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DeadOrAlive
01-10-2005, 11:25 PM
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:

TLR
01-10-2005, 11:25 PM
Enjoy it...?

LoungeMachine
01-10-2005, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:

Get John Ashcroft as your wing man

His wife just left him and filed for divorce.

At least when you two go out you'll be refered to as "the good looking one"

He can be the designated driver too:D

Nickdfresh
01-10-2005, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:

Let's see:confused: ...you...uh..."DO" every girl you can!:cool:

aesop
01-10-2005, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:

Run through the streets NAKED with a 3/4 empty bottle of Jim Beam and scream at the top of your lungs "Breast Milk...Does The Body Good!!!!"

Works for me...

DeadOrAlive
01-10-2005, 11:29 PM
Sounds damn good to me Lounge!!

DeadOrAlive
01-10-2005, 11:30 PM
All sounds damn good guys!! lol

aesop
01-10-2005, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by aesop
Run through the streets NAKED with a 3/4 empty bottle of Jim Beam and scream at the top of your lungs "Breast Milk...Does The Body Good!!!!"

Works for me...

Crap...pretend you didn't read that...your 14!!!!!!!! :eek:

DeadOrAlive
01-10-2005, 11:30 PM
A vote for all you dudes!!

DeadOrAlive
01-10-2005, 11:31 PM
LMAO!!!! Hey, nothing new aesop!

Northern Girl
01-10-2005, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:

Enjoy it...for at least 20 more years !! Trust me.

LoungeMachine
01-10-2005, 11:32 PM
There's always katy...........................


















jus kidding, bro.

aesop
01-10-2005, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
LMAO!!!! Hey, nothing new aesop!

Darn...I thought I was on to something rather unique :(

DeadOrAlive
01-10-2005, 11:35 PM
I'll think about it northern girl...

DeadOrAlive
01-10-2005, 11:35 PM
KATIE!!! *BOING!!!!* YEEE HAAAWW!!!! just kidding

DeadOrAlive
01-10-2005, 11:36 PM
It's was pretty damn funny aesop!

lms2
01-10-2005, 11:43 PM
Hey DOA, hows the guitar coming?

Enjoy being single is the best advice I have read in this thread so far.

aesop
01-10-2005, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
It's was pretty damn funny aesop! :)



True stories are always the funniest...

Nickdfresh
01-10-2005, 11:53 PM
@

LoungeMachine
01-10-2005, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
@

He never actually mentioned DRINKING the booze......:D

aesop
01-10-2005, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Um, I think he's 14 dude.

Yep...I appologized already...See the later post...

Dan
01-11-2005, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:

Young Man,enjoy your single life for now.There are plenty of Women out there.Hey what about the Girl next door?

But if you end up like me and single at 30 just become a Gigolo.

teamaa104
01-11-2005, 12:03 AM
yeah i finally called it quits with my girlfriend right before our one year anniversary

i was so siked not to have to buy something nice for her

now im loving single life, its treating me real well

sambo
01-11-2005, 12:05 AM
It's true...enjoy, it takes a while, I am not complaining (well not too much anymore!!) LOL!

I did however, make a serious dent in my wine and beer collection and all the local pubs seemed to do well early on in the piece. ;-) that may not work for you at this point in time;)

I got a lot of guitar playing / songwriting done too (think Adam Sandler - The Wedding Singer) LOL *jokes*


__________________________________________________
"Somebody Kill Me"

[Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot.

[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you Linda,
I hope you fucking choke

__________________________________________________

all jokes... you need humour in your life... and good mates..

jojo2371
01-11-2005, 12:06 AM
doa ,northengirl is very wise, listen to her and enjoy the next 20 yrs single !!!!!

Tiger Roth
01-11-2005, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:

Go and get a mean looking tattoo - its good for the soul.

teamaa104
01-11-2005, 12:18 AM
yeah dude stay single, i have so much time on my hands now, i have been getting so much done

Matt White
01-11-2005, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:

Okay, pay attention.

IN THIS ORDER:

1.) Get your drivers license.

2.) Study hard and get good grades in high school.

3.) Go to a good college.

4.) Study hard again, get good grades.

5.) Graduate in 4 years.

6.) Land good job.

7.) Make lots of money.

8.) Bang lots of hot women.

9.) Marry hot girl.

10.) Hot girl divorces you, takes half of everything.

11.) Get hot young chick, move to bahamas. Retire.

Now, get crackin' young man.

aesop
01-11-2005, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Matt White
Okay, pay attention.

IN THIS ORDER:

1.) Get your drivers license.

2.) Study hard and get good grades in high school.

3.) Go to a good college.

4.) Study hard again, get good grades.

5.) Graduate in 4 years.

6.) Land good job.

7.) Make lots of money.

8.) Bang lots of hot women.

9.) Marry hot girl.

10.) Hot girl divorces you, takes half of everything.

11.) Get hot young chick, move to bahamas. Retire.

Now, get crackin' young man.

I'm still stuck on #10 :(

Matt White
01-11-2005, 12:35 AM
"Flow like water, reflect like a mirror, and respond like an echo."

All things will pass.:)

teamaa104
01-11-2005, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by aesop
I'm still stuck on #10 :(

haha LMAO, but thats unfortunate

ashstralia
01-11-2005, 03:50 AM
at least you still got your guitar!

this thread rocks!!!

doa, you know that cute
girl who always smiles at you?
ask her out.

DLR7884
01-11-2005, 11:19 AM
Dude, you are 14, go out and enjoy yourself.

Don't feel like you have to have one girlfriend....have a few of them at once.

DLR7884
The sky is the limit.

DavidLeeNatra
01-11-2005, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by aesop
I'm still stuck on #10 :(

yeah...but missed #7...

DavidLeeNatra
01-11-2005, 11:29 AM
hey, DOA...there is some party going on here...some of them are single :D

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=359296

DavidLeeNatra
01-11-2005, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by DLR7884
Dude, I am 26 but feel like 14, and I enjoy myself.

Don't feel like you have to have one girlfriend.... I have two of them at once. My left hand is called "honey" and my right hand is called "sweety".

DLR7884
The sky is the limit.

don't listen to that dude...

DLN
he is owned :D

aesop
01-11-2005, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
yeah...but missed #7...

Hey we don't need any lip from the bartender! No go and get me a Guinness, Stat! :)

http://www.guinness.com/vgn/images/portal/cit_451/68975581guinnessLogo.gif

DavidLeeNatra
01-11-2005, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by aesop
Hey we don't need any lip from the bartender! No go and get me a Guinness, Stat! :)

http://www.guinness.com/vgn/images/portal/cit_451/68975581guinnessLogo.gif

lol...I was referring to myself...guiness on the way...and be nice to the bartender, my security is ass-kicking

aesop
01-11-2005, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
lol...I was referring to myself...guiness on the way...and be nice to the bartender, my security is ass-kicking

LOL my bad DLN. I'll be sure to leave a nice tip :)

DLR7884
01-11-2005, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
don't listen to that dude...

DLN
he is owned :D

You sure do love those losers from the dump don't you?

Believe me, he'll do way better in life listening to me than to your homosexual german ass.

DLR7884
You are a eurofag Natra, plain and simple.

Denny
01-11-2005, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:

Since you're only 14.....not too much.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(sorry).

Pontius Pilate
01-11-2005, 04:38 PM
Enjoy the cool breeze of freedom because it will be soon be quashed by the hot breath of female tyranny.

GAR
01-11-2005, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:

I would choose: sleep.

Jesterstar
01-11-2005, 08:43 PM
Damn Gar is a smart muther fucker.

Ozzy Fudd
01-11-2005, 10:01 PM
Stay single for a while throw yourself into your music, start composing , and pick up that six string Razor and put your heart and soul into it Dude. you'll see a stronger and better you within 6 month's.

DeadOrAlive
01-20-2005, 11:54 PM
WOW... made 4 songs through all my depression... and just today 2 of my ex's came up to me and started bitchin how i ruined their life when they broke up with me... i'm just going to make a sexual hole in my guitar and fuck it... that cant hurt me, right?

Matt White
01-21-2005, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
WOW... ... i'm just going to make a sexual hole in my guitar and fuck it... that cant hurt me, right?

As long as ya don't have one of those pointy guitars kid. They'll give 'ya VD!:D

ODShowtime
01-21-2005, 02:15 PM
14 year old's problems. Very close to mine except the whole fucking the guitar thing.


sleep or random pussy are your best bets.

DeadOrAlive
01-21-2005, 07:21 PM
LMFAO!!!! Thanks guys... no, my guitar isnt pointy lol

julia
01-21-2005, 07:26 PM
it would be better if u fucked something real though

DeadOrAlive
01-21-2005, 07:29 PM
Nawww... guitars have no feeling, they wont tell me when to stop, and they wont bitch at me... cant go wrong there!!

julia
01-21-2005, 07:30 PM
I know some girls that won't complain, me included

DeadOrAlive
01-21-2005, 07:31 PM
Really? where do you live babe? j/k j/k

julia
01-21-2005, 07:32 PM
I'm up for it if u are

DeadOrAlive
01-21-2005, 07:41 PM
LMFAO!!! send me a pic... pm me!

julia
01-21-2005, 07:44 PM
ok but I don't now how to send pics in pm's

Dan
01-21-2005, 07:47 PM
D.O.A and Julia,The Love Connection.

DeadOrAlive
01-21-2005, 07:48 PM
just e-mail me at tyler10j@aol.com

julia
01-21-2005, 07:49 PM
ok then

Katydid
01-21-2005, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
There's always katy...........................


Lounge Machine, Are you trying to besmirch my reputation? Anyways everyone knows he's Fab's boy.















jus kidding, bro.

Katydid
01-21-2005, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
"Flow like water, reflect like a mirror, and respond like an echo."

All things will pass.:)

Gosh Matt, You are waxing and waning there quite eloquently.

I thought you were gonna add, " jab like a butterfly and sting like a bee?" Sorry the wrong birds and bees...that was Ali...Been awhile since I was wooed and swooned and spooned. Wait a minute, that didn't come out right either.

Bill Lumbergh
01-21-2005, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Katydid
Gosh Matt, You are waxing and waning there quite eloquently.

I thought you were gonna add, " jab like a butterfly and sting like a bee?" Sorry the wrong birds and bees...that was Ali...Been awhile since I was wooed and swooned and spooned. Wait a minute, that didn't come out right either.

Love advice from the hillbilly Crypt Keeper.............

Katydid
01-21-2005, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Love advice from the hillbilly Crypt Keeper.............

Well Wild Bill Lumbergher Cheese...wax cheesy for us...

rustoffa
01-21-2005, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by julia
it would be better if u fucked something real though

It'd be grate if Gloria Gaynor came rolling across the screen.

Bill Lumbergh
01-21-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Katydid
Well Wild Bill Lumbergher Cheese...wax cheesy for us...

Yep, pull that cheese outta your bottom roll baby.........mmmmmmm.........you know how I like it............

Ozzy Fudd
01-21-2005, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
WOW... made 4 songs through all my depression... and just today 2 of my ex's came up to me and started bitchin how i ruined their life when they broke up with me... i'm just going to make a sexual hole in my guitar and fuck it... that cant hurt me, right?

What did i tell ya:D

DeadOrAlive
01-22-2005, 01:23 AM
Ozzy, I love you.

blueturk
01-22-2005, 06:59 AM
Call up your ex-girlfriends best friend (if she's hot).

DeadOrAlive
01-22-2005, 07:58 PM
Kinda wrong, but she's got a thing for me...

guwapo_rocker
01-22-2005, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by blueturk
Call up your ex-girlfriends best friend (if she's hot).

That is a must, as is doing all of your sisters friends!!!

It's the code dude, THE CODE!!

julia
01-22-2005, 08:17 PM
yeah he should go after some kinda older girls that have some experience like me

Dan
01-22-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
Kinda wrong, but she's got a thing for me...

Always go for Gold young Man.

julia
01-22-2005, 08:31 PM
he'll get some gold trust me

Susie Q
01-27-2005, 07:17 AM
I actually enjoyed being single. I never "had to" for anyone. I did for MYSELF. Its a good feeling not to have to. I never was in a position where I NEEDED a man. I felt comfortable in my own skin. When the time is right....the right one will come along. Or perhaps you go through bumps in roads. You are 14.....you have to live a life of "Teenage hood" and have loads of life experiences. There is always time for girlfriends. You will get distracted by another young lady soon enough anyways. Enjoy hanging out with your buddies, and another girl is just around the corner. :)

flappo
01-27-2005, 07:24 AM
or be like big troubles and find the right guy

YAH'WEH
01-27-2005, 07:36 AM
I have made one for everyone.