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Fabulous Shadow
03-23-2005, 03:38 PM
In todays world women are always wanting to change their men to be exactly what they want them to be. I think the Army women see it differently. Listed below are courses that the average woman wants her man to take to help them get intouch with the "VENUS" in them. Next to each course, I have edited the title to the Army womans version of the same class. The Army ladies will be heading these courses in the near future so... Sign up today!
Combating stupidity. (WHY WE DON'T DATE STUPID GUYS)
You Can Do Housework, Too. (YOU TOO CAN DO HOUSEWORK NUDE)
PMS - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut. (SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS WEEK OR I'LL CALL YOU OUT ON THE BOARD)
How to Fill an Ice Tray. (CREATIVE WAYS TO USE ICE)
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money!
(GIVE US THE MONEY, WE WILL PICK OUT OUR OWN SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS)
Understanding the Female Response to You Coming in Drunk at 4 AM.
(HOW DARE YOU GET DRUNK WITHOUT ME!)
How Not to Act Like An Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong.
(HOW TO BE AN ASSHOLE AND BE HOT DOING IT)
Reasons to Give Flowers. (WE DON'T WANT FLOWERS, WE WANT CASH)
How to Stay Awake After Sex. (HOW TO DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT RESTING)
"The Morning Dilemma" - If It's Awake, Take a Shower. (IF IT'S AWAKE, WAKE ME UP)
'The Weekend' and 'Sports' Are not Synonyms. (SEX IS A SPORT, WANNA PLAY?)
How To Go Shopping With Your Mate. (STAY HOME, WE SHOP ALONE)
Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex. (SEX IS ROMANTIC)
You Too Can Be A Designated Driver. (YOU CAN AND WILL BE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER)
Male Bonding - Leaving Your Friends At Home. (DONT GET MAD IF I FLIRT WITH YOUR FRIENDS)
Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works. (YOU TOO CAN WEAR SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS)
The Attainable Goal - Omitting "@&^@#!" From Your Vocabulary. (PROOF THAT FUCK IS A WORD)
Please feel free to add any courses that you are interested in that are not on our list... :p
Carmine
03-23-2005, 03:47 PM
Feel free to check "ragu's words to live by" post #1 in that thread.
...Honey!
Fabulous Shadow
03-23-2005, 05:54 PM
I don't think any of you read the Army Girls version of thse courses...
IN BOLD
Combating stupidity. (WHY WE DON'T DATE STUPID GUYS)
You Can Do Housework, Too. (YOU TOO CAN DO HOUSEWORK NUDE)
PMS - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut. (SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS WEEK OR I'LL CALL YOU OUT ON THE BOARD)
How to Fill an Ice Tray. (CREATIVE WAYS TO USE ICE)
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money!
(GIVE US THE MONEY, WE WILL PICK OUT OUR OWN SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS)
Understanding the Female Response to You Coming in Drunk at 4 AM.
(HOW DARE YOU GET DRUNK WITHOUT ME!)
How Not to Act Like An Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong.
(HOW TO BE AN ASSHOLE AND BE HOT DOING IT)
Reasons to Give Flowers. (WE DON'T WANT FLOWERS, WE WANT CASH)
How to Stay Awake After Sex. (HOW TO DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT RESTING)
"The Morning Dilemma" - If It's Awake, Take a Shower. (IF IT'S AWAKE, WAKE ME UP)
'The Weekend' and 'Sports' Are not Synonyms. (SEX IS A SPORT, WANNA PLAY?)
How To Go Shopping With Your Mate. (STAY HOME, WE SHOP ALONE)
Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex. (SEX IS ROMANTIC)
You Too Can Be A Designated Driver. (YOU CAN AND WILL BE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER)
Male Bonding - Leaving Your Friends At Home. (DONT GET MAD IF I FLIRT WITH YOUR FRIENDS)
Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works. (YOU TOO CAN WEAR SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS)
The Attainable Goal - Omitting "@&^@#!" From Your Vocabulary. (PROOF THAT FUCK IS A WORD)
Atomic_Rob
03-23-2005, 06:20 PM
So its all about sex and money eh Fab?
Fabulous Shadow
03-23-2005, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Atomic_Rob
So its all about sex and money eh Fab?
Ummmm, well...Yes.
Is that BAD? :p
weesfreewheelin
03-23-2005, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Ummmm, well...Yes.
Is that BAD? :p
Sex for money?:D
Atomic_Rob
03-23-2005, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Ummmm, well...Yes.
Is that BAD? :p
Haha, no no, nice to see the Army ladies have their priorities right :D
Fabulous Shadow
03-23-2005, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by weesfreewheelin
Sex for money?:D
Well, I guess in a way it's something like that. But Having money doesn't instantly get you sex. There has to be an attraction too. Having money is just one of the things t hat makes a man attractive to me.
Fabulous Shadow
03-23-2005, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Atomic_Rob
Haha, no no, nice to see the Army ladies have their priorities right :D
Right on! That said, I really should not be speaking for all the Army ladies.
weesfreewheelin
03-23-2005, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
. But Having money doesn't instantly get you sex. .
That would depend on what side of town I was in:p
Atomic_Rob
03-23-2005, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
There has to be an attraction too. Having money is just one of the things t hat makes a man attractive to me.
So whats the main attraction then?
Originally posted by weesfreewheelin
Sex for money?:D
This reminds me of an old Carlin bit.
Selling is legal, fucking is legal. So why is selling fucking against the law? Why is it illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away? Hardly the worst thing you could do to someone is give them an orgasm.
Atomic_Rob
03-23-2005, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by MAX
This reminds me of an old Carlin bit.
Selling is legal, fucking is legal. So why is selling fucking against the law? Why is it illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away? Hardly the worst thing you could do to someone is give them an orgasm.
So your all for selling fucking then max?
Fabulous Shadow
03-23-2005, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by Atomic_Rob
So whats the main attraction then?
This is confusing...
Hmmm... Well I would not sleep with an unattractive RICH guy, but I would sleep with a attractive POOR guy... I just would not get serious with him. I would sleep with a guy who was unattractive if he was a really NICE guy but if he is poor, it would not last long. I like bad boys for play things but if they are TOTAL ASSHOLES, even if they are rich, I would not get serious with them, but they are alot of fun for awhile. So, I don't really know what the main attraction is. I think it's a combo of money and personality NO?
Fabulous Shadow
03-23-2005, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Atomic_Rob
So your all for selling fucking then max?
LMAO! I think he is!
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
LMAO! I think he is!
Hahahahaha!!!
C'mon people, when you were/are single you pay for it in some form anyway. No biggy.
What do I care anyway cos I'm not above the love. lol.
Sexy muthafucka start shakin' that ass.................. :D
*SPANK!!!* *SPANK!!!* *SPANK!!!*
*MAX'S HANDPRINT ON DAT ASS*
*LAUGHTER*
*GET THE FUCK OUT!!! - SHE SAYS* LMAO!!!
Roth On!!! :D :killer:
Atomic_Rob
03-23-2005, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Hahahahaha!!!
C'mon people, when you were/are single you pay for it in some form anyway. No biggy.
What do I care anyway cos I'm not above the love. lol.
Sexy muthafucka start shakin' that ass.................. :D
*SPANK!!!* *SPANK!!!* *SPANK!!!*
*MAX'S HANDPRINT ON DAT ASS*
*LAUGHTER*
*GET THE FUCK OUT!!! - SHE SAYS* LMAO!!!
Roth On!!! :D :killer:
Max Strikes again :p
Fabulous Shadow
03-23-2005, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Hahahahaha!!!
C'mon people, when you were/are single you pay for it in some form anyway. No biggy.
What do I care anyway cos I'm not above the love. lol.
Sexy muthafucka start shakin' that ass.................. :D
*SPANK!!!* *SPANK!!!* *SPANK!!!*
*MAX'S HANDPRINT ON DAT ASS*
*LAUGHTER*
*GET THE FUCK OUT!!! - SHE SAYS* LMAO!!!
Roth On!!! :D :killer:
Fab's handprint on Max's tight ass! :p
Atomic_Rob
03-23-2005, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
This is confusing...
Hmmm... Well I would not sleep with an unattractive RICH guy, but I would sleep with a attractive POOR guy... I just would not get serious with him. I would sleep with a guy who was unattractive if he was a really NICE guy but if he is poor, it would not last long. I like bad boys for play things but if they are TOTAL ASSHOLES, even if they are rich, I would not get serious with them, but they are alot of fun for awhile. So, I don't really know what the main attraction is. I think it's a combo of money and personality NO?
At least your honest!
Fabulous Shadow
03-23-2005, 07:51 PM
Honesty? Hmmmm... That's an interesting concept.
Atomic_Rob
03-23-2005, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Honesty? Hmmmm... That's an interesting concept.
For women anyway...
Originally posted by Atomic_Rob
Max Strikes again :p
Five Stars for you Lad. :D
What's funny is it is a true story from my youth. LOL!!! I seriously couldn't stop laughing at my pink handprint. :o
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Fab's handprint on Max's tight ass! :p
Careful there co we wouldn't wanna break your hand. :) Bust out a paddle!!!
MUHUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Atomic_Rob
03-23-2005, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Five Stars for you Lad. :D
What's funny is it is a true story from my youth. LOL!!! I seriously couldn't stop laughing at my pink handprint. :o
Cheers man
I think we've all been there when it comes to leavin hand prints :p
Originally posted by Atomic_Rob
Cheers man
I think we've all been there when it comes to leavin hand prints :p
LOL!!!
Mine was in the afternoon and in daylight. It was a perfect print too and I busted my gut. She never spoke to me again.
Cheers to the mighty spank!!!
:gulp:
Atomic_Rob
03-23-2005, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by MAX
LOL!!!
Mine was in the afternoon and in daylight. It was a perfect print too and I busted my gut. She never spoke to me again.
Cheers to the mighty spank!!!
:gulp:
Mine was at night, she got up and I got her proper good one [spank that is]. I turned on the light to see if there was a mark and my hand print was there :D
We broke up a few months ago!
I'll drink to that :gulp:
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