Who Is The Biggest Cocksucker On This Site?

[academic punk]

Seems lately there are some true idiots/morons/undesirables on here. They give David Lee Roth fans a bad name. They make this site a little less enjoyable. They are even worse than Katydid or Joe Thunder: at least those folk are universally loathed and the comments made at thier expense can be hilarious.

These are the special ones who go beyond mere sheephood. These illustrious few are the true crap of the crop. From seemingly forgetting to take thier medication to unintended displays of humor, these are the few who you really would like to shoot out of a cannon right into a fucking brick wall. And then pick them up and load them in all over again.

Name your most reviled foe here. Explanations, natch.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Rikk, hands down. Damn, I hate that motherfucker.................

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Rikk, hands down. Damn, I hate that motherfucker.................

Really? Moreso than Carmine??? ;)

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by academic punk
Really? Moreso than Carmine??? ;)


Carmine's right up there.........he's just about the meanest motherfucker I've ever met! ;)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Carmine's right up there.........he's just about the meanest motherfucker I've ever met! ;)


True...but to his credit at least he has his own avatar!

[academic punk]

(poor ragu...is he gonna be baffled when he logs on tomorrow or what??!?)

[Dan]

1) cwsmith should be banned for being a AssClown.He has threaten people here and that's pretty fuck up.Get a Life and grow some balls.

2) Wiseguy,Don't fuck with The Roth Ladies here.

3) VH Links Sucks,Just let it go.We don't need your bullshit about Brett here.Leave The guy alone.

4)C.R Roth on Bro.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by academic punk
They are even worse than Katydid or Joe Thunder: at least those folk are universally loathed and the comments made at thier expense can be hilarious.

I think you're going a bit over the top there, AP. Even with the subsequent explanation, you can't convince me. Anyway, why isn't my name there? I mean, not that I'm a cocksucker. Never touched those things in my entire life. Well, mine obviously, a few times. Alright, a lot of times. Ok, ok, almost all the time. Damn, you people are ruthless. But I am annoying.

Anyway, I'm divided between the first two... can I vote twice? This will actually require some thinking. Maybe tomorrow. Or in the next five minutes.

As for the Ragoo, he's the only one there that's truly Katydid and Joe Thunder material. :lol: Just kidding with ya, Ragoo. You know I love you, man. In a tottaly non-homosexual way, of course.

Am I burying myself too much with this post? Probably. I'll just stop now.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bfm]

i agree with dan on this one top three are cocksuckers

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Anyway, why isn't my name there?


Cheers! :bottle:

You may tell shit jokes, but you're giving yourself waaay too much credit there, buddy! ;)

Roth on!

p.s. it was cw who, after he threatened to burn down various members houses, posted a thread asking where Dave is living these days, right?

[Katydid]

I saw PusSylicker deserves to be on there. Give him what he wants.

Carmine seems ok.

I don't know the rest.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Katydid

I don't know what a penis is........oh, is that the thing Ed used to shove in my mouth when I wouldnt shut the fuck up?!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by academic punk
p.s. it was cw who, after he threatened to burn down various members houses, posted a thread asking where Dave is living these days, right?

Yep. Right here. (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17419&highlight=where+is+Dave+living)

Why are you worried about that? What harm could he possibly do with that knowledge? Oh, wait...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Katydid
I saw PusSylicker deserves to be on there. Give him what he wants.

Carmine seems ok.

I don't know the rest.

You wish. Cuntsider yourself lucky you're not there. Oh, and NOW Carmine seems ok? After threatening to kill him? Leave the Ragú out of your bullshit, he doesn't deserve it.

You're crazy. Die.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh


Bill, you are not getting an asshole vote from me. You have been nice to me lately. (Give the Devil his due.)

[MAX]

Shouldn't Jesterstar be in the poll?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Katydid

You have been nice to me lately.


When the fuck was this?!

[Katydid]

I think Jesterstar is stellar.

I think MAX is steller too.

I think Flappo needs to be on there.

I think Hardrock69 needs to be on there.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by MAX
Shouldn't Jesterstar be in the poll?

He's not big enough for that... :lol:

Hey Bill, you and Lounge seem to deserve nothing more than praises from my dearly beloved Katy. Can I make fun of you two? Just for a while? Maybe a month? Two? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
He's not big enough for that... :lol:

Hey Bill, you and Lounge seem to deserve nothing more than praises from my dearly beloved Katy. Can I make fun of you two? Just for a while? Maybe a month? Two? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

ImapusSylicker, You don't want to take on Bill Lumbergh, Loungemachine, and Katydid...We'd kick your ass till you barked like a fox.

[Katydid]

Actually I think ALL Pussylickers posts need edited, since he cause me to lose my whole Jesus and Mary Apparition site.

Also HardRock69, he helped cause it. They posted beastility porn of the worst kind.

Also all Sesh's posts need edited.

And all Flappos because he is always owning someone and putting head chopped pictures of everyone...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Katydid
My pussy farts are really fucking me up! This is better than Mad Dog!!!!!!!!!

[MAX]

I vote for Carmine.

That guy brawls with everybody. I've yet to view one single thread where he isn't starting shit.

[Anonymous]

Oh, Bill and Lounge are on your side now? C'mon, Katy dear... time to wake up. I mean, die. Time to die. Leave those people alone. Die.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by MAX
I vote for Carmine.

That guy brawls with everybody. I've yet to view one single thread where he isn't starting shit.

Yeah, Carmine sucks. He's always stalking Smaz, making fun of him, going 'you young punk', 'brat', and stuff. :D
Does that man have no respect for teenagers? :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

[DavidLeeNatra]

rikk, because he put the japanese balance cd in the jukebox... :D

[vanzilla]

We've all beaten up on Carmine enough. How come no one has mentioned the king of the dipshits: Mezro? That guy always is starting crap. Why don't you just leave Alex alone Mez? What has he done to you lately?

Seriously though, I really dig most of the people I've met in the army. With the exception of a few - who shall remain nameless (Why give the assholes any attention? They know who they are).

Oh, and add Rikk to the list to for turning me on to that Pricncess Superstar chick. Damn You!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by MAX
I vote for Carmine.

That guy brawls with everybody. I've yet to view one single thread where he isn't starting shit.


I voted for Carmine! What an Arsehole that Phukkin guy is!!

LMAO!! You guys rule!!

BTW...nice photo posted up there, Pus!!

[Jesterstar]

JESTERSTAR RULED THIS THREAD!!!!!!! OWNING ALL THAT OPPOSED ME WITH ONE POST!!!!!!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
rikk, because he put the japanese balance cd in the jukebox... :D

Good point! We just may have a dark horse victor!

[Carmine]

Wise guy has posted a very nice thread titled "Ladies and Gentlemen" in the pic forum...check er out boys!

I HIGHLY recommend it!

[academic punk]

Great. So he went from stealing DLR7884's personality to stealing POJO's.

Who is this fuckin' guy, anyway? ZELIG???!?

[Anonymous]

Who's Zelig?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Katydid
Pussylickers caused me to lose my whole Jesus and Mary Disappearance site.

:D

[Fabulous Shadow]

I'm a cocksucker... :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I'm a cocksucker... :D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Rikk, hands down. Damn, I hate that motherfucker.................

LOL.

Yeah, that Rikk is a fucking loser.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Katydid
I think Jesterstar is stellar.

I think MAX is steller too.

I think Flappo needs to be on there.

I think Hardrock69 needs to be on there.

Guess I don't get your vote of confidence, eh cunt?:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
I vote for Carmine.

That guy brawls with everybody. I've yet to view one single thread where he isn't starting shit.

:p

There's aggression, and then there's THE BIG RAGOO. Holy fuck, that guy just isn't happy unless he's picking on someone!!:D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Carmine's right up there.........he's just about the meanest motherfucker I've ever met! ;)

I'm Losing you #$@!*(#!)!&#!#+~~@_#^&#%!(!()!_)(&_#&%$!~^@%%!!!

Vote Carmine! (or I'll kick your ass and stuff, yeah...stuff!)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
rikk, because he put the japanese balance cd in the jukebox... :D

True 'nuff. But remember that night when we were clearing tables and you thought I was leaving, but I actually went to the washroom? You then ran over to the jukebox, thinking the coast was clear, and blasted NOT ENOUGH. Fucking hell, I came out of the bathroom and saw you standing on our Pig Pen table in the corner, Sammy Hagar shirt on, fake microphone in hand (figure this one out), screaming: "Love hurts you sometimes!" I clapped...you opened your eyes...

Man, I've never seen someone so fucking embarressed.:p

[Rikk]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Oh, and add Rikk to the list to for turning me on to that Pricncess Superstar chick. Damn You!

