Five celebrities you'd like to do.

[MAX]

I just saw a rerun of "Friends." YES "FRIENDS!!!" and they had some gig of naming five celebrities that would be allowed by one's spouse if the opportunity ever came. I thought it might make for a funny thread? Name five people and we all realize that the choices could change every five minutes. lol.


Anyway, if you could "do" any five celebs at the moment, who would they be?

Mine and in no particular order:

Mariska Hargitay:

http://www.esquire.com/women/gallery/img/991001_mww_harg01_g.jpg


Teri Hatcher:

http://home.ripway.com/2004-5/111112/teri2.jpg

Kathy Ireland:

http://www.wma.com/kathy_ireland/imgs/kathy_ireland_main.jpg

Jennifer Lopez:

http://www.rumela.com/albums/jennifer_lopez/jenlopez08.jpg

Jennifer Aniston:

http://www.namsmenn.is/img/frettakerfi/Jennifer_anniston.jpg

[Anonymous]

In THIS order...

1. Cindy Crawford.

[Anonymous]

2. Geri Halliwell.

[Anonymous]

3. Naomi Campbell.

[Anonymous]

4. Nicole Kidman.

[Anonymous]

5. Linsey Dawn McKenzie.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
3. Naomi Campbell.

I've met her dude and she's a coke snorting, mean little bitch.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
5. Linsey Dawn McKenzie.

OMG!!!!

Are you SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?

[Matt White]

That metal Chick Julyia from fuse! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by MAX
I've met her dude and she's a coke snorting, mean little bitch.

I bet she likes it rough... I'd tame her, no problem. Wether she wanted to be tamed or not... :D


Originally posted by MAX
OMG!!!!

Are you SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?

Dead serious. Have you seen the SIZE of those things? A man can suffocate in there! My kind of death!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by MAX
OMG!!!!

Are you SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?

Or, you could replace her with this one... Sylvia Saint. :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Here's a shot of her lovely face.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I bet she likes it rough... I'd tame her, no problem. Wether she wanted to be tamed or not...

Seriously bro, she's a serious little bitch. This was well before the reports of Naomi punching her assistant. It's prolly been about a decade but I wanted to beat the woman and not in the fun/good way. She's a repulsive human.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Matt White
That metal Chick Julyia from fuse! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

I knew Mattaeo's list would be both interesting and frightening. lol.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by MAX
Seriously bro, she's a serious little bitch. This was well before the reports of Naomi punching her assistant. It's prolly been about a decade but I wanted to beat the woman and not in the fun/good way. She's a repulsive human.

Perfect for me. I shudder at the thought of beating a woman, yet I want to try the domination game at least once. She'd be perfect. I would feel no remorses with her.

By the way, what about Cindy? Have you met her? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Matt White]

Salma Hayek would be at the TOP of my list. What a beauty.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Perfect for me. I shudder at the thought of beating a woman, yet I want to try the domination game at least once. She'd be perfect. I would feel no remorses with her.

By the way, what about Cindy? Have you met her? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

Seriously,

Naomi was a very unpleasant experience. I've never met Cindy but I have met two other beautiful celebrities who were wonderful. Both Brooke Shields and Marisa Tomei were two of the nicest people that I've ever met. I had some great conversations with both cos they were in town for a bit. Both were completely down to Earth, beautiful people and great to rap with.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Matt White
Salma Hayek would be at the TOP of my list. What a beauty.

YOWZZZZAAAA!!!!

Forgot about her?

Grrrrrrrrr..................

[Matt White]

Leeann Tweeden from Fox Sports would be #2. DAMN SKIPPY!!!

[MAX]

OK Taeo......

Keep 'em cummin' ............ :D

[Roguesgirl]

#1

http://www.glitterrock.org/caps2004-02/tonightonwherearetheynowdavidleerothtakesus.jpg

[Roguesgirl]

#2

http://www.filmdeculte.com/photo/culculte/matthew/b.jpg

[Roguesgirl]

#3

http://espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/hot_johnny_depp.jpg

[Roguesgirl]

#4 <---ha, ha

http://images.nfl.com/photos/img7041079.jpg

http://sports.news-leader.com/_monday/0906-Chipsfalli_1.jpg

[Roguesgirl]

#5 and #6

http://www.scottastevenson.com/images/cheaptrick1979a.jpg

[Roguesgirl]

#7

http://joyofsox.blogspot.com/damoncursethis.jpg

[Roguesgirl]

#8

http://www.homepages.lu/colbett/assets/images/Trent_AP.jpg

[Roguesgirl]

#9
http://digilander.libero.it/next100years/page21.jpg

[Roguesgirl]

#10
http://cdn.channel.aol.com/amgmusic/artists/pic200/drp400/p419/p41902ps8he.jpg

[Roguesgirl]

Oh sorry...I thought you said 10. :cool:

[Golden AWe]

pretty much all of those pics give me a boner...


