When are you going to die?

[Northern Girl]

http://www.deathclock.com/



I'm going to die on June 21, 2058.

Damn! I wasn't planning on living that long. I'm going to have to bump up the 401K. :D

Although, I COULD shave many years off by being pessimistic or gaining 50 pounds. :p

[Roth & Roll]

Well, I was diagnosed with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) a couple of days ago, so I know I have 5 years tops.

Guess I better start drinking and smoking hardcore again.
May as well go out with a bang. ;)

[MAX]

This thread is creepy.

Anyhoo.....

This is the day I'l be knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door:

Monday, December 11, 2056

G,

Where did you find this?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
Well, I was diagnosed with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) a couple of days ago, so I know I have 5 years tops.


Seriously?

Damn. Best wishes to you.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
This thread is creepy.

Anyhoo.....

This is the day I'l be knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door:

Monday, December 11, 2056

G,

Where did you find this?

I'm going to live longer than you? Must be because I'm female.

Tommy Lee mentioned it in his book, which I read on Saturday. Just a reminder not to waste a minute of your life, I guess.

[Anonymous]

Monday, August 11, 2064

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

December 2, 2035

No need to go Christmas shopping THAT year

[Roguesgirl]

I'm kicking off on Christmas Day!!! Thats not right..

Says here, I'll be 98 when I die.

[Anonymous]

Monday, August 11, 2064?????

I'm going to live 'till I'm 83 years old? But I wanna be a rockstar... :( You know, live fast die young...

Fuck, that's a helluva long time. Don't know if I'll make it.

Oh well, Cheers! :bottle:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I'm going to live longer than you? Must be because I'm female.

Tommy Lee mentioned it in his book, which I read on Saturday. Just a reminder not to waste a minute of your life, I guess.

Is the book any good? I received a Barnes and Noble giftcard for Christmas, still haven't used it and am ready for another book.

It's ironic that I'll "pass" on a Monday in December. The Broncos will probably lose a Monday Night Football game and I'll have a stroke. lol.

[Anonymous]

Hey people!!! If you don't like the date of your death, click the button again! A different number will come up, even if you input the same information. Don't wanna die so young? Click again, you'll live longer! :D

I got myself a new date: Wednesday, August 28, 2075

[Anonymous]

Fuck, that's even longer!!! Wait...

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
Is the book any good? I received a Barnes and Noble giftcard for Christmas, still haven't used it and am ready for another book.


I loved it. Very engaging. Read it in one day. Little bit of everything: rock and roll, sex, love, marriage, divorce, birth, death, porn stars, female ejaculation, incarceration, transition, inspiration. Any book that has an intro consisting of a man having a conversation with his erection can't be bad. :D

[Anonymous]

Shit, can't get a lower number than 64! I've even pulled up my BMI, and nothing... Friday, July 29, 2078

Right, I'm sticking with the first one then.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
Well, I was diagnosed with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) a couple of days ago, so I know I have 5 years tops.

Guess I better start drinking and smoking hardcore again.
May as well go out with a bang. ;)


You're kidding, right?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I loved it. Very engaging. Read it in one day. Little bit of everything: rock and roll, sex, love, marriage, divorce, birth, death, porn stars, female ejaculation, incarceration, transition, inspiration. Any book that has an intro consisting of a man having a conversation with his erection can't be bad. :D


Is it new and what's it called? I haven't read a music biography in a while and I've read a ton. I hear you with just plowing through it though. Heck, I read Paul McCartney's semi-autobiography (and authorized by Sir Paul) which is over six hundred pages in two days. Same with Keith Richards Authorized bio cept not nearly as long but a killer read if you like the Stones. I read it twice in one week. Also and honestly, I cannot even tell you how many friggin' times I've read "Crazy from the Heat?" LOL!!! I'd say at least a dozen.

I'd love to read what Tommy has to say. I loved the Crue and I bet there are many stellar stories, not to mention the Pamela stuff. lol.

[LoungeMachine]

Maxi...

Read " Papa John" by John Phillips

you wont be dissapointed

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Maxi...

Read " Papa John" by John Phillips

you wont be dissapointed

I'm not too big on The Mama's and the Papa's but if you say so I'll check it out. Regardless, I'll bet their drama pales in comparison to the Army's daily operettas. lol.


Does it cover Mama Cass choking on the sammich? Only kidding......

"All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray........"


Cheers!!!

