Look at this fucking knob.

[John Ashcroft]

Earth to "The New JFK"... You don't look cool with an acoustic guitar. Fucking hippie.:rolleyes:

[John Ashcroft]

And what fucking chord is that??? You fucking knob.

"Wow! Look ma! I can play fifths!... Well, not really, but don't I look cool?"

[Dr. Love]

Woah, he plays guitar?

SWEET, I'm voting for him immediately!

[FORD]

Got a picture of his fucking "Fonzie" imitation on Leno a few months ago?

Nah, nevermind... I'm just waking up, and more bad pics of Judas will fuck up my mood for the whole day.

[John Ashcroft]

Post 'em! It's late morning, so your mood should already be established.

Hey, I wonder if he was singing "how many say I?" in that shot...

[madraoul]

Originally posted by John Ashcroft
And what fucking chord is that??? You fucking knob.

"Wow! Look ma! I can play fifths!... Well, not really, but don't I look cool?"

Well, at least he don't drink fifths and then look to wipe out a family of six.

[pete]

Originally posted by John Ashcroft
And what fucking chord is that??? You fucking knob.

"Wow! Look ma! I can play fifths!... Well, not really, but don't I look cool?"

fuck off. When you can play an augmented chord, you can come off as some fucking authority. In the meantine, get your ill-advised lips back on my knob bitch! what am i paying you for?

[lucky wilbury]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040321/480/bx10103212130

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040321/capt.bx10103212130.bush_kerry_st_patricks_bx101.jp g

Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, right, makes a joke about a rumor that Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites) had a plastic surgery, holding photos of Kerry, left, and pop star Michael Jackson during the annual St. Patrick's Day breakfast in Boston, Sunday, March 21, 2004. The breakfast, which gave President Bush (news - web sites) and Kerry the opportunity to engage in some lighthearted, long-distance one-upmanship, has been a tradition for more than 50 years, and is a prelude to the annual South Boston St. Patrick's Day Parade. Boston Mayor Thomas Menino is seen laughing in the foreground. (AP Photo/Chitose Suzuki)

[alexpgrimes]

Damn he looks like Lurch from the Adams Family...lol

[FORD]

Originally posted by alexpgrimes
Damn he looks like Lurch from the Adams Family...lol

Yeah, he does, but the Michael Jackson comparison... not even Judas deserved that one. Only Shit Romney could sink that low.

[Cult of Roth]

Why does it look like his chin is trying to escape from the rest of his head?

I give it 5 years, and then that thing is gonna pop right off...

[Seshmeister]

Remember the scary blue guy at the end of the closing titles of Star Trek?