Rites Of Passage

[Katydid]

HERE IS SOMETHING TO HELP MALES BECOME MEN.

IN OLDEN DAYS THE FATHER WAS HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD AND TAUGHT THE BOYS TO HUNT, FISH, MAKE A LIVING.

AND HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT MALE.

ANYMORE WITH DIVORCE AND SINGLE PARENTHOOD WE HAVE A GENERATION OF YOUNG MALES WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN LIFE AND DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BECOME A MAN.

IF ANY ADULT MALES KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT; PERHAPS THEY COULD RELATE THEIR EXPERIENCES WITH THEIR FATHERS AND THE MALES OF THE FAMILY IN HELPING THEM BECOME MEN.

PERHAPS THEY COULD ALSO (FOR THE YOUNGER MALES) BE ROLE MODELS AND TELL THEM HOW TO BECOME ROLE MODELS FOR THEIR SONS.

I'M GOING TO START A FEMALE'S RITE OF PASSAGE ALSO.

THERE IS A WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE ON THE WEB THAT CAN BE USED. PLEASE RESEARCH IT AND POST IT HERE FOR THE YOUNGER MALES TO READ.

HERE IS ONE I FOUND: http://www.inform.org/menalive/ritesof.htm

EVERY CULTURE HAS RITES OF PASSAGE INTO MANHOOD.

LET US KNOW WHAT YOU ADMIRED ABOUT YOUR FATHER AND THE MEN IN YOUR FAMILY; AND WHY YOU WANT TO TEACH YOUR KIDS TO BE LIKE THEM...

[Nickdfresh]

Don't your "male" children refuse to talk to you?

[DLR7884]

If I were Katypig's son I wouldn't talk to her.

DLR7884
And she'd never see her grandchildren, that's for sure.

[Katydid]

In Olden Days men were taught, "Never get someone's daughter pregnant." " Look on women as your sister or mother and show them respect."

Always work and provide for your family. Learn to be a role model; Someone others can look up to.

Learn to work and make truck patches so your family won't starve. Hunt and fish and work the land.

Learn to make things with your hands, bird houses, chicken coops, bruder houses, outdoor johns...

Learn to saddle a horse and break a horse.

Learn to milk a cow.

Learn to lift large sacks of feed.

Learn to shoot a gun

Learn to try liquor or roll a Prince Albert cigarette.

Learn to swim.

Learn to shoot a bow and arrow.

Get good at sports.

How to bid on a ladies pies at a pie supper.

Learn how to waltz and dance a jig.

Learn to dicipline yourself and become a man. Get some heroes and copy them.

Work on your good qualities and play down your bad.

Don't be a pussy, or a henpecked husband.

Most certainly don't hang with the women and try to copy them. Get out and do manly things.

Learn to stretch barb wire, chop wood, make a fire with wood, maybe plant some pretty flowers to impress your wife and maybe she will give you some.

Bring the wife and kids candy home from work sometimes.

Go to church, sit on the back row, if they cry to coerce you to get saved...stop going only to brush arbor meetings.

Stand outside and smoke and look in the winder at revivals...

But modern men should go to church with your family then have a family dinner every Sunday. Establish some things the family can do together.

Get the cars washed and the lawn mowed on Sats. Make the sons help.

Get after the wife and make her and the daughters clean house and do the laundry and shopping for groceries.

Start a hobby you and your sons can enjoy together. Don't keep your nose stuck up the wife's ass all time. Let her and the daughters go to the gym, or shopping.

Don't lay around dirty and unshaved. Make yourself take a bath every day....I know, 'everytime you start smelling like a man she makes you take a bath.'

Don't make your wife a sports widow.

Birthdays, holidays, get something personal for the wife or girlfriend.

[alexpgrimes]

Well atleast your not typing in all caps anymore.. Hey pyscho what happened to the old biblical saying that women should be seen and not heard??? In other words shut the fuck up. No one cares you old hag.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by alexpgrimes
what happened to the old biblical saying that women should be seen and not heard??? In other words shut the fuck up. No one cares you old hag.

Katypig shouldn't be seen OR heard.

DLR7884
She'll blind you AND make you deaf.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Katypig shouldn't be seen OR heard.

DLR7884
She'll blind you AND make you deaf.

All that wanking off over in hitchWORLD did that to you.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by alexpgrimes
Well atleast your not typing in all caps anymore.. Hey pyscho what happened to the old biblical saying that women should be seen and not heard??? In other words shut the fuck up. No one cares you old hag.

Is that the way your daddy and his daddy raised him? What did your mother and grandmother say about that?

See guys...this is what I am talking about. Are you doing this to your wife because your father did?

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Katydid
All that wanking off over in hitchWORLD did that to you.

I didn't say I was deaf or blind, buttplug.

DLR7884
Pay attention, pig.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by DLR7884
If I were Katypig's son I wouldn't talk to her.

DLR7884
And she'd never see her grandchildren, that's for sure.

Why you little bicycle seat sniffer, you hang around and bother me more than all my kids put together. (And I love you for it)...

Actually I talk to my sons every couple days. We talk for an hour or two...

I do miss seeing my grandkids tho...they have grown up and I missed all the little grandma things...

But I'm trying to sell out and move closer to them...

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Don't your "male" children refuse to talk to you?


Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Don't your "male" children refuse to talk to you?

