Can't get this stuff: Did DLR Know? [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

5150Clown

01-05-2005, 05:15 PM

Did Dave know it was the end of his reunion when he wrote "Can't get this stuff no more"? Is there a hidden message behind the mysterious lyrics?

Try and see:

"Can't Get This Stuff No More"
Got me a date with a supermodel. Ha ha ha > A high profile gig with VH
I know, I know I figured "Fuck it" > He decided to burry the hatchet.
Dinner at the hotel, champagne bottle > So it was back to being a rock star
Steak and potatoes, a feather in a bucket > It was what he was longing for

Tell me what is it we're pretendin'? >Are we gonna work together or not?
Not to know, and who needs proof? >It's obvious he's the butt of the joke for VH.
I don't need so much to remember > Why dwell on the past?
No, no. That's how it is, when you tell the truth > He has always stood his ground and told the truth. Not like the VH sisters.
Woo!

How many times does somebody lie > Eddie in this case
'Til patience (Ahh-ahh-ahh) runs her course? > The fans are running out of patience
Keep that in mind, when we say goodbye > Eddie's fault
'Cuz you can't (Ahh-ahh-ahh) get this stuff no more > Thanks to Ed once more.

That's the thing about self-improvement >Gotta always renew yourself
Don't get me wrong, I plan on gettin' some soon >Brought back his solo career
Outside the wire somethin's movin' >yeah, the rumors were big and the VH sisters were pissed.
The barn burnt down now I can see the moon >He saw right thru those suckers.

A slice at a time, like a pizza pie >Baby steps.
You (Ahh-ahh-ahh) serve up the truth, don't want it anymore
Keep that in mind, when we say goodbye
'Cuz you can't (Ahh-ahh-ahh) get this stuff no more

DLR7884

01-05-2005, 05:22 PM

You have way too much free time on your hands.

Why do you fuckers feel the need to break shit down like poetry?

The God damn song was recorded in June......nothing bad happened until October.

DLR7884
Cut the shit already (nothing personal 5150Clown).

DavidLeeNatra

01-05-2005, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
You have way too much free time on your hands.

Why do you fuckers feel the need to break shit down like poetry?

The God damn song was recorded in June......nothing bad happened until October.

DLR7884
Cut the shit already (nothing personal 5150Clown).

this has been discussed so often...dave KNEW at some point what was going on...read the book...people were telling him that they already had cherone in the backhand when they worked with him...

DLR7884

01-05-2005, 06:02 PM

I understand that Dave knew shit was going down....that doesn't mean that Can't Get This Stuff No More was worded the way it was.

DLR7884
I've read the book, about 7 times.

DavidLeeNatra

01-05-2005, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
I understand that Dave knew shit was going down....that doesn't mean that Can't Get This Stuff No More was worded the way it was.

DLR7884
I've read the book, about 7 times.

read the book was for 5150...know you read it, buddy ;)

steve

01-05-2005, 06:20 PM

There is an interview with Dave himself somewhere on this site where he describes the song as such:

Can't Get This Stuff No More"
Got me a date with a supermodel. ...supermodel = VH
I know, I know I'm thinkin' "Fuck it" ...does he join VH?
Dinner at the hotel, champagne bottle ...they lure him in
Steak and potatoes, a feather in a bucket ...a supermodel eats steak and potatoes, then she throws it up in a fancy bucket. does he reject the band because he thinks they are using him?

Tell me what is it we're pretendin' ...we're pretending this is no big deal to the fans, but it is.
Not to know, and who needs proof?
I don't need so much to remember > Why dwell on the past?
No, no. That's how it is, when you tell the truth > He has always stood his ground and told the truth. Not like the VH sisters.

How many times does somebody lie > Eddie in this case
'Til patience (Ahh-ahh-ahh) runs her course? > The fans are running out of patience
Keep that in mind, when we say goodbye > Eddie's fault
'Cuz you can't (Ahh-ahh-ahh) get this stuff no more > Thanks to Ed once more.

That's the thing about self-improvement ...reference to Eddie's gurus and therapysts and managers etc.
Don't get me wrong, I plan on gettin' some soon...sarcastically saying he is suspicious of the self improvement industry Eddie has let dominate his life - managers, therapists, brother etc. - like Brian Wilson
Outside the wire somethin's movin' - the legacy of VH is a barn, the sisters are outside pouring gasoline on it by tricking Dave.
The barn burnt down now I can see the moon...a slice at a time, like a pizza pie. - the truth reveals itself in increments.
You (Ahh-ahh-ahh) serve up the truth, don't want it anymore
Keep that in mind, when we say goodbye
'Cuz you can't (Ahh-ahh-ahh) get this stuff no more

academic punk

01-05-2005, 06:37 PM

I actually thought that this was a fairly thoughful interpretation.

Why would you say to someone who has taken the time to present something thoughtful "you have too much free time on your hands?"

Would you say that to a film critic? To an artist? Look at Dave: his life itself is about maximizing his free time: a voracious reader, he still takes martial arts lessons, studies additional languages, BECOMES AN EMT, and, oh, yeah, somehting somewhere about being a musician and artist. Besides, how are you spending your free time? Denigrating people on a fan web site for how they spend theirs?

As Dave has said in his book, outside people were talking to him all along about the VH situation. True, this was recorded and written long before the actual split, but don't think the '96 reunion was ANYTHING like their heyday. There was much more contact between Dave and VH's agent than between Dave and the brothers. (if you read the book, this'll explain the whole MTV debacle)

Looking at these lyrics now, I would agree that these are among the most sophisticated lyrics from Dave within a VH song (then again, VH was RARELY about sophisticated lyrics). These are more akin to material on YFLM - almost more singer-songwriterly than big bad rock star.

Nice work 5150. thanks for the read!

blueturk

01-06-2005, 02:28 AM

What the hell,maybe the song was about Christie Brinkley!

DLR7884

01-06-2005, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by academic punk
I actually thought that this was a fairly thoughful interpretation.

That's great, coming from a guy who could entertain himself with a rubberband for 3 hours.

Originally posted by academic punk
Why would you say to someone who has taken the time to present something thoughtful "you have too much free time on your hands?"

Because he does....do you really think that's he's the only person in the last 8 years to notice that the lyrics coincide with the issues VH and Dave had in 1996....I think not.

He's just the only one who spent the time and effort to break down every single line in the song....I've been around this website and various mailing lists since 1996, and I'm sick of people breaking down situations and "hidden meanings" behind songs like this "American Literature 201."

Originally posted by academic punk
Would you say that to a film critic? To an artist? Look at Dave: his life itself is about maximizing his free time: a voracious reader, he still takes martial arts lessons, studies additional languages, BECOMES AN EMT, and, oh, yeah, somehting somewhere about being a musician and artist. Besides, how are you spending your free time? Denigrating people on a fan web site for how they spend theirs?

**NEWSFLASH**
The guy who wrote this isn't a film critic or an artist.

I don't need to be told what Dave does in his free time. I left more VH/DLR knowledge in my toilet this morning that you will ever know.

You are right, I am spending my time denigrating people on a fan website, what the fuck is it to you?

Originally posted by academic punk
As Dave has said in his book, outside people were talking to him all along about the VH situation. True, this was recorded and written long before the actual split, but don't think the '96 reunion was ANYTHING like their heyday. There was much more contact between Dave and VH's agent than between Dave and the brothers. (if you read the book, this'll explain the whole MTV debacle)

Thanks for pointing out the obvious, where in that paragraph is your point?

Originally posted by academic punk
Looking at these lyrics now, I would agree that these are among the most sophisticated lyrics from Dave within a VH song (then again, VH was RARELY about sophisticated lyrics). These are more akin to material on YFLM - almost more singer-songwriterly than big bad rock star.

You agree that this are among the most sophisticated lyrics that Dave has ever written? That's great. Who the fuck are you agreeing with? Nobody in this thread said they were or weren't sophisticated.

Originally posted by academic punk
Nice work 5150. thanks for the read!

I'm sure he's glad you enjoyed it.

DLR7884
Do yourself a favor, don't respond to me.

DlocRoth

01-06-2005, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by DLR7884
That's great, coming from a guy who could entertain himself with a rubberband for 3 hours.

Because he does....do you really think that's he's the only person in the last 8 years to notice that the lyrics coincide with the issues VH and Dave had in 1996....I think not.

He's just the only one who spent the time and effort to break down every single line in the song....I've been around this website and various mailing lists since 1996, and I'm sick of people breaking down situations and "hidden meanings" behind songs like this "American Literature 201."

**NEWSFLASH**
The guy who wrote this isn't a film critic or an artist.

I don't need to be told what Dave does in his free time. I left more VH/DLR knowledge in my toilet this morning that you will ever know.

You are right, I am spending my time denigrating people on a fan website, what the fuck is it to you?

Thanks for pointing out the obvious, where in that paragraph is your point?

You agree that this are among the most sophisticated lyrics that Dave has ever written? That's great. Who the fuck are you agreeing with? Nobody in this thread said they were or weren't sophisticated.

I'm sure he's glad you enjoyed it.

DLR7884
Do yourself a favor, don't respond to me.

:D Now thats fucking poetry!

5 stars for you!
:rofl:

DLR7884

01-06-2005, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by DlocRoth
:D Now thats fucking poetry!

5 stars for you!
:rofl:

Right back at ya!

DLR7884
:)

academic punk

01-06-2005, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
That's great, coming from a guy who could entertain himself with a rubberband for 3 hours.

Because he does....do you really think that's he's the only person in the last 8 years to notice that the lyrics coincide with the issues VH and Dave had in 1996....I think not.

He's just the only one who spent the time and effort to break down every single line in the song....I've been around this website and various mailing lists since 1996, and I'm sick of people breaking down situations and "hidden meanings" behind songs like this "American Literature 201."

**NEWSFLASH**
The guy who wrote this isn't a film critic or an artist.

I don't need to be told what Dave does in his free time. I left more VH/DLR knowledge in my toilet this morning that you will ever know.

You are right, I am spending my time denigrating people on a fan website, what the fuck is it to you?

Thanks for pointing out the obvious, where in that paragraph is your point?

You agree that this are among the most sophisticated lyrics that Dave has ever written? That's great. Who the fuck are you agreeing with? Nobody in this thread said they were or weren't sophisticated.

I'm sure he's glad you enjoyed it.

DLR7884
Do yourself a favor, don't respond to me.

Don't like my responding to you...dial 1-800-GO-FUCK-YOURSELF.

p.s. tell your momma to douche or soemthing. she's getting a little ripe up there.

DLR7884

01-06-2005, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
Don't like my responding to you...dial 1-800-GO-FUCK-YOURSELF.

What a fucking letdown....I waited all day for your response and that's ALL you could come up with?

Originally posted by academic punk
p.s. tell your momma to douche or soemthing. she's getting a little ripe up there.

Yawn.

If you're really 34, that's pretty sad.

DLR7884
I'm done with you.

academic punk

01-06-2005, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
What a fucking letdown....I waited all day for your response and that's ALL you could come up with?

Yawn.

If you're really 34, that's pretty sad.

DLR7884
I'm done with you.

Well, I didn't want to waste too much time on a shitbag like you.

5150Clown

01-06-2005, 02:36 PM

Hey knuckle heads. I figured this out years ago, but I was recently thinking about it and wanted to share with you bunch of doosh bags (Excpetion from those that responded possitivly on this thread). I think this is Dave at his finest and we should celebrate it. Eddie is such an idiot he didn't even see that the lyrics were laughing at him. So the joke was on EDDIE and ALEX!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guys, this is something like passover or something. We ought to celebrate Classic VH once a year and play this song as part of the ceremony or ritual and just chuckle as we see Dave using VH instead of them using him. This is got to be the biggest joke ever. The VH sisters are idiots and Dave proved it. He's a genious I tell ya....a genious.

PS - Steve - thanks for the interpretation. Took mine even further. Thanks.

DLR7884

01-06-2005, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
Well, I didn't want to waste too much time on a shitbag like you.

Ouch, another zinger.

DLR7884
*Yawn* your posts bore us...

DLR7884

01-06-2005, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by 5150Clown
Hey knuckle heads. I figured this out years ago, but I was recently thinking about it and wanted to share with you bunch of doosh bags (Excpetion from those that responded possitivly on this thread).

You don't really think that you are the only person that noticed this coincidence in the past 8 years, do you?

By the way it's D-O-U-C-H-E.

Originally posted by 5150Clown
Guys, this is something like passover or something.

Are you Wayne?

Originally posted by 5150Clown
I think this is Dave at his finest and we should celebrate it. Eddie s such an idiot he didn't even see that the lyrics were laughing at him. So the joke was on EDDIE and ALEX!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You have a clouded view on what REAL VAN HALEN is if you think their peak was CGTSNM.

Originally posted by 5150Clown
We ought to celebrate Classic VH once a year and play this song as part of the ceremony or ritual and just chuckle as we see Dave using VH instead of them using him.

I celebrate classic VH everyday.

I'm not joining your "once a year cult."

Originally posted by 5150Clown
This is got to be the biggest joke ever. The VH sisters are idiots and Dave proved it. He's a genious I tell ya....a genious.

How did Dave prove anything about VH being idiots on this song?

DLR7884
He's not a genious, he's a genius. :)

academic punk

01-06-2005, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884

DLR7884
He's not a genious, he's a genius. :) [/B]

sadly, this typo - and the fact that dlr7884 is the one who pointed it out - is pretty ironic.

DLR7884

01-06-2005, 03:19 PM

ge·nius
Pronunciation: j-nys, -n-s
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural ge·nius·es or ge·nii /-n-/
1 : extraordinary intellectual power especially as manifested in creative activity
2 : a person endowed with transcendent mental superiority ; specifically : a person with a very high intelligence quotient

DLR7884
What's the problem?

5150Clown

01-06-2005, 04:43 PM

You know DLR7884...it's people like you who discourage others from posting.

All you have to do bud is just not click on this thread. And by the way.....

GENIOUS!!! I like it that way!

DLR7884

01-06-2005, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by 5150Clown
You know DLR7884...it's people like you who discourage others from posting.

It's people like me who make donkey dicks like you think twice about what moronic crap you post.

If I have discouraged you or anyone else from posting here, it's probably for the good of the site.

If you are that much of a pussy who has his tail stuck between his legs because you fear what I may write-that's your own fucking problem.

Originally posted by 5150Clown
All you have to do bud is just not click on this thread. And by the way....

A. Don't call me "bud."

B. I'll click, read, and respond to whatever the fuck I want.

C. Get used to it.

Originally posted by 5150Clown
GENIOUS!!! I like it that way!

??? Ok....

DLR7884
Just stop responding to me and the pain will subside.

academic punk

01-06-2005, 05:37 PM

Just ignore him. he's a pest and if he wants to be confrontational with everyone he should go over to a Van Hagar site and just piss those people off. Schmuck doesn't even realize he's firing into his own ranks.

academic punk

01-06-2005, 05:38 PM

Though he does have a point regarding the spelling of "genius".

Amazing that such a fucking idiot does, but there ya go.

DLR7884

01-06-2005, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
Just ignore him. he's a pest and if he wants to be confrontational with everyone he should go over to a Van Hagar site and just piss those people off. Schmuck doesn't even realize he's firing into his own ranks.

Why don't you take a spoonfull of your own wisdom?

DLR7884
Are you done yet?

DLR7884

01-06-2005, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
Though he does have a point regarding the spelling of "genius".

Amazing that such a fucking idiot does, but there ya go.

I'm an idiot, but you spelled the word wrong in the first place.

DLR7884
:) Then you claimed it was a typo.... LOL :)

TLR

01-06-2005, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Why don't you take a spoonfull of your own wisdom?

DLR7884
Are you done yet?