I know. What can I say? Sometimes it's just really painful to look at such a beautiful woman because you know you'll probably never hook up with her.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

[QUOTE] originally posted by Fabulous Shadow:
I'm a cocksucker... :D [QUOTE]

Mmmh...:cato:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Rikk
:p

There's aggression, and then there's THE BIG RAGOO. Holy fuck, that guy just isn't happy unless he's picking on someone!!:D

Yeah, that asswipe again! F him!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Yeah, that asswipe again! F him!

I wish the BIG RAGOO were more calm and good-natured...like me!:p

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I'm a cocksucker... :D

I hope so !!! :D

how you're doing, sweetheart?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
I wish the BIG RAGOO were more calm and good-natured...like me!:p


I know bro, you're a regular fucking saint.........just ask Fab, guwapo, lMS, BT,and Lou! :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I know bro, you're a regular fucking saint.........just ask Fab, guwapo, lMS, BT,and Lou! :D

Hey, I'm loved by ALL...what can I say? I always get along with all posters and am never judgmental about the idiocy of certain LOUsers. And I'm also not discriminative. If a person were GAYwapo, for instance, I would have no problem with that and make no jokes. I would even have no problem with people that are GAYwapo getting married. If a person Lacked Mental Stability, I would not be judgmental or mean. I would instead suggest that said person receive help and be there to offer my support. And I don't care if a poster is gentlemanly or Katylike. I will treat that person with respect, no matter how that person treats me. And I don't care where posters are from. A poster can be from...from SoCal for instance, and have a name that rhymes with Smell. And I will still be respectful, kind, thoughtful, courteous, open-minded and...dammit...a nice guy!

RIKK...bringing good will and happiness to all at the RothArmy.:)

[Carmine]

Now that post took some talent!

Ya friggin' Touchhole!

(I can't even type shit without laughing, I suck at F'n with people)

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Katydid
Actually I think ALL Pussylickers posts need edited, since he cause me to lose my whole Jesus and Mary Apparition site.

Also HardRock69, he helped cause it. They posted beastility porn of the worst kind.

Also all Sesh's posts need edited.

And all Flappos because he is always owning someone and putting head chopped pictures of everyone...

you should be banned.

i had sex with your kids, it was horrible, i'll never use amphetamine again

[Carmine]

hey AWe, can I borrow that chick in the pink for a while??

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Now that post took some talent!

Ya friggin' Touchhole!

(I can't even type shit without laughing, I suck at F'n with people)

:D :D :D :D :D :D

CARMINE, there's something to be said for being the nicest guy at the site too. You may not be able to trash people the way I can, but you also probably have more 5-votes.;)

[Carmine]

For the record~ THIS thread is way fun!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Rikk
CARMINE, there's something to be said for being the nicest guy at the site too. You may not be able to trash people the way I can, but you also probably have more 5-votes.;)

Thanks Man...ALL OF YOU, It means ALOT!!:D

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
you should be banned.

at least we're talking about "cocksucker" and I guess, NOFUCKINGBODY wants to have his cock sucked or even touched by katytit...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
at least we're talking about "cocksucker" and I guess, NOFUCKINGBODY wants to have his cock sucked or even touched by katytit...

:D

KATYTIT. It's so childish, so stupid, so obvious...yet so brilliant!! :p

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
I hope so !!! :D

how you're doing, sweetheart?

Just DUCKY darlin! YOU?

[MAX]

Honorable mention goes to the grate state of Kansas. Proud home of lms, lms2, Brittani, Little_Skittles and now Maxine (all the same person) in the beautiful outskirts of Wichita. And who says I can't mod? ;)

Yee Haw!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Honorable mention goes to the grate state of Kansas. Proud home of lms, lms2, Brittani, Little_Skittles and now Maxine (all the same person) in the beautiful outskirts of Wichita. And who says I can't mod? ;)

Yee Haw!!!

Kicking ass and taking names!;)

OU812MAX!! Where you been?:)

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by MAX
Honorable mention goes to the grate state of Kansas. Proud home of lms, lms2, Brittani, Little_Skittles and now Maxine (all the same person) in the beautiful outskirts of Wichita. And who says I can't mod? ;)

Yee Haw!!!


LMFAO!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I'm a cocksucker... :D

:eek:

Can I say that I'm mildly surprised at such bold statement? And that said statement has garnered you 5 stars from yours truly? :)

Cheers! :bottle:

[julia]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I'm a cocksucker... :D

i knew you were

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I know bro, you're a regular fucking saint.........just ask Fab, guwapo, lMS, BT,and Lou! :D

Ask ME? While I do find Rikk to be a "COCKSUCKER" it is the same ellement that makes him irresistable to me. ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Kicking ass and taking names!;)

OU812MAX!! Where you been?:)

Oh, yoU mean I ate (8) yet another one (1) too (2) and smiled as maximus? Confidentially I'm not just smiling, I'm laughing off my collective my ass!!! :hitch:

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by julia
i knew you were

julia~ PLEASE. I don't want to have to mother you again. OK

[julia]

you have never mothered me

[Fabulous Shadow]

Ok, don't make me start. Shouldn't you be in school?

[julia]

i had a half day so i'm out of school right now

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Rikk
:D

KATYTIT. It's so childish, so stupid, so obvious...yet so brilliant!! :p

he he...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Ok... Cover your ears and eyes so the rest of us can get back to cock sucking!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Just DUCKY darlin! YOU?

things are fine in natra-land...thanx...

[julia]

you act like its new to me

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Ok... Cover your ears and eyes so the rest of us can get back to cock sucking!

well...do you mind me getting back to LETTING my cock get sucked instead of cock sucking?

[Steve Savicki]

Isn't VH Links Sucks the same as Kennyboy? At least I thought FORD called that one out claiming Kenny was hiding behind a proxy.
Could've been a different user though.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
well...do you mind me getting back to LETTING my cock get sucked instead of cock sucking?

LOL!:)

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
well...do you mind me getting back to LETTING my cock get sucked instead of cock sucking?

I second that, bro... :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by julia
you act like its new to me

No, I act like the whole site doesn't need to know that it's NOT.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
No, I act like the whole site doesn't need to know that it's NOT.

:D

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
well...do you mind me getting back to LETTING my cock get sucked instead of cock sucking?

LMAO! :eek:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
[B]I'm laughing off my collective my ass!!!

And hurting the reputation of the University you went, no doubt.;)

[ALinChainz]

Julia is going to be one of those bad statistics when it comes to young women.

She shouldn't be saying shit like that at her age.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
well...do you mind me getting back to LETTING my cock get sucked instead of cock sucking?

I don't know, NATRA. After the magazines I found under the register two nights ago, I'm not so sure you're as resistent to the idea as you claim...:eek:

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Julia is going to be one of those bad statistics when it comes to young women.

She shouldn't be saying shit like that at her age.

Nail/Head :(

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Isn't VH Links Sucks the same as Kennyboy? At least I thought FORD called that one out claiming Kenny was hiding behind a proxy.
Could've been a different user though.

It's possible. Mind you, I don't think I've ever seen KENNYBOY act as fucking psychotic as VH LINKS SUCKS. That dude is five-and-a-swig beers short of a six-pack.

[julia]

you have no clue what i'm like off the site. none of you know me at all

[vanzilla]

Damn you nailed that one. I was going to mention Little Skittles, but I didn't want to come off as some asshole picking on a 16 year old girl. Then I went back and read some of Rikk's old posts about her. I didn't know she was just an alias for lms. Fuck her. I can do without all of the religious ramblings. Do us all a favor honey - SAVE IT FOR CHURCH.

Here's my problem with religious people. You can believe whatever you want - I have nothing but respect for that. Just don't try to recruit me okay. Don't tell me I'll be a better person for believing the same thing as you.

Thats about as stupid as us going to the NAMBLA site and trying to convince people there that Dave was better than Sam in Van Halen. It's just not going to happen. You can't change the way people think, especially by going off on some religious tangent on a fansite - DUMBASS!

If Jesus truly does save, can he please come down here and make it rain for 40 days and 40 nights to wash all of shit lms and katydid call posts from this site. Let us pray.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Rikk
I don't know, NATRA. After the magazines I found under the register two nights ago, I'm not so sure you're as resistent to the idea as you claim...:eek:

lol...didn't know you're still pissed at me because I didn't want to call our bar "blue oyster bar"...put the magazines to your manilow collection...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
lol...didn't know you're still pissed at me because I didn't want to call our bar "blue oyster bar"...put the magazines to your manilow collection...

Blue Oyster Bar!!

LMAO!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
lol...didn't know you're still pissed at me because I didn't want to call our bar "blue oyster bar"...put the magazines to your manilow collection...

The Manilow collection isn't as bad as the Gay Scheizer porn collection I found in your "garbage basket" that never empties (the one under your desk, next to the portable DVD player and the lube tubes...and the toilet paper...I take it this is an audience participation kinda video?;))

[Rikk]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Damn you nailed that one. I was going to mention Little Skittles, but I didn't want to come off as some asshole picking on a 16 year old girl. Then I went back and read some of Rikk's old posts about her. I didn't know she was just an alias for lms. Fuck her. I can do without all of the religious ramblings. Do us all a favor honey - SAVE IT FOR CHURCH.

Amen.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
And hurting the reputation of the University you went, no doubt.;)

Eh? No, no, no, that phrasing can go either way cos it's not a direct preposition. :D

I done my colludge proud.

Keeping with that spirit, here's a special shout out to lms2 and all of her alternate personalities.

http://www.heehaw.com/images/homeonly/BigDonkey.gif

Cheers Y'all!!!

:gulp:

[Rikk]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!;)

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Blue Oyster Bar!!

LMAO!!

Holy shit! I just realized that I've never given you the ol' 5 star vote.........how the hell did THAT happen..........if I can call Rikk a flaming homo(which he is BTW) 20 times a day, I can sure as hell find the time to vote for you. Done my friend.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Rikk
The Manilow collection isn't as bad as the Gay Scheizer porn collection I found in your "garbage basket" that never empties (the one under your desk, next to the portable DVD player and the lube tubes...and the toilet paper...I take it this is an audience participation kinda video?;))

yep...and I got them all...cwsmith, jester, joethunder...

[MAX]

To the nominees ('Cept Carmine) Jester, lms and her alternate personality collection who don't take the grand prize. May I present you with this lovely t-shirt as a parting gift.

Thanks for playing. :)

http://www.yatteau.com/ugly.gif

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I'm a cocksucker... :D

I'd like to find out darlin'! :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Holy shit! I just realized that I've never given you the ol' 5 star vote.........how the hell did THAT happen..........if I can call Rikk a flaming homo(which he is BTW) 20 times a day, I can sure as hell find the time to vote for you. Done my friend.

Thanks!!


Slacker!:D

[Brett]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Isn't VH Links Sucks the same as Kennyboy? At least I thought FORD called that one out claiming Kenny was hiding behind a proxy.
Could've been a different user though.
Nah they're different.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Brett
Nah they're different.

brett...long time no see...reminds me that I haven't finished the vocals to your great playback...how you're doing, you ol' cocksucker ;)

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by julia
you have no clue what i'm like off the site. none of you know me at all

Then you should certainly consider what you post then.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
I'd like to find out darlin'! :D

I bet you would!

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I bet you would!

Yes, I would! ;)

[Brett]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
brett...long time no see...reminds me that I haven't finished the vocals to your great playback...how you're doing, you ol' cocksucker ;)

Hey man, yeah haven't been around much. VH LINKS SUCKS wanted to call me out, so I had to make a triumphant return.

Yeah no biggy on the song, the whole fucking project fell apart again anyway I see.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Brett
Yeah no biggy on the song, the whole fucking project fell apart again anyway I see.

sad but true...

[Warham]

There's so many cocksuckers and cunts on this site, it's hard to choose just one.

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Katydid
I think Jesterstar is stellar.

I think MAX is steller too.

I think Flappo needs to be on there.

I think Hardrock69 needs to be on there.

You fucking whore.....I am PROUD to be on your list of people who annoy you.

If you would just take Jesus's cock out of your mouth, then perhaps your rambling and incoherent bullshit might make some sense.

As it is, you are a Satan-Worshipper and will burn in Hell for it. It is no wonder you dislike me...I am advertising to the world that you truly wish to suck Satan's cock....a fact you have been desperate to hide all of your miserable and disgusting life.

Fucking pig. Go wallow in your own shit.

[Carmine]

You are in the elite HardRock69....5 stars for you!!

[Hardrock69]

LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!!

The FEW...the PROUD!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

WOOT!

[Fabulous Shadow]

What I want to know is this... WHO HAS the biggest cock???

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
What I want to know is this... WHO HAS the biggest cock???

Well, pics are not allowed....just saying it is no good. Looks like I'll have to prove it to ya!

that work?:p

[Warham]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
What I want to know is this... WHO HAS the biggest cock???

