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The three golden rules of cheating on your wife/girlfriend
DON`T GET CAUGHT!
DON`T TALK ABOUT IT!
NEVER ADMIT A THING!
DON`T TALK ABOUT IT!
NEVER ADMIT A THING!
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DAMN!!! I nailed those first three, but I had this nagging feeling that I forgot SOMETHING..!Originally posted by Figs
and don't bring home any communicable diseases....Comment
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you got some 'splainin' to do....Comment
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why do they call em "communicable" diseases?
ain't like your gonna talk about it, if you get one!!!(LOL)Comment
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these are good rules, but maybe there should be some sub-rules like:
1) She must be better looking, or if close an absolute animal in bed
2) She should have more to lose than you (i.e. a husband richer than you)
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You might be forced to!Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
why do they call em "communicable" diseases?
ain't like your gonna talk about it, if you get one!!!(LOL)
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HAHAHA....True!!Originally posted by kentuckyklira
You might be forced to!
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True! I have always stuck to this!Originally posted by Figs
these are good rules, but maybe there should be some sub-rules like:
1) She must be better looking, or if close an absolute animal in bed
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Originally posted by Figs
you got some 'splainin' to do....
Too busy itchin' to do any explainin'.
Look, what happened is this: a decapitated horse head was left in my bed by Ragu, as an "inducement" fro my vote. It's really not my fault.Comment
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LMMFAO!!!!Originally posted by academic punk
Too busy itchin' to do any explainin'.
Look, what happened is this: a decapitated horse head was left in my bed by Ragu, as an "inducement" fro my vote. It's really not my fault.
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God knows what these folk not on the inside of that one are conjuring in their heads right now...Comment
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Ha! I wonder if horses get crab lice...Comment
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Originally posted by Figs
these are good rules, but maybe there should be some sub-rules like:
1) She must be better looking, or if close an absolute animal in bed
It WAS a horse head! So I've got the "animal" thing covered!Comment
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albeit a dead, decapitated one...Comment
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