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MAX
01-08-2005, 01:20 AM
You people are all far too kind!!!

I appreciate all of the pm's!!!

ROTH ON!!!!

LoungeMachine
01-08-2005, 01:22 AM
Our p.m.s. ???

It's not even my time of the month yet, Maxi

aesop
01-08-2005, 01:37 AM
Here ya go...Happy Birthday!!

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/94843/200.jpg

LoungeMachine
01-08-2005, 01:43 AM
My wife calls pot.......Midol For Men

LoungeMachine
01-08-2005, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by MAX
You people are all far too kind!!!

I appreciate all of the pm's!!!

ROTH ON!!!!

Sorry, Max

Didnt mean to hijack your thread.:D


all apologies:(

Rikk
01-08-2005, 01:47 AM
What the hell are you talking about, MAX?

MAX
01-08-2005, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
What the hell are you talking about, MAX?


ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


;) :)

aesop
01-08-2005, 11:51 PM
This is a very cryptic post, Max...

Very disurbing...

Matt White
01-08-2005, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by MAX
ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


;) :)

"People get ready, there's a train a comin'...."


Kick it MAX!!!

MAX
01-08-2005, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by aesop
This is a very cryptic post, Max...

Very disurbing...


LOL!!!

Only worry about me if my Broncos lose tomorrow. ;)

Seriously, thank you but all is great. You just haven't known me long enough to realize what a smartass and sarcastic bastard that I am. :)

Thanks though. :D

LoungeMachine
01-09-2005, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by MAX


You just haven't known me long enough to realize what a smartass and sarcastic bastard that I am. :)



nah,

we got a pretty good idea :D

aesop
01-09-2005, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by MAX
LOL!!!

Only worry about me if my Broncos lose tomorrow. ;)

Seriously, thank you but all is great. You just haven't known me long enough to realize what a smartass and sarcastic bastard that I am. :)

Thanks though. :D

My STEELERS are gonna have to kick some serious Bronco ASS...

...Ahhh who am I kidding

...Denver won't be there

:)

MAX
01-09-2005, 12:13 AM
:(

aesop
01-09-2005, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by MAX
:(

Is that you being a sarcastic bastard???

...Just checking

MAX
01-09-2005, 12:28 AM
LOL!!!!

Maybe and maybe not? ;)

Just kidding. :D

I'm stoked for my bro EVH FANATIC cos his Jets just won.

LoungeMachine
01-09-2005, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by MAX
You people are all far too kind!!!

I appreciate all of the pm's!!!

ROTH ON!!!!

will SOMEBODY find Maxi's meds please............

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 12:30 AM
Broncos win tomorrow, beat the Steelers next week.

Pats murder Broncos in AFC Championship game 68 - 0.

I have spoken.

aesop
01-09-2005, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
will SOMEBODY find Maxi's meds please............

Or send him out a few sympathy PM's...

aesop
01-09-2005, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard

I have spoken. [/B]

You are high...


:)

MAX
01-09-2005, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
will SOMEBODY find Maxi's meds please............

They're in the medicine cabinet behind the untouched shaving cream.

MAX
01-09-2005, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Broncos win tomorrow, beat the Steelers next week

Now, THIS is what I'm talkin' about. :D

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by aesop
You are high...


:)

Nuh-uh.

aesop
01-09-2005, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Nuh-uh.


OK...Where's EYES at?? Tell him we need a dime bag...

...and STAT

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 12:36 AM
Eyes is a fag. Flappo told me so.

:)

Wasn't it GRATE watching the Chargers lose? :D

aesop
01-09-2005, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Eyes is a fag. Flappo told me so.

:)

Wasn't it GRATE watching the Chargers lose? :D


BBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Schottenheimhoweverthefuckyouspellit...

...Has the WORST playoff record on the history of modern sporting events!!!!!!!

Common! 'The Drive' 'The Fumble' ...What are we gonna call this one??????

:p

MAX
01-09-2005, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Eyes is a fag. Flappo told me so.

:)

Wasn't it GRATE watching the Chargers lose? :D


Yes and yes!!!!

:gulp:

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by aesop
BBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Common! 'The Drive' 'The Fumble' ...What are we gonna call this one??????

:p

How about "The End"?

Marty isn't fit to wash my windshield, let alone coach a playoff football team.

Isn't the WNBA looking for coaches?

LOL.

MAX
01-09-2005, 12:45 AM
I'm just pissed that we (Broncos) couldn't burn Marty one more time.

MUHWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

aesop
01-09-2005, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
How about "The End"?
Isn't the WNBA looking for coaches?

LOL.

Nah I think mainly just viewers !!!! :)

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by MAX
I'm just pissed that we (Broncos) couldn't burn Marty one more time.

MUHWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Memories. :)

MAX
01-09-2005, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
How about "The End"?

This is the end.......My only friend the end......

LMAO!!!

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 12:51 AM
As much as I'm enjoying this thread I really must go to bed before I shit myself from laughter. :)

Happy birthday Max! See ya back here after the game.

Go Broncos! And take the Rockies with you. ;)

MAX
01-09-2005, 12:52 AM
G'Night Flash!!!!

GO BRONCOS!!!!!!

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 12:55 AM
Hey Max. before I forget...

Who is that chick in your signature... the one in the b&w animated GIF?

She looks familiar but I can't quite place her.

aesop
01-09-2005, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Hey Max. before I forget...

Who is that chick in your signature... the one in the b&w animated GIF?

She looks familiar but I can't quite place her.

This question needs it's own thread...

...with a poll!

MAX
01-09-2005, 12:58 AM
She's my wife. :D

Kidding!!!

I dunno, a former friend gave it to me. Why, you want it? I'd like to dump it from my sig for personal reasons but it should indeed live on.....

LoungeMachine
01-09-2005, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Hey Max. before I forget...

Who is that chick in your signature... the one in the b&w animated GIF?

She looks familiar but I can't quite place her.


You mean that's NOT Max????????

ALinChainz
01-09-2005, 01:00 AM
She seems to be enthusiastic about it ... gotta like that.

MAX
01-09-2005, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You mean that's NOT Max????????

Fucker!!!!

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by MAX
She's my wife. :D

Kidding!!!

I dunno, a former friend gave it to me. Why, you want it? I'd like to dump it from my sig for personal reasons but it should indeed live on.....

I was just curious where it came from.

She looks very familiar.

MAX
01-09-2005, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
I was just curious where it came from.

She looks very familiar.

Well, do you want it or not? Otherwise, someone is going to get it cos it's too funny.

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Well, do you want it or not? Otherwise, someone is going to get it cos it's too funny.

Naw, I'm opposed to sigs as a personal rule. Too much to keep track of.

It's hard enough for me to come up with two sentences per post as it is. ;)

LOL.

MAX
01-09-2005, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Naw, I'm opposed to sigs as a personal rule. Too much to keep track of.

It's hard enough for me to come up with two sentences per post as it is. ;)

LOL.


Cool enough so I'll put it on eBay. :)

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Broncos win tomorrow, beat the Steelers next week.

I have spoken.

Fucking dumbass. Any other brilliant predictions?

MAX
01-09-2005, 04:27 PM
FUCK!!!

That's about all that I have to say.

Fucking Manning, fucking Colts and just plain FUCK!!!

Goddess
01-09-2005, 04:40 PM
SPANKED. OUCH. THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.

MAX
01-09-2005, 04:43 PM
It doesn't hurt too much when one pretty much expected it. Still sucks though and thanks for your concern. I'm kicking you off my crazy train whoever you are.

MAX
01-09-2005, 04:51 PM
Well good afternoon everyone cos I'm off to make some chili from scratch which will take a few hours.

God bless.

Late.

:gulp:

MAX
01-09-2005, 09:21 PM
The shitty thing about cooking a big ol' batch of chili or spaghetti sauce is that I have to fucking taste it all day long as I season it. By the time I serve it to the family, I don't want to eat it and it tastes like shit to me. Well, at least they enjoyed it. :)

Also, FUCK YOU Randy Moss!!!

Is THIS a thread or wha?

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by MAX
The shitty thing about cooking a big ol' batch of chili or spaghetti sauce is that I have to fucking taste it all day long as I season it. By the time I serve it to the family, I don't want to eat it and it tastes like shit to me. Well, at least they enjoyed it. :)

Also, FUCK YOU Randy Moss!!!

Is THIS a thread or wha?

I spent the day cooking spaghetti sauce, a huge fucking batch. It was tasty 'cause I threw in some cayenne pepper and spicy italian sausage. Too bad I didn't remember to pick up some ice cream. Tommorow morning is gonna suck when I take my daily constitutional.

Anyhoo....

Despite my prediction I didn't watch the game, I knew we were gonna get annihilated, it was just a question of how bad.

There's always next season Max. The worm always turns.

Ship me some of that chili, I'll go out and buy some Tucks medicated pads.

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Goddess
SPANKED. OUCH. THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.

Yep. Jake Plummer said he had a horseshoe bruise on his ass.

Fucking Colts. I wish they'd go back to Baltimore and start sucking again.

MAX
01-09-2005, 09:55 PM
You did a big batch of meat and tomatoes today as well?

Talk about a fucking coincidence? LMAO!!!

The chili isn't too hot cos that's why Tabasco is on the table. Your pasgetti sauce sounds killa. I love food that makes me sweat or cry.

Bob_R
01-09-2005, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by MAX
I'm stoked for my bro EVH FANATIC cos his Jets just won.

:) :cool:

Pennington looked very good last night. Calm, cool, and collected.

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by MAX
You did a big batch of meat and tomatoes today as well?

Talk about a fucking coincidence? LMAO!!!

The chili isn't too hot cos that's why Tabasco is on the table. Your pasgetti sauce sounds killa. I love food that makes me sweat or cry.

Have you tried Mike Anthony's hot sauce?

I've got just two words for that stuff... GOD and DAMN.

He may not have the balls to stand up to the VH sisters but the guy knows hot sauce. That stuff makes Tabasco look like the Cherone of condiments.

Shit, I gotta write that down!

MAX
01-09-2005, 10:08 PM
Flash,

We ought to share some recipes dude. I'm the main playa in our kitchen and I have some doozies.

MAX
01-09-2005, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
:) :cool:

Pennington looked very good last night. Calm, cool, and collected.


I was rooting for you like no other my brother!!!


:gulp:

wraytw
01-09-2005, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by MAX
I was rooting for you like no other my brother!!!


:gulp:

Send some love my way for the NE game! :D

Flash Bastard
01-09-2005, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by MAX
I love food that makes me sweat or cry.

What kind of food makes you cry? I gotta try that.

My ex-wife made a guacamole last year that made me cry all the way to divorce court.

Women shouldn't cook or drive. They usually do both very badly.

MAX
01-10-2005, 12:32 AM
I meant I like to eat Mexican food soooooooo hot that I blubber. lol!

It isn't good unless you cry or we could talk about fish tacos? ;)

tjvhou812
01-10-2005, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by MAX
I meant I like to eat Mexican food soooooooo hot that I blubber. lol!

It isn't good unless you cry or we could talk about fish tacos? ;)

hmmmmm.... fish taco

Flash Bastard
01-10-2005, 12:50 AM
LOL. 'Fish tacos'

huh huh uhuh huh.

What's next, rectum burritos?

"I'll have the #2 combo... the poo poo platter"

"Excellent choice sir! Would you like to wash it down with a hot steaming glass of goat urine?"

"Yes, and could I also have a side order of deep fried rat intestine?"

"But of course"

MAX
01-10-2005, 12:57 AM
LMAO!!!!!

What are you doing fucking up my thread you flashy bastard? lol.

MAX
01-10-2005, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by wraytw
Send some love my way for the NE game! :D


NEVER!!!

You no good bastard!!!

Gosh, I hate your team!!!

Regardless, you are a friend so congrats. :)

MAX
01-10-2005, 09:11 AM
I'm eating a chilled grapefruit and it's quite refreshing. I hope you fuckers all had/have a nice breakfast. :)

Carmine
01-10-2005, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by MAX
I'm eating a chilled grapefruit and it's quite refreshing. I hope you fuckers all had/have a nice breakfast. :)

LOL....eating a bowl of Cheerios with a couple strawberries here at my desk.:D

MAX
01-10-2005, 09:37 AM
SCHWEEEEET!!! :D

Even though I hate Cheerios. lol. The berries sound good though.

Carmine
01-10-2005, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by MAX
SCHWEEEEET!!! :D

Even though I hate Cheerios. lol. The berries sound good though.

Its one of the only cereals I can eat...(diabetes) The berries at least make em taste good! lol


Hey! 5 more posts till 3000!:cool:

MAX
01-10-2005, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Its one of the only cereals I can eat...(diabetes) The berries at least make em taste good! lol


Hey! 4 more posts till 3000!:cool:


Well then eat away and post away!!!! :)

Carmine
01-10-2005, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Well then eat away and post away!!!! :)

.....gettin down to the "squishers" at the bottom.....

MAX
01-10-2005, 09:48 AM
Those mashed strawberries taste killer with the milk.

Carmine
01-10-2005, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Those mashed strawberries taste killer with the milk.


Them berries were gone 15 minutes ago! LOL:D

MAX
01-10-2005, 09:51 AM
One more to go....................

Come on.............................

Carmine
01-10-2005, 09:53 AM
lol....I did a thread.....

Mr_Wiggles
01-10-2005, 09:58 AM
Wow. How did this get turned into a football discussion? Well, I guess we don't have anything else to do, do we?

Carmine
01-10-2005, 09:59 AM
HEY ------HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIGGLES!

5 STARS!:cool:

MAX
01-10-2005, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by Mr_Wiggles
Wow. How did this get turned into a football discussion? Well, I guess we don't have anything else to do, do we?

Well, it has my name on it so there has to be a little pigskin chatter, doesn't there?

Happy Birthday dude!!!

Cheers!!!

:gulp:

MAX
01-10-2005, 09:42 PM
Bump.

I like this thread cos it's about fun. :)


Cheers!!!

:gulp:

I ate an entire pineapple for lunch. You'd really be surprised as to how much of a core there is in the center. :eek:

Flash Bastard
01-10-2005, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Bump.

I like this thread cos it's about fun. :)


I had a great deal of fun in here last night, of course the large amount of alcohol I consumed might have had a bit to do with it.

MAX
01-10-2005, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
I had a great deal of fun in here last night, of course the large amount of alcohol I consumed might have had a bit to do with it.

Definitely bro!!!

Any good recipes?

Flash Bastard
01-10-2005, 10:06 PM
not yet, but I'm working on something involving 120 ounces of beer.... don't know what to put in it.

aesop
01-10-2005, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
not yet, but I'm working on something involving 120 ounces of beer.... don't know what to put in it.


...A funnel??

Flash Bastard
01-11-2005, 01:01 AM
A funnel is a lot more convenient than the enema bag suggestion someone PM'd me with.

Rikk
01-11-2005, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Definitely bro!!!

Any good recipes?

Oh my god. If I wanted a thread this feminine and boring, I would have started a FRIED GREEN TOMATOES thread and subtitled it: "Isn't Kathy Bates touching in this film?"

Jesus, MAX...next you're gonna start telling us what flowers you plant in your garden.

Wimp.:p

MAX
01-11-2005, 02:31 AM
I actually plant impatiens and they're so pretty. Oh, so pretty................


Fuck this nonsense!!!!

Northern Girl
01-11-2005, 10:04 PM
No food report today?





Oh yeah, RANDY MOSS RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aesop
01-11-2005, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
.....gettin down to the "squishers" at the bottom.....

OK Carmine...I'm going to pretend you never said that


...You're scaring me, bro.

MAX
01-11-2005, 10:14 PM
Creeeezeeeh.............

That's how it goes............................


All of these posters living as foes.............................


Maybeeeeeeehhhhh....................


Tis not too late?

To learn how to love and forget how to hate?


NG,

Randy Moss? WTF?

Northern Girl
01-11-2005, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by MAX
NG,

Randy Moss? WTF?


Yeah, yeah, I know !

MAX
01-11-2005, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Yeah, yeah, I know !


Do you really though? What he did was dispicable.

However, you still and will always rock in my book. :)

Northern Girl
01-11-2005, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Do you really though? What he did was dispicable.


No not really. It was stupid. He doesn't get it.

But I do think he's really talented; and I AM from MN remember. I have to be loyal. :)

aesop
01-11-2005, 10:33 PM
And I do kinda dig his crazy mofo hair...

...that's a serious seventies porn star 'do right there!! (queue the funky bass)...

MAX
01-11-2005, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
No not really. It was stupid. He doesn't get it.

But I do think he's really talented; and I AM from MN remember. I have to be loyal. :)


Understood and he is a stellar athlete but an outright disgrace to the NFL.

MAX
01-11-2005, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by aesop
And I do kinda dig his crazy mofo hair...

...that's a serious seventies porn star 'do right there!! (queue the funky bass)...


That's why he's the "Superfreak!!!!"

I cannot stand him. If he were my teammate, I'd kick his ass. Then again, I always played Safety. Moss is a son of a bitch. I'd love to cover him in a full hitting scrimmage. I'd fucking off his collective noggin.

MAX
01-11-2005, 10:53 PM
We had a cocky, punk-assed wide receiver like that in highschool and obviously not as bad ass as Moss but nonetheless. I fucking drilled the guy to the sidelines for fun during a practice before a game. Yeah, I had to do laps, pushups and shit but I STILL relish the moment to this day and I STILL lettered. That fucking prissy fag.

Northern Girl
01-11-2005, 10:56 PM
"Cocky" huh? Who does that remind me of? :D

MAX
01-11-2005, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
"Cocky" huh? Who does that remind me of? :D


Ehhh? ;)

Northern Girl
01-11-2005, 11:01 PM
:)

I'm outta here, dear. Relax. Calm down a little. Have a good night.

MAX
01-11-2005, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
:)

I'm outta here, dear. Relax. Calm down a little. Have a good night.

Just reliving old glory days dear. No need to leave. :(

Northern Girl
01-11-2005, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Just reliving old glory days dear. No need to leave. :(

No, up late last night chatting with a good friend. ;) Gotta take care ya know. Goodnight.

MAX
01-11-2005, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
No, up late last night chatting with a good friend. ;) Gotta take care ya know. Goodnight.

I'm soooooooooooooooo happy to hear that. :) Sweet dreams.