My sons are all I have left...We are very close. I talk to them every couple days.

My oldest is always talking about company he has...

The next to the oldest is always talking about his songwriting and producing.

My youngest is always talking about girls, and his AA and NA meetings and his psycologist. (His left side is paralyzed and he has had two heart attacks...caused by a contusion on the brain from rough housing with some guys and hitting his head on a wooden ottaman. It caused blood clots...)

My grand kids talk to me too...They are very smart and talented.

[Katydid]

Did any of your fathers have you work with them? I mean learn to "work"?

Did any of your fathers take you fishing or hunting?

Did your fathers encourage you to take part in sports.

Did your fathers encourage you to get good at music, and play with you?

Did your fathers take you out riding horses on trails and just talk man to man around a campfire? Camp out?

Did your fathers keep track of what was bothering you growing up, and talk about it with you?

Did your grandfather do things with you, or some male in the family, if you didn't have a father.

What are some fond memories that you'd like to share with your sons?

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Katydid
Why you little bicycle seat sniffer, you hang around and bother me more than all my kids put together. (And I love you for it)...

Do you love me "to death?"

If so, please hang yourself to prove your love for me, swine.

DLR7884
You make me sick.

[Rikk]

KATYDID, aren't you supposed to keep your rants in Hitchworld?

[DLR7884]

Katy.

If you really love me, you will try to fly for me.

Get on the roof.....flap those wings.

Pigs really will fly!

DLR7884
Thud!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Rikk
KATYDID, aren't you supposed to keep your rants in Hitchworld?

Well, obviously SOMEONE has encouraged her to keep posting, and she got out of the Dump... SOMEONE took her side. She can't see me anymore, so it's worthless for me to try to stop her. Maybe SOMEONE can.

Cheers! :bottle:

[DLR7884]

Katy....have you tried to fly yet?

DLR7884
Spread your wings, but close your legs.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Rikk
KATYDID, aren't you supposed to keep your rants in Hitchworld?


Only my religous rants. Aren't you supposed to be after Hagar sheep, not people named ROTH?

[Katydid]

Remember when all men knew how to pick and buy good horseflesh?

No parret nosed horse,

No stump suckers,

Check the teeth, see how long they are...if they are long they are old.

Check the feet and see if they have been taken care of.

If the hooves are long, with ridges, means they have been foundered...

Check for sway backs...

Have them ride the horse, check for skiddishness...bucking or throwning people...See if they follow commands.

See if they are cutting horses, barrel racers, or just walkers.

[Katydid]

DLR 7884...Have you ever seen a pig fly?

How about a horse fly?

Have you always locked the flies out on everyone else by having screens on the windows?

Did you sit and freeze or sweat at school?

Were you ever paddled?

[Katydid]

Did your daddy let you lay around and look at porn and wank off?

Are you allowing your kids to be raised like that?

Do you allow your sons to go off, or do you go off and not tell your parents where you are going?

What happened if you did that?

Did you have any rules to live by? Or, were you allowed to run wild?

Who did you turn to growing up when you were worried or needed a question answered...What qualities did that person possess that you admired?

What are you having trouble with raising your kids? What things worry you with your kids, that you never had to go thru...

[Katydid]

Was you ready for fatherhood when it came?

Did you become a father before or after marriage?

What things would you like to teach your son or daughter that you wish someone had taught you (that maybe you learned the hard way?)

Do you feel sometimes like you are working yourself into an early grave? Does your wife contribute?

Do you have too many credit cards and to big a mortgage and car pmts?

Do you feel you need to live higher than your means? What did your parents teach you about acquiring "stuff."

Did you ever use concrete blocks and board and work your way up to furniture? Or go out and go into deep debt?

Would the chicks date you if you had an old car?

What makes you the man you are? What are your special talents which you are proud of...

[Katydid]

What have you done lately that would make the men in your family proud?

What have you done lately that would make your wife and kids proud?

What have you done lately that made you happy?

What do you do to have fun and relax?

[Katydid]

What scares you about a male/female relationship?

Do you have to look at Porn to feel like a man?

Does this make you feel guilty?

Do you think you should dwell more on a relationship than a wank off?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Katydid
My sons are all I have left...We are very close. I talk to them every couple days.

My oldest is always talking about company he has...

The next to the oldest is always talking about his songwriting and producing.

My youngest is always talking about girls, and his AA and NA meetings and his psycologist. (His left side is paralyzed and he has had two heart attacks...caused by a contusion on the brain from rough housing with some guys and hitting his head on a wooden ottaman. It caused blood clots...)

My grand kids talk to me too...They are very smart and talented.

Then why do you come here to tell us your money problems? Get a job, ask your kids for money and leave us the fuck alone!

[Katydid]

DLR7884...Didn't you have any kind of childhood except your mama's basement?

What about you PusSylicker?

Did you ever sit outside in the moonlight and play guitar and sing under the stars? My little brother and I did that.

Mama and Daddy would walk and talk circles around the very large yard. Daddy had heart problems and had to walk...Smoking those Prince Albert cigerattes and coughing..

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Katydid
Only my religous rants. Aren't you supposed to be after Hagar sheep, not people named ROTH?

I'm after idiots. You're an idiot. I think only because your pal lms2 is posting so much in Non these days are you suddenly heading up here. Have you and lms2 considered moving over the CHELLE's? It's...uh...much better there. All the cool people post there. I would post there too, but I'm not cool enough.

