I would like to donate....

[The Scatologist]

My semen to the DLR army, so that in the event that I may become a rockstar in the future, you will all have the honor of having a vial of my semen in the Army Vault.

[Ally_Kat]

Well, then, I think we would need to know the basics -- hair color, eye colors, and other various traits that come from your line. ;) :D

[Rikk]

This is the most bizarre thread I've seen in a while...

[DLR7884]

What a fag....

DLR7884
And an attention whore....

[Northern Girl]

He'll make a good rockstar ! :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
My semen to the DLR army, so that in the event that I may become a rockstar in the future, you will all have the honor of having a vial of my semen in the Army Vault.

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Roth on man...Roth on!!!

[The Scatologist]

The method of extraction will be carried out in the following way:

DLR7884 will blow me and spit it into a vial.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
The method of extraction will be carried out in the following way:

DLR7884 will blow me and spit it into a vial.


You'd love that wouldn't you?

I'm sure you'd set the mood with Usher's newest single....

DLR7884
You sick faggot.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DLR7884


I'm sure you'd set the mood with Usher's newest single....




Which one? My Boo or Yeah??

Sorry 7884...:cool:

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Which one? My Boo or Yeah??

Are those really names of Usher songs?

If so:

A) How and WHY do you know this?
B) What the fuck kind of song names are those?

DLR7884
?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Are those really names of Usher songs?

If so:

A) How and WHY do you know this?
B) What the fuck kind of song names are those?

DLR7884
?

Yes they are, and I have a 7 year old daughter.

"My boo" is a duet with Alicia Keys.

"Yeah" is with Little John and Ludacris.

Dancing in the living room 7884....makes her happy when Daddy cuts a rug with her.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Yes they are, and I have a 7 year old daughter.

"My boo" is a duet with Alicia Keys.

"Yeah" is with Little John and Ludacris.

Dancing in the living room 7884....makes her happy when Daddy cuts a rug with her.

You get a pass for making your kids happy!

My brother has a seven year old daughter and he does the same thing for her.

DLR7884
You're a good guy Carmine....don't let anyone tell you any different.

[Mezro]

"My poo" is brown like Usher.

Mezro...Little John and Ludacris...you know these fuckers will be filing bankruptcy in under 5 years...niggaz for life indeed...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You get a pass for making your kids happy!

My brother has a seven year old daughter and he does the same thing for her.

DLR7884
You're a good guy Carmine....don't let anyone tell you any different.

Thanks Man!

and just for the record...my little girl can do a roth kick like a pro!

Usher first....and then we watch Montreal 84.

and also for the record...I cannot do a Roth kick like a pro!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Mezro
"My poo" is brown like Usher.

Mezro...Little John and Ludacris...you know these fuckers will be filing bankruptcy in under 5 years...niggaz for life indeed...

LOL...have you seen the commercial with MC HAmmer for Nationwide Ins..

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
LOL...have you seen the commercial with MC HAmmer for Nationwide Ins..

Nope...but I have much respect for that guy. He pulled it together and managed to put himself back in the spotlight.

Mezro...how many people still carry on after losing a $200 million fortune?...most put their head in an oven...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Mezro
Nope...but I have much respect for that guy. He pulled it together and managed to put himself back in the spotlight.

Mezro...how many people still carry on after losing a $200 million fortune?...most put their head in an oven...

I agree Mez...thats what the commercial is based on. Hammer pokes a little fun at himself. It starts with him doing the Hammer dance to "cant touch this" and then shows him sitting on the porch to his mansion, with the movers hauling away his stuff, an auctioneer speaking and a forclosed sign on the lawn. He shrugs his shoulders...gets up...does the hammer dance again..."Nationwide Insurance, were always there when you need us"...