Jesterstar's Word of the Day

[LoungeMachine]

Jesterstar's Word of the Day

Poor Jesterstar has been complaining lately of the fact that the average intelligence of Army members is higher than that of the other boards he inhabits. He keeps getting called out on his third grade spelling level.

Rather than continuing to mock and ridicule poor Jesterfool, we Army members should lend a helping hand. In that spirit I am starting the Jesterfool word of the day.

Today's words, since Jesterfool seems to have a particular problem with them, is YOUR AND YOU'RE.

Jesterfool, here is an example:

YOUR = as in " your lack of intelligence is keeping you from a decent paying job"

YOU'RE = as in "you're going to need to put some rubbing alcohol on your new "free parking" tattoo on your ass, or else an infection may set in"

Please help Jesterfool, because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
:D

[Jesterstar]

Wow a attack on my Spelling I hope that I can recover.............Yawn

[DLR7884]

Now "you're" copying my yawns?

DLR7884
WTF?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Now "you're" copying my yawns?

DLR7884
WTF?

They are contagious due to you and your boyfriends boring posts.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
They are contagious due to you and your boyfriends boring posts.

I don't have a boyfriend, I'm not a polesmoker like you.

If other people's posts are so boring, why do you respond?

DLR7884
?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I don't have a boyfriend, I'm not a polesmoker like you.

If other people's posts are so boring, why do you respond?

DLR7884
?

Oh yes you do have a boyfrined. His name is Loungemachine. But you call him Poundmachine. That's right I know all about it.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Oh yes you do have a boyfrined. His name is Loungemachine. But you call him Poundmachine. That's right I know all about it.

You didn't answer my question alien boy.

DLR7884
Answer the question.

[Jesterstar]

I respond to you because I think that through talking to a top notch person like me you'll strive to do better in your own life.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I respond to you because I think that through talking to a top notch person like me you'll strive to do better in your own life.

Top notch people work in mailrooms?

DLR7884
I like where I'm at.....it's not in a mailroom.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Top notch people work in mailrooms?

DLR7884
I like where I'm at.....it's not in a mailroom.

Well you love working as a gay male protitute.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Well you love working as a gay male protitute.

22 minutes to come up with that?

You didn't even spell the punchline correctly.

DLR7884
Sad.

[DaveIsKing]

Dat Jester...he so funny....

Fuckin' dimwit...a demitasse would fit your head like a sombrero.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
22 minutes to come up with that?

You didn't even spell the punchline correctly.

DLR7884
Sad.

You know how you can't type and suck a dick at the same time. Well I can't type and sort mail at the same time.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
You know how I can't type and suck a dick at the same time.


That's just a little too much information.

DLR7884
Wow.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
That's just a little too much information.

DLR7884
Wow.

Clarly you changed what I said by retyping it in the quote. I invented that. Owned again.

[DLR7884]

Clarly.

DLR7884
??

[DavidLeeNatra]

Centreville CDP, Virginia Statistics and Demographics (US Census 2000)
Number Percent
Centreville Population: 48661 100.00%

Male 24037 49.4%
Female 24624 50.6%
and one stupid dumbass...DLR7884

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
Centreville CDP, Virginia Statistics and Demographics (US Census 2000)
Number Percent
Centreville Population: 48661 100.00%

Male 24037 49.4%
Female 24624 50.6%
and one stupid dumbass...DLR7884


Germany: Full of Gay Nazi's who love gay buttsex

Their leader: DavidLeeNatra(Nazi).

DLR7884
Ok........

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Germany: Full of Gay Nazi's who love gay buttsex

Their leader: DavidLeeNatra(Nazi).

DLR7884
Ok........

hey...chill, buddy...it's not that bad living in a small town like you do...good thing is, your parents always remain brother and sister after their divorce...

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Germany: Full of Gay Nazi's who love gay buttsex

Their leader: DavidLeeNatra(Nazi).

DLR7884
Ok........


Wow your a genious. What a hillarious post. I mean who would have the guts to post soemthing so lame and pretend it was funny. Good Show.

Jesterstar
Got it

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
hey...chill, buddy...it's not that bad living in a small town like you do...good thing is, your parents always remain brother and sister after their divorce...

That is a owning.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Clarly you changed what I said by retyping it in the quote. I invented that. Owned again.

NO! I am taking credit for much of that! I'm like the Beatles of insults! I pioneered Quote Changing© in the SHEEP PEN sheep bashing tirades.

At least, no one seemed to be doing it before me, though I could be wrong.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
NO! I am taking credit for much of that! I'm like the Beatles of insults! I pioneered Quote Changing© in the SHEEP PEN sheep bashing tirades.

At least, I am member number 4308, though I am totally wrong.

:D

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Wow your a genious.

"You're."

DLR7884
FYI.

[Jesterstar]

You're OWNED


JEsterstar
Thanks.

[DLR7884]

"Your gay"

DLR7884
Ryan, "your" gay.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
That is a owning.

too easy...mismatch...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
:D

I am serious. I got the idea when I cut and pasted a "Message from Sammy" written on his gay website. I fucked it up really well and reposted here to see if anyone noticed. Then I stared doing to sheep I bashed. I honestly did not notice anyone changing posts, but then again perhaps I "need to get over (myself)."

I think DickfaceMcSlapnuts is really an alias of an ex-girlfriend of mine.:confused:

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I think DickfaceMcSlapnuts is really an alias of an ex-girlfriend of mine.:confused:

LMFAO !!!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
"Your gay"

DLR7884
Ryan, "your" gay.

No it is you whom has the Gay. Your termally ill from it and I pray to Jesus in heaven whom I know hates you that you die from a Hard Gay Fucking. So hard that when they discover your body. They just have one thing to say........."What a fucking Fag Glad he's gone."

