Happy Birthday Lounge Machine!!!!!

[Jesterstar]

Hey try and save some cake for everyone else you fat fucking shit eating Goat Fucker!!!!!!!!!!!

I already know what you did with your candles...............Yea everyone knows about it. You fat pervert.

[Guitar Shark]

Wait, I don't know. What did he do with the candles?

Happy birthday LM...

[Jesterstar]

He Lit the candles and took the fat ones and stuffed the lit ends up his ass. And then he took a small one and exstinguished it with the hole in the head of his penis. It's disgusting and I'd prefer you didn't encourage his fat behavior.

[Jesterstar]

This is the best birthday thread a fat loser like him could have ever hoped for.

You can mail me the 150 dollars for making your B-day that much more special Fat ass. Although I won't accept in pepsi bottles.

[ODShowtime]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=307505

[LoungeMachine]

Funny thing is OD, it's funnier if you use Jesterskank's ACTUAL photo. It's even more retarded than the one you posted.

His parents were related, mom drank the entire time she was pregnant, and they fed him paint chips until he was 4

Ugliest dork you've ever seen.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
He Lit the candles and took the fat ones and stuffed the lit ends up his ass. And then he took a small one and exstinguished it with the hole in the head of his penis. It's disgusting and I'd prefer you didn't encourage his fat behavior.

Can you explain why you are so fixated on LM's ass?

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Funny thing is OD, it's funnier if you use Jesterskank's ACTUAL photo. It's even more retarded than the one you posted.

His parents were related, mom drank the entire time she was pregnant, and they fed him paint chips until he was 4

Ugliest dork you've ever seen.

where's it at? we can do a side-by-side comparison. That should be pretty funny...

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Can you explain why you are so fixated on LM's ass?

Well it's huge and Lumps and is similar to maps of outer space planets that I have studied before.

It's like the Sphinx map on the far side of mars. I coincadence I think not.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=307505

I guess it's easy to see where the FAT FUCKS Are. They always hate it when people call people on being fat. ISn't that right Fatty???

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
where's it at? we can do a side-by-side comparison. That should be pretty funny...

It's in the guys show your pics thread. Or ask Flappo. He has some of me. Even some nudes with my big black cock swinging around.

[Big Troubles]

Happy "a reason to get drunk/stoned" Birthday Lounge! :D Have a good one.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Happy "a reason to get drunk/stoned" Birthday Lounge! :D Have a good one.

Thanks, BT:D

I'll fire up a fattie in your honor later.....

It's all harmonic, when you're on the Chronic

[Big Troubles]

:D and Im always on the Chronic so.... lol

[ODShowtime]

I wish I had actual photoshop. I think I'd be pretty good. We have some true master here though.

Anyway, the side-by-side thing wasn't working. This is very crude, but kinda funny:

[WHOYOUFUCKINJOE]

Please don't try and impress us with your ability to rhyme you fat fuck. Thank you.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Thanks, BT:D

I'll fire up a fattie in your honor later.....

It's all harmonic, when you're on the Chronic

A Fattie Lighting up a fatty...............Isn't that some type of Genocide???

Nice to See Big Twubbles posting again after his trillionth owning.

I'll fix his Chronic statement

Because for Big Twubbles

Chronic=Cock

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
I wish I had actual photoshop. I think I'd be pretty good. We have some true master here though.

Anyway, the side-by-side thing wasn't working. This is very crude, but kinda funny:

Yea really funny. It's that kind of funny when a chcik see's your cock for the first time. It's just that fucking funny.

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Yea really funny. It's that kind of funny when a chcik see's your cock for the first time. It's just that fucking funny.

It might just be the retarded dude's face making me laugh.

I thought you'd be a lot squirlier looking actually.

[Nickdfresh]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=408684

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=408726

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WHOYOUFUCKINJOE
Please don't try and impress us with your ability to rhyme you fat fuck. Thank you.

How's that new parole officer treating you joey?

Is he impressed you wrote classic Van Halen songs?

How's your raging coke habit? Still having to turn tricks?

Where's the million dollars you owe me?

fucktard:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=408684

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=408726

What's funnier? The cheap guitar, or the fire extinguisher in the shiity apartment?

He's really busting loose too. Can you go from C to G yet sparky?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
A Fattie Lighting up a fatty...............Isn't that some type of Genocide???



Genocide?

Don't try and use words oo big for you, Gump.

Maybe you were reaching "Canabalism" ?

Regardless, it was just other lame attempt at humor.

For the record, I'm 5'10'', 165 lbs.

If that's fat at 43, I'll take it.

But as for that ugly face of your's Jesterskank, have you actually ever been able to get a woman?:rolleyes:

[Dan]

Originally posted by WHOYOUFUCKINJOE
Please don't try and impress us with your ability to rhyme you fat fuck. Thank you.

What a fucken cocksucker you are Joe,your my Hero.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by WHOYOUFUCKINJOE
Please I will give your big fat cock a suck and a fuck for $25. Thank you.

[Anonymous]

Happy Birthday LoungeMachine! May all your christmas be merry and bright or whatever... Grab this excuse to get drunk, and eat a lobster.

Cheers, bro! :bottle:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=408684

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/fagcard.jpg

[LoungeMachine]

What a nice little gift From Jesterskank....

He tries in his usual lame, unfunny way to put me down, and instead the thread turns into another Jesterskank/Joe Thunder FLAME FEST

They should hook up. Thunder likes boys, and Jesterskank can't get laid.....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ImapusSylicker
Happy Birthday LoungeMachine! May all your christmas be merry and bright or whatever... Grab this excuse to get drunk, and eat a lobster.

Cheers, bro! :bottle:

[

Thanks man

I was eating a Lobster dinner with my wife on my birthday Sunday night when I heard the news about Hunter S. Thompson

Weird night, indeed.

Good Lobster, though.:cool:

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh


That is actually a picture of Joe Thunder's parents at a parade celebrating Black History Month.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
That is actually a picture of Joe Thunder's parents at a parade celebrating Black History Month.

:D


Careful bro. Thudner will send the law man over there......:rolleyes:

[ALinChainz]

Thudner shits himself.

What he is, is a homo stalker.

You ignore his PM's asking for your phone number and address and he starts pounding the cheap wine and thinks up something that will get a response so he can begin the "Lurk & Jerk".

He gets off on the negative attention, just ... like ... KATY.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Thudner shits himself.

What he is, is a homo stalker.

You ignore his PM's asking for your phone number and address and he starts pounding the cheap wine and thinks up something that will get a response so he can begin the "Lurk & Jerk".

He gets off on the negative attention, just ... like ... KATY.

His PMs are creepy.

He really is a gay stalker, hoping to hook up:rolleyes:

The whole "Im a coke addict" thing is just plain weird.

Notice The big fight on the 23rd. for Brian Minto at the Day's Inn Motel in Butler STILL HAS NO OPPONENT????:D

I guess they'll be picking a homeless guy off the street so Brian might have a chance to win this time.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
What a nice little gift From Jesterskank....

He tries in his usual lame, unfunny way to put me down, and instead the thread turns into another Jesterskank/Joe Thunder FLAME FEST

They should hook up. Thunder likes boys, and Jesterskank can't get laid.....

Fuck Fatty I got laid last night. SUcked and Fucked and did it all. When was the last time you could say the same.

Fatty B-day...........To you.

Fatty B-day...........Screw you.

Your a FAt Fucking Reject. Fatty B-day to you.

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I got laid last night. SUcked and Fucked and did it all.

That sounds REAL gay dude!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=345990

sorry LM. I didn't mean to call your birthday thread a gay thread.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
His PMs are creepy.

He really is a gay stalker, hoping to hook up:rolleyes:

The whole "Im a coke addict" thing is just plain weird.

Notice The big fight on the 23rd. for Brian Minto at the Day's Inn Motel in Butler STILL HAS NO OPPONENT????:D

I guess they'll be picking a homeless guy off the street so Brian might have a chance to win this time.

The homeless guy wins by KO inside of 10 rounds.

The guy couldn't beat Tubbs. If he was anything, Tubbs should have been out of there in 7 rounds or less.

They call him "The Beast"? :rolleyes:

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
That sounds REAL gay dude!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=345990

sorry LM. I didn't mean to call your birthday thread a gay thread.

I like how you think having sex with a girl is gay. You really have a passion for fucking men.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Fuck Fatty I got laid last night. SUcked and Fucked and did it all. When was the last time you could say the same.

Fatty B-day...........To you.

Fatty B-day...........Screw you.

Your a FAt Fucking Reject. Fatty B-day to you.

You mean you actually sucked it? You admit it? Wow... you're a master bitch owner alright. :lol:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Fuck Fatty I got laid last night. SUcked and Fucked and did it all. .

Once again, Jesterskank owns himself:D :D :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
The homeless guy wins by KO inside of 10 rounds.

The guy couldn't beat Tubbs. If he was anything, Tubbs should have been out of there in 7 rounds or less.

They call him "The Beast"? :rolleyes:

At a Days Inn Motel in Butler, PA no less !!!:D

It's like a bad SNL skit:rolleyes:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ODShowtime

sorry LM. I didn't mean to call your birthday thread a gay thread.

ANY thread involving Jesterskank and Joe Thudner MUST be classified as gay:D

[Anonymous]

Ok, took me a bit, but I finally got one. Gotta love www.wetplace.com


Originally posted by Jesterstar
I like how you think having sex with a girl is gay. You really have a passion for fucking men.

How do you suck a girl, Jester? Oh, wait... Maybe it's THIS kind:

[smaz]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
What's funnier? The cheap guitar, or the fire extinguisher in the shiity apartment?

He's really busting loose too. Can you go from C to G yet sparky?

:lol:

Happy birthday Lounge!!!

:gulp:

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ImapusSylicker
You mean you actually sucked it? You admit it? Wow... you're a master bitch owner alright. :lol:

Here's a Lesson for all the guys here that haven't seen a pussy upclose ever unless it's been on their computer screen.

If any of you ever get the chance to lick a pussy what you do is lick up and down. Now if your a real man. The taste of the womans pussy will be something that you enjoy. THus you want to get all the juice out of it. So you lick up then down........Then place your mouth over the clit with the HOOD REMOVED remember that. Then make a vacume sucking motion. Some women really get off on that. It't a little something for you guys that might not get to do that as much as I do.


Now go back to dreaming of me sucking dicks you fags.

Hey Lounge Machine got big plans tonight??? Maybe trying to get the Pizza guy to stay for 2 minuets this time. OWNED!!!!!

[Jesterstar]

I knew Lounge Machines B-day thread would have his favorite type of porn in it.

PERVS!!!!!!!

EXCUSE ME OWNED PERVS

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I knew Lounge Machines B-day thread would have his favorite type of porn in it.

PERVS!!!!!!!

EXCUSE ME OWNED PERVS

Nah, I actually went to the shemale menu on www.wetplace.com to get it JUST FOR YOU! I know how much you love to give a good suck...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ImapusSylicker
Nah, I actually went to the shemale menu on www.wetplace.com to get it JUST FOR YOU! I know how much you love to give a good suck...

Cheers! :bottle:
I wouldn't even know where to go to find something like that. I guess you must have a small fetish also. Your really helping out LM and his sad pathetic B-day.


YOur dreaming about me sucking cock. I have to learn to be less good looking.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I wouldn't even know where to go to find something like that. I guess you must have a small fetish also. Your really helping out LM and his sad pathetic B-day.


YOur dreaming about me sucking cock. I have to learn to be less good looking.

Well, www.wetplace.com has EVERY kind of porn imaginable, conveniently divided into easily accessible menus, including that kind. It's really a great site. I had never actually visited that section, but I made the sacrifice, since I knew it'd make you happy.

