Happy Birthday bro. And thanks.
Happy Birthday LoungeMachine
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Is it that time already? Happy birthday Loungemachine, and please send me pictures of your wife in a bikini as a gift.
Oh yeah, I have to give you a gift, well Happy B-day bro!
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Thanks guys.
As Whistler said in Sneakers......all I want is peace on earth and good will toward men
But if I had to make a Birthday wish list, it could go something like this....
I would wish for
My compadre AL's continued health and happiness with his wonderful family
FORD to be named DNC chairman
LouSER to finally get laid
NickyD to run for mayor of NY
Joe Blunder to have his parole revoked once and for all
katydid to be involuntarily committed
Karl Rove indicted
Donald Rumsfeld tried for War Crimes
George Bush impeached
and all of our brave men and women brought home safe and sound to their families, and treated with the respect they earned
Am I really asking for that much???
thanks guys.Originally posted by KristyDude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.Originally posted by cadaverdogI posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?Comment
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Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Thanks guys.
As Whistler said in Sneakers......all I want is peace on earth and good will toward men
But if I had to make a Birthday wish list, it could go something like this....
I would wish for
My compadre AL's continued health and happiness with his wonderful family
FORD to be named DNC chairman
LouSER to finally get laid
NickyD to run for mayor of NY
Joe Blunder to have his parole revoked once and for all
katydid to be involuntarily committed
Karl Rove indicted
Donald Rumsfeld tried for War Crimes
George Bush impeached
and all of our brave men and women brought home safe and sound to their families, and treated with the respect they earned
Am I really asking for that much???
thanks guys.
picky picky picky...
Just take the lap dance from the transvestite crack whore that we each chipped in two dollars for and enjoy it.
Happy Birthday, LM! Enjoy it and all the best.Comment
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(it was either a tranvestite crack whore, or ELVIS wearing a wig. ELVIS wanted a little more money - greed! avarice! - so we went with the former)Comment
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Originally posted by academic punk
(it was either a tranvestite crack whore, or ELVIS wearing a wig. ELVIS wanted a little more money - greed! avarice! - so we went with the former)
thanks a/pOriginally posted by KristyDude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.Originally posted by cadaverdogI posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?Comment
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Originally posted by academic punk
(it was either a tranvestite crack whore, or ELVIS wearing a wig. ELVIS wanted a little more money - greed! avarice! - so we went with the former)Ex-Bitch JOE THUNDER, LP, WHOYOUFUCKINGJOE(your cellmate?), SHOWJOEYYOURTITS(unhuh?), I'MACUNT! eatthatboxJOE!(yeah right!) Longdongsilver, boy, u stupid (and gay)
Where'd he go?
Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly
The spiders from Mars. He played it left hand
But made it too far
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band
Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling
He could leave 'em to hang
Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.
So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls
Just the beer light to guide us,
So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?
Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo
The kids were just crass, he was the nazz
With God given ass
He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar
Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind
Like a leper messiah
When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
Oh yeah
Ooooooo
Ziggy played guitaarrrrrrComment
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