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Anonymous
03-19-2005, 02:34 AM
I think I'll pass, unless they don't mean what I'm thinking...

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
03-19-2005, 02:37 AM
Shit, I meant to post this in non... Damn!

LoungeMachine
03-19-2005, 03:44 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Shit, I meant to post this in non... Damn!

Stop walking around with produce stuck up your ass and you might think straight:D :D

bueno bob
03-19-2005, 06:13 AM
The Surgeon General has come to a new finding:

Exercise, healthy eating, non-smoking, non-drinking and a balanced diet will all STILL result in your death.

HAVE FUN, KIDS!

ELVIS
03-19-2005, 06:15 AM
I eat over five carrots daily...

LoungeMachine
03-19-2005, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS
I eat over five carrots daily...

I for one would prefer it if you DIDNT discuss your sex life in here.......:cool:

Satan
03-19-2005, 11:01 AM
Please.... a vision of Mr. Presley acting out the "carrot scene" from Fast Times at Ridgemont High is not something the Devil needs this early in the morning.

Or any other time of the day for that matter.

Anonymous
03-19-2005, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Stop walking around with produce stuck up your ass and you might think straight:D :D

Lounge, I said I'LL PASS. My post is my witness - say, that's deep! So stop being mean.

Go pick on ELVIS. He says he's over five per day... :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

Dr. Love
03-19-2005, 03:50 PM
Moving it to non. ;)

Anonymous
03-19-2005, 03:58 PM
Thanks, Doc.

Cheers! :bottle:

EbDawson
03-20-2005, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob


Exercise, healthy eating, non-smoking, non-drinking and a balanced diet will all STILL result in your death.


"From this point forward, if I take excellent care of myself, I will get very sick and die". Rodney Dangerfield

Diddle Doe
04-02-2005, 11:38 PM
Too many carrots makes one orange. You look like a victim of a non sun tan.

guwapo_rocker
04-03-2005, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Diddle Doe
Too many carrots makes one orange. You look like a victim of a non sun tan.

That's true, I know a girl that ate nothing but carrots for a while.

I can't remember how long she did it for, but she turned completely

orange!! I swear, her tits looked like pumpkins!!

Panamark
04-04-2005, 06:17 AM
Yup !

That also happened to Susan Dey in the Partridge Familiy days.

Ate nothing but carrots to keep slim, and totally turned orange.

Roguesgirl
04-04-2005, 09:38 AM
I love carrots. But only with a nice creamy dip.

Roguesgirl
04-04-2005, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
The Surgeon General has come to a new finding:

Exercise, healthy eating, non-smoking, non-drinking and a balanced diet will all STILL result in your death.

HAVE FUN, KIDS!

LOL. :D

stilleddiesangel
04-04-2005, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by Roguesgirl
I love carrots. But only with a nice creamy dip.

:killer: ROFLMAO... me too RG.. !!! :D

guwapo_rocker
04-04-2005, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by Roguesgirl
I love carrots. But only with a nice creamy dip.

:D

Anonymous
04-04-2005, 12:01 PM
This thread's suddenly taking an interesting turn...

Cheers! :bottle: