Roth Women: A Question About Masterbating

[Warham]

Women of the Roth Army...

Inspired by a recent comment I read here and some stuff I heard on the news, I have a question for you all.

When you masterbate with your fingers, vibrator, dildos, cucumbers, whatever, what exactly crosses your mind when you feel that intense pleasure? See, us cavemen have that forum up above with the pictures of all those hot women celebrities and porn stars, plus we visit tons of free internet sites with lots of downloadable movies, but I have a hard time seeing a women masterbating to a pic of Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.

Do you gals actually think of your husbands, boyfriends or celebrities giving you the pleasure with their 3rd leg, or do you think of more sensual generic things like being on a deserted island beach with the wake crashing over your body? Or perhaps you think of nothing?

Inquiring minds want to know...like me.

[Carmine]

This is the greatest thread in history......

[aesop]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
This is the greatest thread in history......

LOL...Carmine...I knew you'd be the first response!!!

But I agree...it does have that 'classic thread' potential, doesn't it?

[Jesterstar]

Time and Time again people ask this question and the answer is always the same...............They think of JESTERSTAR.

I'm Glad I could help.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
LOL...Carmine...I knew you'd be the first response!!!

But I agree...it does have that 'classic thread' potential, doesn't it?



LMAO....indeed it does Sop....cept for only us guys are reading here.

C"MON LADIES....

[Carmine]

This thread should get a sticky!

and I don't mean from Ally.....

[lms2]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Time and Time again people ask this question and the answer is always the same...............They think of JESTERSTAR.

I'm Glad I could help.

I can honestly say I have never thought of Jesterstar while pleasuring myself... :rolleyes:

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by lms2
I can honestly say I have never thought of Jesterstar while pleasuring myself... :rolleyes:

Well then I can honestly say that your filling this forum with LIES!!!!!!!!

It's encoded in your DNA. There is no shame.

[lms2]

Maybe a pic would help?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar


It's encoded in your DNA. There is no shame.

thats pretty good Jester....:)

[Jesterstar]

Ask Flappo he's got one. There is one of me in that Picture of the guys thread...............WITH MY GUITAR.

But I digress.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
thats pretty good Jester....:)

Hey I was seated at the right hand of the lord. Just before he went to rest on the seventh day I was.........."Yo God Encode this shit into those bitches DNA" and then God was like "WORD" then I was "Yo I don't remember it being a question."

Hence my face when all women orgazm. That's a totally true story by the way.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Hey I was seated at the right hand of the lord. Just before he went to rest on the seventh day I was.........."Yo God Encode this shit into those bitches DNA" and then God was like "WORD" then I was "Yo I don't remember it being a question."

Hence my face when all women orgazm. That's a totally true story by the way.

That's even better...."God was like WORD"...hahahahhahaaa

[DLR7884]

This thread will end up being 752 pages long.

DLR7884
At a minimum...

[Jesterstar]

In all seriousness. Ancient Cultures beleived that the Orgazm was the way and path to god and was taken very seriously. i don't know all the details but alot of secret socioties today perform rituals based around sex and the orgazm. In fact probably more men would be tuned into it if we had our Foreskins. We lose alot of sensation because of the lack of foreskin. But women in our culture if they are able to acheive orgazm to the fullest. There is a moment when the mind goes blank that is soppose to be the moment when you feel god. Sex is a very spiritual thing. Our culture just fucked it all up with all the opression about it from the bible.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DLR7884
This thread will end up being 752 pages long.

DLR7884
At a minimum...

LMAO...

Ragu:
still LMAO!!!
:D

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
This thread will end up being 752 pages long.

DLR7884
At a minimum...

The best part is after 752 pages the women will provide no answers and the men will still be totallly clueless. But they will talk a big game. I'm looking at you Big Twubbles.

[Rikks Fav Tang]

I'll post my thoughts on the matter later tonight...

:tits: :sex: :tits:

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Rikks Fav Tang
I'll post my thoughts on the matter later tonight...

:tits: :sex: :tits:

Women don't have thoughts..............They have emotions.



God Damn where do I come up with this shit.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Women don't have thoughts..............They have emotions.



God Damn where do I come up with this shit.

In my experience that is the damn truth, but there are exceptions.

I have been told that pictures don't do much for a woman, they lay back, close their eyes and construct a mental fantasy of their dream lover doing the nasty to them.

I need pics, some lube, and 10 minutes. :)

5 minutes or less if it's a video, lol.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Cathedral
In my experience that is the damn truth, but there are exceptions.

I have been told that pictures don't do much for a woman, they lay back, close their eyes and construct a mental fantasy of their dream lover doing the nasty to them.

I need pics, some lube, and 10 minutes. :)

5 minutes or less if it's a video, lol.

My Girlfreind loves stories. I don't get it. One night I asked her if she wanted to try something differant. She wanted to read stories. It was so fucking boring. She read them and she was getting turned on. I was like can you grab my cock or something...........Actually no but that is what I was thinking. She loves that shit though.

[DLR7884]

Thread stats:

20 total replies
3 from women (2 from one woman).

DLR7884
C'mon ladies, share.

[Jesterstar]

THe one woman replied to me also. Which reenforces what I originally said. WOMEN FUCKING LOVE JESTERSTAR

[Warham]

I want to hear from women...that's who the question is directed to.

If you want to discuss your ugly mug, do so in another thread. I don't want the women getting turned off before they even post.

[katie]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Thread stats:

20 total replies
3 from women (2 from one woman).

DLR7884
C'mon ladies, share.

So what do you think about when you are being butt fucked DLR7884!

[Ms. Conduct]

What do I think about? A three way, me with Collin Farrell and Mel Gibson. The attention of these two beautiful men soley on me and my sexual pleasures. Women can be visual as well. Show me a pic of Mel or Collins ass and I am good to go! *DROOL*

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Hey I was seated at the right hand of the lord. Just before he went to rest on the seventh day I was.........."Yo God Encode this shit into those bitches DNA" and then God was like "WORD" then I was "Yo I don't remember it being a question."

Hence my face when all women orgazm. That's a totally true story by the way.

Holy crap!!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
There is a moment when the mind goes blank that is soppose to be the moment when you........

Ask her what her name is again????:D

[wrigleyvillbabe]

Stories are always nice...men use visuals, women use their imaginations...
Speaking of stories, my Penthouse Letters volume IV is callin' my name!

[MAX]

Too weird.

I've helped certain women masterbate as they have myself. Tis all cool. I dunno? I like wankin' myself cos I have the pattern down. I'm positive women feel the same way. Any sex is both healthy and good. I like giving the ladies oral pleasure. It's funny cos I didn't enjoy it myself for years. However, once you get it down you feel like Santa Claus. LOL!!! I'm serious. I love the satisfaction of pleasuring a woman. I dunno? The smiles, the sweat, the kissing, the cum and the convo? Sorry to be so graphic but once again, sex is heathy and good.

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I need pics, some lube, and 10 minutes. :)

5 minutes or less if it's a video, lol.

damn, i must be a freak then. less than a minute if its a pic and less than 30 seconds if its a vid...

i wonder whats wrong with me?

my girl has said that pics and the like don't do it for her, she said she only thinks of me (which i don't believe for one second). so i'm guessing it's really hot guys that either a) girls are with or 2) girls want to be with.

other than that i have no fucking clue...

[VHdamaco]

really ladies...

we're all curious, what goes on in your minds when you're doing this action?

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/m5.jpg

i know that i may have someone to go to for answers, but i want a second or third opinion

[MAX]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
really ladies...

we're all curious, what goes on in your minds when you're doing this action?

ANSWER:

They are usually thinking of me. :D

NEXT!!!

[MAX]

Damn, I love the boobs in that pic and what my tongue could do. :)

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
What do I think about? A three way, me with Collin Farrell and Mel Gibson. The attention of these two beautiful men soley on me and my sexual pleasures. Women can be visual as well. Show me a pic of Mel or Collins ass and I am good to go! *DROOL*

Ya know, I have to say it cause i can't NOT say it.

YOU are a very beautiful woman and i absolutely love your hair in that avatar pic.

What color are your eyes?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Ya know, I have to say it cause i can't NOT say it.

YOU are a very beautiful woman and i absolutely love your hair in that avatar pic.

What color are your eyes?


Cat,

You are a demon cos she is the hottest chick on this board!!!

[MAX]

Speaking of "hot chicks" an ode to you people who chased off LT when she had NOTHING to do with ANY of the soap opera.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by MAX
Cat,

You are a demon cos she is the hottest chick on this board!!!

That's a bold statement there, Max.

The look definately turned my head.
I can see some attitude in the pose, and attitude is very very good.
Shows strength and confidence.

[MAX]

Cat,

My sexual prowess is at an all-time high. I'm a tigaaa.....

Me and the woman, well... We fooked goody after a loooong, loooooong time. ;)

We both sweatied and stained El Beddy!!! LMAO!!!

I'll sleep in the love-juice.

Nighty!!!!!

[Jamocha Joe]

Originally posted by MAX
I'll sleep in the love-juice.

Nooooooo! That action violates the man code.
Chapter 12 Section 19-5(a)(1) "The wet spot is reserved for the woman."
Don't make me report you.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Jamocha Joe
Nooooooo! That action violates the man code.
Chapter 12 Section 19-5(a)(1) "The wet spot is reserved for the woman."
Don't make me report you.

LMAO!!

Good one Joe!:smoke:

[aesop]

Originally posted by MAX
Speaking of "hot chicks" an ode to you people who chased off LT when she had NOTHING to do with ANY of the soap opera.

What happened with LT, Max? I had a few convo's with her and found her to be refreshingly honest and real. Is she history??

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
What happened with LT, Max? I had a few convo's with her and found her to be refreshingly honest and real. Is she history??

Same here...whats the deal Max???

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by katie
So what do you think about when you are being butt fucked DLR7884!

SSMC.

Remember what that means?

DLR&884
You are a stank, worthless cunt.

[katie]

Originally posted by DLR7884
SSMC.

Remember what that means?

DLR&884
You are a stank, worthless cunt.


Ha Ha! You are finally lost for words.

Go fuck yourself you fucking queer!

[aesop]

Do we have to do this in a masterbation thread??!??!??!

It's kinda like some loser door-to-door salesman knocking on your door while you are in the middle of being all you can be....

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by aesop
Do we have to do this in a masterbation thread??!??!??!

It's kinda like some loser door-to-door salesman knocking on your door while you are in the middle of being all you can be....

She's the only following me around.

Look at the last 15 or so posts she has made...they all are responses to me.

She wants the cock, but she can't have it.

She smells really bad and it's too big for her.