[DavidLeeNatra]

I was thinking about a new thread but I guess this one here is enough...

so..."once upon a time in centreville, virginia..."

[DLR7884]

Typically eurotrash response.

You have no clue about the city I live in....It's in northern Virginia, and is in one of the richest counties in the United States-Fairfax County (go ahead Nazi, look it up).

DLR7884
You ignorant asshole.

[LoungeMachine]

Today's Jesterfool word of the day is.............

Autonomy.

Please have someone look this word up for you Jesterfool.

After all these years of living off of your girlfriend, your dad, and flappo you may want to consider actually doing something on your own.

Get a real job for real money.

Stop sucking on flappo's tit and come up with your own shit.


Remember, you can't live off other people forever.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Typically eurotrash response.


Whoops, meant "typical."

Yes, even I make mistakes.

DLR7884
Not many.

[Jesterstar]

You made a mistake being born.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
You made a mistake being born.

How's it feel to know your IQ is below room temperature?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
How's it feel to know your IQ is below room temperature?

Actually my IQ is 106. But I was hungover when I took the test. OWNED.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Actually my IQ is 106. But I was hungover when I took the test. OWNED.

bullshit.

PRE-OWNED:D

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
bullshit.

PRE-OWNED:D

Your right I owned you before I even got on the computer today.

[LoungeMachine]

....and yet a lowly mail man who lives off others....

tsk tsk

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
....and yet a lowly mail man who lives off others....

tsk tsk

I also am a Folk Musician. Want a link to my music???

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Your right I owned you before I even got on the computer today.

You're

not YOUR

You didn't study yesterday's word, did you?

106 IQ and don't know the difference between your and you're

add pathetic liar to your resume:rolleyes:

[DLR7884]

Your IQ is only 106?

Isn't the cutoff for retard right around 85?

You keep digging yourself deeper and deeper.

DLR7884
First the alien/spaceship stuff-now the IQ slightly above retard level.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I also am a Folk Musician. Want a link to my music???

no

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I also am a Folk Musician. Want a link to my music???

Spaceships, lower than average IQ, folk musician....

DLR7884
Getting better explinations of why you are such a fag.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Spaceships, lower than average IQ, folk musician....

DLR7884
Getting better explinations of why you are such a fag.

What's your excuse on why your the gayest fag of all.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
What's your excuse on why your the gayest fag of all.

Go get molested again.

DLR7884
Sorry, that was mean.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Go get molested again.

DLR7884
Sorry, that was mean.

dude I don't care. I tell people because at this point I find it funny. You can't go your whole life feeling bad about something that you had no control over. So I think it's time you forgive yourself for being a retarded bitch.

[DLR7884]

You don't have the right to call anyone a retard until you calm down and learn how to spell.

DLR7884
:)

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You don't have the right to call anyone a retard until you calm down and learn how to spell.

DLR7884
:)

I'll spell how I want when I want. You can't change me love me for who I am.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'll spell how I want when I want. You can't change me love me for who I am.

What a stubborn little homo!

DLR7884
Relax.

[Jesterstar]

I'm starting to grow on you. I can tell. Your starting to accept me. Soon I will be balls deep in your queer little ass.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm starting to grow on you. I can tell. Your starting to accept me. Soon I will be balls deep in your queer little ass.

Please stop sharing your gay fantasies with us, homo.

DLR7884
Go suck on hitch's teet.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Please stop sharing your gay fantasies with us, homo.

DLR7884
Go suck on hitch's teet.

according to this PM your sent it's a reality.


Dear Jesterstar,

Let's stop with the games and how about you fuck my loose queer asshole.

I'm a total Fag,
DLR7884

[DLR7884]

Ah....resorting to fake PM's now.

DLR7884
Really digging deep, huh?

[Jesterstar]

You wish I was digging deep.

[DLR7884]

:sleepy:

DLR7884
*Yawn*

[GAR]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'll spell how I want when I want. You can't change me love me for who I am.

HAHAHA~!

About this Owned ditch you keep diggin' yourself in with TheSTAR™ - do you need a shovel there?

Natra - maybe you can find a Bobcat for him to drive out with some self-7884 dignity..

This is like old times at the Slawterhouse. It is a good thing..

[DLR7884]

Gar,

You've got to be kidding us all if you think this little shit is funny.

DLR7884
If you do, you need to put down your bong for a few days.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Gar,

You've got to be kidding us all if you think this little shit is funny.

DLR7884
If you do, you need to put down your bong for a few days.

It is funny. It's funny how many PM's I get from people telling where you are and to talk shit to you there. THey say your a punk who is trying to keep my attention long enough to raise money for a trip near my house so we can have beers. That is where your going to slip something in my drink and knock me out. But with a twist. Your going to Mix the ludes with Viagara and suck my fucking cock all night long. Then escape before I wake up and kick the shit out of you.

People here know your story man. It's not much of a secret.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Typically eurotrash response.

You have no clue about the city I live in....It's in northern Virginia, and is in one of the richest counties in the United States-Fairfax County (go ahead Nazi, look it up).

DLR7884
You ignorant asshole.

guess I got it now....

[DLR7884]

Cuntgratulations on your 3000th post Natra.

DLR7884
You really have no clue about where I live though, do you? :)

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Cuntgratulations on your 3000th post Natra.

DLR7884
You really have no clue about where I live though, do you? :)

thank you very much...you helped me a lot on reaching it... :D

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
thank you very much...you helped me a lot on reaching it... :D

Glad I could help you!

DLR7884
"Official DLR Army Post Padder" :)