Ball Ripped Off

[Figs]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=3&u=/nm/crime_britain_testicle_dc

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Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

1 hour, 1 minute ago Oddly Enough - Reuters



LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.



Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.


She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."


Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

[ODShowtime]

ah that's worse than the guy who chopped his. How exactly do you rip off a testicle? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Carmine]

WTF! Guess she REALLY wanted to get laid!

....ahhhh, that hurts just thinking about it!

[academic punk]

ANOTHER TESTICULAR DISASTER???

...is there anything in the Bible about this? ...maybe the apocolypse is on the way...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
ANOTHER TESTICULAR DISASTER???

...is there anything in the Bible about this? ...maybe the apocolypse is on the way...

Jesus lets hope not...it doesn't look good for the men!

[Nickdfresh]

Happy Valentines Day!

[Nickdfresh]

Note to self---Never refuse psychotic, soon-to-be ex-girlfriend goodbye sex!

[Carmine]

LOL Nick....I wish I could find the clip from Dumb and Dumber where Jim Carey does the karate fight against the cook, and pulls his heart out and hands it too him in a doggy bag.

[scottydabodi]

Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch??

[DeadOrAlive]

OWWWW OWWWWW dammit why did you have to post this figs?

[Panamark]

Man, she must have had sharp fucking nails !

Eyes watering..

[Panamark]

And after all that, she didnt swallow ?

[Last_Child]

Ouch!