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Bob_R
03-20-2005, 03:15 PM
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while

Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!

and we've ALL met someone in our working lives that says this is far too true..................haven't we ?

loss of fools
03-20-2005, 06:46 PM
lol to true fuck hard work lets have some more attitude these days

smaz
03-20-2005, 06:47 PM
:lol:

vanzilla
03-20-2005, 09:16 PM
Attitude is everything. Unfortunately I deal with more bullshit than anything else.

Anonymous
03-20-2005, 09:26 PM
:rofl: Good one, EVHF!

Cheers! :bottle:

scottydabodi
03-20-2005, 09:55 PM
Hey, this is a great system! Let's see:

two miserable douchebags, a fat salad tosser, and a kissass bass player = 5150!!!

Wow! It works!!