DLR7884
I will ALWAYS get the last word.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
Do we have to do this in a masterbation thread??!??!??!


I'm with Sop on this one you two....just get a room and have at it!

:D

[Northern Girl]

I've seen LT around. She was here a couple days ago. No one scared her off. She never was a big poster.


I see no one is stepping up here; so I guess I will have to compose a little something and get back to you. I'm not surprised. 95% of women do not talk about this.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I've seen LT around. She was here a couple days ago. No one scared her off. She never was a big poster.


I see no one is stepping up here; so I guess I will have to compose a little something and get back to you. I'm not surprised. 95% of women do not talk about this.

WOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'll be waiting! Ng's lunch break posts today, about 12:30 boys!!!

:p

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by lms2
Maybe a pic would help?

Ask and ye shall receive, one of me darlin'! :D

[Carmine]

IT'S CROWBRAD!!!

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Ya know, I have to say it cause i can't NOT say it.

YOU are a very beautiful woman and i absolutely love your hair in that avatar pic.

What color are your eyes?

Cat that avatar pic appears to be Sandra Bullock...

[aesop]

What's she doing these days?? God I miss her!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Same here...whats the deal Max???

I'm sorry, that came out wrong when I typed it. I was just referring to the theme of this thread and how all of us dudes drool all over LT everytime she's online. It was meant to be sarcastic but it totally came out incorrectly in type. :( My bad.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I see no one is stepping up here; so I guess I will have to compose a little something and get back to you. I'm not surprised. 95% of women do not talk about this.


I'm counting the minutes woman....... :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm sorry, that came out wrong when I typed it. I was just referring to the theme of this thread and how all of us dudes drool all over LT everytime she's online. It was meant to be sarcastic but it totally came out incorrectly in type. :( My bad.

Cool....and you hit the nail on the head with the drool thing!:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Cool....and you hit the nail on the head with the drool thing!:D

I really need to watch how I type stuff cos I'm usually just being full of it and ultra sarcastic. Anyway, I'm glad you get it now. :)

Yeah, both she and NG are fun to flirt with. Two totally killer ladies.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by MAX


Yeah, both she and NG are fun to flirt with. Two totally killer ladies.

absolutley!!! and Very good looking too, if you don't mind me sayin' Ladies....:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
absolutley!!! and Very good looking too, if you don't mind me sayin' Ladies....:D


I'll second that. :D

[MAX]

Damn Carmine,

You and I are such male ho's. lol.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by MAX
Damn Carmine,

You and I are such male ho's. lol.

...Ain't it Cool!!!! :cool:

[Carmine]

and BTW...NG....your lunch time has passed....wheres the goods Sweetheart???

[MAX]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
...Ain't it Cool!!!! :cool:


Gotta love it and yeah, NG........... We're all anxiously waiting?????

[Carmine]

Originally posted by MAX
Gotta love it and yeah, NG........... We're all anxiously waiting?????

...more like "squirming" in my chair...actually! ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
...more like "squirming" in my chair...actually! ;)

Hee hee!!!

[aesop]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
...more like "squirming" in my chair...actually! ;)

Don't blow your load before she even posts here, brother! :smoke2:

[Carmine]

In the "what are you doing for Valentines" thread...WB said she planned to spend a nice evening with her hand and/or purchase a new vibrator. I suggested listening to Girl Gone Bad,and trying to keep pace with Alex while she did this. So, WB....how did it go?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
Don't blow your load before she even posts here, brother! :smoke2:

NEVER FEAR....RAGU HAS PLENTY!!!!:D

[Ms. Conduct]

Originally posted by Northern Girl


I see no one is stepping up here; so I guess I will have to compose a little something and get back to you. I'm not surprised. 95% of women do not talk about this.

Well I must be in the other 5% because I "STEPPED UP TO THE PLATE"
on the first page. But go on ya, show us lightweights how it's done.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Well I must be in the other 5% because I "STEPPED UP TO THE PLATE"
on the first page.

and some of "US" have yet to recover. The players were different, of course, but the general idea and the threesome worked for me!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Well I must be in the other 5% because I "STEPPED UP TO THE PLATE"
on the first page. But go on ya, show us lightweights how it's done.


Tell us more!!! ;)

[Ms. Conduct]

Oh I forgot, my eyes are green, one of the 7 shades of Ireland.

[MAX]

Green eyes are sexy.

[aesop]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Oh I forgot, my eyes are green, one of the 7 shades of Ireland.

God bless the Irish...

Reminds me of another Irish woman who I haven't spoken with in a while...But I digress...

[aesop]

Well, 24 hours and 76 posts later, and we still know no more than we did when this all started :(

[julia]

i love the irish

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
Reminds me of another Irish woman who I haven't spoken with in a while...But I digress...

:D

[Ms. Conduct]

How about you and Max come over and we "CONDUCT" a hands on reinactment?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
How about you and Max come over and we "CONDUCT" a hands on reinactment?

I was thinking of someone else other than Max( no offense)....sounds Fa....I mean great!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
How about you and Max come over and we "CONDUCT" a hands on reinactment?


I'd be better playing "one on one" with you.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by MAX
I'd be better playing "one on one" with you.

hey! At least I said "no offense" ya tart! :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
hey! At least I said "no offense" ya tart! :D

Sorry and no offense. lol. :)

[Jesterstar]

Carmine and Max why don't you just gay cyber already...........


Me and Flappo did and it got rid of some of the tension that we felt. It's the UNSPEAKABLE VICE OF THE GREEKS!!!!!!!!!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Carmine and Max why don't you just gay cyber already...........


Me and Flappo did and it got rid of some of the tension that we felt. It's the UNSPEAKABLE VICE OF THE GREEKS!!!!!!!!!

then go watch Caligula...:D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by MAX
Sorry and no offense. lol. :)


:cool:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Carmine and Max why don't you just gay cyber already...........


No, how about you and I "gay cyber" sweet stuff?

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Carmine and Max why don't you just gay cyber already...........


Me and Flappo did and it got rid of some of the tension that we felt. It's the UNSPEAKABLE VICE OF THE GREEKS!!!!!!!!!


Looks like Jerkyspunk is trying to get in on someone elses "props". LOL What a fuckin' idiot. :fu:

owned. :D Yay, I own Weapon X. Im gonna add that to my collection of other weapons. That's weapon r, t, z, w and now x! The complete set! Whoohoo!

:stupid:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by MAX
No, how about you and I "gay cyber" sweet stuff?

WTF!!!!

you really are a TART! A POP-TART!

lol :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
WTF!!!!

you really are a TART! A POP-TART!

lol :D


See? Sarcasm at it's best. :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by MAX
See? Sarcasm at it's best. :D

...somethin'....lol

[Ms. Conduct]

Ok Carmie, you want a YOU me and Caroline Corr?
http://www.thecorrswebsite.com/rollover/bandcrpg/carln_r1_c1.jpg

;) I need to find a better pic.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Ok Carmie, you want a YOU me and Caroline Corr?
http://www.thecorrswebsite.com/rollover/bandcrpg/carln_r1_c1.jpg

;) I need to find a better pic.

YOU, ME and someone else ....she'd work though too....;)

whats most important here, I think..is that YOU think Caroline is HOT!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
then go watch Caligula...:D

Good Call.


Hey Max I'm totally down for Gay Cyber. Just let me twist my balls in the vice grips and we can get that party started. Let's just invite Big Twubbles. I hear he is hung like a castraited hampster. Wouldn't want to wayste our time.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Good Call.

Dude...that movie....the FIST....nightmares....

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Ok Carmie, you want a YOU me and Caroline Corr?
http://www.thecorrswebsite.com/rollover/bandcrpg/carln_r1_c1.jpg

;) I need to find a better pic.

Who needs Caroline when they have Ms. Conduct...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Ok Carmie, you want a YOU me and Caroline Corr?
http://www.thecorrswebsite.com/rollover/bandcrpg/carln_r1_c1.jpg

;) I need to find a better pic.

You like the Corrs as well? They are stellar!!!

[Ms. Conduct]

Indeed Carmine. Caroline is a female drummer for the Corrs. White Hot! Yes, I could get off on thinking about playing with her.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Dude...that movie....the FIST....nightmares....

I like Kinkey shit like that though. I personally don't do that. I did once fist a chick. It was pretty strange. I just kept fingering got to four and then said fuck it. She went fucking banana's. Meaning she really liked it. I didn't know what the fuck to do after that. My cock isn't as wide as my fist. I figured in that situation it was best to not give a fuck what she felt since I decided that moment that a chick I could fist wasn't good girlfriend material.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I figured in that situation it was best to not give a fuck what she felt since I decided that moment that a chick I could fist wasn't good girlfriend material.

LMFAO!!!! Good call Jester!

[Ms. Conduct]

Originally posted by MAX
You like the Corrs as well? They are stellar!!!

They are arn't they Max? I bet you could get into the idea of all 3 sister couldn't ya?
http://images.windowsmedia.com/img/prov_w/300_80/075678353321.jpg

Ya know Bono performed with them live in Dublin.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Indeed Carmine. Caroline is a female drummer for the Corrs. White Hot! Yes, I could get off on thinking about playing with her.

ok...first hurdle cleared....she's HOT..no doubt!


check pm's too

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
LMFAO!!!! Good call Jester!

I didn't want to spend our whole relationship wondering if she was my girlfriend or a muppet.

[MAX]

I think Sharon Corr is the hottest of the three sisters.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Sharon_Corr.jpg


My favorite songs are "Runaway" and "Give me a Reason."

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I didn't want to spend our whole relationship wondering if she was my girlfriend or a muppet.

LOL...Miss Piggy????

[MAX]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Ya know Bono performed with them live in Dublin.


I have that on DVD. I loved their version of "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac where Mick Fleetwood played with them.

[julia]

i thought this was a thread about female masterbation lol

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by julia
i thought this was a thread about female masterbation lol

I was just talking about a chick accepting my fist. That's a type of masterbation..........

[Carmine]

it has become the "enticement" thread....and a few others J....

[MAX]

I'm still waiting for NG's essay.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm still waiting for NG's essay.

YOU...you should see my chair...torn fabric and stuff...not good!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
YOU...you should see my chair...torn fabric and stuff...not good!


Hahahaha!!!

[Carmine]

spring popped!

wait that aint no spring!

[Ms. Conduct]

Well darlin let me clear the way for the big show.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Well darlin let me clear the way for the big show.


:elvis:

[Rikk]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE THREAD?

[CROWBAR]

I was really hoping to gain some insight here as to what.....oh wait a minute....I'll be back

[Rikk]

I just watched that interview last week. Backstage, US FESTIVAL...fucking hilarious.

[CROWBAR]

NG, where ya at? Let's hear!;)

[Northern Girl]

Good Lord. No pressure on me here. :D

Let me preface this by saying as with most things regarding women, there is no black and white answer. This is my POV only.


Originally posted by Warham
Do you gals actually think of your husbands, boyfriends or celebrities giving you the pleasure with their 3rd leg, or do you think of more sensual generic things like being on a deserted island beach with the wake crashing over your body? Or perhaps you think of nothing?

There are just so many variables here, but it all starts with imagination. Let's breakdown a few different scenarios:

1. I seldom ever just feel horny and seek out something to get me off; but this does happen once in a while. Here, I'd turn to a video. When watching a porn vid, sometimes I imagine myself in the scene as well (actually in place of the girl). But it's not really necessary, because just watching I can imagine what the girl is feeling. That's all it takes. I actually prefer to watch two (or more) women together. I'm not sure why. Maybe because it's a bit naughty and not the "accepted norm." That said, I have never felt any desire or interest in being with a women. :confused:

2. Here's the word all men love: Foreplay. Imagining foreplay with someone gets me off better than anything. I can FEEL everything in my imagination just the same as if it were real (well almost). And it doesn't have to go any further than that. I am generally not star struck and can't say I think about any celebrities that way. Maybe a couple times, but generally it's someone I know or want to know or sometimes it's just a generic hottie (again imagination). I have thought about Dave a few times, but generally try not to; because I know in real life if he even got close to one of my erogenous zones, I would spontaneously combust, and that's not a pretty picture.

3. Spontaneous triggering is great too. Reading something, seeing something on TV, flirting with someone at the Army (who does that?), any number of things can trigger thoughts (yes, we have thoughts) that lead to more. Check out literotica.com for every kind of story under the sun and put yourself into the story and just see what happens. This, of course, is the slowest scenario.

For the most part, for me, the imagination ends when the moisture begins; and then it just becomes a physical exercise. Over and over and over, 'cause I'm a slut like that. Any number of things can go through my mind at this time, but usually no men involved from here on out. Thanks for playing; don't need ya anymore. But please come back again. :p

4. The last and quickest scenario would have to involve my best friend, the hand held shower massage. Nothing else like it. Can take as little as a minute and is unbelievably intense and absolutely impossible to stifle the squeals of delight. :p This leaves no time to imagine anything. Besides, it's hard to visualize anything with your eyes rolled back in your head. LOL. However, I have on occasion thought "I hope the bitch next door that's always complaining my music is too loud can hear this and she's fucking jealous." LMAO.

There are always some exceptions and special happenings, but that's generally it for me.

There you go. I better get some votes for this. :)

I hope I don't die in my sleep tonight and this is one of my last posts here. :D

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
Yeah, both she and NG are fun to flirt with. Two totally killer ladies.

Thank you, dear. ;)

[Warham]

Thank you for that well-written response Northern Girl.

You truly are one of the REAL women here.

Thank you, and a vote for you.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Warham
Thank you for that well-written response Northern Girl.

You truly are one of the REAL women here.

Thank you, and a vote for you.

My pleasure. Really! You think writing that didn't get me hot? :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Good Lord. No pressure on me here. :D

Let me preface this by saying as with most things regarding women, there is no black and white answer. This is my POV only.



There are just so many variables here, but it all starts with imagination. Let's breakdown a few different scenarios:

1. I seldom ever just feel horny and seek out something to get me off; but this does happen once in a while. Here, I'd turn to a video. When watching a porn vid, sometimes I imagine myself in the scene as well (actually in place of the girl). But it's not really necessary, because just watching I can imagine what the girl is feeling. That's all it takes. I actually prefer to watch two (or more) women together. I'm not sure why. Maybe because it's a bit naughty and not the "accepted norm." That said, I have never felt any desire or interest in being with a women. :confused:

2. Here's the word all men love: Foreplay. Imagining foreplay with someone gets me off better than anything. I can FEEL everything in my imagination just the same as if it were real (well almost). And it doesn't have to go any further than that. I am generally not star struck and can't say I think about any celebrities that way. Maybe a couple times, but generally it's someone I know or want to know or sometimes it's just a generic hottie (again imagination). I have thought about Dave a few times, but generally try not to; because I know in real life if he even got close to one of my erogenous zones, I would spontaneously combust, and that's not a pretty picture.

3. Spontaneous triggering is great too. Reading something, seeing something on TV, flirting with someone at the Army (who does that?), any number of things can trigger thoughts (yes, we have thoughts) that lead to more. Check out literotica.com for every kind of story under the sun and put yourself into the story and just see what happens. This, of course, is the slowest scenario.

For the most part, for me, the imagination ends when the moisture begins; and then it just becomes a physical exercise. Over and over and over, 'cause I'm a slut like that. Any number of things can go through my mind at this time, but usually no men involved from here on out. Thanks for playing; don't need ya anymore. But please come back again. :p

4. The last and quickest scenario would have to involve my best friend, the hand held shower massage. Nothing else like it. Can take as little as a minute and is unbelievably intense and absolutely impossible to stifle the squeals of delight. :p This leaves no time to imagine anything. Besides, it's hard to visualize anything with your eyes rolled back in your head. LOL. However, I have on occasion thought "I hope the bitch next door that's always complaining my music is too loud can hear this and she's fucking jealous." LMAO.

There are always some exceptions and special happenings, but that's generally it for me.

There you go. I better get some votes for this. :)

I hope I don't die in my sleep tonight and this is one of my last posts here. :D

Damn NG,That was Great and now I sitting in my own wet patch.

[Warham]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
My pleasure. Really! You think writing that didn't get me hot? :D

I can only imagine.

:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Thank you, dear. ;)


Anytime G. :D

You know I think the world of you.

Excellent post that you wrote and it made me want to go wax my dolphin as well.

[The Scatologist]

Damn, now I wish I had a pussy :(

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Good Lord. No pressure on me here. :D

Let me preface this by saying as with most things regarding women, there is no black and white answer. This is my POV only.



There are just so many variables here, but it all starts with imagination. Let's breakdown a few different scenarios:

1. I seldom ever just feel horny and seek out something to get me off; but this does happen once in a while. Here, I'd turn to a video. When watching a porn vid, sometimes I imagine myself in the scene as well (actually in place of the girl). But it's not really necessary, because just watching I can imagine what the girl is feeling. That's all it takes. I actually prefer to watch two (or more) women together. I'm not sure why. Maybe because it's a bit naughty and not the "accepted norm." That said, I have never felt any desire or interest in being with a women. :confused:

2. Here's the word all men love: Foreplay. Imagining foreplay with someone gets me off better than anything. I can FEEL everything in my imagination just the same as if it were real (well almost). And it doesn't have to go any further than that. I am generally not star struck and can't say I think about any celebrities that way. Maybe a couple times, but generally it's someone I know or want to know or sometimes it's just a generic hottie (again imagination). I have thought about Dave a few times, but generally try not to; because I know in real life if he even got close to one of my erogenous zones, I would spontaneously combust, and that's not a pretty picture.

3. Spontaneous triggering is great too. Reading something, seeing something on TV, flirting with someone at the Army (who does that?), any number of things can trigger thoughts (yes, we have thoughts) that lead to more. Check out literotica.com for every kind of story under the sun and put yourself into the story and just see what happens. This, of course, is the slowest scenario.

For the most part, for me, the imagination ends when the moisture begins; and then it just becomes a physical exercise. Over and over and over, 'cause I'm a slut like that. Any number of things can go through my mind at this time, but usually no men involved from here on out. Thanks for playing; don't need ya anymore. But please come back again. :p

4. The last and quickest scenario would have to involve my best friend, the hand held shower massage. Nothing else like it. Can take as little as a minute and is unbelievably intense and absolutely impossible to stifle the squeals of delight. :p This leaves no time to imagine anything. Besides, it's hard to visualize anything with your eyes rolled back in your head. LOL. However, I have on occasion thought "I hope the bitch next door that's always complaining my music is too loud can hear this and she's fucking jealous." LMAO.

There are always some exceptions and special happenings, but that's generally it for me.

There you go. I better get some votes for this. :)

I hope I don't die in my sleep tonight and this is one of my last posts here. :D

GOD DAMN! Excellent post Ng!!! :smoke2:

[guwapo_rocker]

Are you working Carmine? Or did you finally get

a computer at home?:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Are you working Carmine? Or did you finally get

a computer at home?:D

Why? Are you going to ask him about masturbating?:eek:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Are you working Carmine? Or did you finally get

a computer at home?:D

P..my kids were at a Birthday party...I just watched the Largo DVD and decided to say hi to you guys! I am at home...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Rikk
Why? Are you going to ask him about masturbating?:eek:

Tips?



:D

[Katydid]

Originally posted by julia
i thought this was a thread about female masterbation lol

Everyone knows this is Dr. Joe Thunder LP....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Katydid
Everyone knows I finger my ass while posting as Dr. Joe Thunder LP....

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Tips?



:D

LOL. I'm sure GUWAPO needs on tips on masturbating...:eek:

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Katydid
I have many masturbation techniques, one involves a mighty cucumber and a black man. then, there's my double headed dildo I bought after Ed kicked the bucket, for those hot nights y'all know!

:D

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by aesop
What's she doing these days?? God I miss her!

She (Sandra Bullock) has Miss Congeniality 2 coming out on March 24. Wanna go? ;)

[Katydid]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
:D

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE FOR ME TO KILL YOU DAVE???

And all the women think he is sexy....

[Katydid]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


What's the matter Lounge Machine, did he make a fool of you with his naked Julia pictures? Can't you see Julia is from Pittsburg, PA.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Ok Carmie, you want a YOU me and Caroline Corr?
http://www.thecorrswebsite.com/rollover/bandcrpg/carln_r1_c1.jpg

;) I need to find a better pic.

That's enough BONO...these people think you are a woman...you've made enough of an ass of them....

Stick to your U2 music...

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Ok Carmie, you want a YOU me and Caroline Corr?
http://www.thecorrswebsite.com/rollover/bandcrpg/carln_r1_c1.jpg

;) I need to find a better pic.

That's enough BONO...these people think you are a woman...you've made enough of an ass of them....

Stick to your U2 music...and starving people in Africa...

My bud from Embryo Songs.

[Katydid]

PAge 6

[Stella]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL. I'm sure GUWAPO needs on tips on masturbating...:eek:

bet you got quite a few tips you could give him.

[Warham]

Well, this thread went to hell real quick.

::sigh::

[Katydid]

Page 6

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
Well, this thread went to hell real quick.