Ummm...it's SPOONFUL. Only 1 "l," my friend. Consult Webster's if you doubt me.

Unless it was a typo...

steve

01-06-2005, 06:35 PM

DLR7884...

Eddie , is it really you?

Head on down to the Shark Club and find yourself some 17-year old illegal pussy and vent your frustrations.

Lay off the souce , switch to pot, and get back in Dave's band.

And for god sakes, stop dressing like a homeless man.

Lighten up:cool:

lms2

01-06-2005, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by steve

Lay off the souce , switch to pot, and get back in Dave's band.

sauce :D

academic punk

01-06-2005, 09:21 PM

For the record, it wasn't me who mis-typed "genius". That would be 5150Clown or whoever. If you're going to take shots at people, at least make 'em legit.

BTW, I have nothing against typos, but if you ARE going to rail against someone for theirs, take TLR's advice: spell it with one "l".

5150Clown

01-07-2005, 10:35 AM

DLR7884 - You don't scare me. The sad thing is that you're shoot'n at your own people. I thought I'd call you "bud", but I guess I'm wrong. Why don't you take all that anger and take it out on the sheep?! Not here. We're on the same team, but since your criteria is so dam high as to what should be posted here and how it should be perfectly spelled....I've got two words for you brother:

SCREW YOU!

Anyway, for the rest of you guys..thanks for reading my post.

DLR7884

01-07-2005, 12:30 PM

Hey Hulk Hogan:

I'm not your "bud" and I'm also not your "brother."

DLR7884
You faggot.

5150Clown

01-08-2005, 11:18 AM

That you are not. But out of all the insults I could think of, there's one that I know will hurt:

SAMMY HAGAR FAN!!!!! Hahahaha..that's what you are!

DLR7884

01-10-2005, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by 5150Clown
That you are not. But out of all the insults I could think of, there's one that I know will hurt:

SAMMY HAGAR FAN!!!!! Hahahaha..that's what you are!

I believe that I stated this before...but I'll say it again.

When I took a shit this morning, I left more Dave/Classic VH in the toilet than you will ever know.

DLR7884
You WILL NOT get the last word.....deal with it, cunt.

ode2keller

01-10-2005, 11:42 PM

I love you all!!!!

Tiger Roth

01-11-2005, 12:32 AM

I've really no idea what the song is about, but Dave really sings his heart out on it. He sounds fantastic.

5150Clown

01-11-2005, 09:28 PM

He sure does.

CLASSIC VH RULES!

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by 5150Clown
CLASSIC VH RULES!

That's the best post you've ever written!

DLR7884
I agree 100%

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 11:47 AM

Hey DLR7884, what the fuck is your fucking problem? That 5150 guy chose of his own free fucking will to type that post here in America...the land of the FREE. If you don't fucking like it, then that's exactly YOUR fucking problem now, isn't it? In fact, I'm mother fucking contemplating just copying that and pasting it a hundred fucking times just cuz I fucking goddamn fucking feel like it. How the fuck do you like that? Who the fuck are you to tell another person what to fucking do? The fucking boss of the fucking world? FUCK YOU. I'll spend my fucking time doing what ever the fuck I want. You don't fucking like it? Lick my ass pipe after I take a nice hot steamy shit. I mean, what are you going to do if you don't think he should be doing that? Go to his house and stop him? No? Then shut the fuck up you fucking cock sucking controlling Nazi-ass egomaniac. Have a rotten fucking day!:D

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
Hey DLR7884, what the fuck is your fucking problem? That 5150 guy chose of his own free fucking will to type that post here in America...the land of the FREE. If you don't fucking like it, then that's exactly YOUR fucking problem now, isn't it? In fact, I'm mother fucking contemplating just copying that and pasting it a hundred fucking times just cuz I fucking goddamn fucking feel like it. How the fuck do you like that? Who the fuck are you to tell another person what to fucking do? The fucking boss of the fucking world? FUCK YOU. I'll spend my fucking time doing what ever the fuck I want. You don't fucking like it? Lick my ass pipe after I take a nice hot steamy shit. I mean, what are you going to do if you don't think he should be doing that? Go to his house and stop him? No? Then shut the fuck up you fucking cock sucking controlling Nazi-ass egomaniac. Have a rotten fucking day!:D

Day late and a dollar short, numbnuts.