I have a size 12 shoe.

[Fabulous Shadow]

my email addy is fab316@earthlink.net. Pics are welcome and appreciated!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
my email addy is fab316@earthlink.net. Pics are welcome and appreciated!

you know mine...and I'm still waiting!:D

[Warham]

I don't do pics. LOL

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
hey AWe, can I borrow that chick in the pink for a while??

yesss, i think we'll be able to find a financial agreement for pretty much everything

assasinate katydid and you'll get her for a whole weekend!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
What I want to know is this... WHO HAS the biggest cock???

Have you seen any New Zealand porn movies,Check out Long Dan Silver.

[FORD]

I hate to agree with Katydoodle, but LimpCock69 just went to the top of my list.

Fucking CC Deville worshipping little sheep who doesn't have a CLUE about musical talent.

[ALinChainz]

The poll doesn't even include Joe Thunder.

He obviously would be the biggest cock sucker on this site, the fag.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
you know mine...and I'm still waiting!:D

I know yours???
To quote the GREAT Gwen.... "What are you waiting for?"

[Fabulous Shadow]

Oh wait I get it... I know your email addy.... Had me worried for a sec...

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
What I want to know is this... WHO HAS the biggest cock???

Well shucks! Ya know I don't like ta brag or nuthin'! :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I know yours???
To quote the GREAT Gwen.... "What are you waiting for?"

oh boy...email addy...YOUR pics!:rolleyes:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Oh wait I get it... I know your email addy.... Had me worried for a sec...

woops Sorry Babe, didnt see this post.

[Seshmeister]

Jesterstar and Katydud sitting in a tree.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by FORD
I hate to agree with Katydoodle, but LimpCock69 just went to the top of my list.

Fucking CC Deville worshipping little sheep who doesn't have a CLUE about musical talent.



Ahhh so you have a shrine in your bedroom dedicated to Katypoodle and you spend all your days getting off on Spammy Haggard music??

Man...you need help...


:rolleyes:

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Jesterstar and Katydud sitting in a tree.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G


Ummm you mean FORD and Katydud, dontcha?

:D

[GAR]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
What I want to know is this... WHO HAS the biggest cock???

What an extremely forward request!

[Cathedral]

I have a small cock, but it's a fighter i tell ya, nyuk nyuk nyuk...

[Rikk]

When did this turn into a thread about who has the biggest cock? This is a thread about who's the biggest asshole.

Anyway, I have the biggest cock. Everyone knows that.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
When did this turn into a thread about who has the biggest cock? This is a thread about who's the biggest asshole.

Anyway, I have the biggest cock. Everyone knows that.

No!

[Rikk]

Damn. Killed by my own picture creation.

Well...my cock grew since that pic was created!! He's huge now!!:mad:

[Cathedral]

Nobody has a cock smaller than mine, it's just a itty bitty thing.

[GAR]

Originally posted by Rikk
Damn. Killed by my own picture creation.

ahem.. "your" pic?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by GAR
ahem.. "your" pic?

I created that pic with the writing for Nick when his ego was down so much because he hadn't had sex in years.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Nobody has a cock smaller than mine, it's just a itty bitty thing.

What about JOE THUNDER's cock? I imagine it's not of a considerable size.

[spmusicplyr]

I only read a few pages but i think were forgetting , JOEJOE JOE and each of the names that fucker has

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Rikk
What about JOE THUNDER's cock? I imagine it's not of a considerable size.

That's why he had to get out of gay porn and become simply a fluffer.

His 3" tool.

His specialty according to his fan site was eating shit while pulling a train, as in his biggest hit " Shaving Ryan's Privates "

Alas, his cocaine addiction led to his arrest and conviction.

And now he trolls for little boys here by claiming to have written and sung on Van Halen hits.

But I digress........:D

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Rikk
What about JOE THUNDER's cock? I imagine it's not of a considerable size.

Maybe your right, I'll concede my Teenie Peenie Award to Joe Thunder.
Who am i to stand in his way...:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by spmusicplyr
I only read a few pages but i think were forgetting , JOEJOE JOE and each of the names that fucker has

JOE THUNDER, LP

JOE!JOE!JOE!

WATUPJOEJOE

LongdongSilver

showjoeyourtits

and the list goes on..........................Banned more times than NickyD at a PTA meeting full of MILFS:D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
JOE THUNDER, LP

JOE!JOE!JOE!

WATUPJOEJOE

LongdongSilver

showjoeyourtits

and the list goes on..........................Banned more times than NickyD at a PTA meeting full of MILFS:D

I resemble that remark!;)

[academic punk]

Nononononono! This thread isn't about our penis's!

This thread is supposed to be about the site's PRICKS!!!

[Satan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
That's why he had to get out of gay porn and become simply a fluffer.

His 3" tool.

His specialty according to his fan site was eating shit while pulling a train, as in his biggest hit " Shaving Ryan's Privates "

Alas, his cocaine addiction led to his arrest and conviction.

And now he trolls for little boys here by claiming to have written and sung on Van Halen hits.

But I digress........:D

Here's a song that Blunder might have actually written.....

Three Inch Tool

(Parody of Only Wanna Be With You by Hootie & The Blowfish)


Little me
My nuts are small as pearls
You like to laugh at me
‘Cause I’m hung just like a squirrel
Sometimes it bugs me
I’m not a bigger guy
When I was a baby
It was exactly the same size

But there’s nothin’ I can do
‘Cause I only got a three inch tool

Come home with me
Have a cocktail at my place
I gotta tell you
Before we get past second base
In my pants
Ain’t no big schwing
But if you can find him
He’s a friendly little thing

But there’s nothin’ I can do
I only got a three-inch tool
When I’m comin’ out of the pool
I only got a one-inch tool

Sometimes I wonder
If it’ll ever extend
I get embarrassed
When I’m hangin’ with my friends
They like to razz me
I don’t know why
They get me a Happy Meal
And Super Size my fry

And there’s nothin’ I can do
I only got a three-inch tool
And when I’m coming out of the pool
I only got a one-inch tool
Yeah it’s small but it’s real cool
I’m happy with a three-inch tool
I only got a three-inch tool

[LoungeMachine]

Bob Rivers will be glad to list Satan Almighty as a fan/listener, I'm sure.

[Satan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Bob Rivers will be glad to list Satan Almighty as a fan/listener, I'm sure.

If he would ever cut it out with the fucking reruns. I'm starting to wonder if they got fired again.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Satan
If he would ever cut it out with the fucking reruns. I'm starting to wonder if they got fired again.

Haven't tuned in this week.

Damn well better not or there will be HELL to pay:mad:



Sure can't listen to Robin and Maynard:rolleyes:

[LoungeMachine]

The Cat's in the Kettle

Cleaning out the Fridge

Dirty Deeds, Done with Sheep

all classics..........too many to list.


Come to think of it, Done With Sheep could be the theme song around here.

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by academic punk
Nononononono! This thread isn't about our penis's!

This thread is supposed to be about the site's PRICKS!!!

You fucking wanker. I am the biggest prick you are the biggest asshole so why don't you just bend over and lemme slide my biggest prick into the biggest asshole.

[Satan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Haven't tuned in this week.

Damn well better not or there will be HELL to pay:mad:



Sure can't listen to Robin and Maynard:rolleyes:

Or Stern either..... I couldn't give a cherub's pink ass about what's going on in NYC at 6:66 AM

[academic punk]

Originally posted by wiseguy
You fucking wanker. I am the biggest prick you are the biggest asshole so why don't you just bend over and lemme slide my biggest prick into the biggest asshole.

No thanks. You homosexual heroin addicts are a high risk category. ;)

[wiseguy]

Good one fag.

Obviously "academic" shouldn't be in your title.

Now shut the fuck up and clench up you dirty little bitch.

[CROWBAR]

WHAT A COCKSUCKER! :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by wiseguy
Good one fag.

Obviously "academic" shouldn't be in your title.

Now shut the fuck up and clench up you dirty little bitch.

You profane, idiocy-toting mother fucker. What is your major malfunction? You're so stupid that Corky from LIFE GOES ON has been making fun of your math skills.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Rikk
that Corky from LIFE GOES ON has been making fun of your math skills.

lol...thats funny!

[MAX]

Corky? LMAO!!!

Isn't that what we used to call Kid Lauderdale about a year ago?

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by Rikk
You profane, idiocy-toting mother fucker. What is your major malfunction? You're so stupid that Corky from LIFE GOES ON has been making fun of your math skills.

The more the merrier. And you are? Lemme guess, the boyfriend? Don't worry dick wad I'll be done here in a minute so you can assume your position up his ass. Its hard to tell where you end and he begins.