[Katydid]

Neighbors and relatives would come and bring their guitars and and washbards, and fiddles. Tamberines, and a makeshift single drum thinge... We'd hang lanterns on the trees...People take turns singing...

Very, very old songs people nowdays never heard.

On Sundays old men would come with old flatbed trucks and one even with a team of mules and a wagon...daddy and them would gun trade, knife trade, even old straight razors...talk horse trading or hunting dogs...

Women would go to another part of the yard and talk church, birthing, dying, etc.
Recipes, usually came after a noonday meal visit till dark...

Kids would play soft ball in the field, go to the branch and catch crawdads, etc. Good old days.

[MAX]

Something needs to be done about this.

Katy, post this in Main so I can close it.

[Rikk]

Maybe ALLY can close this. This is spam...at least I think it is.

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by Katydid
HERE IS SOMETHING TO HELP MALES BECOME MEN.

IN OLDEN DAYS THE FATHER WAS HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD AND TAUGHT THE BOYS TO HUNT, FISH, MAKE A LIVING.

AND HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT MALE.

ANYMORE WITH DIVORCE AND SINGLE PARENTHOOD WE HAVE A GENERATION OF YOUNG MALES WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN LIFE AND DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BECOME A MAN.

IF ANY ADULT MALES KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT; PERHAPS THEY COULD RELATE THEIR EXPERIENCES WITH THEIR FATHERS AND THE MALES OF THE FAMILY IN HELPING THEM BECOME MEN.

PERHAPS THEY COULD ALSO (FOR THE YOUNGER MALES) BE ROLE MODELS AND TELL THEM HOW TO BECOME ROLE MODELS FOR THEIR SONS.

I'M GOING TO START A FEMALE'S RITE OF PASSAGE ALSO.

THERE IS A WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE ON THE WEB THAT CAN BE USED. PLEASE RESEARCH IT AND POST IT HERE FOR THE YOUNGER MALES TO READ.

HERE IS ONE I FOUND: http://www.inform.org/menalive/ritesof.htm

EVERY CULTURE HAS RITES OF PASSAGE INTO MANHOOD.

LET US KNOW WHAT YOU ADMIRED ABOUT YOUR FATHER AND THE MEN IN YOUR FAMILY; AND WHY YOU WANT TO TEACH YOUR KIDS TO BE LIKE THEM...

...huh?

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Rikk
I'm after idiots. You're an idiot. I think only because your pal lms2 is posting so much in Non these days are you suddenly heading up here. Have you and lms2 considered moving over the CHELLE's? It's...uh...much better there. All the cool people post there. I would post there too, but I'm not cool enough.


Rikki, I was here before you. You talk mighty brave for a newcomer.
I have always had a thread or two in David Lee Roth and the Wall, as well as hitchWORLD.

I don't flood the sites with spam I stick to one or two theads...That usually gets a lot of views.

I can count the threads I've started. Bet you and your buds can't...

WTF LET'S HAVE A KATYDID THREAD started by SoCalChelle
KATYDID'S TERRIBLE ACCIDENT
NON Dlr DAILY REFLECTIONS (The Alcoholics Anonymous book in its entirity...
12 DAYS OF PRAYER FOR THE DEARLY DEPARTED..(.A Grief counselling thread.)
NOVENA TO THE HOLY SPIRIT AND PRAYERS...
MY DAILY BREAD( A Catholic devotional prayer book written by a group of bishops)
MOTHER TERESA (writings from her book)
CONYERS APPARITIONS OF BLESSED MOTHER AND JESUS (from the Journal of Nancy Fowler).
Women's RITES OF PASSAGE
Men's RITES OF PASSAGE

Anyone wanting to read these; They were bounced out of NON to hitchWORLD with all the porn. Where I'm constantly hazed and spammed with porn.

Look under K page 2 Click Katydid Then 'read all posts by this user' There is an archive there of about 100 pages of my posts. Click on the one you want...go in and read.

I have going on 13,000 views of WTF LETS HAVE A KATYDID THREAD since June.

3400, 4500, 3500, etc. views of other threads...

In three days I've had almost 1,000 views of the BLESSED MOTHER AND JESUS AT CONYERS thread.

I don't usually go spam anyone. I might go visiting and let my presence be known on occasion...I stay too busy to cause trouble.

And Lms2 and I are friends, next question?

[Katydid]

Somebody get these trouble makers IP Numbers.

David Lee Roth

[Katydid]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
...huh?

Hey Scottydabodi, I might need you to put the WORM on any troublemakers around cheer.

[Katydid]

I might pull a joke from time to time on troublemakers...But nothing that would hurt anyone...

OR turn into David Lee Roth about every 200th post...

Geesh, where is your sense of humor?

How's about throwing out the ones posting shit on my head? OR my face photochopped on porn along with Jesus, and Mother Mary and the Pope?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Katydid
Rikki, I was here before you. You talk mighty brave for a newcomer.

I joined this site in January 2004. I've known some of the people at this site for years. LOL...you tried the same tactic with Brett the other day. You're nuts.


Originally posted by Katydid
And Lms2 and I are friends, next question?

I know. It explains a lot about both of you.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by MAX
Something needs to be done about this.

Katy, post this in Main so I can close it.

This crap needs to be moved to the dump or closed.

DLR7884
Can someone BAN Katy from starting threads?

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by ImapusSylicker
Well, obviously SOMEONE has encouraged her to keep posting, and she got out of the Dump... SOMEONE took her side. She can't see me anymore, so it's worthless for me to try to stop her. Maybe SOMEONE can.

Cheers! :bottle:

Ouch, that stung, lol.

I'm just doing my job as mod in representing all the members of the Roth Army.
Not just those i like or those that are popular in one group or another.

She has done nothing to me, or anyone else that i have seen beyond defending herself.
As i said before, I don't agree with her views at all, but i don't go looking for trouble either.

To each their own, man.
If her posts bother people then they should just ignore them, which is what i have always promoted.
But that doesn't happen, what happens is the forums get filled with a bunch of crap that uses up bandwidth to which anyone who has donated here helps to pay for.

Isn't it evident that the attacks aren't working?
The way to stop an engine from running is to remove the fuel supply (in this case, responses to the posts).

I think it is more fun to atatck her and sharpen the teeth for some than it is to have her actually leave the site.
The war between y'all is a stalemate, and the fact that she has endured it all and presses onward is worthy of some respect.

[ALinChainz]

She isn't a DLR fan or CVH fan. Never has been, never will be.

She's here because he last name is Roth and she is trolling for a man, of which none will ever have her.

Nuff said.

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
She isn't a DLR fan or CVH fan. Never has been, never will be.

She's here because he last name is Roth and she is trolling for a man, of which none will ever have her.

Nuff said.

The only reason she ever ended up here is because her ex's last name was Roth (correct me if I'm wrong) and then she just babbles on with religious quotes (not hers!) wasting the bandwith like you say. This is a site dedicated to DAVE, not the church! I have nothing against religion per se, this just isn't the right forum for this. She knows nothing about Dave or his music, personality, etc., just here for some unknown reason.

She fills the forums up with religious posts, etc., and that's why we all fire back. This wouldn't occur if something was done about it. She starts it, we finish it. Now, whose wasting bandwith? Katydiddle or us?

I originally meant to quote Cathedral, oops.

We are here to talk DAVID LEE ROTH!

[Cathedral]

Do as y'all please, It ain't no skin off my back.

But remember this: As long as an audience shows up, they keep putting on the same stupid show night after night.
Stop attending and the show closes.

Roth On!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Do as y'all please, It ain't no skin off my back.

But remember this: As long as an audience shows up, they keep putting on the same stupid show night after night.
Stop attending and the show closes.

Roth On!

I used to think so too. But she just tries harder and never stops. She starts imagining that the audience is there.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Rikk
Maybe ALLY can close this. This is spam...at least I think it is.

Rikk, why are you coming into my thread acting like a busy body. If I didn't know better I'd think you were ALinChainz.

You are just mad cause I called your hand over in the Dump when you were throwing your weight around; told you that the Sheep Pen had no jurisidiction there. The Bible Boot Camp was the authority in there.

This thread is in NON DLR....so go back to hunting Hagars Sheep not Roths.

[Katydid]

How to act like a real man:

Have good posture.

A nice smile instead of a snarl.

Don't drown your self in Right Guard; so you smell like fly spray.

Try not to wear wrinkled or soiled clothes.

Don't drink and over indulge, so you have a beer gut.

Don't smoke so much you smell like an ash tray.

Don't act cocky and overly confident.

Show respect and a little kindness goes a long way.

Don't start telling a woman how good you are in bed.

Do tell a woman your name, open doors, and be a gentleman.

Don't act like Jim Carrey in "Me and Irene."

Don't cuss and talk vulgar.

Don't be chewing tobacco or dipping snuff and missing the spitton.

Don't brag about all the girls you've known or want everyone to think you have known before. (Or you will look like Englebert Humperdinck or KISS...maybe ge sued)

Too many tatoos, earrings, or far out crap makes you look like a prison out break.

Short guys don't wear those big leg ass crack pants with the big pockets or you will look like porky pig. They are for tall guys.

Simple is better for short guys.

Don't weld your doors shut so girls can't get out of you car...Unless you date a long legged one who can crawl in the window.

Learn to small talk. (Not about sex, sports, or cars)

Don't try to act too cool and lie so you get found out.






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[classicdude]

:confused: Huh?

[Golden AWe]

look at the delusional whore's posts

BAN HER


Originally posted by Katydid

Oh, and something else that makes me think that was the dude off Steely Dan...I was wearing a jade necklace and earrings...the earrings hung down about 4"...

He saw me there and I asked as I passed by, "how are you?" He said, "No flies on me."

I didn't even know of this group until I heard George Clooney was making a movie about them...I'd told him my Hughdual Lee Dugan story...

I used to write to George Clooney, Sam Haskell and his aunt Rosemary Clooney made sure he got them. For like 6 yrs. He and Charlie Sheen...(Long story...I'll tell it all some day)...

I even told George Clooney where I hung out...

Anyway one song Steely Dan has is about green earrings. This was several years ago. (well figure back when he made that movie about Steely Dan)...

Maybe I am being parnoid, but what I'm saying is true.


Originally posted by Katydid
Dang, I knew there was something I forgot to do...

