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View Full Version : Pouring hot roofing tar on forest rangers is a rural myth.



rustoffa
03-25-2005, 12:00 AM
I've decided to weigh in on this.

The stories that are floating around are half-lies.

Forest rangers, while sometimes isolated in fire watchtowers, have never been so isolated and detatched that dipshits pour hot roofing tar on them while they're dozing.

People just go on and fucking on about pulpwooding assholes fucking these dudes up. I've seen trained, drug-addicted dogs sniff around for fat lighter stumps, but have yet to witness a dozing forest ranger get hot roofing tar dumped on him/her.

The logistics involved with scaling a fire watch tower and dumping hot roofing tar on a dozing forest ranger would cuntfound a crack-team of eiger-sanctioning geniuses.

In a nutshell, I'm calling bullshit.

vanzilla
03-25-2005, 02:56 AM
I'm just sayin' - don't knock it 'til you tried it.