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guitarboy5150
02-20-2005, 07:45 PM
this is paris hiltons phone book from her tmobile phone. a lot of these #'s have already been confirmed. check it out for yourself.

http://gorillamask.net/parisphone.shtml
scottydabodi
02-20-2005, 08:50 PM
Paris Hilton should go into porno. It's the only thing she actually has a knack for.
Hardrock69
02-20-2005, 09:50 PM
I am going to see if I can get in touch with Vin Diesel....
scottydabodi
02-20-2005, 09:54 PM
I'm gonna see if I can get my left boot in touch with Paris' head...
Hardrock69
02-20-2005, 10:51 PM
LMAO!!

Well here are some o' the phone pics she took of herself. The fucking slut is the most narcissistic creature on the face of the earth!

She needs to glue a fucking mirror in front of her so she can watch herself 24/7!

Fucking slut....
Hardrock69
02-20-2005, 10:53 PM
Another one....
Hardrock69
02-20-2005, 10:56 PM
And one more.....I must admit, I would fuck her if she was not so busy fucking everyone else....and if I was not seriously dating a super model....(Ha....ha....ha....ahem.....koff koff)
rustoffa
02-20-2005, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
I'm gonna see if I can get my left boot in touch with Paris' head...

:D

One thing's for sure, she's one horny heiress!
The Scatologist
02-20-2005, 11:57 PM
Matt Sorum's number is on there lol


but the best one has gotta be


her dad lol.

Mr Hotel King.


I'm not gonna call or anything out of respect though, I would hate to be called by a bunch of people I don't know if I became a celebrity.
Satan
02-21-2005, 12:14 AM
UPDATE (2/20): Being one of the first sites to host this information, I was contacted earlier tonight by the Secret Service agent in charge of the T-Mobile Hack / Identity Theft case. As a result of our lengthy phone conversation, along with the strange urge I have to keep my site and my personal assets, I will no longer be hosting any of the Hilton-related files on this server. If you want to see the goods, you'll have to head over to Hoes.ca. That is, until they get taken down as well. Also, if you're a high-traffic site trying to get away with hosting this stuff... I don't recommend trying it. I like to fuck the man (but not men) as much as the next guy, but this is a different situation.


Uhh... since when does the goddamned Secret Service investigate some rich little slut's phone book being posted on line?

Maybe they should be concentrating on how a tax dodging homosexual prostitute got within 10 feet of the "president" under false press credentials obtained with a false name
bueno bob
02-21-2005, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
Paris Hilton should go into porno. It's the only thing she actually has a knack for.

I wouldn't say that...her little porno movie proved she was a dead fuck, but that was about it... :)
Ally_Kat
02-21-2005, 02:27 AM
is that Nicole she's kissing? I guess they're really good friends. :D
bueno bob
02-21-2005, 02:40 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
is that Nicole she's kissing? I guess they're really good friends. :D

Now THAT actually might make for a semi-yankable home movie, unlike that "One Night in Paris" bullshit...
scottydabodi
02-22-2005, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I wouldn't say that...her little porno movie proved she was a dead fuck, but that was about it... :)

She was better as a dead fuck in the sack with that dumbass than ANY OTHER thing she's tried to do:) What a sad little bitch... she's gotta GO!
Wayne L.
02-22-2005, 05:03 PM
I know some guys with the brains of Paris Hilton at the DLR Army but I'm not going to name any names except one DLR7884. Who cares.
DLR7884
02-22-2005, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Wayne L.
I know some guys with the brains of Paris Hilton at the DLR Army but I'm not going to name any names except one DLR7884. Who cares.

Wayne...your attempt at humor has failed....just like you in real life.

You are a fucking worthless loser who is 41 years old and lives with his mother. Your career as a "lyricist" never got off the ground, and you have never touched a woman besides your mother and your cousin.

Next time you try to call someone stupid....try doing it without writing a run on sentence...it will make your case more credible.

Welcome back, loser.

DLR7884
My post count will be flying up the charts the rest of the week! :)
CROWBAR
02-22-2005, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by Wayne L.
I know some guys with the brains of Paris Hilton at the DLR Army but I'm not going to name any names except one DLR7884. Who cares.

Bumble Foot is back in town LMAO!!
DLR7884
02-22-2005, 05:18 PM
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bueno bob
02-22-2005, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
She was better as a dead fuck in the sack with that dumbass than ANY OTHER thing she's tried to do:) What a sad little bitch... she's gotta GO!

Refresh my memory...what exactly is it she's famous for, again?
Dan
02-22-2005, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Wayne L.
I know some guys with the brains of Paris Hilton at the DLR Army but I'm not going to name any names except one DLR7884. Who cares.

Wayne you are about as funny as getting your pubes stuck in your zipper.
Little_Skittles
02-22-2005, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Refresh my memory...what exactly is it she's famous for, again?



being blonde and being a slut.
Cathedral
02-23-2005, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by rustoffa
:D

One thing's for sure, she's one horny heiress!

Until you put a ring on her finger anyway.
DLR7884
02-23-2005, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Dan
Wayne you are about as funny as getting your pubes stuck in your zipper.

5 big stars for Dan!

DLR7884
LOL.
Jesterstar
02-23-2005, 10:28 AM
Here's something funny. This is probably a publicity stunt. I'm sure the numbers are real. But Paris is going into porn. They are just going about it a round about way through a production company to make it seem like she's a private slut and not a public one.
franksters
02-24-2005, 07:36 PM
Bueno I love your comments ''what exactly she's famous for?''