Penny's A Natural Woman

[Full Bug]

PENNY'S A NATURAL WOMAN

One brave woman proud of her long locks has admitted her dirty secret - she has not washed her hair for 11 years.

Penny Weynberg has decided against spending a small fortune on shampoo and conditioner like most women.


The 29-year-old mother-of-two believes hair has the natural ability to clean itself - so she doesn't bother.

It all started when the chemical engineering graduate was studying for her A-Levels.

"I was too busy revising to bother about my appearance," she said.

Mrs Weynberg, who didn't even bother to lather up for her graduation ceremony or her wedding day, has admitted to having greasy hair for the first month.

But she says it became less greasy and more glossy as time passed.

Explaining her beliefs to Sky News, she said: "I find shampoo just strips out all the goodness and then you put conditioner on to put the goodness back in.

"It's like doing one thing to contradict the other. It was much easier to get out of that cycle."

Mrs Weynberg brushes her hair daily to remove dirt and smells and rinses it with warm water every few months.

She has admitted: "It's very much against the way most people think."

[Full Bug]

What a pig, who would sleep with that?

[loss of fools]

yer i read that in the paper today. crazy.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Full Bug
What a pig, who would sleep with that?

Ed Van Halen.

DLR7884
Without a doubt.

[loss of fools]

or sammy but i think he prefures men

[VHdamaco]

goo!!

who forgot the leash and bone that goes with that package...

yikes, i'd know better even if i were drunk off my ass

[Mezro]

Can you imagine what the rest of her hair looks/smells like?

Mezro...fish in the sun/fish on the run/curly sweaty hair/no soap for down there...

[ALMOSTsaved]

Muff galore

[Mezro]

Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
Muff galore

Oily muff galore.

Mezro...more muff than a yak sports in the winter...

[DeadOrAlive]

fuckin nasty

[rustoffa]

These birkenstocking, granola-chomping hippies make me sick.

Tazer 'em, load a pressure washer up with animal-tested personal hygiene products, and blast away.

At gunpoint, force them to apply aluminum-based deodorant.

Clothing options?

Garage coveralls, sarongs, and combat boots.

Next thing you know....Nobel Peace Prize.

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by rustoffa
These birkenstocking, granola-chomping hippies make me sick.

LOL!:D
Yeah, what he said....:p

[academic punk]

Ain't all that different from rastas and their dreads.

not the best defense, but it's late, and my ride is here.

[ODShowtime]

I bet she just generally stinks

[Roguesgirl]

yeah, thats pretty gross

[GAR]

Originally posted by Full Bug
What a pig, who would sleep with that?

I would, if for the simple donation of some GAR™ Brand, Pure Protein Hair Treatment & Revitalizer©

[rucalobe]

I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10-foot pole. Could you imagine the rotten fish smell coming from that woman's genitals? OMG!!!!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by rucalobe
I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10-foot pole. Could you imagine the rotten fish smell coming from that woman's genitals? OMG!!!!

You'd be lucky to get a woman with a mind like that. ACtually you'd hardly have the ability.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
You'd be lucky to get a woman with a mind like that. Actually you'd hardly have the ability.

Well, at least there's a chance, which is more than you're apt to have :)

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Well, at least there's a chance, which is more than you're apt to have :)

Yea I'll be sleeping with my girlfriend tonight. ANd by Girlfriend I don't mean sock puppet with yellow yarn hair like it means for you.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Yea I'll be sleeping with my girlfriend tonight. ANd by Girlfriend I don't mean sock puppet with yellow yarn hair like it means for you.

I don't have a girlfriend, true. I married her.

Didn't you get the invite, buddy? Wonder how we missed ya...

[bueno bob]

Oh, that's right, we only invited straight people.

Well, not to worry; we'll branch out and invite the sexually ambigous for our next anneversary. I'll put your invite in the mail first.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Oh, that's right, we only invited straight people.

Well, not to worry; we'll branch out and invite the sexually ambigous for our next anneversary. I'll put your invite in the mail first.

Your still mad because I wouldn't fuck you and have your wife and by wife you mean Donkey with a Wig.