:gulp:

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
Is it new and what's it called? I haven't read a music biography in a while and I've read a ton. I hear you with just plowing through it though. Heck, I read Paul McCartney's semi-autobiography (and authorized by Sir Paul) which is over six hundred pages in two days. Same with Keith Richards Authorized bio cept not nearly as long but a killer read if you like the Stones. I read it twice in one week. Also and honestly, I cannot even tell you how many friggin' times I've read "Crazy from the Heat?" LOL!!! I'd say at least a dozen.

I'd love to read what Tommy has to say. I loved the Crue and I bet there are many stellar stories, not to mention the Pamela stuff. lol.

It's called Tommyland. Only been out a couple months. Very well written too. I have to say I thought of you a lot when I was reading it. I'm not sure if it was what he was saying or how he said it. I'd be interested to hear what you think of it.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm not too big on The Mama's and the Papa's but if you say so I'll check it out. Regardless, I'll bet their drama pales in comparison to the Army's daily operettas. lol.


Does it cover Mama Cass choking on the sammich? Only kidding......

"All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray........"


Cheers!!!

:gulp:

He was best friends with Keith, Mick, and Bobby Kennedy,Jr, as well as a few Gettys

He had affairs with Mia Farrow while she was living w/ Sinatra, and Anita Pallenberg and had a foursome with Jane Fonda

He was suspected of killing Sharon Tate by Roman Polanski, and was supposed to be in the house that night

Seriously, it has very little to do w/ TMATP.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
It's called Tommyland. Only been out a couple months. Very well written too. I have to say I thought of you a lot when I was reading it. I'm not sure if it was what he was saying or how he said it. I'd be interested to hear what you think of it.

Now I'm definitely going to buy it tomorrow. Did Tommy write it?

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
He was best friends with Keith, Mick, and Bobby Kennedy,Jr, as well as a few Gettys

He had affairs with Mia Farrow while she was living w/ Sinatra, and Anita Pallenberg and had a foursome with Jane Fonda

He was suspected of killing Sharon Tate by Roman Polanski, and was supposed to be in the house that night

Seriously, it has very little to do w/ TMATP.


Damn, it sounds just like this place except with drugs. My giftcard is for a hundred bones. Cool, that makes TWO books I'm picking up tomorrow. Shit, this has turned from a death thread to a book club thread.

Lounge,

Read this KEITH RICHARDS The Biography By Victor Bockris. Fucking killer read and authorized by the Glimmer Twin himself. Fuck, talk about stories.....WOW!!!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
Now I'm definitely going to buy it tomorrow. Did Tommy write it?

Yeah, he wrote it. He had a co-writer that adds some facts and figures on the bottom of the pages; but you can tell it's all Tommy.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
Damn, it sounds just like this place except with drugs. My giftcard is for a hundred bones. Cool, that makes TWO books I'm picking up tomorrow. Shit, this has turned from a death thread to a book club thread.

Lounge,

Read this KEITH RICHARDS The Biography By Victor Bockris. Fucking killer read and authorized by the Glimmer Twin himself. Fuck, talk about stories.....WOW!!!

Cool, Maxi
I will.

It's GOT to be better than STONE ALONE by Bill Wyman:rolleyes:

fucking dork had to give his checkbook balance evry third page:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX


Shit, this has turned from a death thread to a book club thread.



The Lounge/Max Rock and Roll Book Club

New thread?

Of course it will require that you can READ, which will mean LouSER, Thudner, and katycunt wont post:D


Kind of like how Natra's DLR/COKE FIEND thread became a bar...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
Well, I was diagnosed with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) a couple of days ago, so I know I have 5 years tops.

Guess I better start drinking and smoking hardcore again.
May as well go out with a bang. ;)

Sorry to hear that. Turn up the CVH and don't look back.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Yeah, he wrote it. He had a co-writer that adds some facts and figures on the bottom of the pages; but you can tell it's all Tommy.

Sonds great. I've been dying (pardon the pun) for a decent read as of late. I kind of lost my fire after the election when I was reading nothing but political books that Lounge would hate. lol.

[academic punk]

Bockris' bio was NOT authorized by keith. You're thinking of the Stanley Booth book, "Keith". Bockris alos wrote one of the very best rock books ever, The True Story of the Rolling Stones, which only goes through the Altamont tour of 1969. The Bockris book is good, not great.

When am I going to die? I haven't taken the test but I figure it'll be about the time Elvis finds out I urinated on his Bible.

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Cool, Maxi
I will.

It's GOT to be better than STONE ALONE by Bill Wyman:rolleyes:

fucking dork had to give his checkbook balance evry third page:D

Never read Ol' Billy Boy's book. That's probably cos every interview I've ever read with him has been beyond boring. The "Snoozer" Stone, if you will? Fuck, at least Charlie has a dry English wit.

Yeah, we SHOULD start an Army book club for those of us that actually love to, can and actually read.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Sorry to hear that. Turn up the CVH and don't look back.

You should listen to Nick.....

He's pre-med:D

[academic punk]

Please Kill Me by Legs McNeil would be among my contributions rto the Army book shelf. An oral history of the punk movement.

The Dark Stuff by Nick Kent. A collectin of essays: brilliant.

Chuck Klosterman's "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" and "Fargo Rock City". some great commetns about Dave era VH!

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
I haven't taken the test but I figure it'll be about the time Elvis finds out I urinated on his Bible.

The Bible is a stellar read as well. I'm NOT going to Katydid your ass but you SHOULD at least READ it before you thrash.

[academic punk]

and yes the wyman book is a fucking snooze-fest. more effective than nyquil.

[academic punk]

I love the Bible. I'm serious. I read it regularly, sometimes even just for the flow of the language. Re: elvis bible, I fell asleep one night and had an accident. Hopefully, he'll be a good christian and forgive me.

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
I love the Bible. I'm serious. I read it regularly, sometimes even just for the flow of the language. Re: elvis bible, I fell asleep one night and had an accident. Hopefully, he'll be a good christian and forgive me.

Cool. :cool:

I just get pissed at people who diss it (obviously not yourself) yet know NOTHING about it's contents. A lot of good stuff in there. I read certain passages everyday.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Please Kill Me by Legs McNeil would be among my contributions rto the Army book shelf. An oral history of the punk movement.

The Dark Stuff by Nick Kent. A collectin of essays: brilliant.

Chuck Klosterman's "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" and "Fargo Rock City". some great commetns about Dave era VH!

A/P has just been named to the Editorial Staff

:cool:

[academic punk]

I actually just picked up a book by some rabbi that studies the 23rd psalm. it's actually pretty interesting. It sorta articulates things I've always realized about the psalm, but never really fully absorbed.

There's a new book called "God's Politics", written by some evangelical who I saw on meet the press that I'm curious to pick up. bu then again, i'm a little burnt on political books for a little while.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
A/P has just been named to the Editorial Staff

:cool:


Great, so long as I get someone to do spell check for me!

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
and yes the wyman book is a fucking snooze-fest. more effective than nyquil.

Man, there's a bit Dennis Leary did regarding Nyquill. It was soooo fucking funny.

And viola!!!! Thanks to the net and five seconds later here it is:

"I don't do illegal drugs anymore. Now I just do the legal drugs. Tonight I'm on NyQuil and Sudafed. Let me tell you something, folks. Forget about cocaine and heroine. All you need is NyQuil and Sudafed. I'm telling you right now, I took the NyQuil five years ago. I just came out of the coma tonight before the fucking show! Claus Vanbulo was standing over my bed going, "Denis, get up! There's something the matter with Sunny! Hurry up!" I love NyQuil. Man, I love it! I love it. I love it. I love it. It's the best thing shit ever invented. Isn't it, huh? I love the name alone. NyQuil - Capitol N, small Y, big fucking Q! I love that fucking Q, don't you!? What a great advertising idea! Put a huge fucking Q on the box. They'll get high and stare at it. "The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!"

I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It's never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. "we know that there's a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor." Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death fucking flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn't matter what it tastes like! It's so strong you go, "*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like.." Bang! Yer in the coma already! "What happened?" "He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelievable!" We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any fucking plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant fucking Q!

NyQuil is the secret for all you twelve step recovery program people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It's the thirteenth fucking step! You can drink it! It's over the counter! Drink as much as you want. "Are you drunk?" "No! I have a cold. Same cold I've had for two years. I just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry fucking Christmas!"

Funny fuckin' shit.

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You should listen to Nick.....

He's pre-med:D

Otter????

I KNEW I'd eventually catch that!!! I'm surprised it took me so long? I was a fratboy myself.

What else is funny is that flick was the first "R" rated flick I ever saw in the theater. My Dad took both myself and my older brother to see it cos my pop was a Sigma Chi. LOL.

I'm pre-law myself.

ANIMALS.......

LOL!!!!

;)

[LoungeMachine]

Animal House Trivia....

Who played the Bass Player for Otis Day & The Knights?

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Animal House Trivia....

Who played the Bass Player for Otis Day & The Knights?

Mike Anthony?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Mike Anthony?

I said Bass Player,

Not Loitering Tree Stump:D

[LoungeMachine]

It was Robert Cray

[academic punk]

Get out!!! really??

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Get out!!! really??

no shit.




What are you studying?

Primitive Cultures!

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
It was Robert Cray

No Shit?!?!?!?!

TOGA!!!!

TOGA!!!

TOGA!!!

I'm Douglas C. Neitermier........ lol.

PUT THEM ON DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Happy B-day A/P

34?

2 more years and you can legally date someone half your age...

[MAX]

Your Delta Tau Chi name is now "Pinto."

Why "Pinto?"

*BEER BELCH* "WHY NOT?!?!?!"

[LoungeMachine]

Get Neidermeyer on it.....he's a sneaky little shit

[academic punk]

She was going to make me a pot...

DO YOU MIND IF WE DANCE WITH YO DATES???

[academic punk]

Thanks, LM!

B-day is Friday (same as Yoko Ono!). i'll be 35. eek.

[MAX]

Remember when Otter got his ass kicked and he referred to the Omegas as "The rest of the Hitler Youth?"

Can I have ten thousand marbles please? :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
Thanks, LM!

B-day is Friday (same as Yoko Ono!). i'll be 35. eek.

We'll definitely throw you a B-Day Bash bro!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
She was going to make me a pot...



Fucking classic.

Fawn Leibowitz

of Emily Dickenson College for Women:D

died in a kiln explosion.....

classic a/p

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
We'll definitely throw you a B-Day Bash bro!!!

We should probably start by taking up a collection for Bail Money:D

[MAX]

*sitting here in my toga and pouring a jar of mustard on myself*

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Fucking classic.

Fawn Leibowitz

of Emily Dickenson College for Women:D

died in a kiln explosion.....

classic a/p

As they were walking home......

"I thought he was kind of cute?"

"EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"

[MAX]

See if you can guess what I am now?

I'm a zit!!! Get it?!?!?!?!

[LoungeMachine]

Jesus, what a classic flick. Every scene.

Get the Anniversary Edition DVD

A must have.

[MAX]

Will do and I'm not shitting about the Army book club. We should do it!!!

And without that *spitting* pledge pin!!! Do you understand!!! ;)

[LoungeMachine]

Fire that bad boy up, Max

Should probably start with your review of CFTH, considering where we are.

[Cathedral]

Roth & Roll, whether you like it or not i'm going to add you to my prayers. If you need a friend to talk to or if i can help out in any way, my door is open.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Roth & Roll, whether you like it or not i'm going to add you to my prayers. If you need a friend to talk to or if i can help out in any way, my door is open.

You're a good man, Cath.:cool:

[Cathedral]

Wednesday, March 9, 2033

Well, that's longer than i wanted to live, but i'll take the 29 additional years and deal with it. :(

I'm not going to be a very pleasant 70 year old.

[lms2]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Wednesday, March 9, 2033

Well, that's longer than i wanted to live, but i'll take the 29 additional years and deal with it. :(

I'm not going to be a very pleasant 70 year old.

The only thing you know is "hey, you never know".

[LoungeMachine]

One of my favorite quotes......

" Want to make God Laugh?......tell Him what you're doing Tomorrow"

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You're a good man, Cath.:cool:

No i'm not, and don't you go spreading those kinds of evil vicious rumors about me, I have a reputation to uphold here, lmmfao.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Wednesday, March 9, 2033

Well, that's longer than i wanted to live, but i'll take the 29 additional years and deal with it. :(

I'm not going to be a very pleasant 70 year old.

Of course not.

You'll be sitting in your rocker, whining about the Dems 28 year run in the White House, and complaining about how it's all Clinton's fault:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Cathedral
No i'm not, and don't you go spreading those kinds of evil vicious rumors about me, I have a reputation to uphold here, lmmfao.

No worries. I'm just another Liberal Wacko....no one believes a word I say anywhoo;)

[rustoffa]

2058?

