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  • Northern Girl
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3956

    When are you going to die?

    Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...




    I'm going to die on June 21, 2058.

    Damn! I wasn't planning on living that long. I'm going to have to bump up the 401K.

    Although, I COULD shave many years off by being pessimistic or gaining 50 pounds. :p
    Same ole song and dance...
  • Roth & Roll
    Foot Soldier
    • Feb 2004
    • 715

    #2
    Well, I was diagnosed with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) a couple of days ago, so I know I have 5 years tops.

    Guess I better start drinking and smoking hardcore again.
    May as well go out with a bang.
    http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/...oker-small.jpg

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    • MAX
      Rotharmy Gladiator

      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12975

      #3
      This thread is creepy.

      Anyhoo.....

      This is the day I'l be knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door:

      Monday, December 11, 2056

      G,

      Where did you find this?
      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32555

        #4
        Originally posted by Roth & Roll
        Well, I was diagnosed with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) a couple of days ago, so I know I have 5 years tops.
        Seriously?

        Damn. Best wishes to you.
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • Northern Girl
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 3956

          #5
          Originally posted by MAX
          This thread is creepy.

          Anyhoo.....

          This is the day I'l be knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door:

          Monday, December 11, 2056

          G,

          Where did you find this?
          I'm going to live longer than you? Must be because I'm female.

          Tommy Lee mentioned it in his book, which I read on Saturday. Just a reminder not to waste a minute of your life, I guess.
          Same ole song and dance...

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          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12710

            #6
            Monday, August 11, 2064

            Cheers! :bottle:

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32555

              #7
              December 2, 2035

              No need to go Christmas shopping THAT year
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • Roguesgirl
                Veteran
                • Jan 2005
                • 1702

                #8
                I'm kicking off on Christmas Day!!! Thats not right..

                Says here, I'll be 98 when I die.
                TLC
                You KNOW I got the blues.
                Can you dig it?
                Welcome to Massachusetts. Now get the FUCK out of my way!

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                • Anonymous
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 12710

                  #9
                  Monday, August 11, 2064?????

                  I'm going to live 'till I'm 83 years old? But I wanna be a rockstar... You know, live fast die young...

                  Fuck, that's a helluva long time. Don't know if I'll make it.

                  Oh well, Cheers! :bottle:

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                  • MAX
                    Rotharmy Gladiator

                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 12975

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Northern Girl
                    I'm going to live longer than you? Must be because I'm female.

                    Tommy Lee mentioned it in his book, which I read on Saturday. Just a reminder not to waste a minute of your life, I guess.
                    Is the book any good? I received a Barnes and Noble giftcard for Christmas, still haven't used it and am ready for another book.

                    It's ironic that I'll "pass" on a Monday in December. The Broncos will probably lose a Monday Night Football game and I'll have a stroke. lol.
                    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                    • Anonymous
                      Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 12710

                      #11
                      Hey people!!! If you don't like the date of your death, click the button again! A different number will come up, even if you input the same information. Don't wanna die so young? Click again, you'll live longer!

                      I got myself a new date: Wednesday, August 28, 2075

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                      • Anonymous
                        Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 12710

                        #12
                        Fuck, that's even longer!!! Wait...

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                        • Northern Girl
                          Full Member Status

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3956

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MAX
                          Is the book any good? I received a Barnes and Noble giftcard for Christmas, still haven't used it and am ready for another book.
                          I loved it. Very engaging. Read it in one day. Little bit of everything: rock and roll, sex, love, marriage, divorce, birth, death, porn stars, female ejaculation, incarceration, transition, inspiration. Any book that has an intro consisting of a man having a conversation with his erection can't be bad.
                          Same ole song and dance...

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                          • Anonymous
                            Banned
                            • May 2004
                            • 12710

                            #14
                            Shit, can't get a lower number than 64! I've even pulled up my BMI, and nothing... Friday, July 29, 2078

                            Right, I'm sticking with the first one then.

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                            • Anonymous
                              Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 12710

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Roth & Roll
                              Well, I was diagnosed with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) a couple of days ago, so I know I have 5 years tops.

                              Guess I better start drinking and smoking hardcore again.
                              May as well go out with a bang.

                              You're kidding, right?

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