Man fails to kill himself, or be killed

[rustoffa]

Man fails to kill himself, or be killed
By John Silvester
March 9, 2005

A man who was too scared to commit suicide instead took out a contract on his own life - but the two men who were paid to do the job failed in their attempt to kill him, police say.

The man, 30, knew the two young men and paid them $5000 each to kill him. Police said he told the men, both 18, he wanted to kill himself but feared he would botch the job. His plan was to take sleeping tablets, then if he was still alive 10 minutes later his paid assistants were to beat him to death with an iron bar.

Last Friday, the three men drove in the victim's Ford sedan to Gembrook in the Dandenong Ranges outside Melbourne. They first searched for a cliff where they could dispose of the corpse, but after failing to find anywhere suitable decided

the victim's body would have to be hidden in bushes instead, police said.

The victim took two boxes of prescription sleeping pills. But instead of quietly slipping into a coma he began to convulse on the ground. The two other men grabbed the large iron bar they had brought with them and struck him two or three times on the head. Satisfied he was dead they left, not bothering to roll the body out of sight.

But the victim had both an iron stomach and a thick skull. He was later found, bloodied and disoriented, staggering down the road. He was taken to hospital, then transferred to a psychiatric ward at another hospital as a non-voluntary patient.

The two young men, who have no police record, have been interviewed by detectives and are believed to have made full admissions. The victim's car was recovered from outside their house.

It is understood the failed killers spent the money they were paid for the job on alcohol, Cuban cigars and mobile phones.

They are expected to be charged on summons with attempted murder.

link (http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Man-fails-to-kill-himself-or-be-killed/2005/03/08/1110160829981.html?oneclick=true)

[academic punk]

Whatever happend to locking your car in the garage with the engine running and letting gool old carbon monoxide work its magic?

sheesh.

[Rikk]

This is one of the stupidest stories I've ever heard. This is like the THREE STOOGES banding together to kill CURLY. LMFAO.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
This is like the THREE STOOGES banding together to kill CURLY.

PERFECT!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
PERFECT!!!!

:D

[FORD]

Father forgive me for I know not what I do
I tried everything, but I'll leave it up to you
I don't want to live, I don't know why
I don't have no reasons, I just want to die

I'm a suicidal failure, I've got to get some help
I have suicidal tendencies, but I can't kill myself

I'm tired of this way of life, my patience has expired
I'm barely just 19, but my life I will retire
I went down to a rifle store, I bought myself a gun
I pointed it at my head, but I couldn't get the job done

I took all my mothers sleeping pills
I jumped off a freeway bridge
I drank three kinds of poison
And drove my car off a ridge
I beat myself with a bat
Put a noose around my head
I overdosed on heroin
But I'm still not dead

Death may not be the answer, it can't be all that great
But me I'm not into living, with life I can't relate
By some masochistic reasoning, I think that it will be fun
I want to start my second life now
So shoot me with your gun

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by academic punk
Whatever happend to locking your car in the garage with the engine running and letting gool old carbon monoxide work its magic?

sheesh.

Herschel Walker was a suicidal failure with that after he got traded.

:rolleyes:

[kentuckyklira]

Darwin awards, anyone??

[Little_Skittles]

Why isn't the dude that wanted to die being prosecuted? Suicide is a crime and since he failed to complete the process he should be charged too. And no i don't want to hear any temorary insanity pleas.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Little_Skittles
And no i don't want to hear any temorary insanity pleas.

Learn how to type and use the spell check function, you fucking wigger.

DLR7884
We don't speak ebonics here, btw.

[ODShowtime]

how hard is it to OD? really?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Learn how to type and use the spell check function, you fucking wigger.

DLR7884
We don't speak ebonics here, btw.

It's lms2 DLR, she meant to make those typos to throw you off!

[Rikk]

Indeed. So far we already know that the cunt BRITTNI that attacked IMA out of nowhere was actually an alias for lms2. I wonder who else is actually Linda.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Herschel Walker was a suicidal failure with that after he got traded.

:rolleyes:

Good point.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Herschel Walker was a suicidal failure with that after he got traded.

:rolleyes:

Good point.

Meanwhile, why'd these guys agree to only $5000? The guy was going to be dead. How hard would he have been to negotiate with anyway???

[academic punk]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Herschel Walker was a suicidal failure with that after he got traded.

:rolleyes:

Good point.

Meanwhile, why'd these guys agree to only $5000? The guy was going to be dead. How hard would he have been to negotiate with anyway???

[Rikk]

You REALLY think it's a good point, huh AP?;)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
You REALLY think it's a good point, huh AP?;)

Friggin' computer...

:)

[LadyTudor2711]

Suicide is the ultimate act of selfishness and those who are not certifiable should be held accountable for there lives.

The only victims are the people are left to clean up the mess and feel the sadness of loss.

Everyone has value and even the most unforgotten can impact our lives to a certain degree.

I have been thorough Hell and back and I am still here and have no plan of kicking it before my time.

I came into this world screaming and I will leave that way when I am done.



Best,

LT


Originally posted by rustoffa
Man fails to kill himself, or be killed
By John Silvester
March 9, 2005

A man who was too scared to commit suicide instead took out a contract on his own life - but the two men who were paid to do the job failed in their attempt to kill him, police say.

The man, 30, knew the two young men and paid them $5000 each to kill him. Police said he told the men, both 18, he wanted to kill himself but feared he would botch the job. His plan was to take sleeping tablets, then if he was still alive 10 minutes later his paid assistants were to beat him to death with an iron bar.

Last Friday, the three men drove in the victim's Ford sedan to Gembrook in the Dandenong Ranges outside Melbourne. They first searched for a cliff where they could dispose of the corpse, but after failing to find anywhere suitable decided

the victim's body would have to be hidden in bushes instead, police said.

The victim took two boxes of prescription sleeping pills. But instead of quietly slipping into a coma he began to convulse on the ground. The two other men grabbed the large iron bar they had brought with them and struck him two or three times on the head. Satisfied he was dead they left, not bothering to roll the body out of sight.

But the victim had both an iron stomach and a thick skull. He was later found, bloodied and disoriented, staggering down the road. He was taken to hospital, then transferred to a psychiatric ward at another hospital as a non-voluntary patient.

The two young men, who have no police record, have been interviewed by detectives and are believed to have made full admissions. The victim's car was recovered from outside their house.

It is understood the failed killers spent the money they were paid for the job on alcohol, Cuban cigars and mobile phones.

They are expected to be charged on summons with attempted murder.

link (http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Man-fails-to-kill-himself-or-be-killed/2005/03/08/1110160829981.html?oneclick=true)

[Jesterstar]

Wow Everyone involved in that is a real failure.