That's some online nostradumbass crap.

Anyone read Atlas Shrugged?

Anarchy after leftism is good too.

You know, Flannery O'Connor was the master of southern gothic shit.

She became paralyzed slowly near where Joel Chandler Harris wrote all the Uncle Remus stuff.

Margaret Mitchell was quoted as saying that Joel Chandler Harris was the greatest writer she'd ever read.

Brer Rabbit ah say!

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by lms2
The only thing you know is "hey, you never know".

I'm ready to go whenever the heavenly father chooses to take me.
I just want to finish mending my fences first though, I have some outstanding conflicts to settle "IF THEY'LL LET ME!".

I tried to make peace with katydid, but she isn't interested in that.

[lms2]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
Well, I was diagnosed with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) a couple of days ago, so I know I have 5 years tops.

Guess I better start drinking and smoking hardcore again.
May as well go out with a bang. ;)

Thats rough... :(

Hope you make the most of every day you are given!

(and I will add you to my prayers too)

[LoungeMachine]

I want a hit of whatever shit russty is on.....

[lms2]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I'm ready to go whenever the heavenly father chooses to take me.
I just want to finish mending my fences first though, I have some outstanding conflicts to settle "IF THEY'LL LET ME!".

I tried to make peace with katydid, but she isn't interested in that.

Katy has gotten quite mad at me a few times, and then later explained why she misreads so much of what I say by saying that it is hard to accept an olive branch when 99 % of the people on the site are hitting you over the head with one!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I want a hit of whatever shit russty is on.....

Lounge, bro,

It's actual, everything is satisfactual.

The names are free for the googling.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
No worries. I'm just another Liberal Wacko....no one believes a word I say anywhoo;)

I do, in fact i respect your opinions and think your a steller dude. :)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Lounge, bro,

It's actual, everything is satisfactual.

The names are free for the googling.

Oh, I was right there with ya......:D

It was the stream that was so without seam:cool:

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by lms2
Katy has gotten quite mad at me a few times, and then later explained why she misreads so much of what I say by saying that it is hard to accept an olive branch when 99 % of the people on the site are hitting you over the head with one!

Well, in the beginning i was mean to her for no apparent reason, and i wanted to fix that if i could.

All you can do is try, right?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I do, in fact i respect your opinions and think your a steller dude. :)

:)

[lms2]

Thats a fact. Your conscience should be clear. :D

I haven't been to find out what day I am dying. Don't think I will go either. Someone told me once when I was little bitty thing

"Learn as if you were to live forever, live as if you were to die tomorrow."

I think thats still good advice.

I know its rough when you, or someone you love, is handed a death sentence... but death is the only sure thing in life. But life isn't about death, its about living.

It is hard to watch someone suffer. My grandpa died of Huntingtons disease...(kind of comparable to Lou Gherig's disease), but harder than watching him die, was watching my grandma watch him die...

Well, anyway, didn't mean to turn morbid... I think what I meant to say was

"heres to life... so precious and few are those moments... and all that jazz"

cheers

:bottle:

[Roth & Roll]

I don't want anyone's sympathy although the prayers sure can't hurt. :D

There were never any guarantees given to anyone in life. I'm blessed to say that I've never in my life taken a day for granted; therefore my attitude remains the same. I'm actually dealing with this pretty good. I'm still in great physical shape, I'm in my 30's and I'm ready to kick the shit out of this thing for as long as it takes.

Things could be worse; I could have been a tsunami victim.
Like I said, there are no guarantees in life. I stand to outlive all future accidental fatalities in cars, trains, and airplanes for at least 4-6 years.

Besides, my predicted date was June 7, 2024 so who knows?

If you really want to make a difference go here :
http://www.lougehrig.com/about/als_donations.htm

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by lms2
Thats a fact. Your conscience should be clear. :D

I haven't been to find out what day I am dying. Don't think I will go either. Someone told me once when I was little bitty thing

"Learn as if you were to live forever, live as if you were to die tomorrow."

I think thats still good advice.

I know its rough when you, or someone you love, is handed a death sentence... but death is the only sure thing in life. But life isn't about death, its about living.

It is hard to watch someone suffer. My grandpa died of Huntingtons disease...(kind of comparable to Lou Gherig's disease), but harder than watching him die, was watching my grandma watch him die...

Well, anyway, didn't mean to turn morbid... I think what I meant to say was

"heres to life... so precious and few are those moments... and all that jazz"

cheers

:bottle:

Amen to that, sweetie..
And yes, here's to life and love and eternal happiness!

Cheers

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
I don't want anyone's sympathy although the prayers sure can't hurt. :D

There were never any guarantees given to anyone in life. I'm blessed to say that I've never in my life taken a day for granted; therefore my attitude remains the same. I'm actually dealing with this pretty good. I'm still in great physical shape, I'm in my 30's and I'm ready to kick the shit out of this thing for as long as it takes.

Things could be worse; I could have been a tsunami victim.
Like I said, there are no guarantees in life. I stand to outlive all future accidental fatalities in cars, trains, and airplanes for at least 4-6 years.

Besides, my predicted date was June 7, 2024 so who knows?

If you really want to make a difference go here :
http://www.lougehrig.com/about/als_donations.htm

Good, cause you'll get no sympathy or pity from me, just a friend that has compassion for my fellow man.

I have been through very hard times and had nobody to talk to that i didn't have to pay and that sucked.
I was just offering you some support if you should ever need it.

If i offended you, you have my apologies.

[Ozzy Fudd]

sept 20 2029 ot says,But i'm thinking more like a heart attack when i hit 50

[Roth & Roll]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I was just offering you some support if you should ever need it.

If i offended you, you have my apologies.

Thanks, and you definately did not offend me. I appreciate your offer of support. :cool:

It's the quality of life, not the quantity.

Roth on.

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Fire that bad boy up, Max

Should probably start with your review of CFTH, considering where we are.

Eastbound and down, rollin' up and truckin'.................

We'll do what they say can't be done. lol. (Sorry "Smokey and the Bandit" is on TBS as I type this.)

Before I fire it up, I'll rap it out with a few of you cos I've never *chuckling* been in a friggin' book club before. LOL!!!

Hey Lounge,

Don't we need members as well?

[MAX]

Yo Cat......

Blood Brothers for friggin' life man and I MEANT it!!!

ANYTHING??!!?!?!?!!

Give me a shout!!!!

[Matt White]

Sunday, January 19, 2059.........

Wow! If I didn't smoke, I'd live to be 120!!! HAHAHA!!!

"But for the grace of God....."

Anybody could/can go at any minute. When your number is up, it's time to leave.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
I don't want anyone's sympathy although the prayers sure can't hurt. :D
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I'll say a prayer for ya tonight!:D

Keep up the positive attitude. The "professionals' have been wrong before. God Bless & stay strong.

[MAX]

Congrats Mattaeo!!!

Fuckin' toss me a Marlboro and a shot of Jack. Heck, I might live longer? You can hit the gym and eat all of this shitty fruit!!! LOL!!!

Then again, who wants those years where your kids are wiping your ass? Fuck it, I'll go sooner!!! :D

[Matt White]

Roth on Maximilian!

One secret to a long life....Get some sleep!:)

[MAX]

Sleep rules Mattaeo but I'm currently enthralled with "Smokey and the Bandit" on low volume of course. ;) Poppin' in here everytime I have to piss. LOL!!!

Duder, we ought to start a nap thread!!!

Eastbound and down......

[MAX]

Hey DJ..............

Oh my,

Starry eyed-surprise!!!

Nite all!!!

Eastbound and down on AMC not TBS!!!

Late!!!

:gulp:

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I have been through very hard times and had nobody to talk to that i didn't have to pay and that sucked.

I was just offering you some support if you should ever need it.


And I'd like to make that offer to YOU, and it won't cost you a cent. :)

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey DJ..............

Oh my,

Starry eyed-surprise!!!

Nite all!!!

Eastbound and down on AMC not TBS!!!

Late!!!

:gulp:

I saw that flick on AMC about a month ago and the editing just depressed me.
So last week i bought the DVD and saw it un-cut for the first time in 15 years...You Sum Bitch!

"Oh, well, I thank you there Mr. Bandit, and let me just say that as a persuer you are the God-Damndest persuee, I ever persued...Now where are you, you Sum Bitch?"

One of my all-time fav flicks, being as i am the son of a career trucker of 32 years (i'm 39 in May), and my insatiable love for the 2nd generation Trans-Am.
The sequels sucked......

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
And I'd like to make that offer to YOU, and it won't cost you a cent. :)

That is very sweet of you, NG.
I appreciate the offer and will take you up on that when the need arises. :)

[academic punk]

Cath -

I was reading a study of the 23rd psalm today, and it reminded me of you.

The rabbi who wrote this study was talking about "walking through the valley of the shadow of death" section, and how it reminded him how one of the members of his congregation had a tragedy befall his wife.

His life completely changed, and suddenly found himself as no longer a partner to someone, but a caretaker. BUt never once in all of thier (frequent) talks together, did he ever complain and talk of his burden.

Instead, he focused on his sympathy for her pain, and moving forward.

Anyho, it reminded me of you. Whether you like it or not, you're a good guy. and to hell with ya if ya don't like it! I'll pick up the book when I get home and write down the section if you like...

the book is called, aopropraoitely, The Lord is My Shephard.

Okay, y'all, tomorrow's the b-day...you've got the strippers set and ready to go?

[Carmine]

Tuesday November 18th, 2039

I'll be 68....

[Figs]

February 18, 2005,

I'll be 40.

[Carmine]

ok. "If I die tomorrow" by Crue is on the radio right now...

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!

[academic punk]

but that's...TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMOTTOW TOMORROW


(i'm trying to sound liek John Paul Jones in The song remians the same)

[aesop]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
http://www.deathclock.com/



I'm going to die on June 21, 2058.

Damn! I wasn't planning on living that long. I'm going to have to bump up the 401K. :D

Although, I COULD shave many years off by being pessimistic or gaining 50 pounds. :p

Doesn't sound like a solid plan to me. If your gonna go early, there are many many better ways to do it...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
Well, I was diagnosed with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) a couple of days ago, so I know I have 5 years tops.

Guess I better start drinking and smoking hardcore again.
May as well go out with a bang. ;)


Man,

I'm so sorry to hear this. I missed it last night cos I was too busy talking about books. Anyway, both my deepest thoughts and prayers go out to you.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by MAX
Man,

I'm so sorry to hear this. I missed it last night cos I was too busy talking about books. Anyway, both my deepest thoughts and prayers go out to you.

I'll second that R-n-R....my thoughts and prayers as well....

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by academic punk
Cath -

I was reading a study of the 23rd psalm today, and it reminded me of you.

The rabbi who wrote this study was talking about "walking through the valley of the shadow of death" section, and how it reminded him how one of the members of his congregation had a tragedy befall his wife.

His life completely changed, and suddenly found himself as no longer a partner to someone, but a caretaker. BUt never once in all of thier (frequent) talks together, did he ever complain and talk of his burden.

Instead, he focused on his sympathy for her pain, and moving forward.

Anyho, it reminded me of you. Whether you like it or not, you're a good guy. and to hell with ya if ya don't like it! I'll pick up the book when I get home and write down the section if you like...

the book is called, aopropraoitely, The Lord is My Shephard.

Okay, y'all, tomorrow's the b-day...you've got the strippers set and ready to go?

LOL, ok, ok, ok i'm a good guy i believe you.

I would be interested in reading that if it isn't too much trouble.
or can i find it in a book store?

Oh, and :birthday:

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
LOL, ok, ok, ok i'm a good guy i believe you.

I would be interested in reading that if it isn't too much trouble.
or can i find it in a book store?

Oh, and :birthday:


Indeed you can:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1400040566/ref=ase_wburorg-20/102-1353329-3956965?v=glance&s=books

another good one is...oh...er....chondra. some buddhist nun, if i rememeber correctly..the title was...er...when hard things happen to good people...? that's not quite right...

thanks for the birthday wishes!

[Ally_Kat]

Sunday, March 10, 2058

Ah, yeah, 74. Sounds about right for my dad's side. My mother's side lives forever and ever though. Prob cuz they're evil :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
Well, I was diagnosed with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) a couple of days ago, so I know I have 5 years tops.

Guess I better start drinking and smoking hardcore again.
May as well go out with a bang. ;)

Wow, dude. Holy shit.:(

Hang in there, bro. You never know. I'm thinking of you, my friend.

[Carmine]

Thoughts and prayers to R and R....also to Cathedral's wife....

I'll light candles for both of you Sunday at church.

Hang in there guys!! All my best, Ragu~

[fe_lung]

Aug 11, 2018!

Fantastic, I won't have to worry no matter how much Social Security gets screwed up!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Why would I want to know? I will let GOD tell me when it's my time.
RnR~ Ya know I love you! Just thought I'd tell ya again here!