Notice how you said "you must have a small fetish ALSO." But I don't, YOU'RE the ONLY one who has it... :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

I don't usually ruin birthday threads, but this one was already ruined... I mean YOU started it, Jester. How could it get worse? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
A Fattie Lighting up a fatty...............Isn't that some type of Genocide???

Nice to See Big Twubbles posting again after his trillionth owning.

I'll fix his Chronic statement

Because for Big Twubbles

Chronic=Cock

man you need some seriously lovin'. Your malfunctions started in the womb my friend. There is no cure for you. I have yet to see you "own" a fucking thing. Car, home... a woman. A good job. The ability to use proper english in a sentence.

you are a mess Jess. MessyJes. :D Wanna guess what your new nicknames gonna be for the next few months bitch boy? LOL

[ODShowtime]

good times

[Big Troubles]

this thread is going places...baby hang on tight...

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
The ability to use proper english in a sentence.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

[Big Troubles]

when it looks like the threads gonna slow down, I'll start posting random pics of porn to keep the Birthday party thread going for ya LM!

[Anonymous]

Hey, I had one of those! Lemme see if I can find it...

[Anonymous]

Here it is! :D

http://www.tobiassammet.com/gfx/vache.jpg

[Katydid]

Happy Birthday Lounge Machine.

Sorry all the hetherns ruined it for you.

AL dissing Dr. Joe Thunder LP, who didn't say anything negative.

Big Troubles talking about smoking joints.

Jesterstar calling you fat ass.

Nickdfresh posting monkey pictures.

And ImapuSylickers had to be porn (I have him on ignore and am guessing)

Good thing I saved the day and am posting very sincere and warm Happy Birthday wishes. I shall say a prayer for all the lobsters ... and get this thread back on a positive note.

You'll probably be so stoned and drunk over at Natra and Rikkis later though that you probably won't see it till next week.

[Anonymous]

Ooooooh... Looks like you CAN see me, dear Katy... This looks promising. You DON'T have have me on ignore, do you? You just LOVE the porn, don't you? Well, I'll see you in your thread then... :D

[Jesterstar]

WELLITY WELLITY WELLITY..............

Iamapussylicker wants to be JESTERSTAR'S FREIND badly. That is fine. But first you must write a poem about me that makes me giggle. Then your Friendship I may consider.

Big Twubbles.......What can I say. You lie more about your real life than anyone I've ever seen on the net. Your a loser. Everyone hates you. YOu jump and Beg for my attention like I was a black man at the bus stop with a big cock you want to suck on. Your a fag. I've exsposed you sonny Jim. Your a big Failure of a fag. Owned to the EXSTREAM BITCH.

Lounge Machine.........Your FAt It's your birthday go ahead and cry to your dish of Cherry Garcia about how you've never been loved by a woman or a warm body that didn't inflait for that matter.

KAtydid...........Don't cross me..........Get it CROSS ME!!!!!!! A



AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
WELLITY WELLITY WELLITY..............

Iamapussylicker wants to be JESTERSTAR'S FREIND badly. That is fine. But first you must write a poem about me that makes me giggle. Then your Friendship I may consider.

Why don't you write a poem about me, instead? Make it a good one, and we'll see about that later...

Well, let's see, things to do... watch Looney Tunes. Spam Katydid. Looney Tunes first, Katy later.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Jesterstar]

Iamapussylicker,
It isn't a Bumper sticker,
It isn't a something to snicker,
It's just well.......I am a Pussylicker,
Not in the sense of a man who's screen name is that,
Don't you see that JESTERSTAR has more tricks in his hat,
He licks pussy for the love of and doesn't ignore the anus,
For he is a real man and must be deemed the bravest,
The man with the Screen name has never tasted pussy,
I dare say that the man is a Wussy,
For JESTERSTAR is Triumphant a Icon know Doubt,
And The man with the Screen name tends to his gout,
Click your Heels Three Times and Jesterstar is at home,
Iamapussylicker is forever OWNED!!!!