Where were you last week when someone actually gave a shit about this thread?

Run along....I don't have time for you, dildo.

DLR7884
You use the word fuck too much, by the way.

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by A FUCKING COCKSUCKER
Day late and a dollar short, numbnuts.

Where were you last week when someone actually gave a shit about this thread?

Where was I? Guess I didn't have the excessive free time that you accused 5150 of having because I actually have a life and don't just sit in front of the computer with my dick in one hand and the mouse in the other...which you yourself do you fucking hypocrite. And besides, it wasn't a day ago. You yourself just posted on this thread at 10:53 a.m. I posted at 12:47 p.m, so that's not even 2 whole hours after you were still actively posting to this thread. Jackass.

Originally posted by A FUCKING COCKSUCKER

Run along....I don't have time for you, dildo.

But you just made time for me, dumb ass! And you'll probably end up making MORE time for me once you read this post. LOL.

Originally posted by A FUCKING COCKSUCKER
You use the word fuck too much, by the way.

What fucking happens if I fucking don't fucking stop fucking using the word fuck too much? You gonna come here after me? I'm soooo fucking scared! Your mother is here with me waiting for you, asswipe!

Trust me, you don't want none of this.

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
You yourself just posted on this thread at 10:53 a.m. I posted at 12:47 p.m, so that's not even 2 whole hours after you were still actively posting to this thread. Jackass.

When me myself posted it was not in any way negative towards 5150clown...

The last post before that was 2 days ago and it was a response to his post from 2 days prior to that.

You are barking at a mailtruck that is 5 blocks past you, give it up.

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
Trust me, you don't want none of this.

I'm so scared that some skinny little loser who calls himself "bad_muthafucker" says I don't want none of him.

LOL.

DLR7884
Are you done yet?

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
When me myself posted it was not in any way negative towards 5150clown...

Bullshit. Every word that comes out of your mouth is smart-assed.

Originally posted by DLR7884
You are barking at a mailtruck that is 5 blocks past you, give it up.

Yeah, but when I barked that fucking mailtruck turned around and came back to listen. Hence, here you are Mr. Driver! LOL.

Originally posted by DLR7884
I'm so scared that some skinny little loser who calls himself "bad_muthafucker" says I don't want none of him.

Your mudda would disagree about how much of a loser I am! HA HA HA!!

Originally posted by DLR7884
Are you done yet?

No, I figure I'll hang around here for a little while longer just to keep you company because I know how much you just love me being here.

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 02:33 PM

Homosayswhat?

Give it up with the "mom" references...you aren't in 9th grade anymore....or are you?

DLR7884
Bye bye, dildo.

5150Clown

01-12-2005, 02:53 PM

Guys, just knock it off. DLR is a spy from the Sammy camp. Just ignore him.

If he was a true Dave fan, he wouldn't shoot at his own countrymen!

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Homosayswhat?

Give it up with the "mom" references...you aren't in 9th grade anymore....or are you?

DLR7884
Bye bye, dildo.

See, there you are coming back again, Mr. Driver! LOL. Now you're starting to be housetrained...just like your mom!

Keep coming back for more, cum gargler! I got lots to give you.

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 03:06 PM

By the way, 5150, I did like your original post about the song lyrics. It was pretty cool. And I think you are right that Dave had a feeling that things were not going to work out.

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 03:17 PM

You both are giant fags.

DLR7884
Enjoy each other's company and cocks.

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 03:58 PM

Your mother enjoys MY cock! ha ha ha!

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:04 PM

Really, my mom died a few years ago.

You're sick dude.

DLR7884
Grow up already.

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 04:08 PM

Your mother died because of all the loads of coke she did because she coudn't deal with your faggot ass.

