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Cato
01-02-2004, 05:23 AM
because...

1. it looks like a woman.

Seshmeister
01-02-2004, 10:23 AM
What sort of women do you hang around with Cato?

Ones you plug in?

BrownSound1
01-02-2004, 11:51 AM
2. They only speak when you want them to. :D

IrishPunk
01-02-2004, 06:22 PM
Women are like guitars. Love to be fingered, made to be played and if there Korean their cheaply made.

Hecubus
01-02-2004, 07:32 PM
3. Because they can help you express yourself when words don't do the job.

GAR
01-03-2004, 05:57 AM
4. Their headstocks fit those forehead indentations they made YEARS after they form them.

guitarman
01-04-2004, 04:31 PM
5. You can turn them down when you've had enough of them yaking!

GAR
01-05-2004, 03:27 AM
6. They only feedback when you let 'em.

diamond den™
01-05-2004, 03:36 AM
Guitars like to be fingered all the time. :)

siN
01-05-2004, 02:09 PM
I only can count to six!

Coyote
01-05-2004, 04:27 PM
As a hobby it's better than bungee jumping.

Hecubus
01-07-2004, 12:07 AM
Because it's a chick magnet.

GAR
01-08-2004, 04:58 AM
11. You can use them to kill people and opposing animals who compete with you for food shelter and survival.

alexpgrimes
01-08-2004, 11:08 PM
12. A guitar doesn't get jealous when you play with another guitar.

Cato
01-09-2004, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by alexpgrimes
12. A guitar doesn't get jealous when you play with another guitar.
i dont think so. they are very jealous....

lesfunk
01-09-2004, 09:51 AM
They serve as a phallic symbol to make you feel better about your tiny yellow tinkler.

Junyore Grades
01-09-2004, 04:54 PM
14. Much easier to write songs on than drums.

Cathedral
01-11-2004, 05:46 PM
Playing keeps me sane...

GAR
01-11-2004, 08:22 PM
16. "I love the smell of nitrocellulose lacquer in the morning.."

http://www.plugincinema.com/plugin/images/screenshots/kilgore2.gif

Junyore Grades
01-12-2004, 10:14 AM
17. 'Eruption' just doesn't sound the same on mandolin.

ZahZoo
01-16-2004, 10:09 AM
18. You don't have to wear a condom to fuck around with a guitar. They don't produce little baby guitars but they do give you G.A.S (Gear Acquisition Syndrom)!!!

Hecubus
01-18-2004, 01:10 AM
19. Each has their very own 'soul'.

Hecubus
05-05-2004, 01:03 AM
20. No matter how long you neglect it, it always takes you back.

mako_kimura
08-11-2006, 05:53 PM
21. They look just as good as pinups in magazines

Soul Reaper
08-12-2006, 08:41 AM
22. You can make them look or work better without them complaining....

You can't cut off the neck of a woman without them complaining....

Don Corleone
08-12-2006, 05:52 PM
23. You can have more than one without the other getting jealous

Nitro Express
08-12-2006, 07:28 PM
Nobody ever got laid because they played the accordian well.

Panamark
08-15-2006, 09:32 PM
Ive never tried to 69 with my guitar, whats it like, CATO ?? :D

jackassrock
08-16-2006, 09:58 AM
They help me to act like I'm 18 years old. Instead of getting pissed off about it.

Hardrock69
08-16-2006, 12:15 PM
They make good investments if you get the right vintage guitar...

Nitro Express
08-19-2006, 04:16 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
Ive never tried to 69 with my guitar, whats it like, CATO ?? :D

I don't know about CATO but I cut my dick on the sharp string ends sticking out of the tuners and caught my toungue in the trem. 69ing a guitar you love is more dangerouse than an AIDS infested Somolian whore.

jhale667
08-19-2006, 04:31 AM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
Nobody ever got laid because they played the accordian well.

I'm betting Zamfir's not getting much action, either...:D

Panamark
08-19-2006, 05:25 AM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
I don't know about CATO but I cut my dick on the sharp string ends sticking out of the tuners and caught my toungue in the trem. 69ing a guitar you love is more dangerouse than an AIDS infested Somolian whore.

Ouch ! You might want to try a bit of back body lovin next time Nitro !