::sigh::

Frankly...I don't think anything could follow NG's post the other night...:cool:

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Rikk
Frankly...I don't think anything could follow NG's post the other night...:cool:

I'm glad you found it inspiring! ;)

[aesop]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
She (Sandra Bullock) has Miss Congeniality 2 coming out on March 24. Wanna go? ;)

I'm already there...

...As long as we sit in back ;)

[aesop]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
My pleasure. Really! You think writing that didn't get me hot? :D

Great post! The honesty is refreshing, enlightening, and arousing...

...and hopefully liberating as well :)

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by aesop
Great post! The honesty is refreshing, enlightening, and arousing...

...and hopefully liberating as well :)

Yeah, I'm pretty well liberated. ;)

Going to go take a shower now. I hope the neighbor is home. :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Yeah, I'm pretty well liberated. ;)

Going to go take a shower now. I hope the neighbor is home. :D

hahaha

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I'm glad you found it inspiring! ;)

You know I did.;)

[Warham]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Yeah, I'm pretty well liberated. ;)

Going to go take a shower now. I hope the neighbor is home. :D

Did you say you were well lubricated?

:D

Ohhhh, I'm sorry, you said liberated. My mistake.

[Carmine]

cool avatar Warham...is that a "piff" or a "doink" punch?

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Warham
Did you say you were well lubricated?


That too!! They go together 'hand in hand.' :p

[Warham]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
cool avatar Warham...is that a "piff" or a "doink" punch?

Hmmm, I'm not sure Carmine.

DOINK!!!

KABLAM!!!

I haven't seen Batman from the 60's lately. I'll have to watch again.

:)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Warham
Hmmm, I'm not sure Carmine.

DOINK!!!

KABLAM!!!

I haven't seen Batman from the 60's lately. I'll have to watch again.

:)

I fondly remember throwing a few "kablams" at my sister back in the day...running through the house with a pillow case pinned to the back of my shirt...:rolleyes:

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I'm glad you found it inspiring! ;)

Your the only gal brave enough to give us "lost boys" a little insight! ;)

Yaay!! Let's hear it for Northern Girl!

[Dan]

Originally posted by wrigleyvillbabe
Stories are always nice...men use visuals, women use their imaginations...
Speaking of stories, my Penthouse Letters volume IV is callin' my name!

Can you share a few stories with us?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Warham
Women of the Roth Army...

Inspired by a recent comment I read here and some stuff I heard on the news, I have a question for you all.

When you masterbate with your fingers, vibrator, dildos, cucumbers, whatever, what exactly crosses your mind when you feel that intense pleasure? See, us cavemen have that forum up above with the pictures of all those hot women celebrities and porn stars, plus we visit tons of free internet sites with lots of downloadable movies, but I have a hard time seeing a women masterbating to a pic of Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.

Do you gals actually think of your husbands, boyfriends or celebrities giving you the pleasure with their 3rd leg, or do you think of more sensual generic things like being on a deserted island beach with the wake crashing over your body? Or perhaps you think of nothing?

Inquiring minds want to know...like me.


Fuck the deserted island, the roses and the romantic dinner when it's time to masturbate!
A well hung, good looking male's poster (like Dave in 1983) and some imagination about what his athletic adventures can do to you will do!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
Your the only gal brave enough to give us "lost boys" a little insight! ;)

Yaay!! Let's hear it for Northern Girl!


Mmmmm.... that avatar is juuuust fiiiiine!!!!!:o

[CROWBAR]

Thank ya! ;)

Now, let's hear a provocative story blondgirl777! :D

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Good Lord. No pressure on me here. :D

Let me preface this by saying as with most things regarding women, there is no black and white answer. This is my POV only.



There are just so many variables here, but it all starts with imagination. Let's breakdown a few different scenarios:

1. I seldom ever just feel horny and seek out something to get me off; but this does happen once in a while. Here, I'd turn to a video. When watching a porn vid, sometimes I imagine myself in the scene as well (actually in place of the girl). But it's not really necessary, because just watching I can imagine what the girl is feeling. That's all it takes. I actually prefer to watch two (or more) women together. I'm not sure why. Maybe because it's a bit naughty and not the "accepted norm." That said, I have never felt any desire or interest in being with a women. :confused:

2. Here's the word all men love: Foreplay. Imagining foreplay with someone gets me off better than anything. I can FEEL everything in my imagination just the same as if it were real (well almost). And it doesn't have to go any further than that. I am generally not star struck and can't say I think about any celebrities that way. Maybe a couple times, but generally it's someone I know or want to know or sometimes it's just a generic hottie (again imagination). I have thought about Dave a few times, but generally try not to; because I know in real life if he even got close to one of my erogenous zones, I would spontaneously combust, and that's not a pretty picture.

3. Spontaneous triggering is great too. Reading something, seeing something on TV, flirting with someone at the Army (who does that?), any number of things can trigger thoughts (yes, we have thoughts) that lead to more. Check out literotica.com for every kind of story under the sun and put yourself into the story and just see what happens. This, of course, is the slowest scenario.

For the most part, for me, the imagination ends when the moisture begins; and then it just becomes a physical exercise. Over and over and over, 'cause I'm a slut like that. Any number of things can go through my mind at this time, but usually no men involved from here on out. Thanks for playing; don't need ya anymore. But please come back again. :p

4. The last and quickest scenario would have to involve my best friend, the hand held shower massage. Nothing else like it. Can take as little as a minute and is unbelievably intense and absolutely impossible to stifle the squeals of delight. :p This leaves no time to imagine anything. Besides, it's hard to visualize anything with your eyes rolled back in your head. LOL. However, I have on occasion thought "I hope the bitch next door that's always complaining my music is too loud can hear this and she's fucking jealous." LMAO.

