Stay off you fucking cell phone

[jacksmar]

http://www.koin.com/news.asp?RECORD_KEY%5Bnews%5D=ID&ID%5Bnews%5D=1832

Another fucking dumbass that doesn't realize you are NOT equipped for this and you are not able to do both at the same time. You don't have the ability. Park your cell phone when you drive. Only in emergency.

[Matt White]

GRATE AV Jacksmar!

Cell phones & autos?!? Sounds like NATURAL SELECTION! The STUPID are weeded out from the herd!

[jacksmar]

http://funnyjunk.com/p/nocell-jpg.html

Thanks Matt.

[The Scatologist]

this part cracks me up



Investigators are trying to figure out if she was speeding and
exactly what caused her to lose control.

[Anonymous]

I thought that since the left and right parts of the woman's brain are independent they were able to perform two different actions at the same time. You know, cook and talk, do the laundry and talk, set the table and talk, perform oral sex and talk... wait, that part may be abusive.

Just kidding, girls. Just kidding. You know I love you all. Very much.

Cheers! :bottle:

[jacksmar]

http://www.nylawyer.com/news/04/07/070204e.html

[Hardrock69]

A couple of years ago here in Gnashville, some fucking BITCH HO' SLUT was sentenced to 9 years in the slammer. Not EVEN enough.

WHY?

Because the stupid bitch was yapping on her cell phone while driving on the highway, and she crossed a median, collided head on with another car and killed several other innocent people.

I cannot tell ya how many times I have seen STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS almost cause accidents because THEY CAN'T SHUT THEIR FUCKING PHONE OFF AND HAVE TO MINDLESSLY DRIVE DOWN THE GODDAM FREEWAY AT 40 MPH WHILE YAMMERING AWAY ABOUT SOMETHING MUCH LESS IMPORTANT THAN THEIR (OR SOMEONE ELSE'S) LIFE!!!!

This goddam public service announcement brought to you by Hardrock69:

CRAM THE MOTHERFUCKING CELL PHONE UP YOUR ASS SIDEWAYS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[bueno bob]

Amazing...in all the times I've done it, I've never for a second had any loss of control or distraction. Guess that makes me talented.

So there.

[Hardrock69]

Shit man, if you can do two things at once, I got no problem wit dat.

It is all the STOOPID mufukkers I have a problem with...

[bueno bob]

Luckily enough, then, I don't fall into that catagory

But I know some people....