Carmine
02-14-2005, 09:48 AM
I recieved this in an email joke today:
"Getting in touch with a Male perspective"
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I have never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
For example, one evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says " I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said "what , what was that?" She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I decided to take the next day off from work. We went out for a nice lunch, and then went shopping at big, big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different and expensive outfits. She could not decide which to get and I told her " we'll just buy them all!" She needed new shoes to compliment her outfits, so I told her to get a pair to match each outfit! We went on to the Jewelry department, where she picked out a pair of diamond earings.
Let me tell you, she was so excited, she must have thought I was just short of a shipwreck! I started to think she was testing me, cause she asked for a tennis bracelet, when she doesn't even play the game! I think I threw her for a loop when I said "that's fine Honey!" She was almost nearing satisfaction, I asked "Is that all dear?" Let's go to the cashier...
She put all of these items on the counter and I blurted out " Nahhh, I don't feel like it today! She, stunned says, "WHAT!"
I said "I just want you to hold these things for a while...your not in touch with my financial needs as a man for me too satisfy your shopping needs as a women!"
To which I added;"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not just for the things I buy you"
...And I guess, I won't be getting any tonight either....
"Getting in touch with a Male perspective"
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I have never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
For example, one evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says " I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said "what , what was that?" She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I decided to take the next day off from work. We went out for a nice lunch, and then went shopping at big, big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different and expensive outfits. She could not decide which to get and I told her " we'll just buy them all!" She needed new shoes to compliment her outfits, so I told her to get a pair to match each outfit! We went on to the Jewelry department, where she picked out a pair of diamond earings.
Let me tell you, she was so excited, she must have thought I was just short of a shipwreck! I started to think she was testing me, cause she asked for a tennis bracelet, when she doesn't even play the game! I think I threw her for a loop when I said "that's fine Honey!" She was almost nearing satisfaction, I asked "Is that all dear?" Let's go to the cashier...
She put all of these items on the counter and I blurted out " Nahhh, I don't feel like it today! She, stunned says, "WHAT!"
I said "I just want you to hold these things for a while...your not in touch with my financial needs as a man for me too satisfy your shopping needs as a women!"
To which I added;"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not just for the things I buy you"
...And I guess, I won't be getting any tonight either....