69 Reasons why we love guitars [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

Seshmeister

01-02-2004, 09:23 AM

What sort of women do you hang around with Cato?

Ones you plug in?

BrownSound1

01-02-2004, 10:51 AM

2. They only speak when you want them to. :D

IrishPunk

01-02-2004, 05:22 PM

Women are like guitars. Love to be fingered, made to be played and if there Korean their cheaply made.

Hecubus

01-02-2004, 06:32 PM

3. Because they can help you express yourself when words don't do the job.

GAR

01-03-2004, 04:57 AM

4. Their headstocks fit those forehead indentations they made YEARS after they form them.

guitarman

01-04-2004, 03:31 PM

5. You can turn them down when you've had enough of them yaking!

GAR

01-05-2004, 02:27 AM

6. They only feedback when you let 'em.

diamond den™

01-05-2004, 02:36 AM

Guitars like to be fingered all the time. :)

siN

01-05-2004, 01:09 PM

I only can count to six!

Coyote

01-05-2004, 03:27 PM

As a hobby it's better than bungee jumping.

Hecubus

01-06-2004, 11:07 PM

Because it's a chick magnet.

GAR

01-08-2004, 03:58 AM

11. You can use them to kill people and opposing animals who compete with you for food shelter and survival.

alexpgrimes

01-08-2004, 10:08 PM

12. A guitar doesn't get jealous when you play with another guitar.

Cato

01-09-2004, 06:36 AM

Originally posted by alexpgrimes
12. A guitar doesn't get jealous when you play with another guitar.
i dont think so. they are very jealous....

lesfunk

01-09-2004, 08:51 AM

They serve as a phallic symbol to make you feel better about your tiny yellow tinkler.

Junyore Grades

01-09-2004, 03:54 PM

14. Much easier to write songs on than drums.

Cathedral

01-11-2004, 04:46 PM

Playing keeps me sane...

GAR

01-11-2004, 07:22 PM

16. "I love the smell of nitrocellulose lacquer in the morning.."

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Junyore Grades

01-12-2004, 09:14 AM

17. 'Eruption' just doesn't sound the same on mandolin.

ZahZoo

01-16-2004, 09:09 AM

18. You don't have to wear a condom to fuck around with a guitar. They don't produce little baby guitars but they do give you G.A.S (Gear Acquisition Syndrom)!!!

Hecubus

01-18-2004, 12:10 AM

19. Each has their very own 'soul'.

Hecubus

05-05-2004, 12:03 AM

20. No matter how long you neglect it, it always takes you back.

mako_kimura

08-11-2006, 04:53 PM

21. They look just as good as pinups in magazines

Soul Reaper

08-12-2006, 07:41 AM

22. You can make them look or work better without them complaining....

You can't cut off the neck of a woman without them complaining....

Don Corleone

08-12-2006, 04:52 PM

23. You can have more than one without the other getting jealous

Nitro Express

08-12-2006, 06:28 PM

Nobody ever got laid because they played the accordian well.

Panamark

08-15-2006, 08:32 PM

Ive never tried to 69 with my guitar, whats it like, CATO ?? :D

jackassrock

08-16-2006, 08:58 AM

They help me to act like I'm 18 years old. Instead of getting pissed off about it.

Hardrock69

08-16-2006, 11:15 AM

They make good investments if you get the right vintage guitar...

Nitro Express

08-19-2006, 03:16 AM

Originally posted by Panamark
Ive never tried to 69 with my guitar, whats it like, CATO ?? :D

I don't know about CATO but I cut my dick on the sharp string ends sticking out of the tuners and caught my toungue in the trem. 69ing a guitar you love is more dangerouse than an AIDS infested Somolian whore.

jhale667

08-19-2006, 03:31 AM

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Nobody ever got laid because they played the accordian well.

I'm betting Zamfir's not getting much action, either...:D

Panamark

08-19-2006, 04:25 AM

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I don't know about CATO but I cut my dick on the sharp string ends sticking out of the tuners and caught my toungue in the trem. 69ing a guitar you love is more dangerouse than an AIDS infested Somolian whore.

Ouch ! You might want to try a bit of back body lovin next time Nitro !