I Am Cooking A Gigantic Hamburger!!!!!!!!

[Jesterstar]

That's right and I am thinking of putting parmesian cheese on it because that is the only cheese I have in the house..........FUCK YOU!!!!!!

THis burger is so big some of you would mistake it for rimms for a bling bling truck.

[rustoffa]

That's fucking crazy star....

I have no fucking idea how big the skillet or grill or whateverthefuck™ you're cooking it on is.

Cook that fucking thing like no tomorrow.

Make 'em cry when you flip it.

[Jesterstar]

When I flipped this Burger the Grease formed a Tidal Wave similar to the one that took 400 thousand lives in the tsunami.

I ate it in minuets since I am stoned and drunk at the same time.

The fact is I made a huge fucking burger and consumed it.

Almost of none of you made a fucking burger that big.

God I am drunk.

Fuck the World.

[rustoffa]

Dude, I fucking cooked some shit one night.

It's like when there's alot of people milling around and you're trying to cook.

I'm like, "fuck the fuck off, the charcoal's fine and I don't wanna hear about that shit again".....people working you while you're attending to a jenn-air full of fucking shit.

This stupid fucking chick just goes on and on about how she wants her hot-dog burnt. Yakkity-fucking-yak.


So I end up just grilling a small tree branch while she's yammering and then nothing's fucking funny when she bites into it.

I took alot of heat for that shit, but fuck it.

[Jesterstar]

Dude I ran into a mailbox over the weekend and now I can't drink within a 15 mile radius of where I live. I know what you mean.

[bueno bob]

.

[rustoffa]

I got kinda a similair story.

[kentuckyklira]

Originally posted by rustoffa
I got kinda a similair story. I should hope every decent rocker has!:( :o

[Jesterstar]

The Burger was Gigantic and Delectable. YOUR ALL OWNED!!!!!!!!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
That's right and I am thinking of putting parmesian cheese on it because that is the only cheese I have in the house..........FUCK YOU!!!!!!

THis burger is so big some of you would mistake it for rimms for a bling bling truck.


Lifestyles of the Poor and Shameless


sucks to be you

[DLR7884]

We're "owned" because you are in your mid twenties and can only afford to cook a giant hamburger for dinner?

Didn't you have any fucking french fries?

Or some sort of side dish?

DLR7884
Or did your side dish "cheddar" go to the cable company?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Lifestyles of the Poor and Shameless


sucks to be you

How many Girls did you bang on your B-day???

0???


You know what they say when you Multiply 0 by any other number???

0 Times anything = FAG

OWNED/

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
We're "owned" because you are in your mid twenties and can only afford to cook a giant hamburger for dinner?

Didn't you have any fucking french fries?

Or some sort of side dish?

DLR7884
Or did your side dish "cheddar" go to the cable company?

All my exstra money is in my exstra special project.

[DLR7884]

Your extra special project?

How about this project--
You are a fucking 25 year old mail clerk who can't afford his fucking bills despite help from his parents.

You basically get high every night despite being poor.

No offense to black people.....but are you some sort of ******?

DLR7884
I only use the word ****** because it makes my point.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Your extra special project?

How about this project--
You are a fucking 25 year old mail clerk who can't afford his fucking bills despite help from his parents.

You basically get high every night despite being poor.

No offense to black people.....but are you some sort of ******?

DLR7884
I only use the word ****** because it makes my point.

I've been told by my Black and White friends that I am in fact a ******. But I don't go looking for the Glory. I just am in it to bang my hot white girlfriend.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I've been told by my Black and White friends that I am in fact a ******. But I don't go looking for the Glory. I just am in it to bang my hot white girlfriend.

Yes, you are NIGNORANT.

DLR7884
I don't think your girlfriend is hot or white though....

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Yes, you are NIGNORANT.

DLR7884
I don't think your girlfriend is hot or white though....

Dude your so wrong. Owned again.

[Hardrock69]

YOU BURNED UP THAT POOR DEFENSELESS PIECE OF COW FLESH!!!!

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

I am going to report you to the authorities for dead animal cruelty!!!!


MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

:D

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
YOU BURNED UP THAT POOR DEFENSELESS PIECE OF COW FLESH!!!!

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

I am going to report you to the authorities for dead animal cruelty!!!!


MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

:D

Then I guess I won't mention how I sexed it first.

[Anonymous]

Ya know...

Looking back...

One has to admit Jesterstar was THE BEST troll we've had here.

I suppose everyone excels at something. Jester excelled at stupidity.

Much better than all the material we've had around here.

Dare I say it?

Dare I utter the who'da thunk it words?

Come back Jester, own all the lesser trolls into oblivion, and then we'll kick you around some more as our way of saying thanks?

I need a beer.

Cheers! :bottle:

[FORD]

Jizzy really grilled up a giant hot dog, not a giant hamburger. Because he was HUNGRY FOR COCK.

[hideyoursheep]

That guy (?) reminds me of some sort of a GAR/thome mash-up.

Gone before I arrived, I think.

[fryingdutchman]

That guy (?) reminds me of some sort of a GAR/thome mash-up.

Gone before I arrived, I think.

Didnt' you hear the news?

Jesterstar is DEAD!

GAyR says so....

:lmao:

[hideyoursheep]

Didnt' you hear the news?

Jesterstar is DEAD!

GAyR says so....

:lmao:


GAR's mouth-to-cock resuscitation attempts were unsuccessful?


That's terrible.

:biggrin:

[Douglas T.]

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