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Antman
04-04-2005, 10:03 PM
Your Jedi tunnick is camouflage.
You use the Jedi mind trick to get someone to pull your finger
Your lightsaber is connected to your wallet with a chain
You can describe the taste of Ewok in detail
You've used the force to summon a beer from the fridge
Your X-Wing fighter is two different primer colors
You have a landspeeder up on blocks on your front lawn
Your favorite saying is "May the force be with yall now"
You use your lightsaber as a bottle opener
You have a bumper sticker on your pod racer that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson"
You program your protocol droid to only "speak English or die"
You find out Leia is your sister and you still try to bang her

bueno bob
04-04-2005, 10:16 PM
The force is strong with this one...

Kelly
04-05-2005, 07:15 AM
LMAO! Love it! Thanks man.