For My Beloved Ally...

[DaveIsKing]

Recently I was on a debate forum with a religious person giving me the same jive about "free will". Yeah...ok. That really flies as a legitimate argument with a MORON, but not with me.

#1) Free-will and god's attributes conflict.
#2) Is is really "FREE" will?
( Hmmm... love me or die. Not much of a "free" choice there. More like "consequential" decision. Working straight from the pleasure/pain principle--typical, though, of religion.)
#3) Why the hell do we need this shit?

No, god, if IT/HE/SHE exists, should make everything perfect. Then there would no lessons to learn, everyone would know. No tests to pass, everyone is exempt. No pain, no sorrow, no suffering...kind of like...I don't know...HEAVEN? So, let's just skip the silly puppet show and get to point--god, if IT/HE/SHE existed and is all-good and all-powerful should have and WOULD have created a wonderland of pleasure for all without silly tests and trials for us to "learn" from. That's a sorry excuse.
:rolleyes:

From: DaveIsKing To: Ally...with love. :D

[Jesterstar]

I think alot of this is based on a single interpertation of god.

I'm always fasinated at how the Christian, Islamic and Standard relegeions interpertation of God and God's Duties carry into non relegeious peoples arguments.

I disagree with the philosophy that if God Exists then it would do this or that. The best lessons taught are the ones we learn ourselves. Is it nessisary to be babysat by a devine being who's concentration is on keeping the Vibrations of Color and sound together so that we have a consistant image created for us to destroy. For us to sit and Deny the creator whatever or whoever it may be is silly. Not that your thoughts are silly because I don't think that. But all that we exist comming out chos and thinking it just came to be is rediculaou. Be cause the arugument for that goes even furthur back than the big bang. If the Big Bang is what created us then what created the big bang. Well many say it's the bringing together of chemicals floating around space. Well what made these chemicals floating around space. Well they were just there??? But that isn't a scientific conclusion.

There are more Theories and Mathmatical Equations proving that there is a consistant Energy that flows through all things that exist than there are that there is no god. But that is my take on it and have no ultamate answer.

[DaveIsKing]

Ahh...the old "Cosmological" argument coming out of the bucket. The old washed-out, ALREADY refuted "First Cause" argument.

Ok, Jester...

“Everything that exists must have a cause. The Universe exists it must have a cause. Therefore, God, of course being transcendent, caused the Universe.”

Although this argument sounds reasonable, there are some inquiries.

First, causal arguments can be debated, but even it this is true and everything must have a cause, the Universe could be a cycle of infinite causes and effects--a circle rather than a straight line. And no, this misunderstood view of the 2nd law of thermodynamics doesn't hold water against this.There is no need to bring forth the supernatural or a Transcendent Being for which there is no evidence. This is unnecessarily mutiplying entities--a logical fallacy. The infinite regression of causes/effects is just as logical as the infinite progression.
That the Universe had a beginning is also arguable. The ‘Big Bang’ which science uses to describe the beginning of our world, may apply to the OBSERVABLE Universe, but the entire Universe itself reaches far beyond observation and the so-called ‘expansion’ of the Universe has to be applied only to the observable Universe. If not, where is the Universe (everything the exists including time and space) going? Where is it expanding? It would obviously need more space to expand, so that would mean more Universe. The observable Universe is not the entire Universe and to say it is or is not infinite is theoretical only and proof of nothing ‘supernatural’ nor a God.
If we determine that all things need a cause, then God needed a cause. If God was caused, then God is not the true Creator of all things. If God was not caused, then not everything needs a cause.
The rebuttal to this would be that God is Transcendent of Nature, Logic and the limits of natural law (both physically and rational). This type of Being, however, has been proven to be in direct conflict with the law of non-contradiction and thus, refuted.

Shall we continue?

[Jesterstar]

Dude please Stop first of off with the "I think I have a incredible intallect" tone to your conversation.

You repeted yourself alot in that last post. My point was not so much on a "GOD" as you are hung up on as it is on a Mathmatically Provable Energy that Physisists have almost proven existance of a force similar to the existance of god.