[Anonymous]

Pretty funny, I'll give you that... :D It actually made me laugh, no shit! But still,

[Jesterstar]

I'd rather be a fag than a OWNED FAG like you.


Shit you get alot of CHicks with that Screen name???

Probably not. You don't know how to eat pussy. You live in fiction.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'd rather be a fag than a OWNED FAG like you.

No comments there, I've owned you at least three times, who's counting?


Shit you get alot of CHicks with that Screen name??? Probably not.

Get chicks with a screen name? What, you go talk to the chicks and tell them your screen name is Jesterstar? Is that how you get them? Am I the one living in fiction?

Or, wait... Is it possible - yes it is, ladies and gentlemen - that what you understand by getting a chick, as per that logic you're using - Jesterstar using logic... that's rich - is to type with them over the internet? Is that what you call getting a chick? Do you ever leave the house? If you have a house, that is...


You don't know how to eat pussy. You live in fiction.

Pray tell, then, HOW does one eat pussy? How do YOU eat pussy? Press your tongue against the screen and give it a good, hard lick? That doesn't explain the sucking, pal.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Jesterstar]

You want to start paying me for my material???

Because you wrote what I wrote except you forgot the fact that your a owned fag.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
You want to start paying me for my material???

Because you wrote what I wrote except you forgot the fact that your a owned fag.

If you want me to reply to any of your posts, you'll have to come up with better than that. And please, don't tell me I replied to that, I haven't. I replied to your stupidity, it had nothing to do with that in the quote.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ImapusSylicker
If you want me to reply to any of your posts, you'll have to come up with better than that. And please, don't tell me I replied to that, I haven't. I replied to your stupidity, it had nothing to do with that in the quote.

You quoted it you've responded to it. Your fucking owned. ENd of story. This doesn't look good. Pledge allegence to me and all will be fine.

[Anonymous]

If you want to end this, YOU pledge allegiance to ME! I'm going to take a shit, now.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar


Because you wrote what I wrote except you forgot the fact that your a owned fag.




Seriously, How old are you?

I haven't seen this kind of shit since 3rd. grade. Even then it only came from the droolers :rolleyes:

This has to be a goof. NO ONE is this stupid in the real world:cool:

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Seriously, How old are you?

I haven't seen this kind of shit since 3rd. grade. Even then it only came from the droolers :rolleyes:

This has to be a goof. NO ONE is this stupid in the real world:cool:

That's funny because I think the 3erd Grade is the last time your fat fucking ass saw your own cock isn't it???

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ImapusSylicker
If you want to end this, YOU pledge allegiance to ME! I'm going to take a shit, now.

I can see your already signing up for TEAM STAR.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I can see your already signing up for TEAM STAR.

Is that a pledge of allegiance?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ImapusSylicker
Is that a pledge of allegiance?

I'll take that as a yes.

[Anonymous]

Right, I'll sign you up for my army, recruit. First mission: Spam Katydid!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Jesterstar]

I haven't decided what to do about Katydid. I was a supporter of hers for a long time. But I see she isn't on my TEAM.

If this is the case then Katy will pay. Now finish my poem. I know you probably worked through the night on it. So just hand in your rough draft and I'll accept it.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'd rather be a fag .

Your uncle granted you your wish long ago then:D

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Your uncle granted you your wish long ago then:D

That's why I live with my girlfriend??? Who inspired you to be a fat peice of shit??? Or was it just watching your parents sit in their trailor all day that finalized your decision.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I haven't decided what to do about Katydid. I was a supporter of hers for a long time. But I see she isn't on my TEAM.

If this is the case then Katy will pay. Now finish my poem. I know you probably worked through the night on it. So just hand in your rough draft and I'll accept it.

No, I actually SLEPT through the night, I work today. But don't worry, you've already been drafted, there's no need for more poems.

Oh, and Katydid is in NOONE's team, so you might as well make her pay. Go for it, man!

Cheers! :bottle: