I'd like to shoot Sammy Hagar

[Bob_R]

Out of a canon and right into the side of a building.

[David Lee Rocks]

I agree

[alexpgrimes]

I'd rather put him in a wood chipper myself..

[David Lee Rocks]

and make sure he never goes back with van halen, that is Daves job GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Panamark]

I think they already did this in a roundabout way. Wasnt that Spammy
they were shooting with a CannonBall on the VHIII cover ??

[azcrdnal]

that's my kind of ******

[One Voice]

Originally posted by Panamark
I think they already did this in a roundabout way. Wasnt that Spammy
they were shooting with a CannonBall on the VHIII cover ??

:D :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Out of a canon and right into the side of a building.

LOL Buddy. However, I don't think a simple cannon would have the power to shoot Spam out of it. I think he'd fucking break the thing! Even if he did manage to shoot out of said cannon and into a building it would do nothing to The Chedd-Chunker. He'd be like a wrecking ball to the building cos he is somewhat of a portly fellow, so to speak.


Also, putting him in a woodchipper wouldn't work either IMO. I'd bet my house that Spammy would break the blades.

Example:

You know when you are mowing your lawn, you get to a patch that is just too fucking thick, the mower jams and stops? I guarantee Pajammy could/would do that sort of damage to a woodchipper.

I say take him out with an ELEPHANT GUN!!! LOL! It might take a couple of shots though.

Unfortunately, it's a losing battle. He's a cancer that VH just cannot rid of themselves. It also proves that Ed cannot stay off the hooch. Shit, I'd have to be loaded to listen to any lyrical or vocal contributions from Ronald McDonald's grandfather.

Fuck, Hagar sucks!!!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by MAX
Fuck, Hagar sucks!!!

Yeah, just ask Mikey's Penis !!!

[flappo]

..flush him down the lav , with all the other turds

[Sarge]

ya know..
I used to not detest Hagar..
But after all that smack he talked about Dave on the Sam and Dave tour..
I fuckin' hate that guy now.
As if he didn't talk enough shit over the past 15 years..
Sarge

[Sarge]

who is sammy hagar

[Sarge's Little Helper]

who is sammy hagar

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[Catfish]

Who's Bette Midler again???

[Sarge]

who is bette midler

[Sarge's Little Helper]

who is bette midler

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

[David Lee Roth]

Simply put, Sam Hagar is nothing more then an egregiously myopic idiot and a maniacal, mucous-eating blight upon society.

[flappo]

..and those are his positive points

[rustoffa]

Slacks....it's that slacks company.

[ian_doherty]

let me know if i can help..

we'll need a crane to get him into the canon first......