Help me please!

[Bob_R]

Yesterday, the CD player in my car was stolen while I was at Home Depot.
Lucky for me, there was a surveillance camera mounted on the wall near my
car, and security personnel were able to give me a still picture of the
suspect. Now the police have asked me to circulate the picture to people I
know, to see if they know or have spotted the suspect. I immediately
thought of you! If you recognize the suspect, please let me know. I am
not really interested in my CD player anymore as it is insured, but I would
just like to get my hands on the person who stole it. Thank you.

[Carmine]

I have an idea...I believe her name is Sally and she works at "Lookers"

[PhilFlappoRogan]

nice shoes

[MAX]

Buddy,

Sounds like one heck of a Birthday eh........

[Bill Lumbergh]

LMFAO! If I find the suspect I'll call you.........after I've had a "word" or two behind closed doors with the thief.

[MAX]

Why am I suddenly craving clam dip?

[rustoffa]

You're obviously going to have to probe around to see if she hid it on her person......

[Anonymous]

How the hell did you get your hands on that? That's my ex-girl, you sicko! She's bending over on the door of my Kia Shuma! Oh, don't believe me? I'll scan a picture of my car, and you'll see it's the same!

Damn! I can't believe that bitch is posting her pics on the net. If I knew she could be THAT slut I'd never have dumped her.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

There you go! Explanation for this phenomena in the Bar.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by MAX
Buddy,

Sounds like one heck of a Birthday eh........

** thumbs up **

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
How the hell did you get your hands on that? That's my ex-girl, you sicko! She's bending over on the door of my Kia Shuma! Oh, don't believe me? I'll scan a picture of my car, and you'll see it's the same!

Damn! I can't believe that bitch is posting her pics on the net. If I knew she could be THAT slut I'd never have dumped her.

Cheers! :bottle:

Far out. Imapus Sylicker used to date my mom.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by academic punk
Far out. Imapus Sylicker used to date my mom.

Wha-wha-what? :confused: :eek:

Cheers! :bottle:

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Wha-wha-what? :confused: :eek:

Cheers! :bottle:

OH MY GOD...DAD???!???

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by academic punk
OH MY GOD...DAD???!???

STOOOP! You crazeee!

Cheers! :bottle:

[weesfreewheelin]

Originally posted by MAX
Why am I suddenly craving clam dip?

LMAO The Clamburglar