The problem with your debate is your trying to conclude this debate when science nor Relegeion has concluded it. Your theory's and idea's hold the same amount of berring as anyone else's. And even if Science or Relegeion or the route you are trying to take which is the Excessive intallectual they all share one thing in common. They all have a agenda. To be the Feild that concluded the mysteries of man. Anytime anyone claims to have the answer to this it's to fullfill the need all mankind has which is to define and control their reality.

I've heard your argument before and yet your so certain your cutting edge and one the way to a solid conclusion. I've heard the same theory a thousand times before. I'm not even saying your wrong. I'm just saying your not right.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
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I'm always fasinated at how the Christian, Islamic and Standard relegeions interpertation of God and God's Duties carry into non relegeious peoples arguments.
.

I'm always fascinated when adults can't spell the word RELIGION

But then you're the first one I've met :rolleyes:

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I'm always fascinated when adults can't spell the word RELIGION

But then you're the first one I've met :rolleyes:

DEWD I Dont CAIR aboot SPELLINK because I exist in another frame of mind that your simple mind isn't capable of understanding.

Be bound by the laws of man let them dictate how you spell silly mortal.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dude please Stop first of off with the "I think I have a incredible intallect" tone to your conversation.

Ad Hominem.


Originally posted by Jesterstar
You repeted yourself alot in that last post. My point was not so much on a "GOD" as you are hung up on as it is on a Mathmatically Provable Energy that Physisists have almost proven existance of a force similar to the existance of god.

Energy. Thus, the "first cause" argument is irrelevant. Because, energy has always existed in some form. Thus, no need for a "god". Well, I don't see where you and I would disagree then.


Originally posted by Jesterstar
The problem with your debate is your trying to conclude this debate when science nor Relegeion has concluded it. Your theory's and idea's hold the same amount of berring as anyone else's. And even if Science or Relegeion or the route you are trying to take which is the Excessive intallectual they all share one thing in common. They all have a agenda. To be the Feild that concluded the mysteries of man. Anytime anyone claims to have the answer to this it's to fullfill the need all mankind has which is to define and control their reality.

I have no answers. Only questions, facts and opinion. However, just as the religious feels the need to convert one to "faith" over reason, I have the opposite desire--It's a hobby. I like it. If I convince people, great! If not, no skin off my back. I am expressing my RIGHT to free speech and free idealism! It's a wonderful thing!


Originally posted by Jesterstar
I've heard your argument before and yet your so certain your cutting edge and one the way to a solid conclusion. I've heard the same theory a thousand times before. I'm not even saying your wrong. I'm just saying your not right.

More ad hom in your first sentence. You are generalizing my arguments and trying to ridicule me by saying I think I am "cutting edge" when no such thing was ever mentioned by me. It's an attempt to downplay the person rather than the argument. How do you know I'm not right? Are you "all-knowing"? :confused: I could very well be right. Just as I could be wrong, but you don't KNOW it either way.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I'm always fascinated when adults can't spell the word RELIGION

But then you're the first one I've met :rolleyes:

:lol:

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Ad Hominem.



Energy. Thus, the "first cause" argument is irrelevant. Because, energy has always existed in some form. Thus, no need for a "god". Well, I don't see where you and I would disagree then.



I have no answers. Only questions, facts and opinion. However, just as the religious feels the need to convert one to "faith" over reason, I have the opposite desire--It's a hobby. I like it. If I convince people, great! If not, no skin off my back. I am expressing my RIGHT to free speech and free idealism! It's a wonderful thing!



More ad hom in your first sentence. You are generalizing my arguments and trying to ridicule me by saying I think I am "cutting edge" when no such thing was ever mentioned by me. It's an attempt to downplay the person rather than the argument. How do you know I'm not right? Are you "all-knowing"? :confused: I could very well be right. Just as I could be wrong, but you don't KNOW it either way.


But you are. First don't wayste time talking to me about english I've communicated my points without it.

You did present this as a end to a discussion about the theory of god. You also presented yourself as the know it all when you say "Shall we continue"

Reread what you wrote dude. I'm not getting down on you I'm just pointing out you've presented your theory as end final statement on it. I corrected you on it. My personal theory on god is neither of these. energy has to have a source and isn't just created. A event must take place for energy to exist. What would create the energy. Your not getting past the typical definition of god either. If god Exists then it would intangable to the human mind. I think this conversation is a excellent example of that.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
But you are. First don't wayste time talking to me about english I've communicated my points without it.

Ok?? :confused:


Originally posted by Jesterstar
You did present this as a end to a discussion about the theory of god. You also presented yourself as the know it all when you say "Shall we continue"

"Shall we continue?" is a statement meaning "I know it all" ??? That's an odd assessment, in my opinion, but all I meant was "Do you want to continue debating the issue?". Too bad I don't really think with my emotions. So, I didn't "read into it" like you seem to.


Originally posted by Jesterstar
[BReread what you wrote dude. I'm not getting down on you I'm just pointing out you've presented your theory as end final statement on it. I corrected you on it. My personal theory on god is neither of these. energy has to have a source and isn't just created. A event must take place for energy to exist. What would create the energy. Your not getting past the typical definition of god either. If god Exists then it would intangable to the human mind. I think this conversation is a excellent example of that. [/B]

I presented my theory, yes. You "corrected" me, not hardly. I fail to see any "correction" of any "error" made. Could a third party please point this out?? If God exists he is "intangible" to the human mind...hmm..as in "incomprehensible"? Is that your approach to this? And please...this conversation is hardly an example of anything. :rolleyes:

[DavidLeeNatra]

if god existed he wouldn't have let van hagar happen...period

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Ok?? :confused:



"Shall we continue?" is a statement meaning "I know it all" ??? That's an odd assessment, in my opinion, but all I meant was "Do you want to continue debating the issue?". Too bad I don't really think with my emotions. So, I didn't "read into it" like you seem to.



I presented my theory, yes. You "corrected" me, not hardly. I fail to see any "correction" of any "error" made. Could a third party please point this out?? If God exists he is "intangible" to the human mind...hmm..as in "incomprehensible"? Is that your approach to this? And please...this conversation is hardly an example of anything. :rolleyes:

Your eleitest attitude twards the conversation is proof enough. Noone says "Shall We"In any way shape or form today unless they are trying to sound smarter than they are.

I have no time to read Broken up Quote conversations. You've proven nothing other then perpetuated a Eternal Debate plain and simple. It's nother more than that. It's over dude. Your attempts at being philosphical were weak at best.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Your eleitest attitude twards the conversation is proof enough. Noone says "Shall We"In any way shape or form today unless they are trying to sound smarter than they are.

I have no time to read Broken up Quote conversations. You've proven nothing other then perpetuated a Eternal Debate plain and simple. It's nother more than that. It's over dude. Your attempts at being philosphical were weak at best.

Yes, the hallmark of a poor debator. Misdirection and running away. Not to mention the 31 spelling errors (although 3 were intentional) you've made. I mean we all make grammatical errors here and there, but...anyway...I've leave that one alone. It's pointless.

I am so glad a psychic like you exists to read the mind's of people without looking at the words themselves. You feel-gooders have to pick "between the lines" for a "hidden agenda" without ever examining the facts and being open to anything else.

Yes, it was over the moment you responded. :eek:

[Ally_Kat]

Please don't address me in your religion rants where you act as if you are the know-all end-all about this topic. Like I told you before, I'm not getting involved in them anymore with you because you know nothing about the Catholic faith yet like to walk around like you understand because you went to one Mass and because you learned about the Protestant faith.

You must have some insecurity about it all because you always start threads about how you were in a religious debate and then come here to finish the debate. What's the matter? Could you not finish the topic with the person you were talking to to begin with? Why must you come here and "finish" it?

I honestly feel like changing the subject of this thread, but I'm not going to abuse my powers like that.

And yes, you'll respond and insult my intelligence or the fact that I do believe in a higher power. Whatever makes you sleep better at night dude.

I'm strong in my faith and I've stated many time what I believe and what you were incorrect with reguarding the Catholic Church. You didn't want to listen and attacked my faith. I don't call that debate, I call that insulting.

Again, I wash my hands of you with this topic.

[DLR7884]

:rolleyes:

DLR7884
Like talking to a wall, isn't it? :p

[aesop]

Way to go Kat!!!!!
Enough of this depressing downer dude. Keep the faith!!!

[DaveIsKing]

Keep the REASON!! :D

Btw, Ally...it's all in fun. I just find it funny that religious folk get so pissy when someone questions their belief system. I never claimed to "know it all" as you and Jesterstar so proudly proclaim of me. All I've ever done was challenge your belief system, which is built on a history of oppression, genocide, slavery and lies. Plus, the notion that an Invisible Sky Daddy exists. You don't have to be schooled in "CATHOLICISM" to question the notion of an invisible, intangible, super intelligence, all-good GHOST IN THE SKY... ;)


Signed, DaveIsKing : resident RA Atheist - "Exposer of False Hopes & Dangerous Lies"

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Keep the REASON!! :D

Btw, Ally...it's all in fun. I just find it funny that religious folk get so pissy when someone questions their belief system. I never claimed to "know it all" as you and Jesterstar so proudly proclaim of me. All I've ever done was challenge your belief system, which is built on a history of oppression, genocide, slavery and lies. Plus, the notion that an Invisible Sky Daddy exists. You don't have to be schooled in "CATHOLICISM" to question the notion of an invisible, intangible, super intelligence, all-good GHOST IN THE SKY... ;)


Signed, DaveIsKing : resident RA Atheist - "Exposer of False Hopes & Dangerous Lies"

I didn't realize that your thread was in a effort to attack someone's faith. I probably know all the same stuff as you as far as all those things the Chatholic and almost all releigions are guilty of.

But you've exsposed yourself as a complete and Total Dipshit due to the fact that you have no respect for someone's personal beliefs.

Why is it so important for you to make someone feel bad about something that makes them feel good. Your not doing any serivice of any kind here. You just serving a negative purpose.

Now sit back and make fun of my spelling and grammer but people like you are fucking tools of your own illusion. You have some false idea that the answers to the world and universe come through you. And that is something someone like you won't and can't understand. You help keep people divided verses bringing them together which as humans should be our ultamate goal.

You can claim whatever you want about yourself but your a loser who has a Hero Worship thing going on with David Lee Roth and spends a better percentage of his day "Debating" as you call it, people on message boards about mundane topics with no final conclusions but you feed yourself the illusion that your the end all exspert on everything.

I know now I'm about 1 trillion times the person you are and am willing to prove it in anyway. Dude you ain't shit and I unlike you can back up that claim.

[DaveIsKing]

JESTERSTAR: "Please, DaveIsKing, stop owning me and kicking my nancy ass." :cry:

After speaking with you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Keep the REASON!! :D

Btw, Ally...it's all in fun. I just find it funny that religious folk get so pissy when someone questions their belief system. I never claimed to "know it all" as you and Jesterstar so proudly proclaim of me. All I've ever done was challenge your belief system, which is built on a history of oppression, genocide, slavery and lies....Signed, DaveIsKing : resident RA Atheist - "Exposer of False Hopes & Dangerous Lies"

But so is ATHEISM:
http://www.catalog-of-cool.com/stalin.jpg
http://www.artofcolour.com/pop-art/pop-art-image-files/mao-tse-tung.jpg
Cambodian "Worker's Paradise" Holiday!
http://www.dithpran.org/jpg/skull.jpg

Let's not get pretentious Dave!

[DaveIsKing]

Notice all of that is SOCIALISM, Nick!

If ONLY we lived in society free of gods and tyrants who try to "equalize" everyone....

I'll do my part, Nick. I'll take the gods if you take the tyrants!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Notice all of that is SOCIALISM, Nick!

If ONLY we lived in society free of gods and tyrants who try to "equalize" everyone....

I'll do my part, Nick. I'll take the gods if you take the tyrants!

No Dave. Socialism is a democratic social movement founded in Europe during the early 1800's.

COMMUNISM is that Godless movement that puts man as the Nietzschean uebermensch! God is not the problem; pervasive human nature is whether it is in Christianity or utopian social movements. I don't think we'll ever fix that I'm afraid.

Guys like these pretending to be about God are actually about power and ego! Read "Civilization and It's Discontents" by Freud--Brilliant atheist thinker!

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
No Dave. Socialism is a democratic social movement founded in Europe during the early 1800's.

I concede that point.


Originally posted by Nickdfresh
COMMUNISM is that Godless movement that puts man as the Nietzschean uebermensch! God is not the problem; pervasive human nature is whether it is in Christianity or utopian social movements. I don't think we'll ever fix that I'm afraid.

No, COMMUNISM is the TYRANNICAL movement that tries to EQUALIZE everyone when that is completely against all logic. And for the rest of it...I agree.


Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Guys like these pretending to be about God are actually about power and ego! Read "Civilization and It's Discontents" by Freud--Brilliant atheist thinker!

Nietzsche is also a brilliant atheist writer as well as Ayn Rand.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing

No, COMMUNISM is the TYRANNICAL movement that tries to EQUALIZE everyone when that is completely against all logic. And for the rest of it...I agree.



True. But Marx is attributed with "Religion is the opiate of the people..." His ideals were atheistic, even attacking and suppressing clergy because they wanted to destroy religious superstition and supplant it with the ideal "STATE."

[ALinChainz]

:yankeeros

For MY beloved Ally!

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
True. But Marx is attributed with "Religion is the opiate of the people..." His ideals were atheistic, even attacking and suppressing clergy because they wanted to destroy religious superstition and supplant it with the ideal "STATE."

Agreed. I don't think it should supplanted with anything but FREEDOM. :D

[Jesterstar]

Daveisking you defining freedom is exactally what is wrong with existance today. some people enjoy the boundries and dicaplines that religeion provides them.

Your such a retard. You don't even realize that by defining FREEDOM that your completely taking away it's meaning. I need you to think about that then write a Essay to me about what Freedom means to you. Thanks.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Daveisking you defining freedom is exactally what is wrong with existance today. some people enjoy the boundries and dicaplines that religeion provides them.

Your such a retard. You don't even realize that by defining FREEDOM that your completely taking away it's meaning. I need you to think about that then write a Essay to me about what Freedom means to you. Thanks.

Are you always so goddamned stupid or is today a special occasion? I would bury your pansy ass in a debate...100 TIMES OVER. Because you are a twit of the FIRST degree.
:asshole:

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Are you always so goddamned stupid or is today a special occasion? I would bury your pansy ass in a debate...100 TIMES OVER. Because you are a twit of the FIRST degree.
:asshole:

But Jesterfuck would tell you about "dicaplines" and tell you "your retarded" even though he can't spell or punctuate.

DLR7884
:) Sorry, couldn't resist.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by DLR7884
But Jesterfuck would tell you about "dicaplines" and tell you "your retarded" even though he can't spell or punctuate.

DLR7884
:) Sorry, couldn't resist.


:rofl: How true.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Are you always so goddamned stupid or is today a special occasion? I would bury your pansy ass in a debate...100 TIMES OVER. Because you are a twit of the FIRST degree.
:asshole:

Guess what bitch. I don't debate. I squash bitches with my BARE FUCKING HANDS!!!!!!!!

Are you perpetually connected to the system. Let me give you my real background. I graduated High School. I've worked a bunch of shit jobs and Research Topics perpetually. Jokes like you come along on every message board I've ever posted at. The funny part is that you guys don't realize what close minded and unelightened fucks you are. Thinking you've got the end all and using buzz words like debates. Please Bitch the only time and place that the word debate is usefull is when your posting on a message board in your mothers basement or when your in a elementary debating class. That's fucking it. other than that in the real world it's repspect everyone opinion or they are going to fuck you up. I'm just trying to save your Living in your mom's basement ass from a real ass kicking once you try this shit in real life. I'm really helping you out letting you know what it's like not behind a computer screen. Son.

[DaveIsKing]

:sleepy:

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
But Jesterfuck would tell you about "dicaplines" and tell you "your retarded" even though he can't spell or punctuate.

DLR7884
:) Sorry, couldn't resist.

Please your still on my spelling. If you though and typed as fast as I did you would have alot of typo's also. But thank god that isn't the case.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
:sleepy:

No more Debating??? Geez I guess I'll just have to go to go to math class now. Awww Shucks...........


Hardly Little boy Blow./

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Are you perpetually connected to the system. Let me give you my real background. I graduated High School. I've worked a bunch of shit jobs and Research Topics perpetually.

I guess "perpetually" was the word of the day in the mailroom, huh?

DLR7884
What a fag.

[DaveIsKing]

How about a SPELLING class?

"little boy blow" ....hardy har har har

Your insults are to humor what a baseball bat is to football.

[distortion9]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
No more Debating??? Geez I guess I'll just have to go to go to math class now. Awww Shucks...........


Hardly Little boy Blow./

http://members.cox.net/rhyne/Stern%20Folder/stfu.gif

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Please your still on my spelling.

"YOUR" AND "YOU'RE" ARE DIFFERENT WORDS WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS.

DLR7884
GOD, YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMBASS.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Hardly Little boy Blow./

I'm sure Jesterfag had a huge cocksucking grin on his face when he typed that one.

DLR7884
He was saving it up all day!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
How about a SPELLING class?

"little boy blow" ....hardy har har har

Your insults are to humor what a baseball bat is to football.

kind of like your limp dick at a party full of porn chicks. Please. You analogies reak of virgin.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I am complete fucking idiot. I suck and DaveIsKing is God.


I am a Little boy Blow./

Damn, we agree.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I'm sure Jesterfag had a huge cocksucking grin on his face when he typed that one.

DLR7884
He was saving it up all day!

No I just come up with that stuff off the cuff. Kind of like when your in a building and suck off a janitor. It's just spontanious.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
You analogies reak of virgin.

He wrote that, yet you and I are retards DIK?

DLR7884
Are we the only ones who see the humor in that?

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
kind of like my limp dick at a party full of porn chicks. Please. I suck donkey dicks like the pussy bitch I am.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Damn, we agree.That I fuck and suck the dicks of horses because they are the only cocks big enough to tap both walls of my tapped out anus.


Geeeez dude I invented this type of Eshit talking. Don't fuck with the master.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Kind of like when your in a building and suck off a janitor.

You should have used "you're."

It means YOU ARE....

DLR7884
Like this: YOU ARE a cocksmoker, jesterlester.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
He wrote that, yet you and I are retards DIK?

DLR7884
Are we the only ones who see the humor in that?

Yea you guys are the only ones that see the pun. Kind of like how your the only ones that are in the chatroom when you cyber eachother.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by DLR7884
He wrote that, yet you and I are retards DIK?

DLR7884
Are we the only ones who see the humor in that?

"You analogies...blah blah blah...Did I mention I am into bestiality?" - Jesterstar

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Geeeez dude I invented this type of shit eating. Don't beat me like a little pussybitch.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You should have used "you're."

It means YOU ARE....

DLR7884
Like this: YOU ARE a cocksmoker, jesterlester.

Let me try this proper english thing.

If you go to DLR7884's Mom's Basement and you have a cock. Then YOU'RE going to get your cock sucked.


I got this off a bathroom wall is it gramatically correct.

[DLR7884]

You are just padding that post count, huh Jester?

DLR7884
That's got to be it.

[DaveIsKing]

Jesterstar is living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.

[DaveIsKing]

Enough with old "mom's basement" routine...it's fucking UN-funny as HELL.

[Nickdfresh]

Jesus H. Christ©! How many threads is this shit going to go into?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Enough with old "mom's basement" routine...it's fucking UN-funny as HELL.

I can see I hit a sore spot. I will be sure to stop talking about how DLR7884's mom is the only mom generous enough to let them live in her basement.

What age where you when your dad left because his son was a fairy???

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Jesus H. Christ©! How many threads is this shit going to go into?

Tell your fucking faggot friend to shut the fuck up or stay in the dump where he belongs.

DLR7884
God damn© :)

[DLR7884]

"Mom" jokes are for fucking highschool kids, not mailroom clerks Ryan!

DLR7884
You need to get some new material.

[DaveIsKing]

:wow:

JESTERSTAR = OWNED

Courtesy of DaveIsKing©


"Punkbitch."

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
"Mom" jokes are for fucking highschool kids, not mailroom clerks Ryan!

DLR7884
You need to get some new material.

It's funny at the last mailroom Clerks meeting I went to we discussed this and a majority vote declaired it OK for Mail Clerks to use Mom Jokes.

OWNED Courtasy of JEsterstar postal coucil.

[DaveIsKing]

Be original, Jesterassclown. :)

[Jesterstar]

It don't come more original than a Gansta Ass Mailthug Representing on a bitch ass as yourself Daveisking.

I'm my own man with my own name given to me from deamons from my childhood. Your a FAn and nothing more. Owned by eternity.

[DaveIsKing]

*crickets*

DaveIsKing is your fucking OWNER, tenderfoot.

:wow: JESTERSTAR = OWNED.

Oh yeah...

[distortion9]

Originally posted by Jesterstar


I'm my own man with my own name given to me from deamons from my childhood. Your a FAn and nothing more. Owned by eternity.


STOP IT!!....YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by distortion9
STOP IT!!....YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!

doubt the wicked but "Blessed are the sick.Blessed our The Sick. Satanic Muther Fuckers know Blessed are the sick."

The muther fucking president of the united states can't convict me for that.

[DaveIsKing]

JESTERSTAR, get back in your cage, like a good bitch.

[Jesterstar]

I was never in a cage. Just because you were so ugly your parents got you confused with the Dog that got it's face smashed in by a car and kept you in a kennel and took you to the vets the first part of your life doesn't mean everyone lives that way.

[DaveIsKing]

:sleepy:

Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
:sleepy:

Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?

No my girlfriend made banana bread. When you have a real girlfriend instead of lipstick on your hand, They make you stuff. But you wouldn't know about that,

[DaveIsKing]

JESTERSTAR=Mentally qualified for handicapped parking.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
JESTERSTAR=Mentally qualified for handicapped parking.

Davisking=Mentally Qualified for 5th string Cum drinker.

[DaveIsKing]

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," YOU'RE practically invulnerable.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," YOU'RE practically invulnerable.

I know I am better than you.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I know I am better than you at sucking cock.

Thanks for sharing.

DLR7884
You are really weird Ryan, or can I call you "Ry Ry the mailroom guy?"

[teamaa104]

another thread spoiled

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by teamaa104
another thread spoiled

this DLR-rookie tries to kill'em all...

[DLR7884]

Don't mind the Nazi....he doesn't know what a rookie is.

DLR7884
He's still looking it up in his Nazi-English dictionary.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Thanks for sharing.

DLR7884
You are really weird Ryan, or can I call you "Ry Ry the mailroom guy?"

You can call me that. Because it rhymes. Or you could call me "The Guy that Gives me a real orgasm like your girl does"

[DLR7884]

That doesn't rhyme though.

DLR7884
Why do you want to give me an orgasm??

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
That doesn't rhyme though.

DLR7884
Why do you want to give me an orgasm??


The aliens said I give you one everytime I respond to one of your crying for attention posts.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
It don't come more original than a Gansta Ass Mailthug Representing on a bitch ass as yourself Daveisking.

I'm my own man with my own name given to me from deamons from my childhood. Your a FAn and nothing more. Owned by eternity.


Priceless.

Gansta Ass Mailthug????????

You're Cliff Claven !!!!!!!

Representing?

You're a Wigger !!!!!!!!!!

Pretty fly for a white guy.

All this time I just thought you were another dumbass uneducated punk from Jersey. Turns out you're also a hip hop wannabe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

IT DOESNT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS !!!:D

Jesterfool = wannabe gangster

No wonder you live off daddy.:D

[Jesterstar]

Actually I live with my girlfriend. OWNED.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Davisking=Mentally Qualified for 5th string Cum drinker.

As opposed to you and your starting position :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Actually I live with my girlfriend. OWNED.

We know you live with your girlfriend GUMP, but you even admitted you need your daddy's money to live.

pathetic fucktard

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
if god existed he wouldn't have let van hagar happen...period

Verily, that was Satan's doing. And even he was only joking.

[CROWBAR]

Jesus Christ is a crazy ass mofo I say (who knows whats up)

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I know I am better than you at sucking cocks

You can say that again, cuz' I don't suck cocks, fagboy.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
You can say that again, cuz' I suck Way more cocks cocks, heterosexualboy.

I'm even better at this than you.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm Owned By you.

I know, small bitch. I know.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
I know, I am a small bitch. I know.

What makes me laugh most is that it takes me no time at all to own you. Your worship of my STAR COCK makes me giggle.

[DaveIsKing]

:wow: JESTERBITCH = CORNHOLED BY LARGE, RETARDED GORILLAS.

Owned...small bitch.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
:wow: JESTERBITCH = CORNHOLED BY LARGE, RETARDED GORILLAS.

Owned...small bitch.

Who is Jesterbitch. Do I need to teach you how to spell??? It's JESTER then STAR. OWNED Tiny Bitch Slut cock cum drinking African cock loving whore.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Who is Jesterbitch. A Tiny Bitch Slut cock cum drinking African cock loving whore.

How true.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
How true. It is that I am a virgin loser who noone woman or man couldn would or should ever love for real. My mother didn't.

How sad. Kind of like your cock sad.

[DaveIsKing]

What is sad is the fact that you are helping me by being my bitch...getting my thread to 100 hits, while yours linger around below... :)

WHO's YOUR DADDY, little girl? THAT'S RIGHT--- you know it.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
What is sad is the fact that you are helping me by being my bitch...getting my thread to 100 hits, while yours linger around below... :)

WHO's YOUR DADDY, little girl? THAT'S RIGHT--- you know it.

dude I've had threads on Boards get Thousands of Hits and posts. This is nothing new for me. But I guess that is no surprise since I am interesting and your just a puppy following me around.

[DaveIsKing]

95...and counting.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
95...and counting.

I guess if your life is so empty you need to fill it with post counts I won't deny you. Like women deny you sex.

[DaveIsKing]

97...:D

[Jesterstar]

I'll help fill your empty life. I feel bad for you. Here you go. 98

[DaveIsKing]

And 99...come on, little man, just one more.

[Jesterstar]

Once, Twice 100 Times the Man Than Dave is King.

[DaveIsKing]

What a good bitch. Now, get the fuck outta here...but leave the cigarettes on the table.

[Jesterstar]

Dude you only smoke Dick. Not ciggaretts./

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dude I only smoke Dick. Not ciggaretts. And I lost the Spelling Bee, can you fooking beeeleeeve it, dood? I love DIK/

Sorry, pal. I ain't into your faggotry.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Sorry, pal. I am into faggotry.

I don't even have to alter them. I can last all day. Ask your mom.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I can last all day sucking cock. Ask Hitch.

Hitch is a fag, too??

[DLR7884]

"ciggaretts"

DLR7884
Yet he insists, we're retards.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
dude I've had threads on Boards get Thousands of Hits and posts.

Like this gem?

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15667

DLR7884
Your "friends" at the dump sure as hell ignored that one!