I just told my Hughdual Lee Dugan story to George Clooney in a letter. Next thing I knew my son John told me they were making a movie about Steely Dan and George Clooney was playing the part. I didn't even know who Steely Dan was, had never heard of them before (you have to remember I listened to Country Music) So I went to an old buy, sell or trade place and found an old tape with the picture of the Kaydid...could barely hear it; it was so worn out. Then I finally saw the movie. In the movie they made out like the Katy he talks about is a dildo or dope or something...wasn't quite clear to me what it was exactly.

Later I went to the mall and looked and found the one with Green Earrings on it. Much later after I got a computer got a thingy about their music and signed a guest book. Never really went in again. But what I said happened...what the guy said to me, and me wearing the earrings, even before I'd ever heard that song or knew who Steely Dan was.

One time I wrote George mentioning that my old lady patient went to a friend's house and played the pump organ. Played "You are my Sunshine," "Angel Band" , my usual on and on when I'm psyched....

Next thing I knew they did O Brother Where Art Thou with those old songs in it...

I never get credit for my good ideas. I wish just once I could get credit for something instead of ridicule.

I know how HITCH must feel .... Everyone just gets the credit, we just get the shaft.

[Golden AWe]

BAN KATYDID!!!


Originally posted by Katydid

Oh, and something else that makes me think that was the dude off Steely Dan...I was wearing a jade necklace and earrings...the earrings hung down about 4"...

He saw me there and I asked as I passed by, "how are you?" He said, "No flies on me."

I didn't even know of this group until I heard George Clooney was making a movie about them...I'd told him my Hughdual Lee Dugan story...

I used to write to George Clooney, Sam Haskell and his aunt Rosemary Clooney made sure he got them. For like 6 yrs. He and Charlie Sheen...(Long story...I'll tell it all some day)...

I even told George Clooney where I hung out...

Anyway one song Steely Dan has is about green earrings. This was several years ago. (well figure back when he made that movie about Steely Dan)...

Maybe I am being parnoid, but what I'm saying is true.


Originally posted by Katydid
Dang, I knew there was something I forgot to do...

I just told my Hughdual Lee Dugan story to George Clooney in a letter. Next thing I knew my son John told me they were making a movie about Steely Dan and George Clooney was playing the part. I didn't even know who Steely Dan was, had never heard of them before (you have to remember I listened to Country Music) So I went to an old buy, sell or trade place and found an old tape with the picture of the Kaydid...could barely hear it; it was so worn out. Then I finally saw the movie. In the movie they made out like the Katy he talks about is a dildo or dope or something...wasn't quite clear to me what it was exactly.

Later I went to the mall and looked and found the one with Green Earrings on it. Much later after I got a computer got a thingy about their music and signed a guest book. Never really went in again. But what I said happened...what the guy said to me, and me wearing the earrings, even before I'd ever heard that song or knew who Steely Dan was.

One time I wrote George mentioning that my old lady patient went to a friend's house and played the pump organ. Played "You are my Sunshine," "Angel Band" , my usual on and on when I'm psyched....

Next thing I knew they did O Brother Where Art Thou with those old songs in it...

I never get credit for my good ideas. I wish just once I could get credit for something instead of ridicule.

I know how HITCH must feel .... Everyone just gets the credit, we just get the shaft.



Originally posted by Katydid

Oh, and something else that makes me think that was the dude off Steely Dan...I was wearing a jade necklace and earrings...the earrings hung down about 4"...

He saw me there and I asked as I passed by, "how are you?" He said, "No flies on me."

I didn't even know of this group until I heard George Clooney was making a movie about them...I'd told him my Hughdual Lee Dugan story...

I used to write to George Clooney, Sam Haskell and his aunt Rosemary Clooney made sure he got them. For like 6 yrs. He and Charlie Sheen...(Long story...I'll tell it all some day)...

I even told George Clooney where I hung out...

Anyway one song Steely Dan has is about green earrings. This was several years ago. (well figure back when he made that movie about Steely Dan)...

Maybe I am being parnoid, but what I'm saying is true.


Originally posted by Katydid
Dang, I knew there was something I forgot to do...

I just told my Hughdual Lee Dugan story to George Clooney in a letter. Next thing I knew my son John told me they were making a movie about Steely Dan and George Clooney was playing the part. I didn't even know who Steely Dan was, had never heard of them before (you have to remember I listened to Country Music) So I went to an old buy, sell or trade place and found an old tape with the picture of the Kaydid...could barely hear it; it was so worn out. Then I finally saw the movie. In the movie they made out like the Katy he talks about is a dildo or dope or something...wasn't quite clear to me what it was exactly.

Later I went to the mall and looked and found the one with Green Earrings on it. Much later after I got a computer got a thingy about their music and signed a guest book. Never really went in again. But what I said happened...what the guy said to me, and me wearing the earrings, even before I'd ever heard that song or knew who Steely Dan was.

One time I wrote George mentioning that my old lady patient went to a friend's house and played the pump organ. Played "You are my Sunshine," "Angel Band" , my usual on and on when I'm psyched....

Next thing I knew they did O Brother Where Art Thou with those old songs in it...

I never get credit for my good ideas. I wish just once I could get credit for something instead of ridicule.

I know how HITCH must feel .... Everyone just gets the credit, we just get the shaft.



Originally posted by Katydid

Oh, and something else that makes me think that was the dude off Steely Dan...I was wearing a jade necklace and earrings...the earrings hung down about 4"...

He saw me there and I asked as I passed by, "how are you?" He said, "No flies on me."

I didn't even know of this group until I heard George Clooney was making a movie about them...I'd told him my Hughdual Lee Dugan story...

I used to write to George Clooney, Sam Haskell and his aunt Rosemary Clooney made sure he got them. For like 6 yrs. He and Charlie Sheen...(Long story...I'll tell it all some day)...

I even told George Clooney where I hung out...

Anyway one song Steely Dan has is about green earrings. This was several years ago. (well figure back when he made that movie about Steely Dan)...

Maybe I am being parnoid, but what I'm saying is true.


Originally posted by Katydid
Dang, I knew there was something I forgot to do...

I just told my Hughdual Lee Dugan story to George Clooney in a letter. Next thing I knew my son John told me they were making a movie about Steely Dan and George Clooney was playing the part. I didn't even know who Steely Dan was, had never heard of them before (you have to remember I listened to Country Music) So I went to an old buy, sell or trade place and found an old tape with the picture of the Kaydid...could barely hear it; it was so worn out. Then I finally saw the movie. In the movie they made out like the Katy he talks about is a dildo or dope or something...wasn't quite clear to me what it was exactly.

Later I went to the mall and looked and found the one with Green Earrings on it. Much later after I got a computer got a thingy about their music and signed a guest book. Never really went in again. But what I said happened...what the guy said to me, and me wearing the earrings, even before I'd ever heard that song or knew who Steely Dan was.

One time I wrote George mentioning that my old lady patient went to a friend's house and played the pump organ. Played "You are my Sunshine," "Angel Band" , my usual on and on when I'm psyched....

Next thing I knew they did O Brother Where Art Thou with those old songs in it...

I never get credit for my good ideas. I wish just once I could get credit for something instead of ridicule.

I know how HITCH must feel .... Everyone just gets the credit, we just get the shaft.



Originally posted by Katydid

Oh, and something else that makes me think that was the dude off Steely Dan...I was wearing a jade necklace and earrings...the earrings hung down about 4"...

He saw me there and I asked as I passed by, "how are you?" He said, "No flies on me."

I didn't even know of this group until I heard George Clooney was making a movie about them...I'd told him my Hughdual Lee Dugan story...

I used to write to George Clooney, Sam Haskell and his aunt Rosemary Clooney made sure he got them. For like 6 yrs. He and Charlie Sheen...(Long story...I'll tell it all some day)...

I even told George Clooney where I hung out...

Anyway one song Steely Dan has is about green earrings. This was several years ago. (well figure back when he made that movie about Steely Dan)...

Maybe I am being parnoid, but what I'm saying is true.


Originally posted by Katydid
Dang, I knew there was something I forgot to do...

I just told my Hughdual Lee Dugan story to George Clooney in a letter. Next thing I knew my son John told me they were making a movie about Steely Dan and George Clooney was playing the part. I didn't even know who Steely Dan was, had never heard of them before (you have to remember I listened to Country Music) So I went to an old buy, sell or trade place and found an old tape with the picture of the Kaydid...could barely hear it; it was so worn out. Then I finally saw the movie. In the movie they made out like the Katy he talks about is a dildo or dope or something...wasn't quite clear to me what it was exactly.

Later I went to the mall and looked and found the one with Green Earrings on it. Much later after I got a computer got a thingy about their music and signed a guest book. Never really went in again. But what I said happened...what the guy said to me, and me wearing the earrings, even before I'd ever heard that song or knew who Steely Dan was.

One time I wrote George mentioning that my old lady patient went to a friend's house and played the pump organ. Played "You are my Sunshine," "Angel Band" , my usual on and on when I'm psyched....

Next thing I knew they did O Brother Where Art Thou with those old songs in it...

I never get credit for my good ideas. I wish just once I could get credit for something instead of ridicule.

I know how HITCH must feel .... Everyone just gets the credit, we just get the shaft.



Originally posted by Katydid

Oh, and something else that makes me think that was the dude off Steely Dan...I was wearing a jade necklace and earrings...the earrings hung down about 4"...

He saw me there and I asked as I passed by, "how are you?" He said, "No flies on me."

I didn't even know of this group until I heard George Clooney was making a movie about them...I'd told him my Hughdual Lee Dugan story...

I used to write to George Clooney, Sam Haskell and his aunt Rosemary Clooney made sure he got them. For like 6 yrs. He and Charlie Sheen...(Long story...I'll tell it all some day)...

I even told George Clooney where I hung out...

Anyway one song Steely Dan has is about green earrings. This was several years ago. (well figure back when he made that movie about Steely Dan)...

Maybe I am being parnoid, but what I'm saying is true.


Originally posted by Katydid
Dang, I knew there was something I forgot to do...

I just told my Hughdual Lee Dugan story to George Clooney in a letter. Next thing I knew my son John told me they were making a movie about Steely Dan and George Clooney was playing the part. I didn't even know who Steely Dan was, had never heard of them before (you have to remember I listened to Country Music) So I went to an old buy, sell or trade place and found an old tape with the picture of the Kaydid...could barely hear it; it was so worn out. Then I finally saw the movie. In the movie they made out like the Katy he talks about is a dildo or dope or something...wasn't quite clear to me what it was exactly.

Later I went to the mall and looked and found the one with Green Earrings on it. Much later after I got a computer got a thingy about their music and signed a guest book. Never really went in again. But what I said happened...what the guy said to me, and me wearing the earrings, even before I'd ever heard that song or knew who Steely Dan was.

One time I wrote George mentioning that my old lady patient went to a friend's house and played the pump organ. Played "You are my Sunshine," "Angel Band" , my usual on and on when I'm psyched....

Next thing I knew they did O Brother Where Art Thou with those old songs in it...

I never get credit for my good ideas. I wish just once I could get credit for something instead of ridicule.

I know how HITCH must feel .... Everyone just gets the credit, we just get the shaft.



Originally posted by Katydid

Oh, and something else that makes me think that was the dude off Steely Dan...I was wearing a jade necklace and earrings...the earrings hung down about 4"...

He saw me there and I asked as I passed by, "how are you?" He said, "No flies on me."

I didn't even know of this group until I heard George Clooney was making a movie about them...I'd told him my Hughdual Lee Dugan story...

I used to write to George Clooney, Sam Haskell and his aunt Rosemary Clooney made sure he got them. For like 6 yrs. He and Charlie Sheen...(Long story...I'll tell it all some day)...

I even told George Clooney where I hung out...

Anyway one song Steely Dan has is about green earrings. This was several years ago. (well figure back when he made that movie about Steely Dan)...

Maybe I am being parnoid, but what I'm saying is true.


Originally posted by Katydid
Dang, I knew there was something I forgot to do...

I just told my Hughdual Lee Dugan story to George Clooney in a letter. Next thing I knew my son John told me they were making a movie about Steely Dan and George Clooney was playing the part. I didn't even know who Steely Dan was, had never heard of them before (you have to remember I listened to Country Music) So I went to an old buy, sell or trade place and found an old tape with the picture of the Kaydid...could barely hear it; it was so worn out. Then I finally saw the movie. In the movie they made out like the Katy he talks about is a dildo or dope or something...wasn't quite clear to me what it was exactly.

Later I went to the mall and looked and found the one with Green Earrings on it. Much later after I got a computer got a thingy about their music and signed a guest book. Never really went in again. But what I said happened...what the guy said to me, and me wearing the earrings, even before I'd ever heard that song or knew who Steely Dan was.

One time I wrote George mentioning that my old lady patient went to a friend's house and played the pump organ. Played "You are my Sunshine," "Angel Band" , my usual on and on when I'm psyched....

Next thing I knew they did O Brother Where Art Thou with those old songs in it...

I never get credit for my good ideas. I wish just once I could get credit for something instead of ridicule.

I know how HITCH must feel .... Everyone just gets the credit, we just get the shaft.



Originally posted by Katydid

Oh, and something else that makes me think that was the dude off Steely Dan...I was wearing a jade necklace and earrings...the earrings hung down about 4"...

He saw me there and I asked as I passed by, "how are you?" He said, "No flies on me."

I didn't even know of this group until I heard George Clooney was making a movie about them...I'd told him my Hughdual Lee Dugan story...

I used to write to George Clooney, Sam Haskell and his aunt Rosemary Clooney made sure he got them. For like 6 yrs. He and Charlie Sheen...(Long story...I'll tell it all some day)...

I even told George Clooney where I hung out...

Anyway one song Steely Dan has is about green earrings. This was several years ago. (well figure back when he made that movie about Steely Dan)...

Maybe I am being parnoid, but what I'm saying is true.


Originally posted by Katydid
Dang, I knew there was something I forgot to do...

I just told my Hughdual Lee Dugan story to George Clooney in a letter. Next thing I knew my son John told me they were making a movie about Steely Dan and George Clooney was playing the part. I didn't even know who Steely Dan was, had never heard of them before (you have to remember I listened to Country Music) So I went to an old buy, sell or trade place and found an old tape with the picture of the Kaydid...could barely hear it; it was so worn out. Then I finally saw the movie. In the movie they made out like the Katy he talks about is a dildo or dope or something...wasn't quite clear to me what it was exactly.

Later I went to the mall and looked and found the one with Green Earrings on it. Much later after I got a computer got a thingy about their music and signed a guest book. Never really went in again. But what I said happened...what the guy said to me, and me wearing the earrings, even before I'd ever heard that song or knew who Steely Dan was.

One time I wrote George mentioning that my old lady patient went to a friend's house and played the pump organ. Played "You are my Sunshine," "Angel Band" , my usual on and on when I'm psyched....

Next thing I knew they did O Brother Where Art Thou with those old songs in it...

I never get credit for my good ideas. I wish just once I could get credit for something instead of ridicule.

I know how HITCH must feel .... Everyone just gets the credit, we just get the shaft.


Originally posted by Katydid

Oh, and something else that makes me think that was the dude off Steely Dan...I was wearing a jade necklace and earrings...the earrings hung down about 4"...

He saw me there and I asked as I passed by, "how are you?" He said, "No flies on me."

I didn't even know of this group until I heard George Clooney was making a movie about them...I'd told him my Hughdual Lee Dugan story...

I used to write to George Clooney, Sam Haskell and his aunt Rosemary Clooney made sure he got them. For like 6 yrs. He and Charlie Sheen...(Long story...I'll tell it all some day)...

I even told George Clooney where I hung out...

Anyway one song Steely Dan has is about green earrings. This was several years ago. (well figure back when he made that movie about Steely Dan)...

Maybe I am being parnoid, but what I'm saying is true.


