Jesterstar gets mention in tomentedvafans interveiw with Sensible Shoes

[Jesterstar]

Here is the Quote

Sensible Shoes: Well, a YEAR ago now, I drove to Syracuse and hooked up with Jesterstar - who's mainly at the Dump at the Army, I believe. He is a very talented singer/songwriter and there was a project afoot to get him recorded. We had dinner at the famous "Dinosaur Barbeque" - a biker bar & Blues house - downed some Guinness, and then he played hours worth of material for me. Which I videoed. That project has fallen by the wayside, at least for now.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO What do you think of that Bitches. You say I am all talk and no walk but there is a cock that causes me to walk the walk. Can any of you say that. No you can't.

Thanks for the Mention Sensible Shoes. I hope to talk to you sometime.

[hitch1969©]

VIVA the star baybee

[Jesterstar]

Oh look at that. Hitch my personal friend and your Personal God has shown up to give me a Viva La Star. Which means. Much like Ancient Greece Hitchworld is a multi God Socioty. Hitch I must take a poop. I will tell everyone about it when I return.

[hitch1969©]

where to go li0 when your bunholi0 gets polio?

you have tp caca?

tp for my bunghole?

[Jesterstar]

What a fucking DISASTER THIS CRAP WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude I go in the basement of the Building I work in. Now THE STAR™ is a clean dude. I like to take care of my BACKSIDE so I take Wet paper towels in with me along with the TP for my bunghole.

So anyway I go in there. I'm taking care of business. I thought the Crap would be a Solid one. I was wrong dude. Gin and Juice I guess is not a formula for success in the solid Crap department. My Fucking Bunghole was a mess. I Of course had the proper equipment for the job.

I usually take more Wet paper towels in with me than I need. If I do not use them I throw them out in the waste paper basket. If they are used then I flush them.

Usually meaning 99% of the time noone is in there. But today it was grandcentral station. I had Finished my cleaning ritual. but there were to many people in there I couldn't walk out with a handfull of wet paper towles. They might ask question. They couldn't know about my Loose bowel movement.

I thought On my feel. I'll sit here untill they go away. Go away they did not. In fact one of the Dudes in there Kept washing what I thought was his hands. I was like what the fuck.

I sat there for 5 minuets and the dude just kept washing. I had to take action because that is what I am a man of.............action.

I threw all the paper towels in the toilet making a mad dash for the sink before the water hit the floor and it was known that I was the one who cloged the toilet. I found that the guy had spilt Grease on his pants. He would be there a while I gave a good wash of the hands and I was out like the gout.

Worst trip there ever.

[flappo]

vhtormentedfans ?

i think i'm banned there

:)

[distortion9]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
What a fucking DISASTER THIS CRAP WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude I go in the basement of the Building I work in. Now THE STAR™ is a clean dude. I like to take care of my BACKSIDE so I take Wet paper towels in with me along with the TP for my bunghole.

So anyway I go in there. I'm taking care of business. I thought the Crap would be a Solid one. I was wrong dude. Gin and Juice I guess is not a formula for success in the solid Crap department. My Fucking Bunghole was a mess. I Of course had the proper equipment for the job.

I usually take more Wet paper towels in with me than I need. If I do not use them I throw them out in the waste paper basket. If they are used then I flush them.

Usually meaning 99% of the time noone is in there. But today it was grandcentral station. I had Finished my cleaning ritual. but there were to many people in there I couldn't walk out with a handfull of wet paper towles. They might ask question. They couldn't know about my Loose bowel movement.

I thought On my feel. I'll sit here untill they go away. Go away they did not. In fact one of the Dudes in there Kept washing what I thought was his hands. I was like what the fuck.

I sat there for 5 minuets and the dude just kept washing. I had to take action because that is what I am a man of.............action.

I threw all the paper towels in the toilet making a mad dash for the sink before the water hit the floor and it was known that I was the one who cloged the toilet. I found that the guy had spilt Grease on his pants. He would be there a while I gave a good wash of the hands and I was out like the gout.

Worst trip there ever.



Why didn't you simply do several seperate flushes?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by distortion9
Why didn't you simply do several seperate flushes?

I did but I forgot to write it in there. I also forgot to mention one of the guys in there was from security. The reason why there was such a rush he is the type to wait and see who is in the stall for the security of the building. Actually I had already Flushed 3 times due to the massive shit that I did take.

[distortion9]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Flushed 3 times due to the massive shit that I did take.


Thought it was liquid? You just making up stories?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by distortion9
Thought it was liquid? You just making up stories?

I said it wasn't solid. There was some structure to it but it was loose not liquid. Learn to read or get off the pot. You dig what I am saying???

[distortion9]

I bet when you fart, it smells like aids...Am I right shitdick?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by distortion9
I bet when you fart, it smells like aids...Am I right shitdick?

When you fart it smells like Man cum.


That would have been a joke that made more sense. Just trying to help you out. Oh and your still owned.

[distortion9]

You're wrong....aids is funnier.

[Jesterstar]

But aids is a Virus with no Smell. You've been bukakied before you know the stink that goes along with it.

[distortion9]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
But aids is a Virus with no Smell.

That's why it's funny....

Like if I said, "Justaretard slipped in a puddle of aids and cracked his melon fucking head wide open and there was nothing inside."

It would be funny because there is no such thing as a puddle of aids.

See?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by distortion9
That's why it's funny....

Like if I said, "Justaretard slipped in a puddle of aids and cracked his melon fucking head wide open and there was nothing inside."

It would be funny because there is no such thing as a puddle of aids.

See?

but Aids dies when it hits the air. It's not funny at all or correct by any definitions of science. This conversation is silly even for me.

[DLR7884]

Definitions of science?

Learn to spell before you even attempt to understand science.

DLR7884
Go fly on your spaceship.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Definitions of science?

Learn to spell before you even attempt to understand science.

DLR7884
Go fly on your spaceship.

You go fly on my spaceship.

[DLR7884]

Go get jerked off by a man, AGAIN.

DLR7884
Fag.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Go get jerked off by a man, AGAIN.

DLR7884
Fag.

You did jerk me off but your no man Baby.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
You did jerk me off but your no man Baby.

Was it your father or your uncle who did it to you?

DLR7884
?

[Jesterstar]

I told you it wasn't a family member.

[DLR7884]

Your mind has probably blocked that out.

I'll bet that you bought the "Jester Molester" a fucking Christmas present this year.

DLR7884
Did you pay your phone bill, Ryan?

[Jesterstar]

No I will be paying it next week.

[DLR7884]

Why doesn't your fuckdaddy hitch pay it for you?

DLR7884
?

[Jesterstar]

Hitch and I both do it for FREE™