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MAX
03-16-2005, 05:23 PM
Hahahahaha!!!!

I was just driving home from the gym and I heard on the radio (one of those quickie entertainment reports) that Britney Spears was recently ordered to but her shoes back on during a flight cos her fucking feet were stinking up the entire plane. LMAO!!! They were also saying that her husband is not too into personal hygiene either. They said that he goes days without showering or brushing his teeth. Imagine their friggin' sheets? The wetspot prolly looks like someone spilled coffee. YUCK!!!

Sick shit huh?
Ally_Kat
03-16-2005, 05:25 PM
Oh, that's old news, though
Rikk
03-16-2005, 05:26 PM
Man...this is a fucking disgusting thread!!

Their brown wetspot is probably not from sex even.

ALLY, I should work on the rest of the Springer episode later to get this smell shit out of my mind.:p
MAX
03-16-2005, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Oh, that's old news, though

Well cut us some slack cos here in Utah we're about a decade behind the rest of y'all. lol. ;) :D
Warham
03-16-2005, 05:26 PM
Yeah, they showed pics of her on the TV going into some public restroom near a beach, on a beach, I dunno, just one of the restrooms you go into where there's piss all over the floor, no toilet paper, and you're afraid to touch anything, even if your shoelaces somehow come undone and touch the floor.

Disturbing.
Rikk
03-16-2005, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Well cut us some slack cos here in Utah we're about a decade behind the rest of y'all. lol. ;) :D

It's cuz yer too bizzy countin' yer wifes.:p
MAX
03-16-2005, 05:29 PM
Carmine would still hit it!!! lol

J/K you Carmine.

http://www.stereogum.com/img/whitetrashbritney.jpg
Ally_Kat
03-16-2005, 05:30 PM
therew as a pic of her in the Post today where she looked like she had saggy boobies
Warham
03-16-2005, 05:30 PM
She does...

Must not wear those wonder bras anymore, eh?
Matt White
03-16-2005, 05:31 PM
"You can take the trash outta the trailer park...."
MAX
03-16-2005, 05:32 PM
Seriously, those wool lined boots she's wearing make feet fucking reek. They are fucking comfy as heck but after a few days, they are toast. I used to have some sheepskin slippers like that. Got 'em for Christmas and by New Years they were in the trash.
Warham
03-16-2005, 05:34 PM
I'd hate to think of what else she's let go unattended to.
MAX
03-16-2005, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by Warham
I'd hate to think of what else she's let go unattended to.

Like that old Jethro Tull song with mangled lyrics?

"Bunghole in the Jungle...."

Kickass Avatar bro!!!
MAX
03-16-2005, 05:36 PM
Oops, stinky double post. :o
Warham
03-16-2005, 05:39 PM
Thanks, MAX.

Glad you like it.
DrMaddVibe
03-16-2005, 06:42 PM
Do I get royalties?
Fabulous Shadow
03-16-2005, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Seriously, those wool lined boots she's wearing make feet fucking reek. They are fucking comfy as heck but after a few days, they are toast. I used to have some sheepskin slippers like that. Got 'em for Christmas and by New Years they were in the trash.

You have to wash um every now and then. I used to be the office manager for UGG America Co. Maker of UGG boots. I know all about um!
blueturk
03-17-2005, 11:48 AM
In a few years Britney will be wishing she could just SEE her feet. She's a fat accident waiting to happen!
Carmine
03-17-2005, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Carmine would still hit it!!! lol

J/K you Carmine.

http://www.stereogum.com/img/whitetrashbritney.jpg


Indeed! Ya know me too good Max!!:D
Warham
03-17-2005, 03:16 PM
The smoking thing just makes her look worse in my eyes.

She looks like she's a chain smoker.
Viking
03-17-2005, 04:30 PM
If her feet are that rank, imagine what her snatch must smell like......:uck:
vanzilla
03-17-2005, 04:49 PM
She looks like she's a chain smoker. [/B][/QUOTE]

More like a chode smoker:D

This chick is a Big Mac away from a fat farm:boobs:
GAR
03-17-2005, 04:53 PM
She came from Loseriana, I heard.
Anonymous
03-17-2005, 07:17 PM
Man, I used to find her very disgusting... and this thread didn't help. :uck:

Cheers! :uck:
MAX
03-17-2005, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by vanzilla
This chick is a Big Mac away from a fat farm:boobs:

Britney's ass....... No lie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/penn2988/BritneysButt.jpg
rustoffa
03-17-2005, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Britney's ass....... No lie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/penn2988/BritneysButt.jpg

"It's just collieflower y'all....fuck you mah baby loves me."

Arrgh.....hit me baby one more time....with some lipo.
Seshmeister
03-17-2005, 08:48 PM
Her whole career seems to be based on airbrushing...
Nitro Express
03-17-2005, 11:29 PM
I think she's done. Next!
Nitro Express
03-17-2005, 11:31 PM
Shit, she's a worn out trailer trash mom and she isn't even 30 yet.
MAX
03-17-2005, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
Shit, she's a worn out trailer trash mom and she isn't even 30 yet.

http://www.showbizireland.com/images/stars/britney-brownthomas-2.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/antibrit852/britney_01.jpg
GAR
03-17-2005, 11:41 PM
http://www.brianspageofshit.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/foodhead.jpg