View Full Version : None of you fucks are as drunk as me.
Jesterstar
02-26-2005, 09:24 PM
WHo here thinks they are drunker than me. JESTERSTAR???
No shit. You were even posting positively in lms2's thread from hell!! You've gotta be pretty drunk to do that!!
Jesterstar
02-26-2005, 09:29 PM
What thread was that??? I'm on Team Rikk.
rustoffa
02-26-2005, 09:36 PM
I'm hurryin' to catchup.....
Originally posted by rustoffa
I'm hurryin' to catchup.....
Is that the joke from "Pulp Fiction" where Uma tells Vincent a joke from her TV pilot?
Jesterstar
02-26-2005, 09:45 PM
You better hurry up. I have to g3et my Girlfreidnd at wrok. I'm fucking drunk,
Jester,
I'll bet you are as sober as a nun. lol.
Youzzz a playa.
I'm not taking the bait.
manwiththedogs
02-26-2005, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
You better hurry up. I have to g3et my Girlfreidnd at wrok. I'm fucking drunk,
Dont be driving dude. Please.
Originally posted by manwiththedogs
Dont be driving dude. Please.
I'll bet my house he isn't drunk.
Jesterstar
02-26-2005, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by manwiththedogs
Dont be driving dude. Please.
I'm Drunk I'm driving JESTERSTAR doesn't play around.
Jesterstar
02-26-2005, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by MAX
I'll bet my house he isn't drunk.
I'll bet you 708 bucks I am.
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm Drunk I'm driving JESTERSTAR doesn't play around.
You're drunk, driving AND posting at the same time?
BUSTED!!!!!!!!
Jesterstar
02-26-2005, 10:17 PM
I'm driving in 24 minuets
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'll bet you 708 bucks I am.
Yeah and now you can perfectly type?
Before it would have been:
i"Ll beT youuu 708080 bUdgcks i aM.
Seriously, don't screw around with Tha Masta!!! :)
Jesterstar
02-26-2005, 10:19 PM
Hey max you want just half or all of the 8 inches of my cock in yoru moputh
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm driving in 24 minuets
Well, if you are infact "drunk" I hope you get busted. It's nothing personal but my little brother has pulled this shit for years and never learns. I have ZERO tolerance.
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Hey max you want just half or all of the 8 inches of my cock in yoru moputh
Not into guys fella and I have no idea what a "moputh" is? :cuntfused:
Nice to see your typing is back to retard mode.
Jesterstar
02-26-2005, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Well, if you are infact "drunk" I hope you get busted. It's nothing personal but my little brother has pulled this shit for years and never learns. I have ZERO tolerance.
I have 8 inches of cock that says I ain't getting busted and anyone that wants someone involved in the system is a fucking nazi.
Jesterstar
02-26-2005, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Not into guys fella and I have no idea what a "moputh" is? :cuntfused:
Nice to see your typing is back to retard mode.
You want all this cock you fucking bitch.
Again, publicly bragging about the size of your collective "wee wee" does NOT impress anyone.
Grow up Jest cos you are way out of my league. :)
Originally posted by Jesterstar
You want all this cock you fucking bitch.
Ahhhhh..........
A perfectly written sentence? So, it cums and goes eh?
Jesterstar
02-26-2005, 10:35 PM
I am the fucking Leauge bitch. I've got to drive drunk. Practice sucking black cocks then your going to be up to my size.
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I am the fucking Leauge bitch. I've got to drive drunk. Practice sucking black cocks then your going to be up to my size.
Timed it Jest and according to my watch, you're supposed to be driving under the influence as we speak.
Strike Two!!!
Hey battabatta!!! Hey battabatta!!!
Phil theStalker
02-26-2005, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
You want all this cock you fucking bitch.
..ah, Jesterstar's in his prime t2nite..
..or Jesterstar IS primed t2nite..
woteva !
:spank:
MAP TO JOE'S GIG
LET'S GO TO JOE'S GIG AND TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL, JESTERSTAR!
rustoffa
02-26-2005, 10:48 PM
I always try to use the interstate when I'm drunk-driving. The odds are in your favor if you keep the shit at 65....
I went the extra yard and put a kill-switch on my tail lights in case some fucking pig wants to challenge the 351 cleveland in my truck.
Those fucking crown vics' disappear real quick when you display proper usage of intake and gearing.
Laugh as they blow by a couple minutes later.
I hate fucking cops.
Originally posted by Phil theStalker
..ah, Jesterstar's in his prime t2nite..
..or Jesterstar IS primed t2nite..
woteva !
LMAO!!!
Jest is primed to shine my fucking shoes.
Hey Jest,
I'm talkin' mirrors pal. Fucking MIRRORS!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*Commercial Break*
We'll have a fifteen minute sabbatical so Jest can "go" get his "girlfriend" while driving "drunk" and then he'll come back and try to play ball with me.
When can I get on his "Owned" list?
Along with Hitch ( Yeah right? :rolleyes: ) and Flappo?
Give me a fucking break?
Jesterstar
02-26-2005, 11:09 PM
Your a cock sucker. I got back from drinking and driving. Your all owned.
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Your a cock sucker. I got back from drinking and driving. Your all owned.
Hahahaha!!!
Perfect timing and I called it to a tee.
I just publicly filleted you with a dull and rusty butter knife.
STRIKE THREE!!!
You're OUT!!!
Jesterstar
02-26-2005, 11:15 PM
The Bartender looked like she did alot of crack.
Phil theStalker
02-26-2005, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
The Bartender looked like she did alot of crack.
..did she lookie likie dis?
:spank:
If you Drink and Drive your a Bloody Idiot.
Anonymous
02-26-2005, 11:27 PM
Jesus motherfuckin' Christ...
Cheers! :bottle:
Anonymous
02-26-2005, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Dan
If you Drink and Drive your a Bloody Idiot.
You know Dan, it's REALLY sad someone still has to say that nowadays. I guess stupidity NEVER goes away. Darwin was wrong, then...
Cheers, man! :bottle:
Phil theStalker
02-26-2005, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by Dan
If you Drink and Drive your a Bloody Idiot.
..y'know sum peeps thnk Phil the Stalker is a mmade up character..
uh uh i'm not joe uh u h uh
..and everything aboot mme is made up..
..mmy bestfriend wuz killed by a drunk driver on Xmas eve..
:spank:
Philile's BeeLeieve Tit Oor Nut
POPGEAR EYES
Originally posted by Dan
If you Drink and Drive your a Bloody Idiot.
He didn't. He stayed home, watched the clock and let me OWN him.
Creepy and sounds like prison?
Anonymous
02-26-2005, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by MAX
He didn't. He stayed home, watched the clock and let me OWN him.
Creepy and sounds like prison?
Shhhh, MAX... don't ruin the illusion. We're all gettin' a kick out of this.
Cheers! :bottle:
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
You know Dan, it's REALLY sad someone still has to say that nowadays. I guess stupidity NEVER goes away. Darwin was wrong, then...
Cheers, man! :bottle:
I lost a Friend 12 years ago he was only 18 and was hit by a drunk driver.Guy got a couple of years in jail and I hope this guy can't sleep at night knowing he kill someone while drinking and driving.
Phil theStalker
02-26-2005, 11:42 PM
..i'mm nut Joey..
..and i don't have t2o be on stage in 20 minutes..
uh uh angst cafe u hu h
..i'm reelly nervous..<marquee scrollamount=9 direction=up>
Yep Jest,
You not only struck out but you lost the game.
Bye!!!
rustoffa
02-26-2005, 11:45 PM
I don't drunk-drive where I'm swerving all into other lanes and shit.
I drunk drive where I'm just doing burnouts in front of honda civic faggots.
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