Today Is My Birthday!!!!!!!!!!

[Jesterstar]

That's right I am 25 years Sexy today.

First dinner with the Family then Drinks with the Friends. My Life is so fucking awsome.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
That's right I am 25 years Sexy today.

First dinner with the Family then Drinks with the Friends. My Life is so fucking awsome.

So it would be kinda ideal to end it at the end of the night, just to make sure you go out on an up-note, right?

Just kidding. Happy Birthday, J. Enjoy it!

[Carmine]

Happy Birthday, my Cuse' Bro....hope its a good one!

[guwapo_rocker]

All the best dude!!

[ashstralia]

happy b'day jester!

[Jesterstar]

I have a mailman monkey figuine someone from the net sent me.

Your the one that owned.

Thanks to all the serious good B-day Wish's.

I can't wait for that fat fuck LOUNGE MACHINE To show up and see how much nicer my B-day thread is his.

He'll be so fucking owned.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Your the one that owned.

yes, i'm the one that owned.

[LoungeMachine]

What kind of loser starts their own Birthday Thread?????

attention whores with no life, I guess

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
What kind of loser starts their own Birthday Thread?????

attention whores with no life, I guess

Yoru like my Herdey Gerdey monkey. I want you to dance and you do. Fucking owned again.

Man it must suck to see this awsome B-day thread I started that is better than the one you had. GOD YOUR A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!

Happy B-day to me.:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Yoru like my Herdey Gerdey monkey. I want you to dance and you do. Fucking owned again.

Man it must suck to see this awsome B-day thread I started that is better than the one you had. GOD YOUR A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!

Happy B-day to me.:D

Actually, since YOU started my second Birthday thread.....that makes you my bitch.

[Jesterstar]

Yea I only stated it to get chicks with dicks posted since I know that is what your into.

Owned. Bitch.

[academic punk]

this is only going to get uglier and uglier...

[ashstralia]

ha ha
poor jest,


keep shaking your fist, bro!

we're all watching.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by academic punk
this is only going to get uglier and uglier...

Kind of like Shaun Ponsonby sitting in at a Bukkake party???

Your correct.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ashstralia
ha ha
poor jest,


keep shaking your fist, bro!

we're all watching.

What in the fuck are you even talking about. The dingo's have infected your damaged brain.

[ashstralia]

the jest party

[Jesterstar]

Wow what a shitty chop. I know it isn't your thing but can you try harder???

[ashstralia]

he he he......

[Jesterstar]

Awsome response.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Awsome response.


(insert awesome response)

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ashstralia
(insert multiple cocks in my ass)


Dude it's not your birthday.

[ashstralia]

i find your gay sex obsession disturbing.
are you one of those 'don't call me gay' gays?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ashstralia
i find your gay sex obsession disturbing.
are you one of those 'don't call me gay' gays?

I don't give a fuck what people call me. Your just disturbed because you've never encountered a man of my caliber.

I just hope you don't try and suck my cock,

[ashstralia]

who is sammy hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

who is sammy hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[Ally_Kat]

Happy Birthday Jestie!

Good God, 25? I can still remember when you were only 23! You're old ;)

[Anonymous]

Happy birthday, Jest. Go get drunk.

Cheers! :bottle:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/fagcard.jpg

[Snatchslayer]

you going to cook a big ass burger for your birthday and kill it down with some brew?

[Jesterstar]

Thanks Ally. I've been balls deep in this net game for years. that is true.

I will be having pizza and Guiness. So it is a italian Irish night for me.

[Snatchslayer]

that's some dark beer bro.....make it makes my turds look like something Willy Wonka churned out with those knee high Ding Dong Lumpas....you must be rich drinking that yuppie dark beer.....bottoms up bro

[Jesterstar]

My Girl got it for me. She loves me.

[kentuckyklira]

Get drunk, get laid, random order!

[Jesterstar]

I'm always drunk and high. So I guess I have only one thing left to do.

I did get a hand Job when i woke up. The old Weaving the basket action. Very nice.

[Snatchslayer]

with you drinking all that yuppie beer did you rub your own dong or did your butler skin your squirrel for you?

[Jesterstar]

My Girlfriend did it for me. Took out the KY and got to stroking.

[kentuckyklira]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
My Girlfriend did it for me. Took out the KY and got to stroking. That´s a good girl!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by kentuckyklira
That´s a good girl!

Your never going to hear me complain. Just lets me lay back and get jerked off. Fuck yea.

[kentuckyklira]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Your never going to hear me complain. Just lets me lay back and get jerked off. Fuck yea. Does she have a little sister?:confused:

[Jesterstar]

No but she thinks her older brother might be gay.............What's your flavor.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
That's right I am 25 years Sexy today.

First dinner with the Family then Drinks with the Friends. My Life is so fucking awsome.

Make sure you take a handful of aspirin with your drinks. That way you can get a good buzz and a very long nap. 1/4 of a century later, this human makes it to the pinnacle of grandeur life, reaches up to the sky and screams "My life is so fucking "awsome"...."? are you drinking the ditch water again?

Oh, and btw, aspirins and alcohol taken separate or in combination will in fact thin your blood quite considerably... so whatever you do, DONT pick up the razor and play tough guy. :D

So instead of me wishing you a Happy Birthday... I'll tell you what, give me your moms phone number and I'll send her my 25th annual condolences.

[smaz]

Don't go home too late. Your mum will be worried.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Make sure you take a handful of aspirin with your drinks. That way you can get a good buzz and a very long nap. 1/4 of a century later, this human makes it to the pinnacle of grandeur life, reaches up to the sky and screams "My life is so fucking "awsome"...."? are you drinking the ditch water again?

Oh, and btw, aspirins and alcohol taken separate or in combination will in fact thin your blood quite considerably... so whatever you do, DONT pick up the razor and play tough guy. :D

So instead of me wishing you a Happy Birthday... I'll tell you what, give me your moms phone number and I'll send her my 25th annual condolences.

Are you speaking some sort of Bitch language I can't understand???

Your a fucking loser who can't get a boner with the help of Viagra.

There I summed it up for you in one simple sentence. Try to do the same or get off the ride. You can't handle it. I knew it about you from day one.

[Figs]

Happy Birthday Mr. Star!

[Jesterstar]

Thank you sir Figs. I am Wanking right now.

[Figs]

This is excellent news!