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
WHAT A COCKSUCKER! :D

And your a MOTHERFUCKER.
The peanut gallery is closed...Beat it weenie!

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

FLOAT IN MY URINE COCKSUCKERS

BC!!
I VOTE KATYDID OR WHOEVER'S THE BIGGEST PISSDRENCHER STEP UP TO THE PLATE FIRST

[Rikk]

Originally posted by wiseguy
The more the merrier. And you are? Lemme guess, the boyfriend? Don't worry dick wad I'll be done here in a minute so you can assume your position up his ass. Its hard to tell where you end and he begins.

Is there really a small town called TEXAS in ARIZONA or are you just scheduled for 7pm on Sunday nights for retards everywhere?

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by Rikk
You profane, idiocy-toting mother fucker. What is your major malfunction? You're so stupid that Corky from LIFE GOES ON has been making fun of your math skills.

My problem is that this thread was created on my behalf and I should sit here and hold my cock while dickheads like academic create more shit then I could think of. Well I said my peace and owned up to my mistakes and still this fag carry's on. Lets end it..Celebrate Dave and forget this shit. I'll take the prize, but lets move on.

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by Rikk
Is there really a small town called TEXAS in ARIZONA or are you just scheduled for 7pm on Sunday nights for retards everywhere?

Oh, excuse me. A fellow Canadian. Ontario...what part?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by wiseguy
My problem is that this thread was created on my behalf and I should sit here and hold my cock while dickheads like academic create more shit then I could think of. Well I said my peace and owned up to my mistakes and still this fag carry's on. Lets end it..Celebrate Dave and forget this shit. I'll take the prize, but lets move on.

One second happy, one second mad, then happy again...

Shut the fuck up and get back to class, pupil...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by wiseguy
Oh, excuse me. A fellow Canadian. Ontario...what part?

Burlington, near Toronto. I thought you're from Arizona.

[wiseguy]

The only thing thats true is my age. I lived in Kingston Last year. What a fucking shithole

[Rikk]

Originally posted by wiseguy
The only thing thats true is my age. I lived in Kingston Last year. What a fucking shithole

I hate Kingston. But you're the one that chose to live there. BTW, there's a big penitentiary there. Is that why you were there?

[wiseguy]

nice pic BTW, you'll get big props for that

[Rikk]

Originally posted by wiseguy
nice pic BTW, you'll get big props for that

I'm all about props. Hell, my middle name is props.

[wiseguy]

Nope, I was G.M at a restaurant there. I moved west. There is actually a few prisons there. They say manson was in Kingston for awhile.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by wiseguy
Nope, I was G.M at a restaurant there. I moved west. There is actually a few prisons there. They say manson was in Kingston for awhile.

Shit, I didn't know that. What the fuck was he doing up here?

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by Rikk
I'm all about props. Hell, my middle name is props.

Ya, I was never big at making a name formyself at other peoples expense. I mean lets face it. Anyone can get a picture and do that. Its the words you type that no one else can duplicate

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by Rikk
Shit, I didn't know that. What the fuck was he doing up here?

Something about keeping him in Canada for security reasons and since Kingston is so close to the border it was a good fit

[academic punk]

Why am I hearing "When It's Love" all of a sudden?

[bueno bob]

Why am I not in the running?

Do I have to be a bigger cocksucker than what I already am?!?!?

[academic punk]

We'll get ya in in the next round, 'kay, BB?

Sheesh. You, Sylicker, RIKK, Fab...seems the only person on this site who doesn't want to be a cocksucker is wiseguy!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
We'll get ya in in the next round, 'kay, BB?

SUPER SWEET!

[academic punk]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!!

[academic punk]

Check it out - dead heat tie in the poll, with Ragu running a close third.

(THis site has a SICK sense of humor!!!)

[Cockney Cant]

Fack orf .

[academic punk]

And suddenly Cockney Cant achieves eligibility for next weeks poll...

[academic punk]

PREDICTION: with cwsmith keeping a low profile, wiseguy having exhausted our interest, carmine being carmine, VHLINKS SUCKS just may pull ahead abd puill off a surprise victory.

First to 10 "wins".

[UGS]

CW will be back. Ever since this poll started he has more people than ever to think of comebacks for. Most likely the comeback will be "tool", but nonetheless he takes his sweet ass time thinking about it.

[Cockney Cant]

Fack orf .

[GAR]

I play with eating utensils in the tub.