DavidLeeNatra

01-12-2005, 04:09 PM

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:13 PM

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
Your mother died because of all the loads of coke she did because she coudn't deal with your faggot ass.

That doesn't answer why you have dead women blowing you.

DLR7884
You sicko.

DavidLeeNatra

01-12-2005, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
That doesn't answer why you have dead women blowing you.

DLR7884
You sicko.

guess she comitted suicide right after the doctors showed her this:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=359567

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
may I put that in my signature? :D

Sure!! LOL!

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
guess she comitted suicide right after the doctors showed her this:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=359567

You and those lame pictures you make.....can't you get some new ones that are funny?

DLR7884
You are recycling the same shit...you're better than that you fucking Nazi.

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
That doesn't answer why you have dead women blowing you.

DLR7884
You sicko.

We fucking dug your mom's fucking corpse up and pissed and shit all over it. Then we mailed it to your fucking gay-ass loser father for Christmas! Go piss up a rope.

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:21 PM

Did you piss and shit on the corpse before or after the you stuck your thimble dick in her mouth?

DLR7884
Just wondering....

DavidLeeNatra

01-12-2005, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
You and those lame pictures you make.....can't you get some new ones that are funny?

DLR7884
You are recycling the same shit...you're better than that you fucking Nazi.

oh...except from you there are 10,617 members on this board who actually think THIS picture is funny as hell :D

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:23 PM

HE'S A BAAAAAAAAAAAD_MUTHAFUCKER!

DavidLeeNatra

01-12-2005, 04:23 PM

how do you like my new sig, bad mofo? guess little troll loves it also :D

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 04:24 PM

I made your grandfather fuck your sister in the fucking asshole, while he licked your mother's asshole...while she was taking a shit on your father! That's what I did. And then your grandmother licked it off his belly. And baked it. And basted it. And then served it up to the whole fucking loser family for Thanksgiving dinner!

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
oh...except from you there are 10,617 members on this board who actually think THIS picture is funny as hell :D

Nazi....why do you insist on calling me a rookie.

DLR7884
Do you know what it means?

DavidLeeNatra

01-12-2005, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
HE'S A BAAAAAAAAAAAD_MUTHAFUCKER!

so you're also a photoshop-rookie?

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
I made your grandfather fuck your sister in the fucking asshole, while he licked your mother's asshole...while she was taking a shit on your father! That's what I did. And then your grandmother licked it off his belly. And baked it. And basted it. And then served it up to the whole fucking loser family for Thanksgiving dinner!

I don't have a sister.

DLR7884
You don't make anyone laugh but yourself....at least not on purpose.

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:26 PM

I don't use photoshop.

Unlike you I can relay my thoughts without photos in every other post.

DLR7884
You Nazi.

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:27 PM

I think it's really funny that you don't want to be called a Nazi....yet you respond to it.

DLR7884
Why is that, Nazi?

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:27 PM

Hey Nazi....do you work in a concentration camp?

DLR7884
I mean as a guard.

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:28 PM

Nazi.????

Hello?

DLR7884
Nazi?

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
how do you like my new sig, bad mofo? guess little troll loves it also :D

I'm not seeing it. What is it?

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:28 PM

I guess the Nazi is searching the web for a new picture to post since he can't fight with words.

DLR7884
We can wait, Nazi.

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
I'm not seeing it. What is it?

It's a photocopy of your penis.

DLR7884
Get a magnifying glass...

DavidLeeNatra

01-12-2005, 04:30 PM

new sig on the way...and you can call me nazi anytime, buddy...

DavidLeeNatra

01-12-2005, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
I can't use photoshop.

sounds more correct!

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 04:33 PM

Hey DLR fuck face, that picture you posted and said was me was so hardcore. You are so hardcore. You are the most hardcore person I know. Instead of looking up pictures of attractive, young, well-built women, you actually spend time out of your day to go after pictures of ugly men. That's hardcore man.

It's almost as hardcore as the savage drunken beatings you get from your gay father, almost as hardcore as the loads of coke your mother does because she can't deal with your faggot ass. It is almost as hardcore as the sick smell of your rotting, forgotten ass, which you refuse to wipe, so that you lick your own shit off your father's penis. Almost.

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
Hey DLR fuck face, that picture you posted and said was me was so hardcore. You are so hardcore. You are the most hardcore person I know. Instead of looking up pictures of attractive, young, well-built women, you actually spend time out of your day to go after pictures of ugly men. That's hardcore man.

It's almost as hardcore as the savage drunken beatings you get from your gay father, almost as hardcore as the loads of coke your mother does because she can't deal with your faggot ass. It is almost as hardcore as the sick smell of your rotting, forgotten ass, which you refuse to wipe, so that you lick your own shit off your father's penis. Almost.

Pretty impressive....

I never said I was hardcore though, did I?

DLR7884
You worked so hard on that post too, sorry that it sucked so bad.

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
I never said I was hardcore though, did I?

Never said the actual word, but could have fooled me with all that tough smart-assed talk from that big fucking stupid mouth.

Originally posted by DLR7884
Pretty impressive....

DLR7884
You worked so hard on that post too, sorry that it sucked so bad.

Now wait...did it suck, or was it impressive. Or both at the same time????? You contradictive dumb shit...now it's quite obvious that you're just talking out of your ass to try to get the last word in. Pretty pathetic and stupid, man. And you told me to grow up?!?!

Ass.

Bad Muthafucker

01-12-2005, 04:57 PM

Well, if you'll gentlemen will excuse me, it's a few minutes before 5:00 p.m. here, and I'm leaving work for the day. I'll be back tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. or so. I can argue more then.

Jesterstar

01-12-2005, 05:00 PM

I never realized how popular it was to Give shit to the testical gobbler DLR7884

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
Now wait...did it suck, or was it impressive. Or both at the same time????? You contradictive dumb shit...now it's quite obvious that you're just talking out of your ass to try to get the last word in. Pretty pathetic and stupid, man. And you told me to grow up?!?!

Ass.

It was impressive that a pea brain like you could think that up.

It sucked, well because it sucked.

DLR7884
Not a contradiction....I just failed to dumb it down for you. Sorry.

DLR7884

01-12-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
Well, if you'll gentlemen will excuse me, it's a few minutes before 5:00 p.m. here, and I'm leaving work for the day. I'll be back tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. or so. I can argue more then.

Cool.

Have a good evening.

DLR7884
We'll continue this tomorrow. :)

5150Clown

01-13-2005, 10:55 AM

Hey BadMutha - thanks for the compliment. Yes, everytime I hear this song I can't stop thinking that Dave was laughing at the sisters while he wrote these lyrics.

Bad Muthafucker

01-13-2005, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by 5150Clown
Hey BadMutha - thanks for the compliment. Yes, everytime I hear this song I can't stop thinking that Dave was laughing at the sisters while he wrote these lyrics.

He was. No doubt about it. He knew ahead of time what was going down. He says it in his book. Everybody knows everybody in L.A. Word about Gary found its way to Dave. And when someone (in this case Edward) comes to you a half a dozen times a day and says, "No matter what happens, we're going to be friends right?", you eventually begin to become suspicious. But like Dave says in the book, "I close my eyes and invite denial into the atrium." I guess he was hoping against all hope that the sisters would make the lead singer again, but he was just covering his ass with some good insightful lyrics incase it didn't so that he could say later on that he knew...or at least that he suspected. And it all went right over the sisters' heads. But we, the fans, got it totally and are still laughing to this day while the sisters are still scratching their heads in confusion to this day.

5150Clown

01-16-2005, 04:58 PM

I have an interview with Eddie (People Magazine) and he said that he thought the lyrics sucked, but that the producer was like, "It's Dave, just let it go". HAHAHAHA, Eddie never got it.

Yes, I believe that for a minute Dave was in denial, but so were we. We under estimated the power of the dark side my friend. He thought that when the word would leak out, the sisters would have no choice then to hire Dave full time. I think his last attempt to save the reunione was probably going on Howard Stern. This was after the MTV awards when Dave knew that he was history. Despite the fans and all.