Safety™ is More Important Than David Lee Roth and Van Halen

[Denny]

I work as a Safety Officer™ in a Factory......Safety™ is WAY SUPERIOR to David Lee Roth and Van Halen.

This isn't BULLSHIT™..........I am REALLY am a Safety Officer™ in a Factory.

Safety™ first because there might not be a second.

[fryingdutchman]

This isn't BULLSHIT™..........I am REALLY am a Safety Officer™ in a Factory.

Congratu-fuckin-lations.

I'll alert the media.

[DlocRoth]

Way to be, Homer.

[Full Bug]

Your a fucking idiot Den....Havent they deported you yet?

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Denny
I'm the community ass in a Butt Plug Factory......Taking it in the ass is WAY SUPERIOR to David Lee Roth and Van Halen.

My breath smells like SHIT™..........Because I REALLY like to give rim jobs while taking it up the ass in the Butt Plug Factory.

I'll always come first because there might not be a second.

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by Denny
I work as a Safety Officer™ in a Factory...

how long has your facility gone without a recordable incident?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Denny
I work as a Welfare collector� Welfare to workfare---this sucks� is WAY SUPERIOR to my heros FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD and JOE ROGAN.

This isn't BULLSHIT�..........I am REALLY am an unemployable Dutch douchebag that leeches off his American wife, HITCH1969, and I am a no talent hack internet troll/spammer� in a shithole.

collect welfare benefits while you can!

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Denny
I'm the community ass in a Butt Plug Factory......Taking it in the ass is WAY SUPERIOR to David Lee Roth and Van Halen.


LOL! 5 stars vanzilla...

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by Denny
I work as a Safety Officer™ in a Factory......Safety™ is WAY SUPERIOR to David Lee Roth and Van Halen.

This isn't BULLSHIT™..........I am REALLY am a Safety Officer™ in a Factory.

Safety™ first because there might not be a second.


Hey Den, there are other "neat" little characters you can use. Try opening charmap. You'll thank me later.


After that, find a gun and blow your own head off. Everyone else will thank me later.

[Hardrock69]

Hell, I am thanking you now for making such a neat suggestion to this fool...
:D

[Hardrock69]

I work as a Danger Officer™ in a REAL factory. Not a FAKE Factory, but a REAL one! Danger™ is WAY superior to Safety.

THis isn't BULLSHIT™.....I am REALLY am a Danger Officer™ in a Factory.


Danger™ first, because their does not need to be Safety.

[bueno bob]

Boy, that's neat-O!

[stilleddiesangel]

Ooops, I see Dennyboy is as popular as ever... I always play it safe.. ahem... ;)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Denny
Make sure your gay sex is safe! USE A CONDOM FOR THE BOTTOM!

[Denny]

Originally posted by twonabomber
how long has your facility gone without a recordable incident?

Over 100 days now!!!!!

[flappo]

for that you deserve a medal

here is a sticky instead

:D

[Full Bug]

If you give that tool Den a sticky then I will lose any respect I had for you Flappo....You could sticky more worthy members....

[Matt White]

"Safety™ is More Important Than David Lee Roth and Van Halen"

"It's all fun & Games until somebody gets an eye poked out."

Ancient Carpenter proverb.

[flappo]

Originally posted by Full Bug
If you give that tool Den a sticky then I will lose any respect I had for you Flappo....You could sticky more worthy members....

talk to the fucking hand , baybee

since when do you think i gave a fuck what YOU think aboot me ?

:D

you wanna chill the fuck out , it's only rock n roll but i like it

i like it a lot !

[Roy Munson]

The tree doesn't fall far from the nut.

[FORD]

And the gay pandas don't fall far from the tree....

http://gogoboydiary.typepad.com/go_go_boy_diary/images/panda_porn.jpg

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by FORD
And the gay pandas don't fall far from the tree....

http://gogoboydiary.typepad.com/go_go_boy_diary/images/panda_porn.jpg


FORD, please, no personal photos!

LOL

[flappo]

eeurgh , i didn't realise panda's DID mate !

[Roy Munson]

Those aren't pandas.

[Diddle Doe]

Is your factory personell predominately Polish?

[GAR]

Originally posted by Full Bug
Your a fucking idiot Den....Havent they deported you yet?

How did you figure out it was Den™?

http://images.qianlong.com/mmsource/images/2004/09/03/bplh040903010.jpg

[saint]

Originally posted by flappo
for that you deserve a medal

here is a sticky instead

:D

she has been given a sticky,

and she deserves a medal or at least a tissue

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by GAR
How did you figure out it was Den™?

That guy screams idiot a mile away....

[Nitro Express]

So basically before I sink my dick into that line supervisors cunt in the breakroom you will roll a condom on it?

[flappo]

5 shit thread

[GAR]

Classic SafetyTHREAD~!!

[kwame k]

Classic SafetyTHREAD~!!


Classic moronic reply.