Originally posted by Katydid
Dang, I knew there was something I forgot to do...

I just told my Hughdual Lee Dugan story to George Clooney in a letter. Next thing I knew my son John told me they were making a movie about Steely Dan and George Clooney was playing the part. I didn't even know who Steely Dan was, had never heard of them before (you have to remember I listened to Country Music) So I went to an old buy, sell or trade place and found an old tape with the picture of the Kaydid...could barely hear it; it was so worn out. Then I finally saw the movie. In the movie they made out like the Katy he talks about is a dildo or dope or something...wasn't quite clear to me what it was exactly.

Later I went to the mall and looked and found the one with Green Earrings on it. Much later after I got a computer got a thingy about their music and signed a guest book. Never really went in again. But what I said happened...what the guy said to me, and me wearing the earrings, even before I'd ever heard that song or knew who Steely Dan was.

One time I wrote George mentioning that my old lady patient went to a friend's house and played the pump organ. Played "You are my Sunshine," "Angel Band" , my usual on and on when I'm psyched....

Next thing I knew they did O Brother Where Art Thou with those old songs in it...

I never get credit for my good ideas. I wish just once I could get credit for something instead of ridicule.

I know how HITCH must feel .... Everyone just gets the credit, we just get the shaft.



Originally posted by Katydid

Oh, and something else that makes me think that was the dude off Steely Dan...I was wearing a jade necklace and earrings...the earrings hung down about 4"...

He saw me there and I asked as I passed by, "how are you?" He said, "No flies on me."

I didn't even know of this group until I heard George Clooney was making a movie about them...I'd told him my Hughdual Lee Dugan story...

I used to write to George Clooney, Sam Haskell and his aunt Rosemary Clooney made sure he got them. For like 6 yrs. He and Charlie Sheen...(Long story...I'll tell it all some day)...

I even told George Clooney where I hung out...

Anyway one song Steely Dan has is about green earrings. This was several years ago. (well figure back when he made that movie about Steely Dan)...

Maybe I am being parnoid, but what I'm saying is true.


Originally posted by Katydid
Dang, I knew there was something I forgot to do...

I just told my Hughdual Lee Dugan story to George Clooney in a letter. Next thing I knew my son John told me they were making a movie about Steely Dan and George Clooney was playing the part. I didn't even know who Steely Dan was, had never heard of them before (you have to remember I listened to Country Music) So I went to an old buy, sell or trade place and found an old tape with the picture of the Kaydid...could barely hear it; it was so worn out. Then I finally saw the movie. In the movie they made out like the Katy he talks about is a dildo or dope or something...wasn't quite clear to me what it was exactly.

Later I went to the mall and looked and found the one with Green Earrings on it. Much later after I got a computer got a thingy about their music and signed a guest book. Never really went in again. But what I said happened...what the guy said to me, and me wearing the earrings, even before I'd ever heard that song or knew who Steely Dan was.

One time I wrote George mentioning that my old lady patient went to a friend's house and played the pump organ. Played "You are my Sunshine," "Angel Band" , my usual on and on when I'm psyched....

Next thing I knew they did O Brother Where Art Thou with those old songs in it...

I never get credit for my good ideas. I wish just once I could get credit for something instead of ridicule.

I know how HITCH must feel .... Everyone just gets the credit, we just get the shaft.



Originally posted by Katydid

Oh, and something else that makes me think that was the dude off Steely Dan...I was wearing a jade necklace and earrings...the earrings hung down about 4"...

He saw me there and I asked as I passed by, "how are you?" He said, "No flies on me."

I didn't even know of this group until I heard George Clooney was making a movie about them...I'd told him my Hughdual Lee Dugan story...

I used to write to George Clooney, Sam Haskell and his aunt Rosemary Clooney made sure he got them. For like 6 yrs. He and Charlie Sheen...(Long story...I'll tell it all some day)...

I even told George Clooney where I hung out...

Anyway one song Steely Dan has is about green earrings. This was several years ago. (well figure back when he made that movie about Steely Dan)...

Maybe I am being parnoid, but what I'm saying is true.


Originally posted by Katydid
Dang, I knew there was something I forgot to do...

I just told my Hughdual Lee Dugan story to George Clooney in a letter. Next thing I knew my son John told me they were making a movie about Steely Dan and George Clooney was playing the part. I didn't even know who Steely Dan was, had never heard of them before (you have to remember I listened to Country Music) So I went to an old buy, sell or trade place and found an old tape with the picture of the Kaydid...could barely hear it; it was so worn out. Then I finally saw the movie. In the movie they made out like the Katy he talks about is a dildo or dope or something...wasn't quite clear to me what it was exactly.

Later I went to the mall and looked and found the one with Green Earrings on it. Much later after I got a computer got a thingy about their music and signed a guest book. Never really went in again. But what I said happened...what the guy said to me, and me wearing the earrings, even before I'd ever heard that song or knew who Steely Dan was.

One time I wrote George mentioning that my old lady patient went to a friend's house and played the pump organ. Played "You are my Sunshine," "Angel Band" , my usual on and on when I'm psyched....

Next thing I knew they did O Brother Where Art Thou with those old songs in it...

I never get credit for my good ideas. I wish just once I could get credit for something instead of ridicule.

I know how HITCH must feel .... Everyone just gets the credit, we just get the shaft.

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