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Anonymous
03-22-2005, 08:10 PM
Deep in the heart of the jungle, the safari gathered around the campfire as the sound of drums in the distance grew louder and louder. Their guide reassured them, "No problem. When drums play, berry good; but if drums stop, berry bad!" The drumming continued through the night and the next day. That night the tourists again exchanged worried glances. But the safari guide eased their fears. "When drums play, berry good; but if drums stop, berry bad!" The third night, the guide once again started his explanation, "When drums play, berry good..." the drums suddenly stopped! The horrified tourists looked to their guide for help. "Now what?!" they cried. He slowly shook his head. "Ohhhh, berry bad. Bass solo!"

Cheers! :bottle:
vanzilla
03-22-2005, 10:26 PM
That's an oldie but a goodie.

Reminds me of a few others:

How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-Just one, but 5 more will be there saying they could do it better and faster.

-What do you call a person who spends all their time around musicians?
-A drummer.
manwiththedogs
03-22-2005, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Deep in the heart of the jungle, the safari gathered around the campfire as the sound of drums in the distance grew louder and louder. Their guide reassured them, "No problem. When drums play, berry good; but if drums stop, berry bad!" The drumming continued through the night and the next day. That night the tourists again exchanged worried glances. But the safari guide eased their fears. "When drums play, berry good; but if drums stop, berry bad!" The third night, the guide once again started his explanation, "When drums play, berry good..." the drums suddenly stopped! The horrified tourists looked to their guide for help. "Now what?!" they cried. He slowly shook his head. "Ohhhh, berry bad. Bass solo!"

Cheers! :bottle:
Hey...no fair.
Kinda funny tho.
bueno bob
03-23-2005, 05:15 AM
Originally posted by vanzilla
That's an oldie but a goodie.

Reminds me of a few others:

How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-Just one, but 5 more will be there saying they could do it better and faster.

-What do you call a person who spends all their time around musicians?
-A drummer.

Nice! :)