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Panamark
01-02-2004, 06:00 AM
Theres a stack of these around,
How about Jimi Hendrix,
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
(Excuse me while I kiss the Sky)
The GoGo's
Alex the Seal
(Our Lips our Sealed)
Ozzy (Paranoid)
I think you should end your life
(I think you should enjoy life)
Im sure theres more...
Originally posted by Panamark
Ozzy (Paranoid)
I think you should end your life
(I think you should enjoy life)
Now that one is really silly, considering the next line in the song is:
I wish I could, but it's too late
Now here's a great example .....
The real lyrics were:
I heard the news baby
All about your disease
But I misheard them as:
I'm on the loose baby
Like a warm stack o' cheese
The embarrassing moment of revelation:
I was at a Van Halen concert in 1995 when Sammy
and the band started playing that song. My
friend and I started to sing along, and I sang
the wrong lyrics. My friend burst out laughing
and everyone around us started to laugh hysterically.
Since it was Hagar, he probably DID really sing "like a warm stack of cheese"!!
Here's another...
The real lyrics were:
Might as well JUMP
But I misheard them as:
Maxwell jump
The embarrassing moment of revelation:
Actually, my STUPID ex-wife heard it that way and wanted to know if it was the same Maxwell as in the Beatle's song Maxwell's Silver Hammer. I told her the problem was that Van Halen was meant to be played at MAX VOLUME!
This guy HAS to be a Sammy Sheep!:
The real lyrics were:
Panama
But I misheard them as:
Cannonball
The embarrassing moment of revelation:
Twas my husband again. My sister and I were wondering why that particular song had not been blasted at Noriega in our occupation of Panama and my hubby wondered why they would choose that song. I mentioned that the country's name was in the lyrics. He asked "Where?", so I asked him how he thought it went.
The above examples were taken from www.kissthisguy.com :D
Elitest
01-02-2004, 01:31 PM
I always thought that the song" Car wash"
was " Hog wash"
workin' at the hogwash yeah!
Mr Badguy
01-02-2004, 01:45 PM
"You`re bending-I`m mending, I`m getting back together"
From "Troubleshooter" by Judas Priest
No wait a minute, those are the real lyrics.
I just wish I had misheard them.
Panamark
01-02-2004, 04:13 PM
Just thought of another,
Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Theres a bathroom on the right"
(Real lyrics, theres a bad moon on the rise)
Diva Lee Roth
01-06-2004, 11:56 PM
Atomic Punk -Van Halen
I am a victim of the sinus age...
(real lyrics: I am a victim of the science age..)
Mysterious Ways- U2
You've been living underground
eating from a cat ...
(real lyrics: You'e been living underground
eating from a can)
Full Bug
01-07-2004, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by Panamark
Just thought of another,
Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Theres a bathroom on the right"
(Real lyrics, theres a bad moon on the rise)
Funny you mention that one, for years when I was younger that exactly what I thought the words were, lol.....:D
Ally_Kat
01-07-2004, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by Full Bug
Funny you mention that one, for years when I was younger that exactly what I thought the words were, lol.....:D
me too! i would sing them loud and proud, too, until one day i realized they were wrong. Then I stopped singing along in the car. :o
Junyore Grades
01-07-2004, 01:54 PM
Metallica- "Enter Sandman"
Exit light, enter night
I thought it said-
Exit life, end your life
Junyore Grades
01-07-2004, 01:56 PM
VH-
"I got no love, no love you call real"
misheard as-
"I got no love, no love in Korea"
Igosplut
01-08-2004, 05:47 AM
Originally posted by Elitest
I always thought that the song" Car wash"
was " Hog wash"
workin' at the hogwash yeah!
Just a little subliminal thought goin on there Elitest?:)
Ally_Kat
01-09-2004, 01:53 AM
Ya know Blitzkrieg Bop? Well, I thought they were singing "Let's drink pop" *hangs head*
One Voice
01-09-2004, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Ya know Blitzkrieg Bop? Well, I thought they were singing "Let's drink pop" *hangs head*
Not familiar with this one.
Who is the band?
Ally_Kat
01-09-2004, 01:48 PM
The Ramones
alexpgrimes
01-09-2004, 08:00 PM
I remember when Panama came out there was a girl in school that went around singing enema. Needless to say she wasn't very bright. Great lay though.
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