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ODShowtime
02-03-2005, 01:47 PM
Lethal Sherry Enema

2 hours, 56 minutes ago Oddly Enough - Reuters

HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday.

Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle.

"We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."

Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.

"I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," said Turner, who led the lengthy investigation in the case.

The woman admitted administering the enema, but denied causing her husband's death, the Chronicle said.

A dispatcher for the Lake Jackson police said only Turner could discuss the case, but he did not return phone calls from Reuters.

Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison.

Mrs. Warner surrendered to police on Monday and was released on $30,000 bail, the newspaper said.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050203/od_nm/odd_sherry_dc&e=3&ncid=757

Hey all you boozers out there: THIS is dedication! :D

JCOOK
02-03-2005, 02:33 PM
I wanna party with this chick!

ALinChainz
02-03-2005, 03:26 PM
Wonder how he asked her to do it.

"Hey, could you uh ... "

ODShowtime
02-03-2005, 03:29 PM
Well, for the future, it looks like one bottle will be sufficient. That second one was "overkill".

ALinChainz
02-03-2005, 03:37 PM
He could be heard mumbling ...

"Hey everyone, drinks are IN me ..."

JCOOK
02-03-2005, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
He could be heard mumbling ...

"Hey everyone, drinks are IN me ..."

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!:D

manwiththedogs
02-03-2005, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by ODShowtime
Lethal Sherry Enema


"We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."





Now thats fuckin funny:D

ODShowtime
02-03-2005, 05:52 PM
we could go all night...

Anonymous
02-06-2005, 08:13 PM
Shit, there are some sick people in this world...

academic punk
02-06-2005, 08:55 PM
May I just contribute..this is my favorite thread title EVER.

Panamark
02-07-2005, 08:19 AM
I didnt know you could get drunk from the inside of your ass ?
I though alcohol had to be absorebed by the stomach ?

You learn something everyday..

JCOOK
02-07-2005, 10:25 AM
I read an interview with a former assistant to Stevie Knicks that she used to take cocaine mixed with water enenmas before and during shows.the premiss being that coke up the poop shoot wouldn't mess with her vocal chords.

Anonymous
02-07-2005, 02:27 PM
How does that kind of ideas come to one's mind? I mean, if I want pleasure, it won't be up MY butt. :p

Cheers! :bottle: