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Anonymous
04-03-2005, 07:16 PM
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

Cheers! :bottle:

MAX
04-03-2005, 07:20 PM
"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting and this one's for fun." *grabs crotch* :D

Dan
04-03-2005, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

Cheers! :bottle:

But can you have sex with a Gun?

Anonymous
04-03-2005, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Dan
But can you have sex with a Gun?

"Oh, yeah baby... yeah, love that tight hole..." BANG!!!

Owwwwww....

Cheers! :bottle:

Roguesgirl
04-03-2005, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Dan
But can you have sex with a Gun?

very carefully, I'd say...:D

stilleddiesangel
04-03-2005, 08:01 PM
Gotta have a very very small dick tho.. ;)

Reverberator
04-03-2005, 08:03 PM
I have a Blunderbuss .

HA !

stilleddiesangel
04-03-2005, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Reverberator
I have a Blunderbuss .

HA !

LOL... brag brag brag!! ;)

Anonymous
04-03-2005, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Gotta have a very very small dick tho.. ;)

I have a very small one, but people always say it's not the size that matters. Besides, I use my tongue alot. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

MAX
04-03-2005, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Gotta have a very very small dick tho.. ;)

Ehhh?

No place for hidin' baby. No place to runnnnn..............

You pull the trigger of my...........

Da Da Da Dum.................

LOVE GUN!!!

LOL!!! ;)

Diddle Doe
04-03-2005, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I have a very small one, but people always say it's not the size that matters. Besides, I use my tongue alot. ;)

Cheers! :bottle: Just don't swallow a bullet.

Matt White
04-04-2005, 02:27 AM
"i've got a gun...and I know how to use it!"

Panamark
04-04-2005, 03:59 AM
I bet they get jealous of rifles !

Anonymous
04-04-2005, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by Diddle Doe
Just don't swallow a bullet.

Er... I don't use my tongue in guns. Just my fingers. :D

Cheers! :bottle:

blonddgirl777
04-05-2005, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I have a very small one, but people always say it's not the size that matters. Besides, I use my tongue alot. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

Sorry to say I.S., but size DOES matter!
:eek:

Anonymous
04-05-2005, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Sorry to say I.S., but size DOES matter!
:eek:

Thank you for ruining my world. But... what if I make up for it with alot of tongue? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

blonddgirl777
04-05-2005, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Thank you for ruining my world. But... what if I make up for it with alot of tongue? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

Yessss, you really do, have to make up with your thongue...
Gene Simmons could have a "cocktail winnie" and it would do!
:eatit:

Anonymous
04-05-2005, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Yessss, you really do, have to make up with your thongue...
Gene Simmons could have a "cocktail winnie" and it would do!
:eatit:

:lol: That's a Five Star post, girl!

Cheers! :bottle: