What happened to all the Roth Army neocons today?

[DEMON CUNT]

Creepy!

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Super Bible Quiz Fun Time! (DEMON CUNT's answers in italics)

1. Name a verse completely disregarded by modern "Christians."
Easy! Mathew 5:5 “Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth.”

2. Where in the Bible does the word 'rapture' occur?
Eclesiatipinelations 21:12

3. What drug was John smoking when he authored Revelations?
Opium

Thanks for playing!

[Nickdfresh]

Looks like redneck Ms.AssVibe and his retarded bumper sticker mentality is the best they got left. Sadd indeed.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
Creepy!
They're getting their body counts togther. Lesse..wuz dat 7 U.S. soldiers killed yesterday or 9 killed dead? They don't like us. CNN's headline said 7 and they added 2 more on before da end aff da article and my newspaper said it was 9. And whot aboot factoring in all aff those AfghANUS body counts? How are we supposed to add all aff dat to-fakking-gether? I dunno."


They're counting bodies.

It's very difficult.

shhh..


P

[Nickdfresh]

Don't worry, the Election will solve everything!

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
2. Where in the Bible does the word 'rapture' occur?
Eclesiatipinelations 21:12
For those who don't get it the word "rapture" isn't in the fakking bible.

Thanks for playing WW III by Revelations. You lose!!!


DIPLOMACY

Diplomacy is another word they don't seem to remember.


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[FORD]

The word "rapture" doesn't appear anywhere in the Bible, but the concept of Christians rising in the air to meet Jesus Christ is clearly addressed.....


14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with Him.


15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.


16 For the Lord Himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:


17Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

- 1 Thessalonians, Chapter 4


Of course, what the Busheep forget is that Matthew 25 clearly spells out that neocon shitbags and those who support them will NOT be among those whom JC calls up....



31When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:


32And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:


33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.


34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:


35For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:


36Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.


37Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?


38When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?


39Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?


40And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.


41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


42For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:


43I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.


44Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?


45Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.


46And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by FORD
The word "rapture" doesn't appear anywhere in the Bible....
shhh...

They're counting DAMN IT!

[diamondD]

I'm guessing they have jobs and lives. ;)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by diamondD
I'm guessing they have jobs and lives. ;)

And they didn't before Christmas?

[blueturk]

I imagine it's getting hard to defend Dubya at this point in time.The incompetence of this administration is becoming more evident with each day.

[Big Train]

Neocon reporting for duty. As a matter of fact, I do have a life and have been living traveling this great land of ours...

[Viking]

Here's a good conservative kicking the door in. And looking at this whiney-assed DU mess like it was a roomful of stray dogs that got into the refrigerator.

I love it. LMFAO :D

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Viking
Here's a good conservative kicking the door in. And looking at this whiney-assed DU mess like it was a roomful of stray dogs that got into the refrigerator.

I love it. LMFAO :D

Damn Viking. This place was DEAD without you, Big Train, and I. I spent an hour reading posts from this weekend since I was gone.

A lot of meaningful posts. And yes, the Liberal America-Haters WERE logged on so don't give my any shit about their stellar weekends. :rolleyes:

[ODShowtime]

nice I made a sig! And it's something funny too :D