Kirdee
02-22-2004, 07:05 PM
Review rating of For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge: one star
Review title: Hagar likes small children.
Review date: September 9, 1999
Reviewer: An Amazon.com Customer
The review: O.k. All you taints out there who gave this 5 stars,you must be deaf or have no knowledge of music whatsoever.Hagar is a poodle haircut bastage.Either get dave back,or give up already.
A bastage, he says! YES!!! I just couldn't help but laugh out loud. It's a midnight, forgive me. But but this review was the only one that contained an ounce of sense, out of more than fifty 'Five-Star' reviews on Amazon, claiming the album's (and Spammy's) brilliance and "maturity".
And my, my - is this review accurate or what! Spammy does indeed look like a nonce...
Review title: Hagar likes small children.
Review date: September 9, 1999
Reviewer: An Amazon.com Customer
The review: O.k. All you taints out there who gave this 5 stars,you must be deaf or have no knowledge of music whatsoever.Hagar is a poodle haircut bastage.Either get dave back,or give up already.
A bastage, he says! YES!!! I just couldn't help but laugh out loud. It's a midnight, forgive me. But but this review was the only one that contained an ounce of sense, out of more than fifty 'Five-Star' reviews on Amazon, claiming the album's (and Spammy's) brilliance and "maturity".
And my, my - is this review accurate or what! Spammy does indeed look like a nonce...