Amazon Help Line???

[Jesterstar]

Anyone know how to find the number on this fucker??? I can't figure anything out on that fucking site and I need my fucking books for school.

[smaz]

I found this, give it a try...

(800) 850-8078

[Jesterstar]

Thanks man I appriciate it.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by smaz
I found this, give it a try...

(800) 850-8078


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

I just got owned BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a help line for GAY AND QUESTIONING SEXUALITY YOUTH!!!!!!!!!


Thanks for the LARF....................I spent 40 minuets of my life straightaning alot of thing out. :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

I just got owned BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a help line for GAY AND QUESTIONING SEXUALITY YOUTH!!!!!!!!!


Thanks for the LARF....................I spent 40 minuets of my life straightaning alot of thing out. :D

classic:D

made my day.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
classic:D

made my day.

I told them all about you and gave them your home number. They can help you dude.

[smaz]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

I just got owned BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a help line for GAY AND QUESTIONING SEXUALITY YOUTH!!!!!!!!!


Thanks for the LARF....................I spent 40 minuets of my life straightaning alot of thing out. :D

Sorry dude the opportunity had to be taken :D

What you say to 'em when they picked up the phone???

[smaz]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Anyone know how to find the number on this fucker??? I can't figure anything out on that fucking site and I need my fucking books for school.

On a more serious note :D try emailing them if you haven't already. They do everything through the net, I believe there is no number for them. Also, you can track your order if you haven't tried that. Just log in with your email and password, and it should have a link to recent orders or something. Click there to check whether it's been dispatched, or whatever.

[Dan]

Originally posted by smaz
Sorry dude the opportunity had to be taken :D

What you say to 'em when they picked up the phone???

Nice one Smaz.

[smaz]

Originally posted by Dan
Nice one Smaz.

Why Thankyou :D

I'm dying to know what happened during that conversation, cracks me up just thinking about it :D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by smaz
Why Thankyou :D

I'm dying to know what happened during that conversation, cracks me up just thinking about it :D

That's fucking funny!:D

[Ozzy Fudd]

LMMFAO

[academic punk]

EXCELLENT!

Good work, Smaz!

and you gotta give jesterstar credit...he laughed about it and even 'fessed to being owned.

p.s. uh...smaz...what ARE you doing with that number?

[smaz]

Search engines are great :D Just tap in what you want, and bingo!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by smaz
Sorry dude the opportunity had to be taken :D

What you say to 'em when they picked up the phone???


I was just like......."I'm looking for the amazon help line."

Then they said "this is the gay help line."

Then I said "I definetly have the wrong number."

[academic punk]

Just to let y'all know...I got home last night, and this thread crossed my mind again, and I fucking fell over laughing.

About the funniest thing I've read on this forum or anywhere this year. Great stuff!

[Jesterstar]

I'll have to tell you my pubic hair story. It was a classic over at Rogans.

[academic punk]

pardon?

Last night you were calling a gay help-line, now you're offering to tell me all about your pubes???

Why me, Lord...

[Jesterstar]

It's just a silly thing I did one time. I'll give it to you. I laugh at people alot here. Why shouldn't I return the favor??? I try to keep things even.

I trim and shave my pubic regeion usually before I take a shower. But that day my back hurt so I took a bath. I had just trimmed my pubic regeion with the clippers and was going to shave the area's I shave. Anyway I did this in the bath tub so the water was full of trimmed pubic hair.

So another thing I do is brush my teeth in the shower. But since I was taking a bath that is where I did it.

Anyway I was done brushing my teeth and needed to rinse out my mouth. So I scooped a big handful of bathwater without thinking and filled my mouth with Pube water. I started gagging and puking from all the hair in my mouth. I couldn't beleive I did it.

[academic punk]

nor can i.

be sure to tell that to the next girl you're about to go down on. she'll be charmed.

[smaz]

Originally posted by academic punk
Just to let y'all know...I got home last night, and this thread crossed my mind again, and I fucking fell over laughing.

About the funniest thing I've read on this forum or anywhere this year. Great stuff!

Ditto, exept I laugh about it all the time :D

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

I just got owned BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a help line for GAY AND QUESTIONING SEXUALITY YOUTH!!!!!!!!!


Thanks for the LARF....................I spent 40 minuets of my life straightaning alot of thing out. :D

:lol: Fucking awesome Smaz!!

And 5 stars for Jester for taking it like a man!!




So to speak.:D

[academic punk]

Originally posted by smaz
Ditto, exept I laugh about it all the time :D

as well you should: that's definitely one to remember as you're lying on your deathbed and going through the memories of your life, and suddenly falling over and out of bed, knocking the IV drip out of your arm, laughing your balls off as the family and doctors and nurses try to figure out what you meant in those final moments when you muttered, "Jesterstar..."

It could be your own personal rosebud!

[smaz]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
It's just a silly thing I did one time. I'll give it to you. I laugh at people alot here. Why shouldn't I return the favor??? I try to keep things even.

I trim and shave my pubic regeion usually before I take a shower. But that day my back hurt so I took a bath. I had just trimmed my pubic regeion with the clippers and was going to shave the area's I shave. Anyway I did this in the bath tub so the water was full of trimmed pubic hair.

So another thing I do is brush my teeth in the shower. But since I was taking a bath that is where I did it.

Anyway I was done brushing my teeth and needed to rinse out my mouth. So I scooped a big handful of bathwater without thinking and filled my mouth with Pube water. I started gagging and puking from all the hair in my mouth. I couldn't beleive I did it.

Yummy.......

[smaz]

This still makes me chuckle... :)

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by smaz
This still makes me chuckle... :)

Me too.

DLR7884
Too funny.

[Jesterstar]

This was a good one.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Arguably the finest moment ever here at the Army.

(along with the time 7884 signed off on dissing somebody with "Thumbs up, skidmark". Oh, and the time that guy Academic Punk coined the phrase "Jesterstar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!" Where IS A/P these days anyway???)