There are always some exceptions and special happenings, but that's generally it for me.

There you go. I better get some votes for this. :)

I hope I don't die in my sleep tonight and this is one of my last posts here. :D

HOLY FUCK NG!!! Great post....very candid. I'm fucking dizzy due to all the blood rushing to my johnson.

Oh wait....look....you even inspired Tom Vu to send a pic of his "OH" face!!

[Rikk]

My 9000th post.

I got a chubby.

[LadyTudor2711]

We use our imaginations...

That is the best part about fantasy and touch.

You should see the smile on my face. Our private thoughts are very powerful and can give great pleasure.

Porn is not a great motivator for me.

Best,

LT

[MAX]

Is it just me or is it REALLY hot in here? *WHEW!!!*

[Northern Girl]

WAR's greatest thread! :p

[Warham]

Man, this was Warham's greatest thread ever!!!

I'm going to have to read all six pages again.

[blonddgirl777]

This is the thread that won't quit!

[Warham]

DLR7884 said this thread would have 700+ posts before it was all said and done.

Cum on ladies, spill the beans!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by WAR
spill the beans!

Or rub the beans!

[SparkieD]

There are so many different things that can get me going. My imagination is so vivid that I don't usually need outside influences. Porn does it occasionally, but not all that often. I'm just not all that into watching. I do, however, enjoy the possibility of being watched. That's probably my favorite fantasy.

Power is very erotic for me. It can be a daydream of just being some hot young dude's boss and sending him under my desk. Just being reminded that the whole world can be mine just beacuse I have a vagina is pretty amazing.

Sometimes, lathering up in the shower feels particularly good on a given day. Other times it's just plain hormonal or the direction the wind is blowing. Those are the times I will have sort of a hyper-sexual seizure and a bazillion different erotic images flash through my head in a frenzy. It's kind of like ADHD. The closer I get to orgasm, the more difficulty I have concentrating on whatever it was that got me there in the first place. Fuck, I have a hard time just breathing when I'm cumming, so don't even ask me what I'm thinking about.

[Warham]

I can see the views of this thread increasing rapidly.

[Northern Girl]

Who's horny?

[Dan]

Me.:D

[Dan]

I Need Someone To Touch My KiwiFruits?

[Northern Girl]

Should we have an around the world circle jerk?

[Dan]

Yes,Yes And Yes.

[Northern Girl]

You're so easy! :D

[Dan]

Easy Is Good.:)

[Northern Girl]

You slut! :D

[Northern Girl]

I'm going to bed. We'll sync up another night.









Not really!

[Northern Girl]

Just a tease!

[Jim Shetterlini]

sorry i came late what did i miss?

[Nickdfresh]

You know, I never thought a thread about feminine masturbation would suck this bad...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
You know, I never thought a thread about feminine masturbation would suck this bad...

Where you expecting some explicit home videos, or what?

You're quite lucky that you didn't read; "No, no... I don't do THAT... I'd never do that... not ME... never..."!

[NATEDOG001976]

Wait....I heard female mastubation

[blonddgirl777]

You heard right!

[blonddgirl777]

Sparkie D. has put it into perfect words...
Read and learn!

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
You heard right!

Dam skippy!

[NATEDOG001976]

[img=http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6389/007eh5.jpg] (http://imageshack.us)
[img=http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6389/007eh5.b837d910c9.jpg] (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=527&i=007eh5.jpg)

Here ya go.

I'm the liitle guy.

[NATEDOG001976]

oops

[NATEDOG001976]

[img=http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6389/007eh5.th.jpg] (http://img527.imageshack.us/my.php?image=007eh5.jpg)

[NATEDOG001976]

Dam.

Kinda drunk....

I'll get this to work...

[NATEDOG001976]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6389/007eh5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[NATEDOG001976]

The hearbreaker....

at age 1.5...lol

[NATEDOG001976]

<a href="http://img440.imageshack.us/my.php?image=good042bv7.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6728/good042bv7.th.jpg" border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us" /></a>

And the heartbreaker

30 years later......

[CVH Rulz]

I doubt the baby pictures are going to inspire any masturbation. :confused:

No more drunk posting! LOL

[SparkieD]

Baby pix...that's one way to effectively kill a thread like this.

[NATEDOG001976]

I thought I would give the women a little something to masturbate too!

[Warham]

I'm giving this thread up for adoption.

[Dan]

I Just Touch My KiwiFruits.:D

[binnie]

Originally posted by SparkieD
. Just being reminded that the whole world can be mine just beacuse I have a vagina is pretty amazing.



If we had a quote of the month competition here, that would be a pretty strong candidate.

Exceptional!

[binnie]

How often do girls masturbate, and does it change with age?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Where you expecting some explicit home videos, or what?

Well, a boy could hope!


You're quite lucky that you didn't read; "No, no... I don't do THAT... I'd never do that... not ME... never..."!

Well, some responses, like NGs were pretty cool. But this thread as a whole, especially with the attention-gang spamming in the beginning and the fact that more guys have posted their massively over sized pics in this thread than women, kind of makes it suck....