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dr.rythm
04-03-2005, 03:31 PM
Once again in my life i need to escape to music because all the others threads are mainly retarded subjects that are posted by idots bitching at each other......


So Anybody likes drumming


let's talk about kits, gears, drummers, anyhting that's got to do with it



so let's begin shall we...



I have been drumming on...and off...for about 18 years, i now play with a SONOR Force1000 series a 6 pieces kit with gibraltar double pedal and 8 zildjian cymbals

LoungeMachine
04-03-2005, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by dr.rythm
Once again in my life i need to escape to music because all the others threads are mainly retarded subjects that are posted by idots bitching at each other......



Speaking of retarded........


Leave it to a drummer to spell RHYTHM wrong :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

blonddgirl777
04-03-2005, 11:20 PM
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dr.rythm
04-03-2005, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Speaking of retarded........


Leave it to a drummer to spell RHYTHM wrong :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


I translated from french which I tought was identical except for the "e" at the end. But anyway this is a "username" so "i can pretty much spell it any way i freakin please" OK...

So if you have no interest in drums please stay away...there is enough
threads out there with plenty of bitchiness, insults, and idiocies for you to go nuts....

LoungeMachine
04-03-2005, 11:38 PM
take a joke

grow some skin

or get ready to get shredded in here.


IT


WAS


A


JOKE

LoungeMachine
04-03-2005, 11:39 PM
Q: What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians all the time?


























A: A Drummer

LoungeMachine
04-03-2005, 11:40 PM
Q: What do you call a Drummer who was just dumped by his girlfriend?





















A: homeless

dr.rythm
04-03-2005, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Q: What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians all the time?


























A: A Drummer


If i had a dolla everytime i heard that I'd be stinkin rich...

sorry for the quick snappin... i'm just a bit on edge with the poor quality of a lot of these threads....

LoungeMachine
04-04-2005, 12:06 AM
Captitol Records was having a theme party one night. They decided the higher up the floor of the building, the more intelligent the party conversations.


I stepped out of the elevator onto the penthouse, and overheard a conversation on quantum physics.


I went down a few floors and overheard guys talking about Bull Markets



I finally hit the basement and all I heard was........













wait for it



















So, what size drumsticks do you use?

dr.rythm
04-04-2005, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Q: What do you call a Drummer who was just dumped by his girlfriend?



















A: homeless


That one is good...lol :p but it can pretty much apply to all musicians..

blonddgirl777
04-04-2005, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Q: What do you call a Drummer who was just dumped by his girlfriend?



















A: homeless


I am Dr. Rythm's wife... and:

HA!, HA!, HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!...
You are soooo right!
:D

Panamark
04-04-2005, 02:01 AM
All Drummer jokes aside, If you ever meet a really great Drummer.
You know what a valuable asset, they really are..

Our old drummer was excellent. I could literally adlib or write music on
the go, he had a sixth sense and could play right along with anything.
Even if I went off into bizzarre off-beats and crazy timings.

Thats something a drum machine can never do..
I consider drummers like that, true musicians and admire their
abilities.

jojo2371
04-04-2005, 02:17 AM
how do you make a drummers car faster?










take the pizza delivery sign off the roof of the car !

LoungeMachine
04-04-2005, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
All Drummer jokes aside,



killjoy;)

jojo2371
04-04-2005, 02:20 AM
how do you know its a drummer thats knockin on your front door ?












the knocking starts out in 4/4 time and ends in 6/8 time!

jojo2371
04-04-2005, 02:26 AM
actually play drums myself dr.rythm ,for me its dw hardware ,zild cymbals and tama drums .

dr.rythm
04-04-2005, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
All Drummer jokes aside, If you ever meet a really great Drummer.
You know what a valuable asset, they really are..

Our old drummer was excellent. I could literally adlib or write music on
the go, he had a sixth sense and could play right along with anything.
Even if I went off into bizzarre off-beats and crazy timings.

Thats something a drum machine can never do..
I consider drummers like that, true musicians and admire their
abilities.


Wow impressive praises Panamark, there is some amazing drummers out there, i used to be one of them, but a change of career put all that into slow gear.....

dr.rythm
04-04-2005, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by jojo2371
actually play drums myself dr.rythm ,for me its dw hardware ,zild cymbals and tama drums .


Cool stuff!! jojo2371 if i could afford it, i'd change all my hardware to DW....

or get axis pedal....

have you ever tried them??? its like an extansion of your foot!!!!

blonddgirl777
04-04-2005, 02:31 PM
Dr Rythm pounds on anything he can... steering wheel, kitchen table... even my butt!!!
L.O.L.

blonddgirl777
04-04-2005, 02:34 PM
Mon p'tit Tabarnac!!!

jojo2371
04-11-2005, 09:41 PM
the butt bongo is a very rewarding instrument to play !!!!!!

Susie Q
04-11-2005, 09:49 PM
My brother who some may know on here as Ozzy Fudd plays kick ass drums. He had a set that wrapped around him. Check out his avatar, it's him and his kit.

He has been playing since he was like 4 on pots and pans, graduated to a full wrap around kit. Ludwig and Zyldian, double bass, double kick. Monster kit! He ROCKED, still does... :)

It's good to see a drummer thread.:)

Shit, he changed his avatar. Ah well....there was a thread that had pictures in it of his old band, but I see those are gone too. Here is the link to it....

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10528&perpage=30&pagenumber=1

dr.rythm
04-11-2005, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Susie Q
It's good to see a drummer thread.:)



Thanx for the good words Miss Q...But unfortunately i cannot see
any of the pix you talked about...

and by the sound of it, (all the replies) it looked like a must see....:confused:

Susie Q
04-11-2005, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by dr.rythm
Thanx for the good words Miss Q...But unfortunately i cannot see
any of the pix you talked about...

and by the sound of it, (all the replies) it looked like a must see....:confused:

I just emailed him to send me a picture so I can post it on here. Once I get it I will put it on here.

The triplets he used to do and the quads would bring tears to you eyes.:cool:

Susie Q
04-12-2005, 11:02 AM
Here he is with his band..... you can see quite a few shots of his kit in these pictures.

Ozzy Fudd knocks 'em dead! (http://tormentedvhfans.com/eve/ubb.x/a/tpc/f/5411038404/m/21810393863)

dr.rythm
04-12-2005, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Susie Q
Here he is with his band..... you can see quite a few shots of his kit in these pictures.

Ozzy Fudd knocks 'em dead! (http://tormentedvhfans.com/eve/ubb.x/a/tpc/f/5411038404/m/21810393863)


Cool...it seemed like a monster kit alright.....

what year was this takin??? i can detect a little DIO vibe....:rockit2:

Susie Q
04-14-2005, 09:45 PM
They actually did some Dio too. A lot of Judas Priest, Motley Crue, Alice Cooper, and some of their own stuff. They blew people away!:D

I like how he had the heads to the bass' done up. I wish you could have heard his stuff. I'll tell him about this thread. :)

We do need more drummers to speak up. I had a thread when the original army was up about drums. It has some hits to it.

I know Roy Munson has a kit. That's the only one I remember who would talk about drums that comes to mind.

Panamark
04-15-2005, 01:31 AM
FARGIN ROCKS !!! :D

dr.rythm
04-15-2005, 10:54 PM
Cool Miss Q.....sure.. tell your "Bro"

to drop us a line.....

Ozzy Fudd
04-16-2005, 07:39 PM
SusieQ told me do drag my ass over here and post so i guess i better. the pictures were off a tape we made in 1983 i had 14 pc twin kick Ludwig i even made a snare out of a 14 inch tom that i used allot in our other shows it sounded like a cannon when they miked it up i had only 5 mikes when we first started out. by the near to the end of a great ride every drum and cymbals had a mike. the pedals were speed king i used a 14 inch splash as my top hat and a 14 heavy rock for my bottom hat the sound was quite unique. what i sit behind now is a single kick 5 pc with my zildjian ZBT pack and a few other ZBT cymbals and a extra 20" china making it a 12 pc. I don't have the pedal i want but soon i will, the link is http://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/g=perc/search/detail/base_pid/445400/ click on the demo. with what i did bustin my ass with twin kicks they now do with one pedal i might even spring for the double pedal they make. awesome shattttt Well that's about it . Hey Brother Mark How's it Goin? all well i hope.

dr.rythm
04-17-2005, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
I don't have the pedal i want but soon i will, the link is http://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/g=perc/search/detail/base_pid/445400/ click on the demo. with what i did bustin my ass with twin kicks they now do with one pedal i might even spring for the double pedal they make. awesome shattttt Well that's about it . Hey Brother Mark How's it Goin? all well i hope.


....Wow this stuff is out of this world.....this pedal is just insane....



welcome to my thread Ozzy it's great to see folks who share this interest for that fogotten pounding world.......

dr.rythm
04-17-2005, 02:10 AM
For some reason the pix did not show on my previous post...

here it is....

Ozzy Fudd
04-19-2005, 07:37 AM
could you imagine a twin kick with two of these pedals !
wow the patterns you could make up. stuff like this makes me get a woody.....
Where the Women at !!!:D

Ozzy Fudd
04-19-2005, 07:39 AM
Here's your first 5 Stars Brother

dr.rythm
04-19-2005, 01:58 PM
Wow my first vote!! I must celebrate! thanx Dude!!

could you imagine playing 2 bass drums hooked with these twin kicks...

you become like a human earthquake...
woah....mental....:killer: :rockit2:


BTW OZ... Who influenced your playing??

Soul Reaper
04-19-2005, 04:55 PM
while I'm actually not a drummer, I think Mike Portnoy is a sick drummer.

I have the Live At Budokan DVD.

He's pretty cool.

Fuckin' big drum kit.

dr.rythm
04-20-2005, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by Soul Reaper
while I'm actually not a drummer, I think Mike Portnoy is a sick drummer.




He is.... indeed my friend..... I have a few of his clinics videos...
and I am blown away every time i watch them....

Welcome Aboard Dude!! ;)

No need to be a full-on drummer.... as long as you spark some interest in the drumming world, and that you have a few cents to blab about the subject.... that's fine with me..... :cool:

The Scatologist
04-20-2005, 03:03 AM
There's alway been something i've been wondering about.


What happens if a drummer has to shit while on stage?


It'll be pretty hard to hold a beat, and trying and hold it in at the same time. Especially while hitting the bass drum....

Ozzy Fudd
04-20-2005, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
There's alway been something i've been wondering about.


What happens if a drummer has to shit while on stage?


It'll be pretty hard to hold a beat, and trying and hold it in at the same time. Especially while hitting the bass drum....
LMMFAO Been there had the shits bad. good thing we were at a local bar after the set i jumped up and flew to the employee shitter.

Ozzy Fudd
04-20-2005, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by dr.rythm
Wow my first vote!! I must celebrate! thanx Dude!!

could you imagine playing 2 bass drums hooked with these twin kicks...

you become like a human earthquake...
woah....mental....:killer: :rockit2:


BTW OZ... Who influenced your playing??

Buddy Rich
Keith Moon
My Main Man Neil Peart
Ron Bushy
Steve Smith

Mix Em all up... and ya got me. lol

Yea you would start a Earthquake with two of those.

jojo2371
04-20-2005, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
There's alway been something i've been wondering about.


What happens if a drummer has to shit while on stage?


It'll be pretty hard to hold a beat, and trying and hold it in at the same time. Especially while hitting the bass drum....

here is an inside secret, most wear adult diapers !!!! i have had many a gig were i have thanked my depends countless times !!!!!

Panamark
04-27-2005, 09:31 AM
If I was a Drummer, I would setup my kit, with a good recording setup.
And sell backing tracks by request on the internet. Theres already dudes doing this. Ive tried a couple.

A good home business oppurtunity..

The Scatologist
04-28-2005, 01:33 AM
Panamark, if you were a drummer and had to shit on stage, what would you do?

Panamark
04-28-2005, 03:03 AM
I would consult the scatologist !

Ozzy Fudd
04-29-2005, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
If I was a Drummer, I would setup my kit, with a good recording setup.
And sell backing tracks by request on the internet. Theres already dudes doing this. Ive tried a couple.

A good home business oppurtunity..

As always Mark you have the words of wisdom , and I'm going to start putting down some small patterns now where do i log on for this :D

Panamark
04-29-2005, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
As always Mark you have the words of wisdom , and I'm going to start putting down some small patterns now where do i log on for this :D

Well, this is how it works.

I have only used these dudes for cover songs so far. But all I had
to do was send the track I wanted (In this case it was Hell is for
Children - Pat Benatar) to the Drummer. He then records just
the drums for us. And charges us..
Great for jamming along to, or for your own multitrack recording.
There is millions of dudes out there with multitracks/PC's that
hate MIDI, and prefer real drums. KA-CHING !!

The last dude I tried offered the drum track as either an MP3
or as a multi-track recording (so you could actually fuck around
with the drum mix). But I just went for the MP3.. I only wanted
this track to JAM along too...

They also offer to record tracks for original tunes too..
So Im guessing you would have to send your song to the
drummer recorded with a click track.. (For timing purposes)

But Mate, I would be doing this !! (If I was a drummer)

Heres the last dude I tried.. By the way, I wasnt that impressed
with the sound of his kit... (I think one of his toms needed tuning)

http://www.drum-tracks.com/

Gives you a good idea of how you might set it up yourself..

How are you with HTML ??

Panamark
04-29-2005, 02:13 AM
Oh, and I have never been interested in small patterns for looping, I want entire songs :)

Im a lazy fucker..

(Im sure there are more like me !)

:D

killoldhag-ar34
05-10-2005, 08:02 PM
If this thread is still alive, does anybody know of a nice drum kit I could get below 900 dollars, including cymbals, hardware, etc. Mine sucks ass.