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rustoffa
03-27-2005, 10:20 PM
Take Me Home Cuntry Roads
(lyrics by Joe Thunder)

Almost heavin', hate vagina
Blue balled sailors
Pokin' on my liver
Goin' nowhere
Wearin' out my knees
My face receives Bukkake
You can call me sleaze

Cuntry roads, take me home
To the place I belong
Scatwavilla, mount my momma
Take me home, cuntry roads

All my memories gathered' round me
Sweaty Lumberjacks, chewin' on cialis
Large and dirty, skeettin' in my eye
Filthy taste of smegma
Ain't got time to cry

Cuntry roads, take me home
To the place I belong
Scatwavilla, mount my momma
Take me home, cuntry roads

I have no choice
In the mornin' hour they flog me
My hemmhoroids are speed bumps
The smell of shit reminds me of my home so far away
They're drivin' down my dirty road
I should have been home yesterday, yesterday

Cuntry roads, take me home
To the place I belong
Scatwavilla, mount my momma
Take me home, cuntry roads

Take me home, cuntry roads

LoungeMachine
03-27-2005, 10:31 PM
Classic.

especially considering he wrote it FROM THE WOMB

Nickdfresh
03-27-2005, 10:34 PM
I can only give you five stars once RUSTOFFA! Too bad, 'cause that was fucking classic!

FORD
03-27-2005, 11:36 PM
Can't wait to hear the sequel, "Rocky Mount Me High" :D

Anonymous
03-27-2005, 11:41 PM
So it DID write a song, after all. Who woulda thunk it?

Cheers! :bottle:

MAX
03-27-2005, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Can't wait to hear the sequel, "Rocky Mount Me High" :D

Alright Ford,

I MUST hear this one!!! Unlike Joey, you've delivered a few classics over the years. Bust out the COMEBACK!!!

Hardrock69
03-28-2005, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I can only give you five stars once RUSTOFFA! Too bad, 'cause that was fucking classic!

LOL...well I stepped in and gave him 5 stars for ya!

FORD
03-28-2005, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Alright Ford,

I MUST hear this one!!! Unlike Joey, you've delivered a few classics over the years. Bust out the COMEBACK!!!

Nah, I got nothin'. Probably because it's Monday :(