View Full Version : Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women
Anonymous
04-03-2005, 07:16 PM
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
Cheers! :bottle:
"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting and this one's for fun." *grabs crotch* :D
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
Cheers! :bottle:
But can you have sex with a Gun?
Anonymous
04-03-2005, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Dan
But can you have sex with a Gun?
"Oh, yeah baby... yeah, love that tight hole..." BANG!!!
Owwwwww....
Cheers! :bottle:
Roguesgirl
04-03-2005, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Dan
But can you have sex with a Gun?
very carefully, I'd say...:D
stilleddiesangel
04-03-2005, 08:01 PM
Gotta have a very very small dick tho.. ;)
Reverberator
04-03-2005, 08:03 PM
I have a Blunderbuss .
HA !
stilleddiesangel
04-03-2005, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Reverberator
I have a Blunderbuss .
HA !
LOL... brag brag brag!! ;)
Anonymous
04-03-2005, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Gotta have a very very small dick tho.. ;)
I have a very small one, but people always say it's not the size that matters. Besides, I use my tongue alot. ;)
Cheers! :bottle:
Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Gotta have a very very small dick tho.. ;)
Ehhh?
No place for hidin' baby. No place to runnnnn..............
You pull the trigger of my...........
Da Da Da Dum.................
LOVE GUN!!!
LOL!!! ;)
Diddle Doe
04-03-2005, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I have a very small one, but people always say it's not the size that matters. Besides, I use my tongue alot. ;)
Cheers! :bottle: Just don't swallow a bullet.
Matt White
04-04-2005, 02:27 AM
"i've got a gun...and I know how to use it!"
Panamark
04-04-2005, 03:59 AM
I bet they get jealous of rifles !
Anonymous
04-04-2005, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by Diddle Doe
Just don't swallow a bullet.
Er... I don't use my tongue in guns. Just my fingers. :D
Cheers! :bottle:
blonddgirl777
04-05-2005, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I have a very small one, but people always say it's not the size that matters. Besides, I use my tongue alot. ;)
Cheers! :bottle:
Sorry to say I.S., but size DOES matter!
:eek:
Anonymous
04-05-2005, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Sorry to say I.S., but size DOES matter!
:eek:
Thank you for ruining my world. But... what if I make up for it with alot of tongue? :D
Cheers! :bottle:
blonddgirl777
04-05-2005, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Thank you for ruining my world. But... what if I make up for it with alot of tongue? :D
Cheers! :bottle:
Yessss, you really do, have to make up with your thongue...
Gene Simmons could have a "cocktail winnie" and it would do!
:eatit:
Anonymous
04-05-2005, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Yessss, you really do, have to make up with your thongue...
Gene Simmons could have a "cocktail winnie" and it would do!
:eatit:
:lol: That's a Five Star post, girl!
Cheers! :bottle:
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