Cocoa Beach to ban thongs

[rochesterdr]

Cocoa Beach, FL, home to many cool things such as beautiful beaches and hot chicks is about to ban thongs on the beach. This is a horrible act and I can see no possible benefit to this ban for anyone or anything other than old retirees who no longer have to be faced with their own insecurities associated with the aging process. A fucking tragedy...but whatever, we've got strip clubs like every 50 feet down here.

[Knucklebones]

What? I can't wear a thong there anymore? DAMN!

[BITEYOASS]

Well that's what happens when you bring those damn golf courses for every 100 persons while detroying small businesses and wetlands. Whereas the Strips Clubs help revitalize once abandoned downtown property. So which is better?

[Bob_R]

Wait till Major Nelson hears about this!

[GAR]

They should only ban male thongs, otherwise enough material to cover the labia and bush in front ought to be sufficient.

[Nickdfresh]

A travesty!
http://www.foxrocks.com/timages/page/biker%20girl%20from%20valley%20station.jpg

[Tiger Roth]

So chicks now have to go naked, right? Sounds ok to me.

[jacksmar]

They should ban guys wearing fucking sandals off the fucking beach.

Womens feet + well kept=cool.

Guys feet= horseshit, cowflop, dead animal dumpster after a thunderstorm, Phished port o let, Saddam Huesseins breath.

Guys put on some shoes, sneakers, boots, moccasins, hip waders.

And womens anklets are cool.

Naked.:rockit:

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by jacksmar
They should ban guys wearing fucking sandals off the fucking beach.



men should not wear open toed shoes.