold. 25 below tonight. Nice by the weekend though.

Hope you had a great day. :)

MAX

01-06-2005, 12:20 AM

I did G and thanks.

Again, I really appreciated the thread. You are a stellar friend. Twenty five below eh? I guess I shouldn't complain. lol. You rock!!!

J