UHM, i meant, pics of those ladies!

hahahah

[Golden AWe]

Salma Hayek, Tyra Banks, Penelope Cruz...the list is endless...but I guess they'd have to pay me real good!

[Northern Girl]

In no particular order:

Max, Mezro, aesop, Rikk, Carmine

You know I had to! ;)

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
In no particular order:

Max, Mezro, aesop, Rikk, Carmine

You know I had to! ;)

yesss...for those who are curious why I'm not on the list - we've already had sex.

[saint]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Or, you could replace her with this one... Sylvia Saint. :D

Cheers! :bottle:


that's Mrs. Saint to you Sir :D

[Soul Reaper]

Victoria Silvstedt

http://xoomer.virgilio.it/appeal/__celebrity/VictoriaSilvstedt/VictoriaSilvstedt010.jpg

[saint]

She suffers from the Anna Nicole Smith syndrome, As soon as she opens her mouth you quickly have to find something to shut her up with……….. Wait a minute I know one thing that might work

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by saint
that's Mrs. Saint to you Sir :D

the one in your picture is not Sylvia

for your sake i do hope she's mrs. saint

l: a porn freak

[saint]

It’s getting harder these days to recognise her with her clothes on… speaking of getting hard ..

[Bob_R]

Heather Locklear
Shania Twain
Brooke Burke

Couldn't handle two more right now. :D

[Chooch MaGooch]

Shania doesn't have sex.......sorry.

[Bob_R]

Thanks for your concern. :rolleyes: :eek:

[Don Corleone]

The Don's 5 are (in no particular order)

Christina

[Don Corleone]

Kate Beckinsale

[Don Corleone]

Adriana Lima

[Don Corleone]

Gemma Atkinson (from Hollyoaks, a UK TV program)

[Don Corleone]

And finally Katie (sorry, I don't know her 1st name)

[Matt White]

Mariah Carey & Liz Phair to round out the top 5 list.

[Chooch MaGooch]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
And finally Katie (sorry, I don't know her 1st name)

Oh my!!

[academic punk]

Natalie Wood.

Such God-given beauty that I'd even fuck her in the state she's in today.

[Anonymous]

C'mon people... Nevermind the names only, we need PICTURES! Use Google, our eyes deserve it. :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Little_Skittles]

Where was brad pitt in there roguesgirl?

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by Little_Skittles
Where was brad pitt in there roguesgirl?

I'm mad at him, so he's shut off. :D

[Roguesgirl]

I did forget Ville though...



http://home.t-online.de/home/0306022062-0004/vpix32.jpg

[Little_Skittles]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
I'm mad at him, so he's shut off. :D



ahh ic what about tom cruise? lol I notice none of the guys have posted they wanna do anglina jolie.......or pam anderson.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
In no particular order:

Max, Mezro, aesop, Rikk, Carmine

You know I had to! ;)

Thanks G!!!

You are a dear and that was sweet. :) However, I did not know that I was a celebrity? I mean, Brother Mez is a given but Moi? lol.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
Thanks G!!!

You are a dear and that was sweet. :) However, I did not know that I was a celebrity? I mean, Brother Mez is a given but Moi? lol.

You're all rockstars !! :cool:

[Little_Skittles]

Here's mine even though i'd be jailbait for those i'd still do em, Usher,Brad Pitt, Eminem, and of course i'd do dave if he were still young! i mean come on he's one piece of ass.

[Little_Skittles]

eminem.

[Little_Skittles]

Usher

[scottydabodi]

Salma Hayek, the girl from "House of Flying Daggers" Zhang Ziyi-hell yeah, Kate Beckinsale, Lisa Ling, and that broad from the Oxygen Channel Sex Show-y'know, that old lady... what the fuck's her name? Aw, shit, I dunno.....

[BOMBER]

Megan Gale
Kylie Minogue
Kristian Alfonso
Jennifer Lopez
Cindy Crawford

[Roguesgirl]

Can I do someone in a time warp?

Love to do Pacino back in the day...

[Roguesgirl]

I might put him into cardio arrest right now...

[Roguesgirl]

but he was friggin gorgeous in Dog Day Afternoon

[MAX]

Originally posted by BOMBER
Kristian Alfonso


Good call mate!!! :D

I KNEW I forgot someone?

Behold.......

http://us.geocities.com/islagirl84/pics/hope.jpg

[BOMBER]

Still awesome for her age.

[Roguesgirl]

If you all can think about fucking Hope, well then here's Bo for the ladies...

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Days_of_our_Lives/images/day_201x176_bo2.jpg

[MAX]

Jeesh RG....

The title of the thread is pick "five" and what are you up to, like TWENTY? lol.

[Roguesgirl]

Well, he's not as hot as Al...so make it 21...

http://www.virginia.edu/insideuva/2003/18/images/DogDay3.jpg

[Roguesgirl]

I can't narrow it down to 5...

[FORD]

Well, as long as we're going down the Days of Our Lives route, you can't mention Bo & Hope without mentioning Billie Reed.

The dillema would be whether to choose Billie # 1 (Lisa Rinna)
http://www.shop4photos.net/graphics/262/262391.jpg

Or Billie #2 (Krista Allen)
http://days.webz.cz/KristaAllen/krista024.jpg

Tough choice, I know. But this being a hypothetical thread, the only noble thing is to do them both. :eatit:

[FORD]

So let's see, I need 4 more now....


http://www.slike.co.yu/celebrities/Angie%20Everhart/Angie_Everhart03.jpg
Angie Everhart

http://digilander.libero.it/famosesexy/attrici/jolie/angelina_jolie_03.jpg
Angelina Jolie

http://www.digitaldreams.org/fstop/faith-hill-fstop.jpg
Faith Hill (YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAW!)

http://digilander.libero.it/kin74/Ally/Galleria/Img/nelle20.jpg
Portia DeRossi (aka Nelle Porter)
Unfortunately that one will never happen - she plays for the other team. With Ellen DeGeneres, believe it or not. Lucky for Ellen, sad for me :(

[MAX]

Originally posted by FORD
Or Billie #2 (Krista Allen)

I'll take Krista's fake rack over Lisa's filled lips anyday. :D

http://www.sobras.com/portal/chicas/kristaallen/s4.jpg

[Carmine]

Tara Reid

Meg Ryan

Lucy Liu

Brittany Spears

Paris Hilton


...can I pick more than 5??

[MAX]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
...can I pick more than 5??

RG did. lol.

I say YES but you need to post their pics as well. :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by MAX
RG did. lol.

I say YES but you need to post their pics as well. :D

damn! work!!....be back soon....:D

[Carmine]

After searching...I keep coming back to this "Fabulous" pic...Would I???

YOU BETCHA!!!!

[Island Boy]

Here is my list.......

Natasha Henstridge

[Island Boy]

Ana Hickman

[Island Boy]

Katie Holmes

[Island Boy]

Faith Hill

[Island Boy]

Jaime Pressly

[Carmine]

Originally posted by joe23602
Jaime Pressly

OOOOF!

[Carmine]

Meg...

[Carmine]

TARA...better believe it!!

[Island Boy]

Honorable mention :D

Jennifer Garner

[Island Boy]

Rebbeca

[Island Boy]

Cameron Diaz

[Island Boy]

Kristy Swanson

[Island Boy]

Jessica Biel

[Carmine]

Lucy...are you kiddin?

[Carmine]

Britney!!

[Carmine]

and Paris!

[Jesterstar]

Dude if you want paris for real I beleive her "Slut of the Nation" tour is going to be in syracuse March 18th through the 23rd. This is a rubber optional appearance. So you can get the Hilton Strand of Aids which is actually known to give super powers.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dude if you want paris for real I beleive her "Slut of the Nation" tour is going to be in syracuse March 18th through the 23rd. This is a rubber optional appearance. So you can get the Hilton Strand of Aids which is actually known to give super powers.

Dude...I'd hit that sideways!! Superpowers are a bonus!!

(Slut of the Nation...lol!)

Dirty chicks rule!!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
In no particular order:

Max, Mezro, aesop, Rikk, Carmine

You know I had to! ;)

I still think I have the best list: Roth Army Rockstars !!

[Nickdfresh]

My contributions, the soon to be unemployed Vulcan, Jolene Blalock:

[Nickdfresh]

Definately Salma Hayek!

[Nickdfresh]

Heather Graham!
http://www.ptanderson.com/featurefilms/images/boogienights/behindthescenes/heathergold-lg.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

Rachael Leigh Cook:
http://www.leoplanet.net/images/rlc/rlc11.jpg

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Salma Hayek would be at the TOP of my list. What a beauty.

Damn,Would Love to sink her Pink.

[Nickdfresh]

Shannon Elizabeth:
http://membres.lycos.fr/images/Stars/Shannon%20Elizabeth/shannonelizabeth20.jpg

[rustoffa]

Charlize Theron is kinda hot.

[rustoffa]

2
http://img106.exs.cx/img106/3811/charlizetheronp394jo.jpg

[rustoffa]

3

[MAX]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Charlize Theron is kinda hot.

Only "KINDA?"

Are you insane? She's smokin' hot!!!

http://www.free-nude-celebs-pictures.com/nude-celebs/celeb-pics/charlizetheron/charlize12.jpg

[MAX]

LOL @ Stoff and myself!!!

We posted the same pic at the same time!!!

Hee hee!!!

[The Fonz]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Shannon Elizabeth:
http://membres.lycos.fr/images/Stars/Shannon%20Elizabeth/shannonelizabeth20.jpg

Ayyyyy!
:baaa:

[Northern Girl]

Charlize just left my little town yesterday. She was here filming a movie with Woody Harrelson. I never saw her, but people said she was really stuck up. Those are hot pics tho' if I do say so myself.

[rustoffa]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by MAX
[B]Only "KINDA?"

Are you insane? She's smokin' hot!!!

I was diszaggerating bro!

VOLCANIC HOT!

[The Fonz]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Charlize just left my little town yesterday. She was here filming a movie with Woody Harrelson. I never saw her, but people said she was really stuck up. Those are hot pics tho' if I do say so myself.

Joannie; is that you?

Happy Birthday Shortcake!

[guitarboy5150]

1. Elisha Cuthbert
2. Julia Roberts
3. Charlize Theron
4. Lindsay "HO"han
5. Rachel Leigh Cook

[Little_Skittles]

Has anyone posted halle B. yet?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
In no particular order:

Max, Mezro, aesop, Rikk, Carmine

You know I had to! ;)


And you KNOW I want too!!

I'll go there....in no particular order

Northern Girl, Fab, WB, Goddess,Ms. Conduct

that's MY FAB FIVE!! :D

[guwapo_rocker]

Anna Kornikova
http://hometown.aol.com/desertlife98/images/anna%20kornikova%20-%20hip.jpg

Leah Remini
http://www.celebstation.org/actresses/leah_remini/Leah_Remini-003.jpg

Jill Hennessy
http://www.lawandorder-fr.com/photos/lo/hennessy04.jpg

Jennifer Tilly
http://www.shop4photos.net/graphics/255/255802.jpg

Christina Ricci
http://img33.photobucket.com/albums/v98/Po0py/Christina%20Ricci/Burntime_Christina_Ricci07.jpg

[Carmine]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Anna Kornikova

Leah Remini


Jill Hennessy


Jennifer Tilly


Christina Ricci



YEP...ALL 5 OF EM!! TWICE!!:sex:

[CROWBAR]

In no particular order...

Jennifer Aniston
Jillian Barberie
Angie Everhart
Angelina Jolie

and Ford, you have great taste man!

LISA RINNA!

Gawd, I'd hit that hard!:sex:

[RogueHorseman]

The top five celebrities I have done?

Well, lets see...

oh... :o

Sorry.

Five I'd *like* to do.

That puts a whole 'nuther spin on the thing... not that celebrity itself has ever impressed me or made me feel impressive.

[Golden AWe]

julia roberts?

who wants to fuck a duck?

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
julia roberts?

who wants to fuck a duck?

Depends on the duck and the day this question is asked. There are days I'd fuck just about everything. Even Britney Spears.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
There are days I'd fuck just about everything.

HELL YEAH!!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
And you KNOW I want too!!

I'll go there....in no particular order

Northern Girl, Fab, WB, Goddess,Ms. Conduct

that's MY FAB FIVE!! :D

Lady T...so make it a Fab 6!!

[Soul Reaper]

Brooke Burke

http://mail.nabou.com/celebrities/brooke_burke/photo_galleries/images/brooke_burke_picture_001.jpg

[Soul Reaper]

Angelina Jolie

http://pictures.celebscentral.net/angelinajolie/194.jpg

[Soul Reaper]

Neve Campbell

http://dailystarpics.com/starpics/12-2004/daily_star_13.jpg

[Soul Reaper]

Denise Richards

http://www.in-my-opinion.org/download.php?id=3219&sid=65b961502f859b276488ccf4495a683a

[Soul Reaper]

Lucy Liu

http://www.theworldjournal.com/special/supermodels/LucyLiu/6.jpg

[Jano]

Elysabeth hurley

[Jano]

http://users2.ev1.net/~jemhadar/images/maelstroms_eye/me709-laetitia_casta_034.jpg

laetitia casta,french girl anyone?

[stilleddiesangel]

Hey DG.. have met Robin Zander and Tom Peterson.. yum!!

Top 5 shaggables are:

1. Eddie Van Halen (always and forever)
2. Ryan Peake
3. Keanu Reeves
4. Ray Liotta
5. Michael Biehn

[Jano]

http://users2.ev1.net/~jemhadar/images/maelstroms_eye/me095-courtney_cox_002.jpg courtney cox

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
[B]Hey DG.. have met Robin Zander and Tom Peterson.. yum!!



wouldn't mind either of them (or both) :D

[Jano]

http://vesti.mt.net.mk/images/angelina.jolie.nude1.jpg
Angelina for ever!:D

[Jano]

http://filmos.actricesdefrance.net/S/ActFra1332.jpg
Romy schneider!

[Jano]

http://www.mylene.net/galeries/autres/anamorphosee5.jpg



Mylene Farmer a french singer ,she's a killer!:D

[Jano]

http://3littlepigs.free.fr/images/ak19.jpg



Adriana she's a bab!!!!:cool:

[Soul Reaper]

Estella Warren:

http://home2.worldonline.es/ivanrosr/fotos/estella%20warren.jpg

[Soul Reaper]

Most definitely Angie Everhart:

http://unixpages.org/pics/chicks/angie_everhart-penguin.jpg

[Chaz Rock City]

1. Alyson Handigan

2. Rose McGowan

3. Neve Campbell

4.Bret Anderson aka Donna A

5. Traci Lords

[secrets]

Number one's gotta be Kelly Brook

[secrets]

Then after that...Veronica Vanoza my favourite porn star.

[secrets]

I'd also do channel 5 weather girl Lara Lewington.

[secrets]

I'd also do Beyonce with pleasure.

[secrets]

And also Cheryl Tweedy.

[Big Troubles]

1 Mena Savari
2 Halle Berry
3 Brooke Shields
4 Sarah Michelle gellar
5 Bea Arthur :D

[Anonymous]

Yeah, I'd do Bea Arthur too... TWICE!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Big Troubles]

dirty dirty bird... :D

[Soul Reaper]

Kelly Brook, yummmmm :D

http://www.offscreen.it/gif/starlet/kellybrook04.jpg

[Soul Reaper]

And some more Brooke Burke, yummmmmmmmmmm! :D :D

http://darthmauri.altervista.org/Brooke%20Burke/brooke_burke_iii_l15.jpg

[Hardrock69]

Man.....let's see...
only 5? Can't do it...and there will be many hot "stars" I will leave out.


1. Lucy Lawless
2. Nicole Kidman
3. Dana Delaney
4. Carrie Fisher (I know she is older, but I still think she is hot for some warped reason...)
5. Darryl Hannah
6. Denise Crosby
7. Carrie Ann Moss (Trinity in The Matrix)
8. Sean Young
9. Phoebe Cates (The Swimming Pool Scene...'scuse me I gotta go jack off now...)
10. Stifler's Mom (She is so fucking hot...)
11. Valerie Bertinelli (Just Because...)
12. Linda BLair (I want to make her head turn around 360 degrees while she is screaming like a wounded sow...)
13. Sandra Bullock
14. Uma Thurman
15. Ally Sheedy
16. Milla Jojovich
17. Jodie Foster (I don't care if she is a pussy licker, I am too!!!!)
18. Meg Ryan
19. Jolene Blalock
20. Sigourney Weaver....(I also want to see her do a hardcore porno FUCK scene with Winona Ryder).

I will never, EVER forget this:

[Big Troubles]

It looks like Sigourney is packing a penis in that pic. Ryder would be nice though. You missed Alicia Silverstone and Drew Barrymore on the list. ;)

[Soul Reaper]

Winona Ryder :D

http://dailystarpics.com/starpics/12-2004/daily_star_24.jpg

[Soul Reaper]

Holly vallance :D :D:

http://dailystarpics.com/starpics/1-2005/daily_star_26.jpg

[Ralphy Lee Fox]

Victoria Silvstedt

http://xoomer.virgilio.it/appeal/__celebrity/VictoriaSilvstedt/VictoriaSilvstedt010.jpg

Like totally, dude!

[Mr Walker]

Tina Fey

[Seshmeister]

I missed this thread first time around.

Imapus list is shocking. :)

[Anonymous]

I missed this thread first time around.

Imapus list is shocking. :)

I had to go back & see what it was, though I was pretty sure Cindy Crawford & Geri Halliwell were in there. They'll always be my dream team.

But yes, Linsey nowadays wouldn't cut it. She was hot back then, even if her face never was.

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

Picking your list is difficult, you have to go with the women that you are obsessed with over a number of years, rather than just every distraction in your underpant department. Here's mine:

1) Penelope Cruz

2) Brooke Burke

3) Helena Bonham-Carter

4) Natalie Imbruglia

5) Heather Graham

[VanHalener]

First and foremost the leading lady....

Michelle Yeoh is beautiful, sexy, intelligent and has a Kung Fu grip if you know what I mean. I fooking Larve this bad ass lady...:cato2::cowgirl::cato2:
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg181/gwinchester221/hollywood/michelle%20yeoh/michelle-yeoh-03.jpg

[Seshmeister]

Winona Ryder :D

http://dailystarpics.com/starpics/12-2004/daily_star_24.jpg

With her acting ability if she faked an orgasm you would definitely know.

[VanHalener]

First and foremost I would have to pick my leading lady....

Michelle Yeoh is beautiful, sexy, intelligent and has a Kung Fu grip if you know what I mean. She can whoop a Ninja's ass, be a lady on my arm, a slut in the bedroom, and make one hell of a bowl of rice.
http://i508.photobucket.com/albums/s326/vanhalener/puma_3.jpg I fooking Larve this bad ass lady...:cato2::cowgirl::cato2:
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg181/gwinchester221/hollywood/michelle%20yeoh/michelle-yeoh-03.jpg

[VanHalener]

shaZAM!!!:hitch:
http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx85/96bearcat/Kristin-Chenoweth-1-1.jpg
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s306/Frogger_57/DiverDownFlag01.jpg
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii104/Dive-Devil01/Diver_down.gif
http://i508.photobucket.com/albums/s326/vanhalener/allure-kristin-chenoweth-1.jpg
http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt326/newnewva3/BOY/nicsher.jpg
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r153/swankyskank07/kcheno.jpg

Do I like the older girls?
DAMMMM RIGHT!!!

Another lady on my arm and total SLUT in the bedroom...OWWWWW!!!

I'd love to chill with that fine ass cougar Kristin Chenoweth. We'd do things you just don't tell your mother about. OWWWWW!

[Sensible Shoes]

Mark Harmon
Clive Owen
Hugh Laurie
Hugh Grant
Pierce Brosnan

[VanHalener]

Marisa Tomei

http://i508.photobucket.com/albums/s326/vanhalener/marisa-tomei-1024x768-27273.jpg

(Tarzan Yell)

http://i508.photobucket.com/albums/s326/vanhalener/marisa-tomei-1024x768-27360.jpg
-AWWWWW YEAH-

[lesfunk]

kate beckinsale
Baby Spice
Raquel Welch in 1966
and couple of those birds from the LARG girl threads

[Seshmeister]

Mark Harmon
Clive Owen
Hugh Laurie
Hugh Grant
Pierce Brosnan

I see a pattern there...:)

[VanHalener]

#3 would have to be some super funky chick like Grace Jones.

Holy Shit boys and girls ThAT would be one HELL of a ride. Wooooohooooo!
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg65/selector13/Keith-Haring--Grace-Jones.jpg

[VanHalener]

#4

Paula Abdul

Sober
http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx85/96bearcat/paula.jpg

or shit faced
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc6/jimmi47/paula-abdul.jpg

I'd wreck that whisker biscuit like it was a bad guy on the old Batman series....POW! WHACK! SLAM! ZOWIE! WHAM!
I'd hit it like Barney Ruble's son Bambam.....BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd19/puppyluvr16/abdul27.jpg

[Mr Walker]

Mariska Hargitay

and her mother... even in her decapitated state.

[Nitro Express]

1) Oprah Winfrey
2) Kristy Alley
3) Kelly Osbourne
5) Rossane Barr

[binnie]

#3 would have to be some super funky chick like Grace Jones.

Holy Shit boys and girls ThAT would be one HELL of a ride. Wooooohooooo!
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg65/selector13/Keith-Haring--Grace-Jones.jpg

WHAT??????

Of all the women in th world, you pick Queen Scary?

Are there some submissive issues you need working out?

[VanHalener]

WHAT??????

Of all the women in th world, you pick Queen Scary?

Are there some submissive issues you need working out?


If I am picking five at least one has to be a superfreak. No issues to work Bin. I'm man enough to handle Grace and the violent sex I would face. I have a feeling sex with grace would be like a fist fight. Let's get it on Grace! OWWWWW!:hitch:

[VanHalener]

There are so many to choose from, but I have to have a musician in my little orgy.

#5

I have always had a thing for Nancy

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm313/mozrt/PHP498617CBDC75C.jpg

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They're all a little bit older and a lot less bolder than they used to be, but I'll take these five to go and call you in the morning.:hitch:

[kwame k]

The way Nancy bumps and grinds on stage.......you just know she'd wreck you in bed :cowgirl:

[ThrillsNSpills]

The way Nancy bumps and grinds on stage.......you just know she'd wreck you in bed :cowgirl:


OH hell yeah. Ask Roger Fisher from the early Heart years.
dude was an amazing guitarist that pursued her, got her, she threw him over for the drummer, led to the Kabong incident, no more Roger Fisher.

Everyone knows not to dip where you get paid but could you blame him?

[SparkieD]

My fave celebrities aren't aging gracefully enough for me to want to have a go at 'em, unless Johnny Depp wants to put on his Captain Jack Sparrow getup for me.

Now back in the day is a different story. I would've gone buck fucking wild on an early 90's Blaze Bayley or a Renegade-era Lorenzo Lamas. And there's this guy who used to model for D&G and Loius Vuitton named Matt Duffie that I can't find now. The first place I saw him was Maxim of all things. That guy gets me so hot I'd probably evaporate before I could touch him.

[Don Corleone]

1. Christina Aguilera
2. Carice Van Houten
3. Eva Green
4. Penelope Cruz
5. Laura Esposto

Early 80's Ornella Muti (Flash Gordon era) is also worthy of mention

[Sensible Shoes]

I see a pattern there...:)

Yeah that's a little scary come to think of it.

Men named Hugh, Clive and Pierce - what am I thinking? :0

[Anonymous]

I should really update my list, even if the first two positions are untouchable. In fact, I REALLY wouldn't mind if it was the two of 'em.

Ok, once again, in THIS order:

1.(by a loooong mile) Cindy Crawford

Alone

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/2554/cindycrawford102.jpg

Or with her sisters thrown in.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/595/sisters2.jpg

Preferably.

[Anonymous]

2. Geri Halliwell

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9861/300adgerihalliwell03240.jpg

[Anonymous]

3. Claudia Schiffer is STILL incredibly hot nowadays.

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/3809/claudiaschifferbiograph.jpg

[Anonymous]

4. She has survived all these years in the porn industry & is still looking like a million bucks. I'd really like to try a pornstar, and there's none like Miss Tiffanny Mynx.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3372/tiffanymynx4.jpg

[Anonymous]

5. Replacing Linsey for the really fuckin' weird factor, the living blow up doll... Victoria Beckham!

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/1484/victoriabeckhamf.jpg

Cheers! :bottle:

[Ralphy Lee Fox]

Sabrina Salerno back in the day.
http://img.vvo.pl/s/sabrina-salerno/sabrina-salerno-45624.jpg

And uhmmm, Sabrina Salerno now!
http://www.riminibeach.it/var/news/storage/images/media/images/sabrina-salerno/563626-1-ita-IT/sabrina-salerno.jpg

[Sensible Shoes]

4. She has survived all these years in the porn industry & is still looking like a million bucks. I'd really like to try a pornstar, and there's none like Miss Tiffanny Mynx.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3372/tiffanymynx4.jpg

A. You've got a reall thing for Spice Girls.

B. That is one VERY lopsided pair.

[Anonymous]

A. You've got a reall thing for Spice Girls.

B. That is one VERY lopsided pair.

A. Why would you call Tiffany a Spice Girl? She's spicy, yes, but she's never been in a crappy girls band.

B. Nah, they're pretty good.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9153/picture101q.jpg

It's the position she's in the first picture that lifts the left one.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Ralphy Lee Fox]

She's spicy, yes, but she's never been in a crappy girls band.



Don't call Spice Girls like that! :D :D :D

[Sensible Shoes]

A. Why would you call Tiffany a Spice Girl? She's spicy, yes, but she's never been in a crappy girls band.! :bottle:

I'm not. It's those Haliwell and Beckham chickies.

[Anonymous]

I'm not. It's those Haliwell and Beckham chickies.

It's only 40% of the "band".

But c'mon... do you know ANY man that didn't dream about doing all 5 of them?

At the same time?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Ralphy Lee Fox]

But c'mon... do you know ANY man that didn't dream about doing all 5 of them?

At the same time?

That's true.

I was 5 when "Wannabe" came out and wanted to fuck all of them already.

[Anonymous]

That's true.

I was 5 when "Wannabe" came out and wanted to fuck all of them already.

It's under those circumstances that I get pissed off that I'm not offensively wealthy.

I'd have paid a shitload of money to make that dream come true.

I wonder if someone did? Most likely.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Ralphy Lee Fox]

Yeah, I keep on crankin' "Wannabe" and "Spice Up Your Life" up all day long and I get horny every time Baby Spice shows up. She was such a fox!


"So tell me what you want, what you really really want!"

[Seshmeister]

Yeah that's a little scary come to think of it.

Men named Hugh, Clive and Pierce - what am I thinking? :0

I was thinking more a British thing. ;)

[Golden AWe]

Btw, pretty much 95 % of the Bond girls would suit this thread. Even the wackiest (Moore), or the most boring (Brosnan) featured very interesting grrrls. There's something special about being a Bond Girl...and I don't mean they're all retarded. uhuhuhuhuuh

[Sensible Shoes]

I was thinking more a British thing. ;)

LOL. That's what I meant too. American men are not named Hugh, Clive and Pierce. Especially not Clive.

[Dan]

SS,Would They Fuck You ALL In One Night Or One Everynight?

[Blackflag]

http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia/images/7/72/Nerbleamyadams05vi4_898.jpgNerbleamyadams05vi4_898 _thumb_1134x0.jpg

[Sensible Shoes]

SS,Would They Fuck You ALL In One Night Or One Everynight?

Oh they're far too dignified to gangbang. I'd have to devote at least a week to each one. ;)

[Sensible Shoes]

It's only 40% of the "band".

But c'mon... do you know ANY man that didn't dream about doing all 5 of them?

At the same time?

Cheers! :bottle:

Honestly, I never heard a man express any interest, I thought it was a teen girl thingy. But I probably just never thought about it.

[Sensible Shoes]

http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia/images/7/72/Nerbleamyadams05vi4_898.jpgNerbleamyadams05vi4_898 _thumb_1134x0.jpg

Wow, THAT"s an interesting choice. I assume it's not the look or persona shown in "Enchanted" that gotcha! Or the nun character! I haven't seen her in anything else.

[Anonymous]

Or the nun character!

What?

How do you mean, NUN character?

She played a NUN?

Where?

Which movie?

Was there dirty bits?

Dirty NUN bits?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Who is she, anyway?

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

5. Replacing Linsey for the really fuckin' weird factor, the living blow up doll... Victoria Beckham!

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/1484/victoriabeckhamf.jpg

Cheers! :bottle:

I'm curious about this one - what do you see in her?

[Anonymous]

I'm curious about this one - what do you see in her?

I'm more curious as to how you've found the picture so distracting you even forgot to read.


5. Replacing Linsey for the really fuckin' weird factor, the living blow up doll... Victoria Beckham!

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

Hahahaha!

So you've got a thing for blow-up dolls?

If we could find you one dressed as a nun it'd be like all your birthdays rolled into one, right?

[Anonymous]

Victoria Beckham undressed as a nun???

Oh, my...

I had never thought of that...

But what it's even worse, is that right now I'd pay any insane amount of money to see CINDY CRAWFORD as a nun.

Anyone, anywhere, PLEASE!

If you're a professional photographer or you know one, PLEASE, PLEASE try to get hold of Cindy Crawford & publish some pictures of her as a nun. And be sure to shoot a "Making Of" while you're at it.

PLEASE!

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

There was a girl I went to school with who was the spitting image of Cindy Crawford - the sort of girl that makes an indelible mark in your soul. She was incredibly intelligent too.

No one ever got anywhere with her - she always had boyfriends that were 5 years older.

Not too sure she had a nun outfit though....

[Sensible Shoes]

What?

How do you mean, NUN character?

She played a NUN?

Where?

Which movie?

Was there dirty bits?

Dirty NUN bits?

Cheers! :bottle:

LMAO.

That is Amy Adams. The nun movie was "Doubt" with Meryl Streep and Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Then Disney's "Enchanted" with McDreamy and then "Leap Year" where she goes to Ireland to propose to her boyfriend and falls in love with the cab driver. Somewhere there was "Miss Pettigrew Lives for a day"" with Frances McDormand. And she co-stars in one you'll see on the Academy awards tonight - "Julie and Julia." Also with Streep, who is nominated for Best Actress.

I don't think there were dirty bits in any of them, and I KNOW there weren't any in "Enchanted".

Here's a trailer for the nun movie

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2652373017/

[Anonymous]

There was a girl I went to school with who was the spitting image of Cindy Crawford - the sort of girl that makes an indelible mark in your soul. She was incredibly intelligent too.

No one ever got anywhere with her - she always had boyfriends that were 5 years older.

Not too sure she had a nun outfit though....

Please tell me you haven't lost touch with her.

I can find a nun outfit & get into a plane at a moment's notice.

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

Ha Ha!

I - and every other male in my year at school - wish that I was still in touch with her!

[Blackflag]

Wow, THAT"s an interesting choice. I assume it's not the look or persona shown in "Enchanted" that gotcha! Or the nun character! I haven't seen her in anything else.

Nothing psychological, I just think she's hot as hell, and I like redheads. When you see her interviewed, she seems all demure, but know she's just crazy. I want to put "Rebel Yell" on infinite loop, and find out.

[MAX]

*BUMP AND GRIND*

Cannot believe I left her off my list cos I've always wanted to throw her a bone. :)

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2010/02/julia-redbook/julia-louis-dreyfus-march-2010-redbook-02.jpg

[VanHalener]

I wish!

Any time, anywhere!

OWWWWW!

[hambon4lif]

I just have one......Susannah Hoffs!! She just drives me up the fucking wall!

I would pay top dollar for the panties she's wearing in this video....and I'd double it if they still had a few good whiffs in them!

She rattles my senses, and I just want to eat her alive.

HOTNESS!
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[conmee]

Brethren and Sistren,

I'm not much into CELEBS©®™, but in no particular order...

1) Anna Ferris (I like a gal with a sense of humor)

http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae9/katlop/anna-faris-gq-02ed.jpg

2) Mila Kunis

http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu264/lostpopsicles/mila-kunis.jpg

3) Eliza Dushku

http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac315/harleydunakin/beautiful/eliza-dushku-nake-hot-sexy-nude-pho.jpg

4) Alison Brie (Currently stalking her on Twitter... we live just miles apart... uh huh uh huh uh huh....)

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/SteveFrame/AlisonBrie.jpg

5) Yvonne Strahovski (On Chuck... good girl next door type)

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t68/SpeedyGonzalez2012_uk/ys01.jpg

That is all.

Icon©®™

[hambon4lif]

1) Anna Ferris (I like a gal with a sense of humor)

http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae9/katlop/anna-faris-gq-02ed.jpg
Nice!

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[binnie]

Who is Mila Kunis, and where has she been all of my life?

[chefcraig]

Who is Mila Kunis, and where has she been all of my life?

Her career pretty much began on FOX's That 70's Show. I thought (at the time) she was a knock out, until I discovered that she was 14 years old at the time the show first premiered.